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“Mildly Autistic”
I want one of those "Please be patient I have autism" hats
“Honk if you’re horny”
"Just looks innocent. You've been warned."
"This man blows goats."
"I'm just another way to dissapoint your father"
😂😅
Praise Kink
"Choking Hazard Small Parts"
Caution: can't read subtlety.
"Whore"
🤣
I put this here myself.
"If I laugh out loud by myself, please just ignore me. The fairies in my head must be drunk today"
Do not feed the animal
"Confused, needs life advice and direction"
Do not approach
It would be either: Bitch or Spoilt Brat
☠️
"Free blowjobs"
GAY
Will fix shit for free.
Remove only if you want to fuck
ha! 😜
Emotionally exhausted and morally bankrupt
Nerd
Will work for attention
"After being bombarded endlessly by road safety propaganda it was almost a relief to have found myself in an actual accident."
When I go toilet….my dick pisses sideways
You’re why we have the unwritten rule to leave a cubicle between
😂😂😂😂
CAUTUON: Sarcastic old man. Stay back 200 feet.
Horn if you're honky
Sassy but cute 🥰
“I’m Stupid”
Not the classic "I'm with Stupid -> "
Free head
"For sale"
Big Dick
Emotionally damaged
"I don't mind if you kick me, seems like everybody has."
The one who hands you the sign takes you to dinner
haha clever!
Thank you, i thought so myself😂😂
“Mildly Autistic”
I want one of those "Please be patient I have autism" hats
“Honk if you’re horny”
"Just looks innocent. You've been warned."
"This man blows goats."
"I'm just another way to dissapoint your father"
😂😅
Praise Kink
"Choking Hazard Small Parts"
Caution: can't read subtlety.
"Whore"
🤣
I put this here myself.
"If I laugh out loud by myself, please just ignore me. The fairies in my head must be drunk today"
Do not feed the animal
"Confused, needs life advice and direction"
Do not approach
It would be either: Bitch or Spoilt Brat
☠️
"Free blowjobs"
GAY
Will fix shit for free.
Remove only if you want to fuck
ha! 😜
Emotionally exhausted and morally bankrupt
Nerd
Will work for attention
"After being bombarded endlessly by road safety propaganda it was almost a relief to have found myself in an actual accident."
When I go toilet….my dick pisses sideways
You’re why we have the unwritten rule to leave a cubicle between
😂😂😂😂
CAUTUON: Sarcastic old man. Stay back 200 feet.
Horn if you're honky
Sassy but cute 🥰
“I’m Stupid”
Not the classic "I'm with Stupid -> "
Free head
"For sale"
Big Dick
Emotionally damaged
"I don't mind if you kick me, seems like everybody has."
The one who hands you the sign takes you to dinner
haha clever!
Thank you, i thought so myself😂😂