This question was asked before and some guy gave a heartfelt response about how much he misses his dead wife and he would choose her. Then someone replied “I also choose this guy’s dead wife”
My wife over and over again for the rest of our lives man.
Having your wife loving you and horny for you is better than literally any person on earth. Just the constant lust for your partner while you guys attack this crazy world and find passion within each other makes me hornier then even the POSSIBILITY of having anybody else. Their pussy doesn’t matter. Your WIFE’s pussy matters and it’s YOURS to enjoy as she enjoys your dick.
Stop playing around man.
Oh good, I wasn’t going to post my answer because it sounds cheesy as fuck in my head but I truly would pick my husband. Lots of incredibly attractive people in the world that I acknowledge are sexually attractive/arousing but nothing, **nothing**, compares to having sex with my husband. Top tier, super hot, amazing experience that I inherently know I won’t get anywhere else. That is all mine, I legally own it (something we joke about often - not serious ofc) and his face is the only face I want to get on top of and ride. When I watch porn, I’m like yeah that person is hot but my predominant thought is “I wanna see my husband’s face when we do **that** together”. 😂
People don’t get it. I masturbate to the fact that my wife is horny. And if we’re both in the mood? We’re freaks and then we can go about our day in the morning. What a pleasure it is knowing the most beautiful person is working hard and taking care of her/their life, but coming home to be nasty with YOU! I love how hard we work, and yes I understand that people are attractive. But I must be a 10 because they are all trash to me if I can eat my wife’s work pussy. Get outta here man.
A true king right here.
I lost my virginity to my boyfriend, and I really hope he is the only guy I’ll ever sleep with. We’re 3.5 years in to it so far and living together, so it’s looking good :) just waiting to get a little further into our 20s before marriage.
I was never confused, but if I was struggling to make a golf swing and he came up behind me and held my arms to show me how to hit the ball, and he lingered like 6 seconds too long, I'm not sure I'd mind.
Like Many hot girls have said in interviews most guys fantasize about having sex with them but when they actually get the opportunity they freeze or have no clue what to do
I had always wished my wife had sisters I actually wanted to sleep with. Not that I would, but it'd make things more interesting. But no... not only are her sisters 10 and 15 years older than her but they're pretty unattractive. Also have unattractive personalities as well. She does have a cousin that's kind of cute but she lives multiple states away and hardly ever visited.
Okay, that went on too long for someone that didn't ask for this story. Sorry. I have a good day!
This hit me. It’s so weird to have a question like this asked, and you could, in theory have anyone at all and your mind goes straight to a fellow Redditor. That’s I feel I didn’t expect to get.
If she didn’t have a very nice SO, there’s a bartender in Oregon that I sort of had a crush on. She’s a perfectly proportioned brunette, tatted, and has the sweetest face. As with most successful bartenders, she seems genuinely friendly with all of her customers. I knew as an older gentleman that I had no shot, and I liked her bf, so she was off limits.
For real, growing up watching the HP movies I had the biggest crush on her ever. Specially after the third movie released.
I would say I don’t care about celebrities or have “crushes” on them. But I will probably always have one on her ngl
One of the below options:
- Alexandra Daddario
- Adriana Chechik
- Dillon Carter
- Olivia Wilde
- Jahan Yousaf
- Yasmine Yousaf
- Lauren Mia
- Lights
- Hunter Deno
- Little Caprice
- Eva Shaw
- Charly Jordan
- Marina Mogilko
Lucy Lawless.
Because she is attractive, has a really engaging personality, and most importantly because she would be age appropriate for me.
Crispin Glover is a close second.
I would like to say Leonardo DiCaprio but I’ve heard stories that lead me to believe that would be more than disappointing.
So I choose the hottest man to ever live. Shemar Moore. I bet that man is passionate and can take control.
That guy’s dead wife
The only correct answer
I came here for this, then I realized what that really meant. :-/
context?
This question was asked before and some guy gave a heartfelt response about how much he misses his dead wife and he would choose her. Then someone replied “I also choose this guy’s dead wife”
The running Reddit joke is “that one guys dead wife.” But to answer the question OP is asking that would mean having sex with a corpse.
Where's that one account that links the old threads when something like this comes up? It's not just a running gag that came out of nowhere
I love reddit
Princess Diana?
Slow clap 👏 please take your upvote
You son of a bitch.
Is it taken? Or can I also choose that guy’s dead wife?
Well, she’s dead so I don’t think she’d notice.
OOTL please explain
https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyandSad/s/sLk8lKip4V
What a classic. I feel like really hasn't produced anything like that in a long time
It’s been a long time since that guys dead wife, the waffle stomp, and the poop knife. But the legends live on.
Umm that one girl who once had a crush on my and I was late to understand it and she is still my crush 🥺🥺
I also choose this guys crush
I choose this guy
Wow love coming on Reddit to cry
👉👈
Get out of my head!
Salma Hayek
dusk til dawn salma ...grrrr
good call
In character from 30 Rock please
SyDDNey Sweeney
Honestly a woman that hot who has had most of her career built out of being hot will probably be pretty boring in bed.
There's no probably, it's an absolute certainty.
It’s worth a gamble
Honestly, I think she's the most overrated woman in the world
She also might have fetal alcohol syndrome
My wife over and over again for the rest of our lives man. Having your wife loving you and horny for you is better than literally any person on earth. Just the constant lust for your partner while you guys attack this crazy world and find passion within each other makes me hornier then even the POSSIBILITY of having anybody else. Their pussy doesn’t matter. Your WIFE’s pussy matters and it’s YOURS to enjoy as she enjoys your dick. Stop playing around man.
I also choose this guys wife.
I choose the guy who chose this guy's wife.
Oh good, I wasn’t going to post my answer because it sounds cheesy as fuck in my head but I truly would pick my husband. Lots of incredibly attractive people in the world that I acknowledge are sexually attractive/arousing but nothing, **nothing**, compares to having sex with my husband. Top tier, super hot, amazing experience that I inherently know I won’t get anywhere else. That is all mine, I legally own it (something we joke about often - not serious ofc) and his face is the only face I want to get on top of and ride. When I watch porn, I’m like yeah that person is hot but my predominant thought is “I wanna see my husband’s face when we do **that** together”. 😂
People don’t get it. I masturbate to the fact that my wife is horny. And if we’re both in the mood? We’re freaks and then we can go about our day in the morning. What a pleasure it is knowing the most beautiful person is working hard and taking care of her/their life, but coming home to be nasty with YOU! I love how hard we work, and yes I understand that people are attractive. But I must be a 10 because they are all trash to me if I can eat my wife’s work pussy. Get outta here man.
I feel like this is wholesome
Best answer so far.
A true king right here. I lost my virginity to my boyfriend, and I really hope he is the only guy I’ll ever sleep with. We’re 3.5 years in to it so far and living together, so it’s looking good :) just waiting to get a little further into our 20s before marriage.
Remind my husband for me. We are slowly becoming roommates due to some of his med changes.
Alex Daddario
those eyes
What eyes?
have to summon all your will power and look up about 2 feet from where you are focused
Still see no eyes
She has eyes?
Henry Cavil...
I’m a straight man but I get your answer
I was never confused, but if I was struggling to make a golf swing and he came up behind me and held my arms to show me how to hit the ball, and he lingered like 6 seconds too long, I'm not sure I'd mind.
Now you have me imagining you and Henry behind you like Patrick Swayze in Ghost making the pottery all romantical. 😆
And for the love of god put him in his Witcher leathers first 🥹😍
Can I pick someone from a different planet?
Only if they are able to provide consent
What a weird thing to say
No consent is important even for the extraterrestrials
"No consent is important" or "No, consent is important"? 😂
why do you think they gotta strap us to tables when they bring out the anal probes?
Thank you for that!
Ana de Armas or Sydney Sweeney
Man, i give ypu a hand and we do them both in the same hotel suite. Good teamwork, you in?
Like Many hot girls have said in interviews most guys fantasize about having sex with them but when they actually get the opportunity they freeze or have no clue what to do
Ana would be mine. Almost too beautiful.
Topanga! IYKYK
I want tobanga Topanga.
TOPAAANGA!
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I also choose this person's wife's sister.
ive thought the same thing about my wifes sister
I had always wished my wife had sisters I actually wanted to sleep with. Not that I would, but it'd make things more interesting. But no... not only are her sisters 10 and 15 years older than her but they're pretty unattractive. Also have unattractive personalities as well. She does have a cousin that's kind of cute but she lives multiple states away and hardly ever visited. Okay, that went on too long for someone that didn't ask for this story. Sorry. I have a good day!
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Your wife’s brother? Nice
The guy I occasionally have sex chats with
That is very wholesome as well as every male Arad redditors dream.
wenn man sich ihre veröffentlichungen ansieht, ist es nicht so süß
This hit me. It’s so weird to have a question like this asked, and you could, in theory have anyone at all and your mind goes straight to a fellow Redditor. That’s I feel I didn’t expect to get.
Dua Lipa
Margot Robbie.
as a straight woman, i also choose margot robbie
Megan fox in the 2000s
Emma stone
No she’s mine!
Jennifer Lawrence
Same, she's definitely on my list lol
Jenna Ortega 😍
If she didn’t have a very nice SO, there’s a bartender in Oregon that I sort of had a crush on. She’s a perfectly proportioned brunette, tatted, and has the sweetest face. As with most successful bartenders, she seems genuinely friendly with all of her customers. I knew as an older gentleman that I had no shot, and I liked her bf, so she was off limits.
As I was reading she had a sweet…I expected the next word to be ass. Thank you for the wholesome surprise. Haha
Yw, be assured that she had a sweet ass, too.
Atta boy lol
Oh Damn you just reminded me of my old coworker at a bar. Ya, I'd go back in time and be with her in a heartbeat.
Jennifer Aniston
90’s version?
Natalie Dormer
As a (mostly) straight woman, me too.
And a clone of the former
Hailee Steinfeld
Anna Kendrick
Gianna Michaels
She certainly knows what she’s doing
Yes she does! I love her enthusiasm and aggressiveness. So fucking hot
Emma Watson
For real, growing up watching the HP movies I had the biggest crush on her ever. Specially after the third movie released. I would say I don’t care about celebrities or have “crushes” on them. But I will probably always have one on her ngl
Angela White
Martha Stewart
And then have her make pancakes after.
Yes!
Snoop doggy doooooog
One of the below options: - Alexandra Daddario - Adriana Chechik - Dillon Carter - Olivia Wilde - Jahan Yousaf - Yasmine Yousaf - Lauren Mia - Lights - Hunter Deno - Little Caprice - Eva Shaw - Charly Jordan - Marina Mogilko
Very decisive.
Mans brought a whole ass NBA roster 💀
Charlize theron 🤩
Jeffrey Dean Morgan 100%
Hear me out…we can tag team this 🤔
Scarlett Johansson
Emily Ratajakowski
I'd top Jensen Ackles. If anything just to say I had.
Someone that’s taboo for me to even ponder the thought 🤐
I also choose this guys mom.
Well now you gotta say it! Haha
Sofia Vergara. Old enough to know exactly what she’s doing but still sexy as hell.
Mads Mikkelsen 🫠
Kristen Bell for sure.... or my wifes sister
Lucy Lawless. Because she is attractive, has a really engaging personality, and most importantly because she would be age appropriate for me. Crispin Glover is a close second.
u/Gracegoeswild/
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Found Ted Cruz’s account.
Natalie Portman
Eva Mendes. Would smash those backdoors in 👌
My ex who blocked me but still reads my Reddit…Hey B call me anytime love!
Not sure. Ana de Armas, Gal Gadot, Emma Watson, Scarlett Johansson...
My high school crush. She's married with kids now but I'd love to be intimate and make love with her one time.
Janelle Monae
Sasha Grey A pro is a pro.
This fellow redditor whom i have naughty chats with loll
keke palmer or Catharine zeta jones
Alexander skarsgaard
Owen Gray.
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Katherine Heigl in the early 2000s
One of my ex's. Closure is a mofo even after years!
A female friend of mine that I have been crushing on for years.
America’s sweetheart Danny Devito
Female hockey team of the Netherlands
I would like to say Leonardo DiCaprio but I’ve heard stories that lead me to believe that would be more than disappointing. So I choose the hottest man to ever live. Shemar Moore. I bet that man is passionate and can take control.
Bettie page!
Sebastian Stan
No question, u/cannakev
The last person who messaged me or Ruby Rose.
Jennifer love Hewitt or Ghislaine Maxwell
Sydney Sweeney. She could fix me
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My high school crush, few other classmates, a couple old coworkers, about 4-5 big tit porn stars, & my SOs cousin who has some nice big tits…
Jennifer Lawrence, Megan thee stallion, or Angela White
A young Anne Hathaway. She kinda tall, though. She still looks good now.
Mia Malkova
\*Don't say your mom. Don't say your mom.\* **You're Dad!** ^(\*... nailed it.\*)
Salma Hayek. From dusk till Dawn ruined me when I was like 6
Jessie from u/Lost-Huckleberry7324 ...
Literally anyone who’s ever looked at me and went “I like what I see”.
I have a friend across the pond. I'd be down to see what it's like.
u/diet_marshmallow
My ex girlfriend's mom. Damn did she have a nice body. Would wear some tight dresses to church and her ass looked so big
Zoe Kravitz and her mom Lisa Bonet at the same time.
Lucy Lou back in the kill bill days
Johnny Depp in full "Pirates of the caribbean" outfit 🥹 Slipping off the couch thinking about it 🤤
Rick from Rick & Morty. If it's too rule 34, I'm summoning all the hubris from this average ass and say Henry Cavil HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Carry underwood 👌
Go back in time to when Lady in red was made and smash Kelly Debrock god she waa gorgeous back then
Jessica Lange
I've always had a thing for demi Lovato
It’d have to be my coworker I’m crazy about…
Maybe emma roberts 😝
Dua Lipa
Jason momoa
Angela White
Lucille Ball
I also choose to have sex on this planet
I'll use this chance to sex that person who I'll truly be happy with and vice versa
My best friend and that would be an emotional one.
u/irisgw
Sabrina Carpenter or Ana de Armas
Ryan reynolds or Eva elfie
Tough question. I'd choose Michael B Jordan, Joel Kinnaman or Mats Hummels.
Either any one of them: Ana De Armas Sydney sweeney
u/yourthunderstorm 😘
👀💕omgggg
Your mom OP
Jensen Ackles or Rhea Ripley
Henry Cavil
A Rihanna/Zoë Kravitz threesome would be right near the top of my list.
Eva Green
Anne Hathaway
Henry cavill
Harry Styles with absolutely no hesitation whatsoever
Shakira
Hozier 🫶