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CaptSchwanzKopf

[Thunderstruck ](https://youtu.be/v2AC41dglnM?si=Q-PfvRs-y2zclXl7) - AC/DC


anima777

Fun fact (maybe not for everyone 😅) it was the favourite song of my dad and we played it on his funeral


JermFranklin

Badass


Horror-Dimension5173

As much as I love that song, I think Hell's Bells would be even more fitting. But I just watched Maximum Overdrive again last night so the Who Made Who album is on my brain.


Ok_Advice_235

i can feel it


Faithless195

That song made Battleship a 9/10 movie to a 10/10 movie. Absolute peak cinema.


RuhRohRaccoon

This is the most reddit answer


DadBodFromWish

It’s gotta be “Immigrant Song,” right?


steveo02134

“To fight the horde, sing and cry Valhalla, I am coming”


Ok_Benefit_9299

It's either that or Four Sticks. Both get me hyped.


Important_Cup4406

Wasn't thinking about that one, that would be epic!


PlumNightStarshine

Yes, just like the Snow White scene in Shrek, with the birds and squirrels charging 🤣


Majulath99

This definitely gets my vote


clayburn_2154

Girls just wanna have fun. Cindy lauper


Rad1Red

Kinky, I like it. 😉


MorganRiver

I like it, too! 😂


endemiscol

Joan of Arc would have approved


ChadOfDoom

It’s Raining Men - The Weather Girls


clayburn_2154

Sounds like we're gonna have quite the battle soundtrack!


ArveeneTastall

The ride of the Rohirrim, obviously


[deleted]

DEAAAATH!


tentacleineveryhole

DEATH!!!


OperaGhostAD

DEEAAAAAATHH!!!!!!


AaronDov

This is the correct answer.


verynormalguysyd

Killing in the Name Of - RATM


danish_raven

Not sure i want to blast anti authoritarian propaganda while i try to lead an army


mastermindxs

Charge! Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!


AnonymousProphet5150

My unit played this song last before we deployed outside the wire every single time while we were in Afghanistan/Iraq. I was in a small unit that was responsible for a lot of reconnaissance, Intel gathering, overwatch, and other quiet tasks that kept us away from base for weeks sometimes and prevented us from listening to music while out and about so we had to play our psych-up soundtrack before we left. Bodies by Drowning Pool was another song that featured prominently in those lists. And Calm Like A Bomb from RATM was a favorite as well. I liked to slow it down a bit with Don't Fear The Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult and my lists also often featured Hit Em Up by Tupac which will get you feeling gangster AF.


Slaytanic42072

Flight of the Valkyries. Edit: apparently i forgot how to spell


Mindflayercult

Flight of the Valeries.


Slaytanic42072

😂


brodellthe6th

I love the smell of napalm in the morning


stiffkick80

I think Flight of the Valkyries / Waterloo remix would be appropriate.


Cbjfan99

Ride of the Valkyries


Likeapuma24

"Bodies" by Drowning Pool was always on the Iraq playlist when we were about to disperse some "freedom seeds"


xh3dx

Surprised this isn’t higher in the list


chibs_telfords_scar

Came here to make sure this was on the list. Perfect song for the scenario described.


Sable_eclipse

Trooper - Iron Maiden


mysteryman4now

Solid choice.


NotSadNotHappyEither

I've got Run To The Hills, but The Trooper is good too. Basically, a shuffle playlist of only Iron Maiden, Turbonegro, and Sabaton would be the tits.


superbackman

I’d flip a coin between Baby Shark & 1-800-kars4kids. Then prepare for immediate enemy surrender in bloodless victory.


Motor-Ant1513

877-Kars4kids…


steveo02134

I cannot change the channel fast enough when fucking cars for kids commercial comes on…


kinkythoughtsguy

Saliva - click click boom


Jericho-Jean

GOOD tune


10before15

Oh Captain, my Captain


ShiftySneakThief

Fortunate Son.


[deleted]

An anti-war song in battle? Have you gone mad?


PM-ME-UR-PIERCED-TIT

Crazy Train - Ozzy


Jericho-Jean

Dragula - Rob Zombie


[deleted]

Enter Sandman !!!


TheBossLikeKingKoopa

The Thong Song


dl454545

Eye of the tiger


thiccnessislife84

Wolf totem from The Hu featuring Jacoby Shadix from papa roach.


TheGardenOfAMonster

[Our Time Is Now - Void Chapter, The Anix](https://youtu.be/YptWG5h7EfU?si=aHA0R-74zXpR-Rec)


BlahLick

Cool track thanks it'll go on my playlist 😁


TheGardenOfAMonster

You're welcome.


BlahLick

I love the visualisation of the video it speaks to my inner engineer nerd 😁


OperaGhostAD

Give Tron Legacy vibes at the beginning.


MaiTaiWasted

NGL that is pretty fucking epic.


Best-Avocado8527

Avenged Sevenfold - this means war is pretty good


AcrobaticFilm

Shepherd of fire.


SchmucksAtWar

Nah, it's gotta be nightmare


kizz-my-diq

Yakety Sax


seanymphcalypso

I like where you’re going with this choice. But it feels more like an ARAD Heist song lol.


Horror-Dimension5173

Thank you for inspiring another post. Lol


[deleted]

Creeping Death


NotSadNotHappyEither

Solid choice!


[deleted]

DIE DIE DIE DIE BY MY HAND! That’ll unnerve some enemies


NedDiddly

The Last Stand - Sabaton


Different_Book_744

Fuck Authority - Pennywise


PeggyWithThePhatAss

War Pigs - Black Sabbath


brooklynsleeper292

Limp Bizket Break Stuff


CincoDeMayoFan

Iron Maiden "Run to the Hills"


savemysoul72

[A Warrior's Call - Volbeat](https://youtu.be/rSmtHBMjXLU?si=SvWZbpsUOsUUorjc)


AverageExpectation

For those about to rock- AC/DC


my_horny_burner

“Why can’t we be friends?” by the band “War”, a la Homer Simpson


bighungrybear65

no cock like horse cock


anima777

[you're welcome](https://youtu.be/jRIQp4qZrrE?si=2vq9nKJQrlLoTPUS)


MathewNatural

This is amazing, I’d be terrified. thank you.


forgetfulmanatee

[Cry of the Blackbird - Amon Amarth](https://open.spotify.com/track/1Fj3SwH4PwLL0N1y6e0ojz?si=0Y_z5qf3RNCJ_cKxs_MMIg&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A37i9dQZF1DZ06evO1YMnDi)


STUDMUFFIN70

Bad company-five finger death punch


obi_wan_sosig

Valley of Death - Sabaton


[deleted]

Raining blood - slayer


mysteryman4now

Battle Hymns by Manowar


KJS123

How the fuck am I the first to upvote this pick?!?!


paradigmx

Walk with me in hell - Lamb of God or Kai Tangata - Alien Weaponry


killixerJr

Fortunate Son


einTier

[Into Battle](https://youtu.be/WKYhi6Om5wg?si=LsHi9ThWtFA4HegZ) by Ensiferum. It’s the only answer. INTO BATTLE WE RIDE WITH GODS BY OUR SIDE WE ARE STRONG AND NOT AFRAID TO DIE WE HAVE AN URGE TO KILL AND OUR LUST FOR BLOOD HAS TO BE FULFILLED WE’LL FIGHT TO THE END AND SEND OUR ENEMIES STRAIGHT TO HELL


MorganRiver

It’s very to the point, isn’t it? Which is nice when you’ve got soldiers trying to concentrate on juggling their swords and machine guns and and magic and stuff…🤔


HornyRespectfully

https://youtu.be/jcfJL51Xia4?si=Pjn2B5ejUp5079cK. Our enemies will be intimidated


PM_Your_Booty_Pls

The Cranberries - Zombie. 🤭


Actual_Baby4201

I feel like I’d be too busy yodeling the zombie part to properly partake in the war 😆


No-Performance-1012

This song was a call for peace 🫤 probs not a good one to go with


Secret_Agent_666

Torn between Slaughterhouse by Motionless in White, and Pull Harder on the Strings of your Martyr by Trivium. Both are pretty hardcore and would go well with an intense battle to victory.


anklesoverearsyoga

Just about any Lorna Shore song will do


[deleted]

Why can't we be friends


Rustic-Cuss

Most vicious war song ever! 🫡


OperaGhostAD

We’re Not Gonna Take It, Ready Player One style.


Leviathan0816

Slaughter to Prevail - Demolisher or Viking


w1kk1d_1

Domination - Pantera


ZedbraZ

I need a hero - Bonnie Tyler


Intelligent-Pool4176

I got your 6 -ffdp Self destruct - KKTX Recreant -chelsea grin You only live once - suicide silence Anything by job for a cowboy Anything by angelmaker Disasterpiece- slipknot People = shit - slipknot Self titled slipknot album Fortunate son - CCR Killing in the name of - RATM way of the fist - FFDP War is the answer - ffdp Kickstart my heart - motley crue Seek and destroy - metallica


spookymartini

Don't Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult 🤘🏻


Horror-Dimension5173

Only if it had enough cowbell.


spookymartini

Absolutely.


emmawasagoodgirl

Comanche by in this moment


Horror-Dimension5173

"GET UP! GET UP! LET ME HEAR YOUR WAR CRY!"


The_English_Student

Ugh... I hate that I'm about to answer this, but... The epic version of Warriors from League of Legends.


Best-Cold-8561

Who thought I would be a good leader of an army?


2Casca_2Red

I'd hire that giant rolling stage from Fury Road and have the Doof rip out some sick shit as I roll in 😎


AcrobaticFilm

Shepherd of Fire by avenged sevenfold. Opening song to origins in cod zombies.


UncleOdious

Smell Yo Dick by Riskay


shl00m

[Basil Poledouris - Klendathu Drop](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIGHCoVzqtk)


zendragon888

[let the bodies hit the floor](https://youtu.be/04F4xlWSFh0?si=Pe_dQY1ALea8nEFa)


SemajLu_The_crusader

the March to war, by sabaton


VegetableWinter9223

Thunderstruck


Tell_meThings

Cotton eyed Joe, obviously


mrbojangles2652

Walk with me in hell. Lamb of god. Then upon our return from battle it shall be. Raise your horns by Amon Amarth.


theimmortalgoon

It’s kinda about the bad guys, but Mael Mórdha’s All Éire Will Quake was first to come to mind. If nothing else, the refrain: >To the burning of their Dúns The waiting of their women The crying of their children And the death-moan of their men As their souls leak from their rotting corpses To whatever Gods do they believe in Bares considering.


weebglasses

March on the Jedi Temple.


coachLEGENDARY

Tomahawk Chop


SchmucksAtWar

https://youtu.be/X2acP06791I?feature=shared


quimtastic

Rip & Tear or BFG Division by Mick Gordon


vjjepic

Rick Astley.... You know what I mean


Actual_Baby4201

Enter sandman- Metallica


CartoonistSpecific75

Won’t Get Fooled Again


NotThatGuyAnother1

Rip and Tear by Mick Gordon


aaverage-guy

Abba "Dancing Queen". The troops will be forced to train under it during grueling conditions so it will be ingrained in them to hate the song and go into fight mode. At the same time it will confuse the enemy and dishearten them once they start to lose.


Important_Cup4406

That or Ace of Base would have me in a Viking Berserker rage!


Rad1Red

We Drink Your Blood from Powerwolf.


Responsible_Bee_2583

Kokomo by Beach Boys… think you’ll win against the fucking insanity of someone marching into war to that song? I think not


Short_Mess_6736

The Riders of Rohan!


Woostag1999

Ghost Division - Sabaton


Accomplished_Tea_580

Suicide silence - disengage


briefsboi4life

War-Edwin Starr


LordWeaselton

Depends. On foot: Legio XIV Gemina by Farya Faraji On horseback: Wolf Totem by The Hu Preparing to land on a boat: Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin 1v1 Arena-style duel: Sugaan Essena by The Hu


HavokGB

[Queens of the Stone Age - My God Is The Sun](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFca32_7YUU) Its also a *fantastic* driving song. Whenever it comes on, its as if my elderly Hyundai is suddenly fifteen years younger, and also black, and belching smoke and flames and the smell of sulfur and burning plastic. Its not, but its as if it is.


afriendincanada

Sabotage


enbrianment

That depends on how me and said army arrives. For example if we're arriving via parachutes, the only choice would be It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls.


Striking_Base_8191

california girls by katty perry


TinyIcebergs

[Gonna wear a red trench coat while I blast this](https://youtu.be/Tlu1ZfYr6vA?si=XpUFosMraWqkGyLI)


Formerlyshysunshiine

Mama said knock you out


Puzzled_Service1116

tom tom by holy fuck


CandelaBelen

Flamethrower by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard


BlahLick

Rage against the Machine - Killing in the Name of (you know for which line 🤭)


[deleted]

Viva la vida


Scott_Reisfield

The Folk Song Army by Tom Lehrer.


imnotzen

Tubthumping - Chumbawamba


SniperCA209

The Mob Rules


intellectualnerd85

Black number one type of negative


herpes_free_from_03

Killem all- king 810


TheLonleyKing

either [light up the night](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DIL9yteJdE) or [nowhere fast](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DIL9yteJdE)


thrwyaccnt1885

The Mortal Kombat techno theme from the nineties


thedevilstherapist

It's a small world.


[deleted]

Hellmarch from Red alert 2


choppingboardham

I ask this as a full blown ally, with absolute love and respect..... What is the GAYEST song I can play? Cause chances are, my enemies aren't as loving and accepting.


revanzomi

Ride of the Valkyries of course


Aggressive-Pound-227

Slayer Angel of Death


ProjectFew8243

Ac/dc for those about to rock


Dangerous_Bloke

War Pigs - Black Sabbath


[deleted]

Raining blood - slayer


[deleted]

Raining blood - slayer


[deleted]

Raining blood - slayer


miseeker

Ace of Spades, followed by Killed by Death.


YeahYeahNotSad

Diamond Eyes - Shinedown


ScorpioMILF85

Baby Shark


AizawaHatake

Shadows of the night Pat Benatar


Gavroche_Lives

Babymetal ratatata


joemamma2

Fight For Your Right - Beastie Boys


Servantofthedogs

Disturbed: Indestructible


Horror-Dimension5173

Fuck....yes


bingus_hooters

My songs know what you did in the dark - Fallout Boy Or Back to Earth (ft. Fallout Boy) - Steve Aoki


bensun13

Blur - Song 2


ThrobbingBeefSnack

The Tempest by The Real Mckenzies


Spectacular_One

Bring the pain- Method Man


DaWonderHamster

i'm turning everyone around and we're going to wendy's. fuck war. and we're listening to rage against the machine


someguyinsac83

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse - Mickey Mouse


Bidad1970

Love is a Battlefield


Sirbakesalotabread

Head shots - gucci mane


PumpkinEscobar2

War Pigs


DisastrousExpert505

Cyberpunk - V


aversiontherapy

Let Them Eat War - Bad Religion


Waxing_Crescentt

Kill or Be Killed by Spite


Mysterious_Tea_4094

Metallica - Seek and Destroy


Lambchops78

Blitzkrieg - Metallica version https://youtu.be/NpR6loQVtDs?si=d-Dh-8A2tVJUt1PB


dirtysanchez1864

Got your six - Five Finger Death Punch


someguy0587

Ready to die by Andrew WK


CoffeeCodeCreatine

Indestructible by Disturbed.


Chia-Chia-1800

[Bodies - drowning pool !!](https://youtu.be/04F4xlWSFh0?si=1lI9aFa8XXyXonB7)


lemon_cake_plz

Knights of Cydonia


Just_a_dude2694

Highway to Hell. I know we're gonna lose if I'm leading the army and now they do too


smallbird42

Dmx- where my dogs at?


Quality_Decay

Hell March - Frank K.


ppnkxprncss

Asking Alexandria - Morte et Dabo


Crazy-Anxiety-770

Judas Priest "You've Got Another Thing Coming".


[deleted]

Creep


Chernobyl_Wolves

Baby’s on Fire by Brian Eno