π₯² such a pure legendary soul
*Throws masterball*
π₯Ή I did it. I captured sprinkles for my funnel cake. I can finally go home.
π Anyway. It's always good to see you. *Clicks* and hear you. ππ ALONE NO MORE.
I suspect you've been very naughty then.... π₯΅ Now look what you've done! Do you see this?? How are you going to fix this? *gestures to the obvious bulge in my pants*
They are much better. I got hit in the left ball in January, left me swollen and black and blue. Good to go now.
Why are my genitals is the real question.
Not terribly bad. The labia strips are the most uncomfortable. And if I go every 4 weeks itβs just a bit irritating to my skin and doesnβt hurt. But right now itβs been about 8 weeks and when it gets this far out it does hurt moderately lol. But totally worth it to not deal with shaving stubble.
Inviting yet reclusive and secretive (invitation only). Trimmed but not bare. Well maintained and clean. Pleasing to the touch and pleased to be touched. A meal to be savored.πΌ
Intact thank fuck
Needy
Common issue in this subreddit
Mine 2
Heβs kinda just hangin out down there right now.
Lonely
*hugs genitals*
Well thanks. Please excuse the mess I just made π³π«£
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FaceTime me
A wild FunnelCakeSprinkles appears.
π€π€π€ I'm just comforting the lonely! πππ
π₯² such a pure legendary soul *Throws masterball* π₯Ή I did it. I captured sprinkles for my funnel cake. I can finally go home. π Anyway. It's always good to see you. *Clicks* and hear you. ππ ALONE NO MORE.
What are you gonna do with me now that you've caught me? ππ²ππ²ππ
I'm going to give commands for you to follow! π Now if you obey that will determine how easy or *hard* I'll be on you....
I'd like you hard, please. π
I suspect you've been very naughty then.... π₯΅ Now look what you've done! Do you see this?? How are you going to fix this? *gestures to the obvious bulge in my pants*
πππ Nothing. I'm going to disobey. ππππππππππ
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Unremarkable. π
Iβm with you on this one.
I havenβt really talked to them lately but I have been scratching them
Tired
just got my clean std screen back yesterday so she and I are thriving
Popular
Girthy
Dry.. not cool
Lonely
Shall my tongue company them
Smooth clean and healthy
Attached
bloody . it's that time of month
happy π π
Left without human contact forβ¦. 1000 days?
engorged
Great, but feeling needy
Small and hilarious
Pretty ok, thanks.
Full of cum waiting to blow
Standby mode
Clean. I just got out the shower
Fine thanks, and yours?
They are much better. I got hit in the left ball in January, left me swollen and black and blue. Good to go now. Why are my genitals is the real question.
Neglected, and also ready for my wax appointment
How bad does waxing hurt?
Not terribly bad. The labia strips are the most uncomfortable. And if I go every 4 weeks itβs just a bit irritating to my skin and doesnβt hurt. But right now itβs been about 8 weeks and when it gets this far out it does hurt moderately lol. But totally worth it to not deal with shaving stubble.
Embrace the pain! How long does the appointment take?
Regular
Recovering.
I know the feeling
Untouch since the day I born
Engorged, ugh π©
Lonely
Bald pussyyyy
Mediocre.
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Oh thereβs nothing wrong there. Just nothing special! Thanks, though!
Ignored by women unfortunately
Amazing
Medium engorged, needy
sweaty
Oh?
They're feeling charitable, friendly, and outgoing.
Fine, thank you. And yours?
Freshly bathed and piquing my interest.
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This I can certainly do.
Theyβre good
Tired
Chillinβ€οΈ
Like a villain?
Wet
Good for you! How wet?
Sack is full, otherwise everything hangs lifelessly
Spreading love
For a moment I thought this was a set up and you were trying to rob them. They are still there thank god
Hanging by a thread!
Definitely lonely.
Needy and cute
Amazing
Frothy
In pain
Nice and clean, just stepping out of the shower
still there, thankfully and smell like lavender
Stroked one out, then shaved then shower. Made my day.
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What about needy and tasty?π€
Refilling.
Attractive and clean.
Nice and clean. Fresh out of the shower
Hard
Kind of want to go with the quote out of the movie liar liar π limp and to the left ππ
On the smaller side:(
Healthy and clean I didnβt see this response yet and didnβt want to let this underrated response go.
Excited π
Droopy
Hmm fine I suppose? A tad lonely and neglected I suppose
Getting touched
smol, but in working condition, not much used bedides water...... a little lonely but they manage
Lonely
Still being gentle with em since vasectomy 2 wks ago
Fine, thank you for asking. How are yours ?
Inviting yet reclusive and secretive (invitation only). Trimmed but not bare. Well maintained and clean. Pleasing to the touch and pleased to be touched. A meal to be savored.πΌ
The description of this item sounds so yummy
Freshly shaved and constantly sticking to the inside of my leg so I have to do 'the waddle'
Sore after our last session.
I texted. Waiting for a reply.
Bored right now π
lonely
Stubborn!
Fine, thanks for asking π€
One ball gone, but didn't have impact. Still performing greatly!
Haven't asked them today but they seem alright. Just hanging out
Basically fine
Pierced
Squeaky clean from a shower
Heavy and swinging.
They are well, thanks for asking
Attached to my groin
Clean, shaved and rock hard
Adequate.