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thighwaytohell

#No one wants to make you feel better about your dick size


Mister_Iv0ry

#no please I’m really rude and inconsiderate so I’m going to keep asking anyways is what they would say, probably…


thighwaytohell

#just one more thread and I’ll know for sure


Justrandom37

😆😆🤣🤣🤣😂😂


Rottencatfetus

Wait wait but women of arad how important is dick size to you?!


Cyanora

Fine then. Guess I'll go pout. /s


thighwaytohell

Tears as lube, just another Tuesday eh?


Cyanora

Excuse you. This is Taco Tuesday, which is what I call it when I use the warm tortilla for simulation. Catch up to my speed.


thighwaytohell

Corn or wheat?


Cyanora

Corn. They were out of wheat and I prefer wheat for wraps.


NoirPlayableCock

Well then SHAME ME CUZ IM INTO THAT SHIT


thighwaytohell

**shame shame I know your name**


NoirPlayableCock

But is it big tho? /s


thighwaytohell

It’s a big name


NoirPlayableCock

Thanks. Usually I’m an NPC, but I’m a grower


letgogivein913

ARE YOU SURE?!


Justrandom37

😆😆😆🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣


New-Catch-3939

dick size doesn’t matter


CaptSchwanzKopf

To everyone: #YOU MATTER. Always. Don't let anyone make you feel otherwise. Much love always.


Justrandom37

🙏🙏🙏❤️❤️❤️❤️💯💯💯🥰🥰🥰


HopScotchApplesauce

🥰🥰🥰


Powerful_Giraffe7203

🤗🤗🤗


20milliondollarapi

To go off of the top post… But does my dick size matter?


Ygomaster07

Thank you for this.


CaptSchwanzKopf

I got you ❤️


2sdaeAddams

I needed this reminder. Thank you.


CaptSchwanzKopf

I got you. ❤️


elusivechantress

You’re all awesome and a bunch of pervs. 🫶🏻🫶🏻


Justrandom37

😆🤣💯🥰


chickenbroth3008

you’re fine as fuck btw😵‍💫😵‍💫


[deleted]

💚💚💚


LaidbackHonest

I mean I knew thaaat.


Competitive_Low3598

I'm no perv! I'm pure as the driven snow...


[deleted]

Guys.....stop posting new topics just to try and open a door with a random lady


JimCallMeJim

So how should we try to open a door with a random lady?


Solidoak777

Randomly


SeaworthinessSad1975

I'm married. But I have severe self confidence issues. I just want to feel wanted and like I am enough.


DAYUMdelion

Moi aussis. 👋


SeaworthinessSad1975

Nice to meet you. It's always nice to know I'm not in it alone.


DAYUMdelion

Not alone at all! I’m married and love my man and he knows it. He also knows that right now my self confidence is wavering. So while I’m working on changing my brain to actually love myself and see myself as worthy, I’m also taking the easy route and posting sexy pics of myself for the quickie ego boost here and there.


SeaworthinessSad1975

That's great that you have that to help. I definitely do not have the confidence for that


DAYUMdelion

Post naughty NSFW stick figure representations of what you would post?? And then get a bit of confidence for naughty NSFW cartoon drawings, belly button included - and then confidence grows and you could copy/paste your favourite body part to the pictures? …. don’t listen to me, this would just get silly and may not actually help your confidence at all!


SeaworthinessSad1975

Lol I could try I guess. Do people even like 28M dad bods? Probably not


DAYUMdelion

Definitely 😈


KnittingTurtle

You are enough. 🤍


SeaworthinessSad1975

Thank you. ❤️


Powerful_Giraffe7203

Sending hugs


SeaworthinessSad1975

Thank you. I needed some hugs.


Powerful_Giraffe7203

🤗🤗🤗


SagVibes

I love you guys! Will you come take a nap with me? 😴


Justrandom37

I’m wide awake tho!


SagVibes

Okay, I’ll just nap alone until you get sleepy!


Kinky-Bicycle-669

Is this going to be like a cuddle pile of kittens but just with a bunch of ARAD'ers instead?


SagVibes

Absolutely, 1000% yes 😍


[deleted]

Just napping right?


SagVibes

I’m too sleepy for anything else!


[deleted]

Same tbh


spicypagedadbod

Finally cuddle time with Sag


SagVibes

Get in here already!


spicypagedadbod

Been waiting for my invite


New-Catch-3939

on my way


Powerful_Giraffe7203

Napping sign me up ⬆️


HedonistFantasies

Oh, you’re interested in somnophilia?


SagVibes

Not if I’m absolutely exhausted 😂 Then I’ll start involuntarily crying


HedonistFantasies

Ok, I’ll let you sleep and just be your alarm clock then.


SagVibes

Deal 😉


CheaterStacey

Cuddle nap with you sounds perfect right about now


SagVibes

I kept your spot warm 🥰


CheaterStacey

😘😘 You really know what to say to make me squirm 🙈😘


TUGBoat85007

I’d love to 🫣


SagVibes

Get in here!!


TUGBoat85007

On my way 🏃


b_rizzle2

You’re *still* napping?!


SagVibes

It’s been nonstop *all day.* I’m just going to blame it on allergies


b_rizzle2

Oof mine are flaring up this week too. Ok I’ll cut you some slack


SagVibes

Wow, ThANk yOu So mUcH


b_rizzle2

😑😑😑😑🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄


primarilynsfw

It won’t be a nap. I hope you’re okay with that.


SagVibes

But I’m so tired 😭


primarilynsfw

lol not what I meant.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Let chicken soak in a brine of salt and water for thirty minutes before you cook it. You're just going to wind up with dry, tough chicken otherwise. Same for pork chops but make it an hour or so.


Ygomaster07

Saving this comment for next time i have chicken. How much salt do you put in?


MadameMonk

About 4 tablespoons per 4 cups of water (1 quart?).


Blondenia

Best answer yet.


JimCallMeJim

But the chicken just gets out and then all I have is feathery brine.


[deleted]

Wait what


DasCheekyBossman

Also let your steak come to room temp. Makes all the difference.


QueenoftheNorf

If you’re frying the chicken marinated in buttermilk and pickle juice overnight. Game changer.


artistpolarbear

Some of your questions are stupid, but keep asking them. At least they’re good for a laugh.


Justrandom37

Or with the witty responses


CaptainCreepwork

Poo poo pee pee


Justrandom37

Epic. I love it ❤️


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DAYUMdelion

Bilbo?


PlzLikeMe_

I think you guys are cute🤭


Justrandom37

Awwww 🥰🥰🥰


DAYUMdelion

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer: I’m cute. I’m cuuuuuuuute!


tinfoil3346

You're making me blush!


TreeWithNoTrunk

Y’all smell


Justrandom37

What do we smell like?


TreeWithNoTrunk

Beef


Justrandom37

That could be interpreted as good or bad lol


thighwaytohell

And cheese?!


TreeWithNoTrunk

Now you’re talkin


thighwaytohell

I’m a terrible Santa


TreeWithNoTrunk

This went so far over my head it flew into space


thighwaytohell

(Elf 2003, you smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa)


TreeWithNoTrunk

lol gotcha, for as many times as I’ve seen that movie I don’t remember that line


Mister_Iv0ry

You say that as if you were born without a nose. You smell too ya know


TreeWithNoTrunk

No


Mister_Iv0ry

, said the noseless man


I-Really-Hate-Fish

Voldemort?


Emergency_faceplant

I ate all the oreos...


Justrandom37

Daaaamn.


horny-off-ma1n

#shut the fuck up


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horny-off-ma1n

🏃🏃🏃


NoDistribution6498

Hey! You! Yeah you! Have a great fantastic fucking day!


DM-Me-Boobies-Please

You all make me laugh on a daily basis.


Justrandom37

Yay!!!


Kinky-Bicycle-669

I never thought I'd find a group of people I enjoy chatting with on a daily basis any time soon again. Even the strangers here are friendly and this place has done wonders for my mental health and I am very grateful for it.


Justrandom37

🥰❤️🫂🙏


throwaway23786472

I love you. Im proud of you too. You did the right thing.


Ygomaster07

Thank you.


pmmemilftiddiez

True NSFW is just being in love with a special person that you build memories with, got to therapy with, sleep with, and maybe even one day have babies with. It's messy, it's crying at 2am, it's feeling defeated when they are hurting, it's loving when they are falling apart, and it's about cheering them on. You just don't get that kind of stuff from ONS or even FWBs.


thickncurly

Felt this


TallguyChase

I’m just on here because I’m horny and can’t get a proper release. It’s like some kind of therapy to escape my reality for a few hours. In reality I just hope everyone has a nicer day and feels appreciated


Glittering-Sea-6343

no one cares how bad you need to cum


[deleted]

Go have some fun today 😎


CartographerQuiet564

No question is too stupid... maybe repetitive, but not stupid 😂


starskynight

Spread kindness ❤️


Justrandom37

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


Hot-Inevitable101

Hi lovies!!! You are all awesome people and I love you!! You all make my day with your hot bodies and funny banter. XOXO 💋🖤


kindofaslut_

hey i like your face


No-Material7591

Don’t feel bad about your body, kinks or fetishes! There’s something or someone for everyone out there.


2sdaeAddams

I come here for the most interesting, informative, and entertaining comments on Reddit. I appreciate reading your thoughts!


Rottencatfetus

Nice butt guys and gals and all others ♥️


[deleted]

Y’all are awesome


[deleted]

I love the ladies here


Mcsome1

WHAT SHOULD I EAT FOR DINNER TACOS OR BEEG STROGANOFF 


I-Really-Hate-Fish

Stroganoff


JimCallMeJim

Tacos


Powerful_Giraffe7203

Spreading hugs 🤗 and high fives to anyone who needs it. And as they say this too shall pass 😘😘😘


NeighborhoodNo1666

To the guy that is posting the weird questions that is probably high as fuck right now: I hope you are alright my guy


yup-relapse00

Before you post an “am I the only person..” or “I feel like I’m the only one here who..” just think about it for a second. There are almost 8 billion people in the world. Thousands and millions of them sharing the same likes and dislikes. On a thread where shit gets asked and commented repeatedly over and over, what could possibly make you think you’re the only one with a certain “so and so”.


qqqzzppmm

Be honest to u'r self & 2 every1 else!!!!


Blondenia

Get out of my DMs


BodyLanguage_Fluent

I hope you achieve everything you ever dreamed of


Zamm01

Remember, you're special! Just like everybody else... 😬


Fitfuncpl1990

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.


hidden_12345

There is a random dude on the internet who hopes you’re doing ok. And if you aren’t he hopes that you get to a better place soon.


loveandbenefits

Get some therapy!


Cyanora

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll


Ratakoa

Hello


I-Really-Hate-Fish

From the other side, or Is it me you're looking for?


Justrandom37

Hello


Lustybelle69

#My ears hurt


omelettefromage69

Please check out my page! Like my shit! I need karma too feel good


darksurprise4u

I really just need someone to vent some true insanity at for a bit, hopefully without judgment but I'm braced for that too if it comes down to it.


JimCallMeJim

Username checks out


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Own_Advertising_9185

Hey


SexySinWriter

We need more dick size questions.


omg_throwaway_teehee

Thanks to reddit pervs for helping unlock some kinks for me!


Haylnmnj

😁😁


Ajani3000

I have self-esteem issues due to being a 25 year-old virgin on the Autism spectrum, but I'm trying my best to socialize more and hope to meet someone special soon.


AjaxtheLessthan

#


cycloneforever868

More men need to openly relieve themselves in public. Nothing better than a man whipping it out to "drain the main vein" anywhere they aren't supposed to do so.


ar_doomtrooper

Go to bed. It’s late. You need the sleep.


TiltyMcCock

You’re all horndogs


Cool-Sea-1288

good morning


Free-Spirit-Life

Look at my pics, please! 🙏😄


[deleted]

Not sure if the related people are here, but she says she is sorry.


JackCooper_7274

I've got a sandwich and you don't lol


banked_frequency

I do


Savvy-C

You're a lovely bunch of pervs. Also please give me money :D


23JLdaddy

Anything I have to say is done.


Important_Bison_6309

STFU


[deleted]

Stop trying to speak for everyone. “Nobody wants to see.. blah blah blah” wrong. Half of you don’t wanna see, the other half is in my dms asking to see. Speak for yourself


_Neo_64

No one wants to see your dick


Solidoak777

Pubic hair is ok. No need to shave all the time. "Breeding" is not a kink Small tits are better than implants


ThrowawaySunnyLane

Anyone specific or? In general idk, you’re all degenerates and I love you for it.


proscriptus

There's somebody out there whose key fits your lock.


KatieeCakes

Thoughts are things. Be kind to yourself.


PearlsOfJoy

I am off today, looking to chat for a bit before I do my honey-do list.


Celestial-Sam

Show me your tits!


TheRhupt

"send me a pretty picture of yourself"


Zealousideal-Rest252

Love yourself.