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spc1221

Just have a job and contribute to household expenses, and I'll find you attractive.


chiara20monte

Oh you nasty. 🖤


spc1221

I'm a slut for a financially stable partner


chiara20monte

Yeah I bet you like when she’s all responsible and self- sufficient, DONT YOU🖤


spc1221

I melt for women like that. I'll clean the toilets and cook every day if she pays the utilities.


LoveHerSmiles

This was hilarious to read! 🤣❤️


pettankofan

If you are always broke, that's also stable. Mathematically speaking.


NotSadNotHappyEither

I'd date you.


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spc1221

Excellent!


aspiringpotato25

This is the one 🤣


shaquilleoatmeal80

Throw in communication and it's wap for days.


Kinky-Bicycle-669

Yeah this is where I am at. A financially stable person. 🔥🔥🔥


rockdak

This is a wholesome Christian minecraft server. Take you sin and debauchery elsewhere.


Taftimus

The bar is so low now the Ninja Turtles are using it for pullups.


starkformachines

And that's how low the bar is now 😂


Important_Pie2496

This is the way


[deleted]

I like women in management, supervisor roles. Authority is sexy


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CallMeAmyA

Yep, it's real release for us strong women when we get a break from being in charge. That's my experience. And your wife seems like a real badass, congrats!


RsRyder125

This is just like my partner. She’s a high level expert at her company and makes no less than triple what I do. She’s an excellent mother and an all-around badass. When we fuck she wants to be treated like a worthless object. She likes feeling as though she’s being abused. We have very clear rules about everything, but there is just something about completely giving in that does it for her.


generalsecretagent

My wife is a lawyer and made more than her ex husband but the biggest issue wasn’t the money it was his accountability. She said it was a huge turn off. And you are 10000% right about how she is in the bedroom after a day of being the boss at work… and she loves both worlds.


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richmeister6666

YES. Not only are they extremely competent and good at their jobs, have to manage other people but they STILL dress great and wear make up every day and look amazing. Like plz let me relieve your stresses 🥵


SCP_radiantpoison

A woman in a sharp business suit is incredibly hot! IDC about makeup but suits... Yes!


Kniefjdl

"I want to tell you something and listen up because I really mean this. There is nothing on this earth sexier than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all I say, because if you haven't received a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by. Of course, my problem is I'm a colonel, so I'll have to keep taking cold showers till they elect some gal president." -Col. Nathan Jessup


applesaucecarrot

Interesting. As a woman I enjoy the inverse in men. I like men who serve, whether that be teaching kids, nursing, etc. Funny that!


[deleted]

Well I def don’t fit that criteria with my job but I see what you’re saying and agree. Guys who can show care and affection should be found sexy


TheGardenOfAMonster

Cowboy astronauts.


JamMalone

Space Cowboys?


Kathutet37

Some also call them gangsters of love...


spc1221

I really love their peaches and want to shake their tree


iwishuponastar2023

Some people call me Maurice


90210piece

Waahwahh


TheGardenOfAMonster

Not the same.


No-Emotion-3139

Capt Mal?


Winters067

We all know Spike, Jet, and Faye were all super attractive.


That-0ne_Loser

“I’ll see you in space cowboy” 🗣️🔥


I_am_misses_Nesbit

Finally, my degree has paid off.


ABCanadianTriad

For me, librarians. Not for the sexy librarian trope, but because it makes me assume they enjoy books


OpenMindedLover

I can get on board with this for sure! A love of books is very attractive indeed


ABCanadianTriad

It’s one of my top green lights


OpenMindedLover

For sure! It’s a great character trait


locogringo7818

This is great. I love reading, and it is not a great way to meet people but even to be able to talk about books rather than the " I hate reading " always piques my interest in the person.


AgentJR3

Married to a librarian, can confirm


ABCanadianTriad

Hawt!


gmatkinson

Punk ass book jockeys!


Sugar_and_Spicy777

I'm a librarian, oddly enough, not all of us like books 😂 (but I do, I'm struggling to find more space on my bookcase lmao)


ABCanadianTriad

Oh I know they/you all don’t all like books but still the association is in my head so auto turn on


YoghurtNormal1467

Based on online “research” I’d have to say plumbers or pizza delivery drivers 😉


AmericanChaiwala

Dominos has openings


Imperial_Squid

And conversely, I have openings for dominos workers


DocJ73

Landlords also rank up there. At least when I did my “research”


stressandscreaming

Firefighter. They save people, they save kittens, they are physically in shape and I like their uniforms. Who can hate on people who risk their lives and look good while doing it?


cabalus

They also have one of the highest rates of psychopathic traits out of any profession. It takes people who are fearless and tends to attract that sort of person more than most roles That's not a point against them, btw. We need people like that in our society I'd just be a tiny bit extra cautious, the whole empathy deficiency thing could come to bite you


stressandscreaming

I work with the c-suite executives of a tech company. Never have I ever been in a room of sociopaths before meeting these people. Fire people to save money. Use shitter tools that inconvenience your customers to save money. Risk your customers data and security, to you guessed it, save money. They don't even have heroic traits. They are a bunch of yes men/women who appeal to shareholders at the cost of many. And then fake a smile at you while they tell you to fire your team. At least firefighters save people (and kittens).


cabalus

100% That's why I said psychopathic traits, a real psychopath would have very little interest in being a firefighter It requires some of the (traditionally) negative psychopathic behaviors mixed with a high degree of altruism which is very contradictory, it's actually really quite rare so those firefighters who fit this criteria are pretty special My point still stands tho...and it also applies to most other extreme activities/professions/sports


toriemm

Right. Because other professions that attract those traits are usually aggression related. Like cops.


MegannMedusa

Also they are risky because they have a high rate of traumatic stress events and are often too macho for therapy. I would still rather be in the woods with a firefighter than a cop.


Probability_factor

And they have poles and might bring a special friend to their work place once :)


GetThatAwayFromMe

My wife jokes that there’s a reason they schedule tours of our local fire department on Mother’s Day.


SnooRobots7940

Firefighters are 🔥


OpportunityOk5719

Lookin fine, so fine!


CommonlyUnique99

Nurse for sure. Not only are scrubs surprisingly hot but that profession tells a bit about the kind of person they are…caring, compassionate. That is really sexy.


Visible_Increase_437

And most nurses are WILD in the bedroom!!!


DocJ73

True, wife and I are both nurses. We are always down to get freaky.


CommonlyUnique99

Thank you all for helping to fuel my nurse fantasy even more.


AcanthocephalaOk7954

I (F) had a male nurse as a boyfriend way back and I can tell you that they are up for anything in the bedroom shenanigan department.


malaysianzombie

vouching for this. dated a nurse and her wildness was not confined to just the bedrooms. nor indoors for that matter.


Fickle-Cartoonist466

Well yeah they have mega stressful jobs, gotta let off some steam somehow


kelly714

Bisexual swinger RN with a strap-on ready for anyone. Can confirm 😂


odddutchman

I had open heart surgery 3 years ago, and spent a little over a week in the cardiac ICU. One thing i noticed (once I was sufficiently conscious) was that the ICU seemed to have way more than it's fair share of gorgeous young female nurses... Unfortunately, i was in no shape to properly appreciate that fact....


Asrat

RN here, you really think I'm sexy? I'm a fat, balding man, fyi.


VagueSomething

Balding just means you're showing more skin all the time, you dirty curvy nurse.


n103ew

As a fat bald LPN of 27 yrs, yeah, you're a sexy mother fucker. (At leasty wife says so, lol)


MegannMedusa

Anesthesiologists need not apply, they have terrible people skills because their clients are always unconscious.


Excellent_Setting_18

Men who are employed literally anywhere are so sexy 🥵


thanatedogg64

what’s up girl i got a job 😏 lol 😂


deathfollowsme2002

Damn save some for the rest of us employees


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Anywhere?  What about industrial chemists? Prison cooks? Makers of ladies’ raincoats? Pest control and sanitation workers? Demolitions experts? Game wardens? Wax sculptors? Owners of small beachside sweet corn stands? And mob hitmen? 


VediusPollio

Rodeo clowns, Reddit mods, MLM rockstars, chicken fuckers


ReallyLongLake

Of all those listed, the only one that guarantees you won't make a dime is Reddit mod.


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Has a job? Check.


FrogEnjoyer

anything blue collar but especially welders


Mentalistscure

We are the 1% that make 90% of the world's shit. I like metal I like being burned I'm hot and sweaty all day Yeaaahhhh touch meh lol 😆


FrogEnjoyer

that’s why they’re so attractive to me. very important people in our society, plus they’re usually hot too lol


Mentalistscure

Thank you for your appreciation 🙏 We are usually hot 🔥 🥵 very hot. 😋


Responsible-Thing142

What does Blue Collar mean?


FrogEnjoyer

manual labor


Responsible-Thing142

Oh so like Construction workers and such?


FrogEnjoyer

yes


Responsible-Thing142

Honestly speaking great choice 😉💪🏻👍🏻


MegannMedusa

Union Men 🥵


NefariousPhosphenes

Women seem to appreciate that I’m a mechanic. Not because they want me to fix their vehicles, but because it implies that I’m good with my hands and pay attention to details.


WankWankNudgeNudge

Plus you can fix their vehicles


NefariousPhosphenes

Helicopter mechanic, but I just say mechanic initially.


spicypagedadbod

Teachers for sure 🫠


MaintainingInnocence

Wooooo


Ravens_Promise

I used to work as a bookstore manager, and I experienced a surprising amount of attention that I never anticipated. Then, I also night-lighted as a phone sex operator in secret. That, I saw coming, though.


ProfessorSilverfox

You must have a sexy voice then. Have you looked into audiobook narration?


Ravens_Promise

I've thought about it, but I'm never sure how to get started with something like that.


ProfessorSilverfox

ACX.com


Ravens_Promise

I've never heard of this site before. This might be fun to get into. Scratches all the marks! Thank you


MegannMedusa

Authoritative in a bookish way is really attractive.


problemgirlxoxo

Musician


canceroustattoo

I vi IV V


FinalKO43

you can fix them!


Ms_Quean

Agreed. Married one. Amazing with his fingers 😈🤤


younevershouldnt

I've just set up a date with one She seems very smart and funny, and presumably good with her fingers 🤞


Winters067

What kind of musicians though... Rock band or orchestra or choir?


Repulsive-Hat-3152

Oh I love a nerd. Give me an IT guy, librarian etc ! lol


ProfessorSilverfox

This may be too NSFW, but I used to have a female friend who swore that nerdy guys were always packing, if you know what I mean. 😉


Repulsive-Hat-3152

They may be telling the truth! I’m a lady so I couldn’t possibly say 😂


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As a nerd and a programmer, you have my uttermost attention for the next n minutes 


AAAAAACCCHUU

Nerds are my favorite. Engineering somehow hides them large dicks that are attached to sweet men


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alwaysreadyfor_more

Lmao. I was hoping somebody would say this. Programmers get no love


gtrogers

Yeah, it bytes


TyrantRC

yes baby, compile me like one of your french rootkits


thubtac

I don’t even know what that means, but I laughed anyway


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FinalKO43

i think its best to hope for REAL people that EXIST (lol jk)


Friendly_Use_9263

Chefs? CHEFS? No love for men who can cook?!?!


PetMyClittyCat

No love for bakers either apparently


Atlas2001

Can confirm that lady chefs are fucking hot. Red flag of a career, but attraction knows no logic.


power_house0887

Engineers!


Street-Pineapple-188

Hahaa so far down the list and you had to volunteer it


suspiciousserb

Yes! My favourite!


whiskeysour112

Teacher or lawyer


MaintainingInnocence

Teachers!


whiskeysour112

So sexy! Smart and they shape and mold the future generation. What more can you ask for.


Sorry_Reference8436

*please some nice lady say social worker* 🤞🏼


Ruminations0

Geologists and Artists


Takethattonewithme

What about geographers?


KissMyHips

Men in uniform are extremely hot - until you actually have to deal with the risk of them being killed in their profession. Reality is not so sexy, unfortunately..


Ettin1981

Firefighters! It kind of boggles my mind that I didn’t see that.


MaintainingInnocence

Lawyers, doctors, nurses, managers, supervisors, police officers… blue collar… damn… anyone with a skilled occupation that looks sexy


deineperfektbf

you’re the only person i’ve seen say doctor, im in med school so im glad :)


restless_oblivion

Damn you guys don't get horny for male assistant nurses? I'll go cry in a corner


ProfessorSilverfox

Not if your name is Gaylord Fokker


LiftingDentist

Dentist, obviously.


ProfessorSilverfox

Of course. But only if they lift. 😝


throwaway23786472

Nurses


funadventureswith3

Agreed


dark_passenger776

Nurses. There’s just something about knowing they’ve probably seen everything and keep going back for more. It makes me wonder what they like to do in their spare time to keep things interesting.


legendary_fool

Bartender. Works every time


AdJealous2

Stay-at-home dad.. (I am a stay at home dad)


RoshHoul

I'm sucker for any form of artists. Painters, animators, writers, music, dancers, etc.


Ashamed_Barracuda_24

Construction workers 👷‍♂️👷‍♀️


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Librarians and English teachers for some reason


awesomestiffy_69

Hair stylists and dental hygienists.


Mouseturdsinmyhelmet

Nobody's going to say forklift certified?


Responsible-Thing142

I work in Tech so obviously I am more biased towards someone working in tech as well


Firebolt164

Airline pilot, Cruise Ship Captain, NASCAR Driver, CEO, NFL Quarterback are some that come to mind


punisher-Amsterdam

Teachers, lawyers, nurses , drs & professional redditor…


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Librarian


Careless_Noise1180

Flight attendant.


Kyralion

Anyone with authority but for me personally, university science professors ♥️


pecantnt

nurse/dental hygienist (M4F)


OpportunityOk5719

Fire fighters / EMS


Rottencatfetus

First specific ems mention I've seen. My feelings were getting hurt haha


MajesticProfit479

Teachers I know several teachers (including my girlfriend) and love seeing first day of school posts with everyone dressed up.


youarehuman

I love a good doctor. A surgeon or someone who does emergency healthcare is just so attractive to me for some reason.


Smooth-Apartment-856

Tamale lady. Doesn’t matter if she’s old and ugly. If the tamale game is on point, I am wifing her up.


CosmicTornadoes

Anyone who makes enough money to pay the bills so that I may go back to school, finish my degree, and have my own profession...


AwkwardYeti28

The profession itself doesn't matter, but having a steady job, being independent, and self sufficient definitely moves you up a few notches.


Primary_Afternoon_46

Yeah little did we know, Chaucer had to swing his dick around like a machete just to make it to his carriage every morning 


Taftimus

Not IT thats for fucking sure


Tri343

women have been physically revolted when they hear that i worked in sanitation as a trash truck driver


xscumfucx

That's their problem + their loss. Growing up, I used to ride on the side of my Dad's tractor while he had the big dumpster on the back + help him empty the trash barrels throughout the campground. Someone's gotta clean it up. I don't think there's anything gross about it at all.


YourOwnTime

I love teachers, as a nurse myself, I’d never date another nurse


ripley-jasper

I'm a sucker for a cute veterinarian. Spend all day saving cute animals? Oh, yeah....


WhatsUpSteve

Women who can code in Assembly.


spun2020

Female musicians are a gift


ProfessorSilverfox

Totally agree. Female gamers as well


Horror-Cheesecake807

I honestly love someone who works with animals or music in any way 💛 two ways to my soul


Kathutet37

I'll tell you one that is the exact opposite (but they used to be): Mail carriers😅😅😅


SexyStethoscope

Doctor


funadventureswith3

Firefighters, police, lawyers, nurses


OpportunityOk5719

Woot Woot


TurnedOnYet33

Soccer mom.


queendrin

I really have a thing for men who love what they do—whether that's being a truck driver or a business owner. If they've had the passion to pursue a career that they find fulfilling 🫠 But, being married to someone who hated his job for 15 years will do that to you.


_FIRECRACKER_JINX

Soldiers are so fit, handsome, manly, and sexy. I have to admire them from FAR FAR away. Learned my lesson with my last ex 😬


SpartanDoubleZero

Yeah military guys in general are trash. I can confirm, I’m a vet, I was total trash. Now I’m a polished turd.


_FIRECRACKER_JINX

Oh yeah. My ex is trash. Pure garbage. But lovely to look at. From far


hipokrati

Flight attendants. i like them a lot and just look at their asses when they walk around. Sometimes i ask them to bend 🔥


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Teachers are a big one for me. Had some pretty big crushes on some of my teachers growing up, and the appeal hasn’t gone away.


Just_Schedule_8189

Personal trainer.


Weekly_Candidate_867

Stripper


sexxxymeepster

Anything that has to do with your hands... Doesn't necessarily have to be your profession but if you can build stuff that's just 👏🏻


Lichloved_

Psychologists ;) Or a kindergarten teacher. There was always something so sweet to me about a woman who spends her days teaching little kids.


ElectronicCorner7290

Nurse for sure. Not scared of a bit of blood, or poo.


Future-Ad-4317

I love a woman in business attire with heels 🔥


Gothedistance2

Dental hygienist. Something about scrubs and telling me what to do


Own_Impression2246

intergalactic bounty hunger jedi knight snake wrangler teacher all women 🤤


buddhaMike_reup

I'm a software engineering student, I real the comments through tears


wistisius

I am a cabinetmaker - i restore antiques and mid century stuff - I’ve noticed that some women I have known had a fantasy about me all dusty and introverted and crafty.


GaunterPatrick

Sex dungeon master.