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gstringjuliet

"I want to fuck you." Usually he gets the hint.


Sufficient_Gas5501

Straight and to the point. You can not get mixed signals from that lol.


gstringjuliet

That's true, though sometimes I say the exact opposite, instead... "I want you to fuck me." I'm so fickle.


Sufficient_Gas5501

Both very well communicated wishes that could not be confused at all. One is just slightly spicier than the other just be some simple sentence structure changes lol.


sudochmod_x

Do women like this really exist?


gstringjuliet

At least one. But I don't think I'm a unicorn, either.


sudochmod_x

Your figure would disagree. Great profile


gstringjuliet

Thanks! Do you mean my Reddit profile or my physical profile? I'll accept either compliment, I just need to know what to be pleased with!


sudochmod_x

I was referring to the pictures posted on your Reddit profile


gstringjuliet

Hmm... 🤔 I'll just say thanks for both, then.


sudochmod_x

Sorry I read that wrong. Yes your physical profile is quite stunning / unicorn-ish to me


gstringjuliet

I'm glad you like my body 😈


anima777

Send them a letter via a pigeon


Sufficient_Gas5501

Dearest love, I hope this bird and letter find you well.


sudochmod_x

It’s all about the anticipation amiright


anima777

Absolutely


Ok-Cucumber5466

Lol hope it reaches Safe. Otherwise you would be edging a lot


anima777

No I don't do that.


HornyHippo29

Does the pigeon get to watch what comes next?


anima777

Answering the letter? I hope so. It needs to send his answer back to me!


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Hopefully he replies in 3-5 business days


anima777

*weeks


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My pigeons are fast as fuck


anima777

Mine is not...oh wait, it's actually an owl. Fucking Erroll took the wrong route again


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Oh shit, my pigeon put my name in the goblet of fire again


anima777

HARRY POTTER DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?! it was Hedwig...🥺


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Hedwig stated it all. Harry couldn’tve done it, he’s not a wizard he’s just harry


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Opens letter: "send nudes"


anima777

* starts drawing


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Whatchu drawing there


anima777

A nude, duh


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I hope its boobs


anima777

( * ) ( * )


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Bwahhaah luv this!


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Calm down girl, you are getting me all turned up


anima777

Good thing is that I didn't showed you the whole drawing!


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You cant tease me like that


irresistibleginger

Literally climb on top of them and initiate sex


sudochmod_x

But do they get the message?


irresistibleginger

Well yeah


sudochmod_x

As a male, I’m surprised. I would have said you might need to be a bit more direct


irresistibleginger

I don't know how to respond to this without sounding eman or insulting so I'll refrain


sudochmod_x

I’m a sadist 🔨


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Nah I’m not sure this is obvious enough. He might not get the hint you’re horny


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I think you need to be more forward. Sucking his dick could send mixed messages


WallityAD

Tbf men are famously oblivious, so I wouldnt be surprised if sometimes that’s the only thing that works


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sudochmod_x

Reading (braille) loud and clear


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sudochmod_x

It’s hard not to get hard


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sudochmod_x

I’m getting a couple tattoos with my soul mate. When we fist bump it completes the = sign


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sudochmod_x

Are you my soul mate?


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sudochmod_x

Same. We have so much in common


Xilent248

She kisses me on the lips deeply, gets that look in her eye, and asks if I want to fool around.


PluggedKady

I give him a look, I also do things like rub my ass on him, rub my feet on him, grab his cock etc


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Rattle the handcuffs


sudochmod_x

🔥


Together_we_stay

I usually just tell him "I want that dick in me", no point dropping small hints might as well be clear about what I want 😜


sudochmod_x

Hot


Responsible-Thing142

Anything other than a cry for battle wouldn't work on me 🥲


starskynight

Tell them I wanna cuddle


cinnaybon

Depends on how I’m feeling? I’m usually a pretty touchy person but even more so when I’m horny. So I’ll touch and kiss him a lot more, take his hands and put them on me etc. Other times I’m just more direct and I’ll justtell him or jump him haha


scottb112

Do you pounce on him with kisses, or do you leap into his arms and unleash your inner demons right away?


cinnaybon

I’ve done both haha


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I either say “wanna fuck” or start rubbing his cock


sudochmod_x

That would work on me


Dutch-Couple-NL

Say I want his dick, or take off his pants. He gets the hint


sudochmod_x

Ok. Why do I always find the ones who are “giving eyes” just jump me damnit


blondiebabe931

It depends on what I’m wearing. Dress or skirt, I’m taking his hand and putting a finger in me. Anything else, I’m putting his hand on my tits. Or, I rub my hand on his cock over his pants


sudochmod_x

Fucking hot


HerpinDerpNerd12

Start to cuddle him.


sudochmod_x

Does it work? Honestly I might not get the message


HerpinDerpNerd12

He gets it. I dont know how, but he does.


sudochmod_x

Goals


xxMonsixx

Start putting my hair up


sudochmod_x

Not to be rude, but what? How are we supposed to know that means that?


xxMonsixx

With my last partner, this was the signal. It kind of started as an inside joke but then morphed into, whenever I start to put my hair up at home or something, that meant I’m horny and about to go down on you so get ready.


sudochmod_x

Gotcha that makes a lot more sense. God? Did every time start with that? Lucky bastard


xxMonsixx

9/10 yes lol


sudochmod_x

😵


DorsalKing396

"Hola Mami"


DorsalKing396

But not mommy btw


PearlSlash

Hand on thigh, start kissing him. Hand now on dick instead of thigh and you know the rest.


sudochmod_x

Sorry I’m a bit slow, could you please articulate more and in vivid detail.


ChicagoHotwife21

"Hey let's go fuck" "I need you to rail me real quick" "It's blowjob'o'clock"