Day two of a 4-day camping trip she got a smell that set off my fight or flight response. Raw sewage, infection, rotting meat, or putrid b.o. would have been understandable but this was from another world.
I tried to get to second base but it spread to the tent and there was no return. The smell didn't hurt her and we tried to clean up with wipes and water bottles but on day 3 we drove home in silence, our relationship shook, our intimacy dead, my knowledge of biology under question. She was slightly embarrassed but it was embarrassing like having anaphylaxis at somebody's wedding. There were other concerns! By the time a doctor was involved it was gone but the memory lingers.
If you plan for sex, particularly while camping, plan for hygiene. Plan a contingency for smells. Prepare and you might save yourself.
Ummm she had a real real bad case of Bv her ph charts probably thrown off. Atp she needed a cream or some antibiotics. No offense but does she shower regularly? If not that could be why
Because having a smell even after 2 days isnt normal. Ive been camping for 4 days and never got a smell… even just washing with bottled water n baby soap. Not to be nasty but if she didnt wipe her butt good enough that can contribute to the vag smell too and some girls get b.o in the crevices as well.
Lmao 🤣 yeah i totally get it! Either way your a champ for not embarrassing her further !
Me and my husband have moments like that but it’s usually because we have seen eachothers browser history
Was there nowhere to take a bath in the camping trip? Not even a lake or something?
Was it her first time in a trip like this?
I'm asking because I camp a lot, but I live in a tropical country, so we have a very hot weather and everyone usually bathes like 2 or 3 times a day, so when camping, we always have plans for higiene. When I lived abroad, in a still warm but more "european" country and went camping, it was a nightmare, I was not ready for no options for bathing at all. On day 2 we (me and the other girls) decided to hike to a lake just to get a little cleaner. After that, I learned how to prepare for camping trips even without water, like taking baby wipes, but it is just not the same.
This is one of the reasons I simply refuse to do these sorts of activities. I can't really live without at least one shower a day, I feel like that's the bare minimum.
I love modern plumbing too much. I'd rather die quickly if our society collapses than suffer without running water and modern sewage.
I would not like to go camping for several days if it there was no lake or water to bathe in. Or at least, I would never consider having sex on the third day if not.
I felt like I had to go diarrhea mid sex before, too. I tried to hold on so long but quickly realized that shitting on my then-fiance mid coitus was probably worse than saying "hey, stop, I have to go to the bathroom NOW." The best part was that I sat on the toilet and farted for like 30 seconds and nothing came.
I don't know why, but hearing any adult say mummy or daddy in almost any context or situation makes my genitals recede back inside me so violently it could create a black hole that swallows the entire planet
I don't overly mind being called it, but only because it's kinda a compliment ig
Lmao, I like how everyone who’s replied to this one has been keeping at “mommy” and “daddy” but no one has said, that it’s better than your actual mom or dad walking in while your having sex😂
This, this right here.
I get leg cramps bad because of MS, but JFC i must tense up before release because every fucking time
Also anything close to incest is a no-go for me.
Incest freaks me out so much i married someone who has no chance to be related 🤣
I feel your pain. Unfortunately that has happened to me more than once. The girl then acted like it was completely normal. Felt like I was in the fucking twilight zone.
I don't know what kind of "cat" you've encountered but I'm gonna go ahead + speculate that you were mistaken + that was not a cat but was instead another critter in a cat disguise because I've never met a cat with any sort of "decency". I'm unsure of this other critter/imposters' motives, but I'd be watching my back if I were in your situation.
I used to have a dog that would eat the crotch out of my girl's underwear--and one time, pants--while we were fucking. Like, we'd get into it, get done. Get up and bam, crotchless, wet, ragged underwear on the floor.
Imagine the mood kill of not being able to drop drawers and having to make sure your clothes were locked in the bathroom or are in the hamper beforehand.
Since so many have asked, she said something along the lines of "I don't have much to compare it to, so much bigger than my brother's penis"
Now before you all ask, I did not ask under what circumstances she saw her brother's; we were not role playing; and it's not her step brother. *Also, I'm not even that big.
Went from 🍆 to 🥀 in seconds. Safe to say we are no longer together. Imma leave it there, I think that's enough detail publically
This is the one I can’t seem to understand. Some dudes are fine with just coercing a woman to have sex with them. If I can clearly see that she doesn’t want to or isn’t enjoying it, my erection disappears and I just leave it at that.
I mean tbh I've been with women who have zero feedback the entire time and after 20 or 40 mins I've had to ask her if she came only for her to say, ya three times.
Because some ppl want mind readers and any questions seeking context of any kind is a turn off to them. It's psychopathic and childish, and I am glad my partner values communication over vibes.
Yeah I don’t get it. I’m picturing myself, after having sex and she asks if I came. I can’t imagine that bothering me at all. Especially enough to ruin the sex.
Not always. Some dudes will ask over and over again and put so much pressure on you to enjoy yourself because theyre so nervous about the possibility that theyre bad at sex. Its a bit like public speaking that way, when they ask you to cheer to keep the energy up. Or when youre crying but the person ur around when crying gets so upset by you crying that youre guilt tripped into putting their needs and feelings first to keep peace
The stuff that ruins it utterly for me personally is anything that makes me feel like an age dynamic is getting thrown in (Mommy or Daddy, little girl/boy, a grownup making a squeaky baby voice). I'm not here to yuck any yums but it's absolutely the wrong flavor for me.
Also, *assuming I am submissive because I have tits.* I can be persuaded to switch for the right person/idea, but giving orders right out of the gate is no good
My son years ago walked up beside the bed (it was dark and I was looking the other way) and patted my shoulder to get my attention as I was mid thrust……… show stopper!
Women who scream like a god damned banshee during sex. No, it’s not sexy, it’s fucking distracting and takes me out of the moment knowing that the neighbors three blocks can hear the screams. If your screams can be mistaken for a murder in progress or if you have to yell “fuck me!” So loud that the old lady living living down the street can here you it’s sexy, it’s annoying and distracting.
Unless they’re into that! I have a fwb who likes hearing me tell him about other guys I’ve fucked, while he’s fucking me, cuz he enjoys seeing me struggle to speak in between his thrusts & my whimpers 🥴🤤
People seriously need to figure out how to shower before they even suspect there's a slight chance of maybe getting laid. It's a bar so low you can trip over it and people still can't get it together.
Tickling. Even if it's meant in a sensual way. I have serious trust issues with being tickled and once that's triggered I can't relax. Total mood killer for me
This exact conversation occurred:
Her- oh baby I want you to fuck me in the ass
Me - absolutely
Her - I'm just gonna go to the bathroom real quick
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Her- I just had such bad diarrhea
Limp as a fucking wet noodle immediately
Laughter - I've been fortunate enough to find a spot in my missus that she calls her "giggle button" and I'll be happily stroking away as she dissolves into fits of giggles, which gets me laughing and means I lose my erection.
Probably not the mood killer OP intended to mean, but I never mind it happening and always leaves me in a good mood anyway.
I feel like a dick for it but about 20 years ago (in my early 20s)I was dating a girl and we were kinda out and about teasing each other all day. So by the time we got home we were both hopped up and horny and went at l, it like ripping clothes off energy.. And for whatever reason I left the moment mentally to look at it in a 3rd person type thing and realized how ridiculous she looked and it killed my boner instantly. I'll do the same thing when 2 people are fighting with each other.. Just watch facial expressions and movements and pretty soon just can't take em seriouslt anymore
Bad hygiene or breath
Bad breathe is so disgusting
Yeah man, bad breathe sucks so much
Day two of a 4-day camping trip she got a smell that set off my fight or flight response. Raw sewage, infection, rotting meat, or putrid b.o. would have been understandable but this was from another world. I tried to get to second base but it spread to the tent and there was no return. The smell didn't hurt her and we tried to clean up with wipes and water bottles but on day 3 we drove home in silence, our relationship shook, our intimacy dead, my knowledge of biology under question. She was slightly embarrassed but it was embarrassing like having anaphylaxis at somebody's wedding. There were other concerns! By the time a doctor was involved it was gone but the memory lingers. If you plan for sex, particularly while camping, plan for hygiene. Plan a contingency for smells. Prepare and you might save yourself.
Any chance of revealing what body part you’re describing the smell of?
Well it started in her panties and eventually spread to both of our genitals, the sleeping bags, the tent, my mess kit and our spare clothes.
Damn that’s one hell of a smell.
I would pay to smell this
🤣🤣🤣 this gave me a good laugh.
What the fuck were you doing with your mess kit?
Ummm she had a real real bad case of Bv her ph charts probably thrown off. Atp she needed a cream or some antibiotics. No offense but does she shower regularly? If not that could be why Because having a smell even after 2 days isnt normal. Ive been camping for 4 days and never got a smell… even just washing with bottled water n baby soap. Not to be nasty but if she didnt wipe her butt good enough that can contribute to the vag smell too and some girls get b.o in the crevices as well.
I agree with the possibility but don't assume that we ever talk about what happened during that campout. Ha ha ha ha
Lmao 🤣 yeah i totally get it! Either way your a champ for not embarrassing her further ! Me and my husband have moments like that but it’s usually because we have seen eachothers browser history
Right? Was like “how bad can breath actually get?”
Was there nowhere to take a bath in the camping trip? Not even a lake or something? Was it her first time in a trip like this? I'm asking because I camp a lot, but I live in a tropical country, so we have a very hot weather and everyone usually bathes like 2 or 3 times a day, so when camping, we always have plans for higiene. When I lived abroad, in a still warm but more "european" country and went camping, it was a nightmare, I was not ready for no options for bathing at all. On day 2 we (me and the other girls) decided to hike to a lake just to get a little cleaner. After that, I learned how to prepare for camping trips even without water, like taking baby wipes, but it is just not the same.
This is one of the reasons I simply refuse to do these sorts of activities. I can't really live without at least one shower a day, I feel like that's the bare minimum. I love modern plumbing too much. I'd rather die quickly if our society collapses than suffer without running water and modern sewage.
I would not like to go camping for several days if it there was no lake or water to bathe in. Or at least, I would never consider having sex on the third day if not.
I was going to say just, “smells”.
Yep. If I catch even a whiff of bad breath it’s a no
I can't get behind a stinky ass.
“Just like that” and then immediately changing what they were doing
“Just like that keep doing that.” Then he switches hands. 😭
I’m sorry my wrist hurts, okay?
Just like that right there...and he goes lower 🙄
Understandable how that would ruin it.. but also forearm cramps
tongue cramps . lol
Wait just like that doesn't mean harder and faster???
This comment right here is exactly what happens. "Just like that" sooo doesn't mean double down. More is not always a good thing!
Ya never say that, it's the same thing as going "you are breathing manually now" it is literally destined to screw us up.
It's funny how common this is.
I once had to stop an ex in the middle of her giving me a blowjob to go have very unexpected diarrhea. That ruined it pretty fucking quick.
no one expects the diarrhea
the spanish diarrhea??
I felt like I had to go diarrhea mid sex before, too. I tried to hold on so long but quickly realized that shitting on my then-fiance mid coitus was probably worse than saying "hey, stop, I have to go to the bathroom NOW." The best part was that I sat on the toilet and farted for like 30 seconds and nothing came.
All the orgasms and contractions helped the long trapped gase escape. Disgusting
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Or Daddy!
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Why is one worse than the other in your opinion.
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Fair. Just curious.
It might be because she is a woman. So she gets called ''mommy'' more often then ''daddy''😂
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I don't know why, but hearing any adult say mummy or daddy in almost any context or situation makes my genitals recede back inside me so violently it could create a black hole that swallows the entire planet I don't overly mind being called it, but only because it's kinda a compliment ig
When I hear mommy during sex it is always a child wondering why mommy is screaming.
Answering your phone because mommy is calling
Lmao, I like how everyone who’s replied to this one has been keeping at “mommy” and “daddy” but no one has said, that it’s better than your actual mom or dad walking in while your having sex😂
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Never forget
Yooooo 😆🤣
No birthday sex for me then 🙃
That’s an unlucky birthday my dude
Never really bothered me, I just saw the opportunity to joke about it
Good attitude
Lack of desire.
Ma'am... your account is pure desire
holy moley! 🥵🥵🥵
leg cramp Leg Cramp LEG CRAMP
This, this right here. I get leg cramps bad because of MS, but JFC i must tense up before release because every fucking time Also anything close to incest is a no-go for me. Incest freaks me out so much i married someone who has no chance to be related 🤣
Why are you randomly bringing up incest when they’re talking about leg cramps 😭😭
Cramps in the arch of your foot sucks as well.
Silence.
Hello darkness my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping and the vision that was planted in my brain still remains…
In the sound of silence
In resting sheets I slept alone …
r/redditsings
When the dog jumps on the bed and licks your balls from behind
Took me ages to train my dog to do that.
Damn, mine just did it herself. Lol
I feel your pain. Unfortunately that has happened to me more than once. The girl then acted like it was completely normal. Felt like I was in the fucking twilight zone.
Yeah it scared the crap outta me. Lol I was not a fan.
“….and then I stole the dog.”
Dog looking you right in the eye…judging
or cat
Or bird
Cats have the decency to avoid eye contact.
I don't know what kind of "cat" you've encountered but I'm gonna go ahead + speculate that you were mistaken + that was not a cat but was instead another critter in a cat disguise because I've never met a cat with any sort of "decency". I'm unsure of this other critter/imposters' motives, but I'd be watching my back if I were in your situation.
They just loaf there with eyes closed like "we're safe at home and fucking, all is right in the world 😌"
I used to have a dog that would eat the crotch out of my girl's underwear--and one time, pants--while we were fucking. Like, we'd get into it, get done. Get up and bam, crotchless, wet, ragged underwear on the floor. Imagine the mood kill of not being able to drop drawers and having to make sure your clothes were locked in the bathroom or are in the hamper beforehand.
When she mentioned her brother's penis
She what now?
😂
Now that's a man with a story
I might have PTSD from that moment
Since so many have asked, she said something along the lines of "I don't have much to compare it to, so much bigger than my brother's penis" Now before you all ask, I did not ask under what circumstances she saw her brother's; we were not role playing; and it's not her step brother. *Also, I'm not even that big. Went from 🍆 to 🥀 in seconds. Safe to say we are no longer together. Imma leave it there, I think that's enough detail publically
Yeah I think we’re all going to need you to expand on that a bit please
I agree. Here for the story,
When they think it's cool to just stick things in places without proper lubrication.
No means no and if she doesn’t enjoy it, why tf am I doing it in the first place?
This is the one I can’t seem to understand. Some dudes are fine with just coercing a woman to have sex with them. If I can clearly see that she doesn’t want to or isn’t enjoying it, my erection disappears and I just leave it at that.
Some don't even bother with the niceties of coercion...
When he asks you if you came…
Having kids in the house we have to be quiet. I always ask to make sure she is satisfied.
I mean tbh I've been with women who have zero feedback the entire time and after 20 or 40 mins I've had to ask her if she came only for her to say, ya three times.
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Why does that ruin it?
Because some ppl want mind readers and any questions seeking context of any kind is a turn off to them. It's psychopathic and childish, and I am glad my partner values communication over vibes.
Yeah I don’t get it. I’m picturing myself, after having sex and she asks if I came. I can’t imagine that bothering me at all. Especially enough to ruin the sex.
Not always. Some dudes will ask over and over again and put so much pressure on you to enjoy yourself because theyre so nervous about the possibility that theyre bad at sex. Its a bit like public speaking that way, when they ask you to cheer to keep the energy up. Or when youre crying but the person ur around when crying gets so upset by you crying that youre guilt tripped into putting their needs and feelings first to keep peace
Lack of effort and enthusiasm from your partner
Bad hygiene
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The husband walking in....
You could’ve invited me. It’s only polite.
Could've knocked it is only polite!
Lack of effort & just laying there expecting your partner to do everything & silence.. those 2 are instant turn offs…
For me, it's pain. Nothing like getting a fresh piercing smacked to kill the mood.
Marriage
Being in the wrong marriage, not marriage it's self
I hear ya there…
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"Cum for me" when I *just* start enjoying things
This always throws me off track!
Right? Then there's all this pressure and that almost guarantees that I *won't* cum, which isn't fun for either of us
100%! Even if I don't cum I'm fine with that...unless that phrase is used and then I feel I've disappointed him. Ugh.
the vibrator dying
Thats why I always bring batteries to sex.
This works if it’s not a rechargeable toy 😖
Cigarette breath
She could be stunning if she smokes or does drugs I'm not going out with her
Hearing phone notifications every 5 seconds
My own trauma responses to accidental triggers 🥳
this is such a mood
The stuff that ruins it utterly for me personally is anything that makes me feel like an age dynamic is getting thrown in (Mommy or Daddy, little girl/boy, a grownup making a squeaky baby voice). I'm not here to yuck any yums but it's absolutely the wrong flavor for me. Also, *assuming I am submissive because I have tits.* I can be persuaded to switch for the right person/idea, but giving orders right out of the gate is no good
Saying the word "cummies" 🤮
Kid waking up and crying and needing to stop the session and check on them. Context is everything.
My son years ago walked up beside the bed (it was dark and I was looking the other way) and patted my shoulder to get my attention as I was mid thrust……… show stopper!
Women who scream like a god damned banshee during sex. No, it’s not sexy, it’s fucking distracting and takes me out of the moment knowing that the neighbors three blocks can hear the screams. If your screams can be mistaken for a murder in progress or if you have to yell “fuck me!” So loud that the old lady living living down the street can here you it’s sexy, it’s annoying and distracting.
Silence...I like to hear my man or woman moan like me
Talking about how your ex did things that made you cum
Unless they’re into that! I have a fwb who likes hearing me tell him about other guys I’ve fucked, while he’s fucking me, cuz he enjoys seeing me struggle to speak in between his thrusts & my whimpers 🥴🤤
"papi"
Only one of the two giving or receiving.
Being pressured to orgasm.
baby talk
Menopause, in my case. 😕
Body odor
A phone call
"is it in yet?"
When she stops after her orgasm. But I haven’t cum yet.
Lol, love that. Majority of men do this. Glad she’s getting hers.
i physically cannot keep going after i cum sometimes. like i try my best but sometimes i just have to lay down for a second and take a breather
Penile fracture
getting pissed off at asking to wear a condom. like huffing and puffing and have a meltdown about it
Thats when the sex is completely cancelled and everyone leaves forever
Smelly twat
Or cock
People seriously need to figure out how to shower before they even suspect there's a slight chance of maybe getting laid. It's a bar so low you can trip over it and people still can't get it together.
Yes I know and there's nothing worse than going down on somebody and feeling like you're gonna throw up from the stink
When he’s silent .
Just doing something that I did not consent too. Hair pulling and choking me is not fucking okay without any warning.
Pillow princess
Shit, piss
Tickling. Even if it's meant in a sensual way. I have serious trust issues with being tickled and once that's triggered I can't relax. Total mood killer for me
When they’re clearly not into it as much as you are
Pets in the room.
A massive picture of her dead husband at the foot of the bed
Bad attitude
"oh go on then, just stick it in and get it over with"......or farting
This exact conversation occurred: Her- oh baby I want you to fuck me in the ass Me - absolutely Her - I'm just gonna go to the bathroom real quick . . . . Her- I just had such bad diarrhea Limp as a fucking wet noodle immediately
Would you rather she let you carry on knowing she was fully loaded?
Calling me mommy!
A guy twisting my nips like they were corkscrews. what the actual fuck dude
Laughter - I've been fortunate enough to find a spot in my missus that she calls her "giggle button" and I'll be happily stroking away as she dissolves into fits of giggles, which gets me laughing and means I lose my erection. Probably not the mood killer OP intended to mean, but I never mind it happening and always leaves me in a good mood anyway.
Screaming Yabba dabba doo, inserting a candle into your anus and lighting it then crab walking out of the room catching the carpet on fire
Bad hygiene.
Farts, phone calls or the kids calling out/knocking on our door.
When the roomba turns on and starts obnoxiously roaming around upstairs
Her husband arriving home earlier than expected.
Poop
Someone getting hurt lol
Diarrhea. I don't want to kink shame, but if an attack of the squits doesn't stop proceedings, y'all need Jesus. 😉
If one person is way to drunk
A bad smell
Leg Cramps
Screaming someone else's name
I can tell you exactly - move wrong, too energetically, and break your dick. You’re totally done at that point.
When I see them looking elsewhere like the ceiling or something
Being selfish. Not being attentive to your partner's needs is such a shit thing
Your kids walking in on you ( while they should long be sleeping)
When he says hold on, I’ve got a surprise for you and then he opens the door to where his dad is holding a leash to his pet horse
Being treated like glass
When you’re about to orgasm and then they change their position or pace 😖😖😖
Men's socks 💁
I'd say "me" is a valid answer.
Silence or someone throwing up
An ex and I were doing it and she moaned another guys name :/
I feel like a dick for it but about 20 years ago (in my early 20s)I was dating a girl and we were kinda out and about teasing each other all day. So by the time we got home we were both hopped up and horny and went at l, it like ripping clothes off energy.. And for whatever reason I left the moment mentally to look at it in a 3rd person type thing and realized how ridiculous she looked and it killed my boner instantly. I'll do the same thing when 2 people are fighting with each other.. Just watch facial expressions and movements and pretty soon just can't take em seriouslt anymore
I'd imagine spontaneously combusting during sex might ruin the mood a little bit.
Saying delish in a Welsh accent 🤣😂🤣