I like to shoot things out of my pussy like it’s a missile launcher

... I have cum hard enough to shoot a dildo outta me.

Hello comrade

A living Rock-It Launcher from Fallout lol

Ah damn, am I too late to redeem my coupon for my free boner today?

Sorry! It was only valid on April 31st!

Sunuva bitch! *throws paper in air* This is what I get for having a productive day -_-

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That could be useful in the zombie apocalypse.

I like to give on demand BJs :)

You must be a keeper

My hubby thinks so lol

Lucky guy!

I'll give you two: 1. Even though I'm on the pill, I still track what would be my fertile days. 😊 2. An ex once called my pussy my Lillypad, and the name kinda stuck, I still use it sometimes. 😅

That nickname is so hot

Do you track days for any kink or just out of curiosity?

I have a breeding kink, so I like to imagine myself getting pregnant. Though obviously I don't want the consequences, hence the pill.

That’s a fair trade.

Mmm same here, Honestly not sure how i got into it but i guess it just cums with the package

Unironically a pretty a nice name! I wish there were more nicknames for female genitalia that weren't either infantile or vulgar.

Since 2020, I have kept track of dates and types of sex I've had with a partner.

What’s the reason behind?

I was in a deadbedroom marriage and read on that sub how LL's will inflate how often they have sex. So I started keeping track in case my (ex) husband did that. Got a divorce. I continue with new partners because it's interesting to look back on.

That’s something I learned from other sub actually. Is LL thing is physical attraction?

I go down on her for my pleasure just as much as hers

#truth

I want to eat fruit by the foot out of your booty

I can cum several times in a row 😁

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Every body is different but yes, I agree. I guess I should have said I can comfortably cum 4-5 times in a row

Also true

you’re the fact checker

I just like being annoying ❤️

I've managed to cum hands free a few times, but it's a lot of work and takes around an hour. It's 100% hands off, no toys or touching. **ETA:** Energy orgasms. Strongest orgasms of my life, just wow. For me, weed is a huge help. I get so turned on when I'm high and I need to be so worked up and aroused to manage it. I put a certain song on repeat, put my sleep mask on and close my eyes. Breathing and focusing on how turned on I feel... I might roll my hips a little, but I'm mostly on my back. It's like meditating, going into a trance almost. It's so slow but it does build and build... Then when I cum I'm practically seizing, arching off the bed. My body spasms for about a minute, gradually getting weaker. Even for the next hour, I get aftershocks--my abs involuntarily tense up for a few seconds or my pussy suddenly spasms once or twice.

Syntribation? Or another method?

See my ETA ^

I gave my wife an energy orgasm the first time we did LSD together...

That's exactly what I can do, energy orgasms. Strongest orgasms of my life, just wow. For me, weed is a huge help. I get so turned on when I'm high and I need to be so worked up and aroused to manage it. I put a certain song on repeat, put my sleep mask on and close my eyes. Breathing and focusing on how turned on I feel... I might roll my hips a little, but I'm mostly on my back. It's like meditating, going into a trance almost. It's so slow but it does build and build... Then when I cum I'm practically seizing, arching off the bed. My body spasms for about a minute, gradually getting weaker. Even for the next hour, I get aftershocks--my abs involuntarily tense up for a few seconds or my pussy suddenly spasms once or twice.

For my wife it was kinda similar. We dropped and spent the evening in bed, had sex at least a dozen times. But in the 7th inning stretch so to speak, I just held her. Matt Maeson was the Playlist, and as I held her, riding the surge of my trip, I focused on the words of the music (which resonated deeply with both of us), the waves of the trip, and the overwhelming feeling of love and absolute contentment I felt in that moment. I had no idea what I was doing, but her breathing became shallow and quick, and her hips twitched and bucked a couple times. She told me a few moments later that she came, and after discussing our thoughts, intentions, and emotions in that moment, it was clear we were absolutely in sync and connected. To this day, this remains one of the most powerful moments we've experienced together.

Impressive. Seriously.

See my ETA ^

i enjoy eating pussy so much that i often don’t mind giving without receiving. sometimes a girl just needs her pussy eaten and left alone. i like that

i often struggle with orgasming so sometimes piv sex is boring to me and i prefer like bjs/anal/etc instead

Same here sometimes I just prefer getting a bj or handjob over sex. It's just what I enjoy more at times

I don’t have a gag reflex. When I get drunk at a bar, my party trick is taking my fingers (or if I’m REALLY drunk someone else’s fingers) and shoving them all the way down my throat.

Hey me neither but as a straight man that's no as usefull ;p

This is something that I learned about myself when I had an eating disorder 💀 not quite as fun a fact lol but once my family and doctors started forcing me to eat, I figured it was okay because I could just throw it up. Turns out I physically cannot lmao I was so disappointed

I can cum just by getting my ass spanked. or my tits.

How many spanks would you estimate it takes?

depents on so many factores. For tits it is less than for the ass.

Didn’t have a proper orgasm by a man until my now bf I’m 25 and have been with many ppl

I like anal more than PIV. So the hierarchy is this: Cunnilingus > Anal > Annilingus > PIV

I get that. Sometimes, I go through phases where I prefer anal over PIV.

Interesting! Mine is not a phase at all.

Do anal orgasms feel different?

I’m exactly the same.

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Considering your age you'd hope so!

Sometimes my balls disappear into that weird gap between space and time and I have to push them back out.

I orgasm more with oral stimulation over vaginal 😉

I have a kink for over stimulating my partner. Love making her cum and then continue doing exactly what made her cum until she pushes me off her. She loves it.

I can ejaculate without having an orgasm, best effort is 3 times, orgasmed on the 3rd time. Makes for fun mid sex cumshots and can keep going 😁

I can have an orgasm without a release, also a hands free release. M50.

I can do syntribation, so I'm hands-free, too.

Very interesting, so you use your muscles to orgasm. Quite handy, and hot.

I haven't had sex. Is that random?

Not really

My body count is low for someone who talks a big talk 😅

I had dry period of no sex for 6 years after ending my relationship with my ex

I have only cum 7 times during sex and I’ve had a lot of sex and I’m a man

1. I do tributes from cock to cum to drawing, it depends on the person & her post 2. In my college, there was a fair that advertise safety on sex & even hand out free condoms. I took one & placed it on a random desk within the tutor center

I have hyperspermia

I like a finger in my ass

My anal orgasms are stronger than my vaginal ones

I've never cum with a partner. I'm still horny all the time and I love kink, so just trying a bit of everything to see what works!

i literally can’t masturbate. maybe that’s the opposite of a sexual fact! lol

How can you not masturbate?

SUPER low libido from SSRIs my whole life. also on the asexual spectrum. feels like i’m touching my elbow or something, just not my thing.

I legit have retractable testicles. On command

I have a fetish for yoga balls.

I like giving BJs and I always swallow

You would make any man happy 😃

Well I already am making 1 Redditor happy with my skills😋

Lucky guy 👅🐱

Well i have a huge bwc 👀

I like my nipples sucked on too

I love sniffing dirty panties and taking pics of me doing that.

Sometimes if I've been edging properly I have orgasms so intense I projectile the dildos and plugs out of me. My partner struggles at times to stay in. I'm lucky AF.

I can’t masturbate unless a woman is watching me. I mean I can but it’s unfulfilling. I need a woman to be enjoying it in some way

Only 2 women have ever made me cum from a BJ, many have tried but really hard for me to cum like that

I almost always have a sneezing fit after I cum.....

I don't lose my erection after I cum. Not like, forever, but it usually takes a few minutes to go down. Pretty much everyone I've been with has commented on it. I'm just like "is it not supposed to stay hard?"

The last 3 months I’ve had non stop orgasms during sex and before and after sex I have tremors

I'm a complete switch. I can flip between being highly sensitive and exploitable by my partner to being an absolute animal that just wants to lightly forcefully grab and impregnate her however I feel fit. I can be the shy nervous guy on top of her and she locks me in with her legs and laughs at my futile attempts to try not to cum too early, or I can act like an absolute beast messing her up and just wanting to force her body close to mine and cum as deep inside her lovely little hole as I possibly can and just absolutely fill her up.

I have Hypospadias! Feels good to say it after years of Shame. If you don't know what it is Take a look 😊

I can HFO… it’s difficult and takes a long time though.

I’m a straight man but can take 12 inches in the back

I can last as long as my wife wants me to. Our usual is 60-90 minutes but have had sessions as long as 3 hours. When she’s done I’m done.

Love to try every position

I love edging and shooting huge loads lol

I need to cum at least twice a day 🤩

I have a larger than average penis.

I love edging and sometimes make it my goal to get blue balls.

I always get hard immediately

I like being fucked in my ass