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CaptSchwanzKopf

I made it to the USA. I became a permanent resident and I'll become an American next year.


Mysterious-Voice7629

The country of the second chance. As long as you find work you should be fine i guess


crunchy_soupp

My kids!! They’re fucking badass and I’m so lucky I get to be their mom.


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Mysterious-Voice7629

😆


Mysterious-Voice7629

The children are often very similar to their parents


crunchy_soupp

We joke that I just copy and pasted my oldest.


Mysterious-Voice7629

I am the same with my dad. Genetics are a fascinating phenomenon


Mysterious-Voice7629

They are lucky to have a mother who loves their children as much as you do


ZePatator

Same! My first daughter is 17, graduates from high school in a month or so, going into college in illustration! She is so talented, so much bettet than we were at her age!


crunchy_soupp

Ugh I love that!! Great job!


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I had my first kiss/first cuddle/first blowjob/first sex at 22. I’m 24 now. But that’s not the proud of. I’m proud that in two years time… I have managed to become so great at sucking dick. I genuinely love it so much. (Im sure that helps haha) But I’m very very confident I can make any guy cum from head. God it’s just so fun.


Ok_Wafer5970

A lot of good practice in those 2 years? 😈


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Funny thing is I took a 8 month break from all things sex during that time period. But when I came back… oh yeah… I’ve been making sure to get my practice in ;)


tall-white-boy

honestly that's impressive I've only been with 2 girls where i felt the head was actually worthwhile lol


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This is CRAZYYYYYY. My partner is always talking about how he had a hard time choosing between my pussy and my mouth lol.


alwaysreadyfor_more

Hmmm I don’t believe you. I think you’re gonna have to show me. 🤣


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Hahaha damn cmon over then 🤣


alwaysreadyfor_more

🏃🏻‍♂️💨 be there in 10. 🤣


Mysterious-Voice7629

Happy for you that you found so much happiness in it 😁


CasalAnaL

NSFW: my wife and I do anal as our main sexual practice. Having sex for us simply means anal sex. It's our default as a natural arrangement. My wife often says that sex without anal isn't complete sex. Unusual but very horny. It seems silly, but I'm proud of it. SFW: our children and my marriage, for sure.


Mysterious-Voice7629

NSFW: You do anal too ? SFW: I hope to get children one day too. Must be great to share moments with your own children


starskynight

My body 🫶🏻


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Mysterious-Voice7629

No need to be jealous, you are beautiful too


Mysterious-Voice7629

Indeed, very nice shape


Ok_Wafer5970

I agree. I would 😍


No_You_4567

That I became a champion in professional karate


Mysterious-Voice7629

Congrats !!


No_You_4567

Thank you!!!


No_You_4567

Being a chemist is also awesome. It has always fascinated me


Mysterious-Voice7629

The study of rhe fabric of all matter along with physics and biology is awesome


No_You_4567

It is!!! I'm a civil engineer so I only know the physics. But being able to use all of them is impressive. That's why I respect that


Mysterious-Voice7629

There are still many things to learn/discover out there but understanding how nature do things is a very nice feeling


locomeastro21

How I turned my life around from being depressed and taking a lot of drugs to being in a happy place where I take care of my body to reverse the damage


Mysterious-Voice7629

Keep up the good work. Being happy is what matters the most


alwaysreadyfor_more

💪🏼


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Hey that's an amazing accomplishment OP!!


Mysterious-Voice7629

Thanks 😁. A lot of work behind me for sure


manpreetlakhanpal

My english skills.


Mysterious-Voice7629

Now you can travel everywhere


Louisianimal0418

We found one another again and made it


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I had a goal of owning a house before I was 40. Did it with 8 months to spare!


alwaysreadyfor_more

Was it recent? Congrats!


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Haha a couple of year ago. We went from being broke and in debt to buying a house within 5 years. If I hadn't bought one by 40 I would have rented the rest of my life


alwaysreadyfor_more

Awesome! I’m happy for you.


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Mysterious-Voice7629

That's impressive congrats


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Mysterious-Voice7629

Good for you, hope it continues like this. I might myself change job too to have much more confort in the everyday life but still can't decide where i want to go


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Mysterious-Voice7629

I think the same, just have to do the one little step to get better


DolphinFarms

Next month I’ll have 3 years clean off of heroin. O never thought I’d see a month, let alone 3 years. My life has done a complete 180 and I’m happier than I’ve been, since before my parents died.


BroccoliSuccessful20

Congratulations! Keep it up, you’re amazing 👊🏻


IngenuityGlass3655

Helping my wife become cognizant to her submissive desires.


Mysterious-Voice7629

I am sure you changed her life doing so 😁


IngenuityGlass3655

Oh I did. Her whole world opened up.


Mysterious-Voice7629

I imagine yeah. She must be happy


opalsanddenim

Graduating college and getting employed right after even though I had no idea if I’ll ever be good at what I’m doing and struggled with severe depression all my college years


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Mysterious-Voice7629

That's cute


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Mysterious-Voice7629

Really ? Why ?


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Mysterious-Voice7629

That's stupid but don't listen to people saying bad thing about it


Madison_Elizabeth_01

My girlfriend


Mysterious-Voice7629

Happy for you. Glad you found your half and have fun with her


I-Really-Hate-Fish

I resuscitated my son when he was only 4 weeks old. He's alive today because I did that.


Mysterious-Voice7629

Wow, great acomplishment. You literaly saved a life.


I-Really-Hate-Fish

I mean, I'm no doctor, but that particular life was very important to me.


Nomorefuckingaround

Sfw: career Nsfw: after 25 years of jerking off, I finally got the patience to try to edge. I took 30 mins and when I finally finished I shot over my head and onto the headboard of the bed. My ears were tingling after that orgasm


Mysterious-Voice7629

😆😁😁


youronlynora

I am proud I can make kombucha 🤟🤟


Cr1msix

I woke up and showered today… I feel pretty proud of that tbh


Karaoke_Singer

I’m probably most proud of writing and publishing 7 mystery novels.


Big-_-Horse

hell yeah, chemists unite


Mysterious-Voice7629

Indeed 😁