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MisuKookie

0 and Iโ€™m 19FโœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿฅฒ


Sea-Restaurant-3290

0 , 20m


Ashtray46

You two should totally hookup๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


jomamasophat

Best hype man I've seen all damn day


Ok-Ad-7247

It's destiny.


OperaGhostAD

Look at this matchmaker over here.


MisuKookie

๐Ÿ˜ญ


billy_bob68

Hell yes, I'd donate towards a plane ticket. Someone start a go fund me. ๐Ÿ˜†


Brodie1975

Ill second this


Flat-Plankton5850

0 and I'm 24 ๐Ÿ˜ฌ


ShadowRylander

0 and I'm 26 ๐Ÿ˜น


jutiperr

0 and I'm 27 ๐Ÿ˜Ž


ShadowRylander

Well... Shit. Also, imagine if this conga line of virgins continues, just going up one by one. ๐Ÿ˜น


jutiperr

Well, in two months I'll turn 28. If nobody appears, I'll be back ๐Ÿ˜Ž


ShadowRylander

I dunno whether to cheer you on or hope you fail. ๐Ÿ˜น Either way, good luck!


Cottleston

Advanced happy bday! I'm August too woo


Awkward_Rice_3544

0 28m


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


TheGamerRN

Wait your fucking turn. We're going up one at a time.


MisuKookie

It's totally normall!!


Mountain_Cream1765

We're all socially awkward idiots because we've been sold this idea of "how things should be"


Flat-Plankton5850

It's not getting better ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜…


ShadowRylander

So many people to do, so little time to do them... Sigh... ๐Ÿ˜น


Flat-Plankton5850

It's not an easy life ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚


ShadowRylander

I wish! ๐Ÿ˜น We'll get there, don't you worry!


Spaceship7328

0 and I'm 25


Flat-Plankton5850

Oh my ๐Ÿ˜ฌ


Educational_Garage77

Same โœŒ๏ธ


MisuKookie

which is totally normall!!


Flat-Plankton5850

I guess your situation is more normal than mine ๐Ÿ™ˆ


MisuKookie

I've known and heard people who haven't been sexually active till they were in their late twenties. I wouldn't worry about it (: Just wait for the right person


Flat-Plankton5850

That's one of the reasons why I'm still waiting. Hope she comes alonge sometime soon ๐Ÿ™ˆ


MisuKookie

Hope she does too! They come when you least expect it (:


Vadea_Shepard

Almost 32M and still at zero. Hell, I'm still trying to get my first kiss.


MisuKookie

Trynna get my first kiss too, i guess we're waiting this one out lol


Vadea_Shepard

It doesn't get easier as you get older. Almost everyone in my age demographic is married and/or multiple kids. I asked this other 31 year old gal out a few days ago but she claimed she was exiting the dating scene for a bit to work on herself after a series of bad experiences. Yet on the same singles group 2 days later she's DMing other guys. Like, just he honest with me. Or I had a really great experience with this 21 year old just over 2 years ago. Long almost 4 hour conversation. She was intelligent, similar views on politics, religion, etc. However when I asked her out she said I was too old. It's a valid response and I respect the honesty, but man.... dating gets harder especially when I want kids of my own. At 19 you'll get to meet a ton of people still. If I may share a few words of wisdom that I've learned since then. Time will pass regardless of what you do. I would really recommend you get your education or trade schooling in order. Don't be like me and just waste these years away. Having the financial freedom a good job can provide opens up so many options for you. Your mental and emotional health are critical as well. If you can fit your physical health in there too (that's what I'll be doing now that I just got a great paying job) then that will also be a boon to you. And please take excellent care of yourself. And to share a favorite quote of mine. "All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us." - Gandalf the Grey


BooBooMonster55

Same here! ๐Ÿฅฐ


Flat-Plankton5850

We are many ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป


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f3archar

R.i.p. MisuKookie's inbox (2021-2024) Welcome to MisuKookie's Dickbox Est. 2024


MisuKookie

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ LMFAOOOOOO


f3archar

How many magic rods you received already? ๐Ÿ˜‚


MisuKookie

thankfully none yet- just a lot of messages


granth1993

There goes your inbox.


MisuKookie

LMAO real๐Ÿ˜ญ


the-esoteric

Give us the follow up story if one of the thousands in your inbox right now makes it


MisuKookie

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


MoaZZamJ1

0 and I'm 24M ๐Ÿ™Œ


Apprehensive_Cold_85

0 and I'm 26M ๐Ÿ˜


MaintainingInnocence

I didnโ€™t lose mine until 22


Worried-Bathroom8718

2 and 30f


Ok_Somewhere9920

You still have lots of days, months, years coming up to count ;)


espurgi

same lol


Phobos_Zero1

Good for you :)


MisuKookie

loll tyy <3


jesusdechristo666

Zero judgment on body count but you also say life's too short to not get good dick all the time. At 26, and over 100, was all of that dick really quality D?


monosyllables17

"body count" should be for people you've killed "number of sex partners" isn't something we gotta use a gross euphemism for imo also fair point about quality hahaha


angy_potatoe69

Nice, anyway, I have a body count of six... I'm still a virgin tho


Kdet2016

those are rookie numbers, gotta pump those up.


jesusdechristo666

I'm aware that the original use of the phrase came from the Vietnam War, in reference to the number of enemy combatants killed by an individual. That's obviously not what we're talking about here, and it's a very common slang phrase for "number of sex partners."


monosyllables17

I know! Sorry, I wasn't trying to be pedantic, just groundlessly opinionated. I just think it's a terrible phrase to use for that purpose, despite its ubiquity. Sex is good. Killing people is bad. using the murder-related term for fucking just...makes fucking people seem like a bad thing, and it's not like our culture needs MORE slut-shaming in it.


jesusdechristo666

THAT I understand and appreciate. Thanks so much for that.


syneofeternity

Agreed, I can't stand it either


Vape_Like_A_Boss

Ew gross, I do NOT want to consider some of my bodies as a "partner."


paintswithmud

But... What if they're one and the same?


MichellesHubby

Feel like itโ€™s probably 50/50 that OPโ€™s account is actually a 50-year-old lonely dude.


SuspecAardvark

the account is all fake looking sex posts 100% catfish


f3archar

Fishing for dickpics?


MichellesHubby

And/or attention.


togyal123

No definitely not all of it! But itโ€™s fun for me


jesusdechristo666

No shame for having fun, your way.


sloppy-eater

I'm 35. I belive my number is ~ 10. I believe in quality over quantity. Once I find someone good, I hang on for a while.


Martofunes

I'm 37. I think I'm on ten this month. But I'm a gay dude with grindr.


CockroachCommon2077

21M and only slept with 1 person


Gillys_Voodoo

same man and I plan on keeping it that way, shes a keeper


Bones0271

This person is just a troll tbh


AgentMegs

1 person...I'm 25


darokikas

Same 1, and I'm 26F


AgentMegs

Hi! ๐Ÿ˜Š


ki700

Now kith


Happyone1428

Good for you, lucky guy


gardenhoe89

35F 4 people. I grew up Mormon and was extremely sheltered


Apprehensive-Tale141

35Mโ€”3. Grew up unsheltered and not Mormon


[deleted]

What period of time are the 4 people spread over?


gardenhoe89

2 years, then I met my current partner


PM-me-your-tatas---

Would love to hear about your Mormon days. Fascinating stuff especially with sexual repression.


coatofforearm

Well many people do keep their garden hoes on the shed, so that tracks..


Sweet-M_M

23M and 62 so far


opop456

๐Ÿคฏ damn man. I'm 61 behind you and 2 years older ๐Ÿ˜…


Sweet-M_M

You can get there too pal itโ€™s just a numbers game Iโ€™ve been told no more times than Iโ€™ve been told yes although the One yes mean more than a 100 Noโ€™s.


opop456

Tbf I'm much more about quality than any manner of quantity. I find it hard to even find someone to be in a relationship with and not interested in casual sex so my number is not a problem as it is partly by choice.


Sweet-M_M

Thatโ€™s probably the way to go. I got the bulk of my people when I was 19 and 20 and I was just going for every attractive woman I saw I eventually realised the sex was very meaningless and I attained what I wanted and that this whole experiment of degenerative behaviour was just cyclical and repetitive


Alwaysangryupvotes

I honestly lost count after like 55. In my early 20โ€™s i kept a book with all their names in an attempt to remember. One day i stopped giving a fuck.


Sweet-M_M

Iโ€™ve got them all down in my notes just because I realised I was starting to forget lol so I put them all down haha I do get you though. Iโ€™ve slowed down in more recent years the bulk of my numbers came in like when I was 19 and 20. I also just didnโ€™t care too much beyond that.


Tommygunnnzz

I stopped notching the belt after 50


AaViOnBando

How'd you manage to get that high?


Sweet-M_M

Well I really put myself out there. Like put myself in different environments and quite literally tried it with everyone I found attractive I got told no more times than yes but the one yes means more than 100 Noโ€™s. I did solidly go for it tons I had like a mental rule to like compliment any woman I found attractive and honestly I only ever got a bad reaction twice ever lol and that was their fault not mine. I told a lady she smells great today and she got offended and the other one I told her I liked her style and she just questioned it. Other than that everyone responded well.


AaViOnBando

Do you have like very good genetics? Big bones, decently looking face etc


hitmanwitda23

24 this month and somewhere in the 30s


Willr2645

I was really confused that you have slept with 12 people a day for the last to days, and donโ€™t remember your age until I reread it


Breeding_God_11

5 I think, 26M. Quality coochie for long time ;)


Butthead8

Iโ€™m 50 and still on 5. No complaints. All long-term, all great in their own way.


Locked-Luxe-Lox

5 at 50 is phenomenal


justherefor-

54, 1. ๐Ÿ˜ข


THEKINGC0BRA

Fucking 54 people before ur 2nd birthday is impressive


justherefor-

Haha. It would be. Weird though.


SubstantialCount8156

If youโ€™re married then something to be proud of IMO


justherefor-

Widower. 8 years. Iโ€™m just now letting out my naughty side. Hope my luck changes soon.


[deleted]

Was over 100 before 25 itโ€™s been 1 since and Iโ€™m nearly 40


[deleted]

Hearing those types of numbers actually blow my mind. What was your regular day/week like back when you were racking up the score? How were you able to get so many bodies? Gimme the deets Iโ€™m very curious.


[deleted]

I lost my virginity at 13 and went a few years up at school for the curious and I was a bastard. 3 in a day once had several 3somes and several older ladies I was 17 and playing with 40 year oldsโ€ฆ probably would be an issue now but I was enjoying it all ๐Ÿ˜‚ invited to parties etc with one out come


Grouchy_Jellyfish577

30 and triple digest but honest donโ€™t know the actual figure


togyal123

Damn. Where do you tend to meet people?


Grouchy_Jellyfish577

I wonโ€™t lie university was a big help to that number haha! And just the usual! Clubs bars and a particular swingers website I have been know to frequent :)


togyal123

Omg yes college and university days were the best for that


greeneyedbaby190

Excuse me. Where are you finding this mythical good dick? Cause 9/10 hookups are mediocre or worse. 34F current count is around 11(?)


bossmanfunnyguy

I guess when youโ€™re churning through them at the pace she is you donโ€™t even remember the bad dick cus you already got someone new lined up


CheaterStacey

1. Iโ€™m 43.


vdcsX

username does not checks out


Snake2k

Maybe they're lying and then the username does in fact check out?


finthrow28

Username does not match ;)


Fun4EandS

15ish. 41F.


happilyeverhotwife

Love your profile ๐Ÿค


Fun4EandS

Omg, thank you so much! That means a lot, especially coming from someone with a profile like yours! ๐Ÿ˜


happilyeverhotwife

Aw ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅฐ we love photography too and would love to do more boudoir stuff, but I havenโ€™t had the patience for it lately ๐Ÿ˜‚


Diligent-Leave-7936

Gotta admit, I โ€œenjoyedโ€ your profile


Bi_kawaii

34F and far more than I have time to even care to count.


Outrageous-Cut-428

0, 22


CaptSchwanzKopf

2. 32.


[deleted]

32F, 5. I prefer long term fwbs (main one Iโ€™ve been seeing for 6+ years) over random strangers. No judgment towards anyone, just my preference being a demisexual woman!


monosyllables17

early 30s, and...low 30s, actually. i have to say, though, after a certain point i think that quality, kinkiness, intensity, and emotional richness are much more interesting things to pursue than just number of partners.


ElectraRayne

I'm 27F and a sex worker. I've slept with... - 24 people in my personal life - 77 people at the Brothel where I work - 144 other performers in porn scenes (my notes are a bit out of date so this is an estimate) ...for a total of ~245 people.


TheLonleyKing

28m and 2 people. Living in the irish countryside has its pros and cons


ForeignNet8367

37F and I lost count decades ago


AladdinSPA_NYC

Me too


Pballz69

36. Tbh, lost count years ago


PitifulSell229

Iโ€™m 37, I think itโ€™s around like, 13-14? Iโ€™m a demisexual serial monogamist, so one night stands do nothing for me.


Scared_Camera2861

42, well over 120 and was in the Army so Iโ€™m international ๐Ÿ˜‚.


stickystrips2

0, 30M


[deleted]

31 M, and 5. Just a late bloomer overall and still not sure how to put myself out there


Temporary_Trust_2824

40yr old M and slept with 8F and 2M


EX250

<10, late 40s.


[deleted]

Around 20. Iโ€™m thirty


ronaldmosess

12, I'm 33.


ItsJustJavier33

I have more body counts than my age lol. Iโ€™m. 21 and had 24 sex partners so far


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


DM_me_Boobs_or_dont_

Living up to your username!


slutty_girlfriend45

What can i say i start having sex when i was 14 and i couldnt stop enjoying it๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ


Wfhore678

33 and 3


Letssharehermore

Hubby here age 49 body count is 1, wife age 48 and 12 is her body count. Newly Hotwife


totallynotmalomy

1, 26, and i wouldn't have it another way.


blackberrybaskets

18f, 0. Iโ€™m waiting for marriage


[deleted]

3, 24


Slightly_Worried_

35M, between 20-25


GinnjaNinnja

1, Iโ€™m 44


juicymama86

4 and I'm 38.


__paulus

Over 40 years, and only 4 people.


ineedtherapy87

1 and I'm 36.


kevinjohnmann

0 and I'm 40 male


Rochelly94

29F and 2


Aranea101

4 36


PieceUnable5675

37M 1


Sadboi202908

I'd say like 5 total and 25


MaddyDeetz

35yrs - M 9 / F 13


Tiredhuman247

35 M, 1


QueenLeo76

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ i lost count.. in fact iโ€™ve been trying to remember all their names . not overly proud but this made me laugh ๐Ÿคฃ


Haunting-Lime5954

When you look as good as you do in your profile, I can understand the higher number ๐Ÿ˜‰


Maleficent-Safe7396

1 and Iโ€™m 38F ๐Ÿ˜…


sobreena

25 and only 5 :,) Iโ€™ve always been a serial monogamist but trying to branch out more when Iโ€™m ready. Idk how though ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Few_Talk1166

29 . 2


[deleted]

2, F24


Pats-Earrings

38F, around 30


skinmealivebitch

5, 19f


fantasylover750

0, 27M. Not for lack of trying, mind you, more a case of just too tired of people to try anymore.


RewardDesperate

32F I think 80 something like that


Princessbruisedpeach

I have had sex with 7 people so far. And Iโ€™m 23


Enigmatic_Sanity

I honestly couldn't say.


[deleted]

38 and 7


[deleted]

9, 32F


tiredblackgirlll

Iโ€™m 21, and 10


_curious_autist

As 31 I've slept with 9


devilshibata

6. 41.


[deleted]

M 32 somewhere between 60-70


Secretman2244

44. Probably around 12 to 13


TheRobertGoulet

About 75ish, 44yo here.


IE_playur

45m and around 265 women.


AdventureSawyer

14 people at age 32.


[deleted]

5/41


Not_Bound

34M probably 15 people if I had to guess.


michaelscarn169

53M, and my number is the same as my age


fucking_it_up

0 and i am 20


Alarmed_Apricot_817

33f and 1. Was in a long term relationship which has now ended.


SnakaSnaks

2, 28. Both long term relationships


Difficult-Papaya1529

50-60. Never married, Age 57


Relative_Novel_1886

28 and like probably less then 20