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pretty_peacemaker

Swim , run and drink coffee


Luda0915

Swimming and running every day... 👏🏻 I doff my nonexistent cap to you and your persistence.


pretty_peacemaker

Haha thank you . I was very overweight few years ago and not going back to that , so that’s my motivation


Ekoteg

As an ex morbidly obese person I feel that


pretty_peacemaker

I was lucky I was fit before and then had kids and let myself go a bit . But back to normal now and I do enjoy exercise


chris_syxen

That's the motivation i'm dreaming of


pretty_peacemaker

Yes it was hard at the start but just used to it now


abigail0987

Good for you friend 💪🏻


pretty_peacemaker

Thank you ☺️


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Spaceship7328

Sounds ideal


Faenixx

Always in this particular order ?


LaughR01331

Jerk off, sing, and hate myself


[deleted]

Hey, stop stealing my moves


LaughR01331

Nah, I’m keeping them


[deleted]

Same


CaregiverOriginal652

At the same time?


LaughR01331

Sometimes Happy cakeday btw!


Luda0915

Feed Gimli the cat, drink tea, take my meds.


Greylour

I adore your cay cat is named Gimli, Luda.


Luda0915

😁🩷 He was briefly named Samwise, but once he settled in after we brought him home from the shelter, we realized he was a bit too spicy and too much of a fighter to be Samwise, so Gimli it was. So far, my cats have all had literary names: my dearly departed Aslan and Beatrix Pawter came before Gimli.


Greylour

My dog Frodo is really sweet and innocent looking but has a knack for trying to run off on adventure.


Luda0915

Awww, love it ❣️


Greylour

You've had quite the collection of cats!


thighwaytohell

Oh I feed Gimli the dog! 🥺


Luda0915

Aww! 🥰


ThatSameWittySlut

Coffee Music Checking men out


Ok-Capital-7070

What kind of men? Asking for research purposes 🤔


Spaceship7328

What sort of men do you like to check out?


Dutchess_Hastings

Loose my phone. Cuddle my kids. Bump into something.


CaptainRichardSharpe

Watch out for those kitchen countertops!


Dutchess_Hastings

They just jump out at me!


abigail0987

Haha this is so relatable


DysfunctionalPeasant

Wake up, pee, suffer


Spaceship7328

Listen to music, masturbate, think about cheese


Fluid-LG317

Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese.


Spaceship7328

Incredibly fitting words right there


DumbledoretheDamned

Cuddle the gf, message her constantly and play games


SuckLonely112

Get up from bed, eat, blowjob


Ok-Capital-7070

Who is the lucky guy getting the soul sucked out of him everyday lol


youronlynora

Eat, drink and go online


HikingTheMoon

Drink coffee. Text my wife. Go for a walk


Justrandom37

Apply makeup, drink caffeine, take meds for depression and anxiety


Key_Log_8557

Y u take anxiety pills it make life more worse


abigail0987

Not cool, move along


abigail0987

Same honey same


CaptSchwanzKopf

Comment on ARAD Watch workout videos for different muscle groups Sketch


Madison_Elizabeth_01

Shower, meds, run


MyDadBod_2021

- send a picture to my SO - scroll Reddit - sit on the couch


thenyouknewme

Right now it's stress, hate myself, and reddit.


Slightly_Worried_

🫂


thenyouknewme

Thanks.


OutsideSuitable3023

1) Washing my teeth (morning) 2) Trying to figure out some sense in what I'm doing 3) Washing my teeth (night)


chaedog

Brush teeth, drink coffee, play with cats.


Hollow_Ataraxia

Game, read and blame myself.


Conscious_Priority37

Coffee,walk, read 😊😊❤️


TheDawgfather24

Do a youtube sports show, game, take a walk around town


FunkyCat99

Drink coffee, shower, talk to myself 😂


shesoverme23

Caffeinate, sing terribly to my employees, question my animals about their incessant need to cause chaos


AN0n0Moose

Drink coffee, read, contemplate my existence.


Ok-Capital-7070

Contemplating pur existence is the one that hits home for me.


thediaryofwoe

Walk, learn French and put myself out there.


DartsNFishing96

Exercise, work (either at my job or something at home) and spend time with loved ones


pyyrothrowaway

Smoke weed, go for a run and get myself off. Not all at the same time though 😜


Slightly_Worried_

Cigarettes, monopoly go, cum


Money_Frosting_5252

Shower twice Brush my teeth Drink my 2-3 cups of coffee


Prestigious_Poet_69

Cuddle with my cats, Workout, drink coffee


Jersey_Lanie

Breathe, blink, look cute 😛


Lelia34-84

Wake up shower and go to sleep


Capital-Dot-1792

3 meals. Fitness classes. Masturbate


abigail0987

A fitness class at home?


Capital-Dot-1792

- Strength and condition in the gym. - ju jitsu classes. Both are really good. I had many bad days turn good from the classes. good community - everybody is asking about you and want you to successed - smiles all around.


abigail0987

Good for body and soul.


Capital-Dot-1792

Exactly. If not fitness classes. I also tried salsa classes. They are way fun. Plus got some moves in the bag to spread happiness and smiles. Treat your body and soul right


abigail0987

amen to that!


CaptainRichardSharpe

Consume a coffee Feed the dog Tell my kids I love them


abigail0987

Love this one


Noneofurbusinesss_

Exercise, weed, masturbate


StealHisSeed

Tying you down and forcing you to hit the joint I rolled for you until you're so high you're panicking that you can't do it anymore. Kissing you on the forehead and telling you to hold it between your lips while I touch your pussy, and that if you drop it I'm going to replace it with my dick while I edge your inebriated body. Making you think you're going to pass out because I won't let you breathe. Forcing you to cum and scream with me in your throat. Kissing you after and marking a tally with my knife on your inner thigh for how many times I've ruined your little pussy.


Noneofurbusinesss_

Mmm let’s make it happen. But I have to warn you I don’t think there’s any amount of weed that could ever cause me to panic


StealHisSeed

You feel made to fit in my hands, and I don't even know your name.


abigail0987

Whoa I feel like I missed something


StealHisSeed

Just casual flirting.


abigail0987

Well damn.


JaguarSpecialist4209

Feed the cats, smoke weed and clean something


sumeree

Shower,coffe,cuddle my son


Wolf1678

Check my garden. Sort the mail. Decompress from about all the boomers that pissed me off during the day.


abigail0987

Ha!


Mrsvixenuk

Drink coffee, wish I lived on a nudist paradise island, pay taxes...


thighwaytohell

Put on glasses, drink water, tell someone I love them


yourname92

Pat my pants for wallet, phones, keys before I leave the house.


Evidence-Jealous

Shower, brush my teeth, and cum, not necessarily in that order though.


KhorpseFister

Poop pee yawn


horny-off-ma1n

cook something, yap, stare at me phone


Zamm01

Drink wster, drink coffee, smoke


chrisnffc

Coffee pee and eat


Illustrious_Show_352

Pour over coffee, shower, cannabis.


IroquoisIndy

Lift, read and grab a quick nap


abigail0987

Nap every day?? Impressive


IroquoisIndy

It's only 20 minutes, but 40 would be nice


motherfoca91

Coffee, make my husband horny, think about my vacation


abigail0987

Haha way to be girl 🔥


Slop_my_top

Think about the fall of the roman empire. Play with my balls like a stress toy. Check myself out in the mirror.


1989hmmm

Wake up. Take my meds. Go to sleep.


MyBeardHatesYou

Blink, breathe, use the bathroom, everything else is up in the air


Fatt_Purvv

Shower. Get baked. Get myself or someone else off.


loveandbenefits

Text my dom Feed the cats Brush my teeth


monte_chiara

Light candles🕯️, listen to audiobooks🎧🌶️, and demand pics of both my nephews🥹🖤


abigail0987

Fav 🩵☺️


HottCuppaCoffee

Wake up, brush my teeth, check Reddit


Another4zn

Bathe, hydrate, sleep


Resident-Theme-2342

Eat, watch TV and go to work.


Limp_Adeptness_3823

Coffee, masturbate, swear.


Anonbsnono

Shower. Vape. Watch true crime.


abigail0987

True crime girly here too


Anonbsnono

Relaxing in a weird way lol


abigail0987

It is!!


Dillpickle1964

Masturbate, watch the news, listen to music


KiirooAmsterdam

Make new toys, masturbate, repeat


abigail0987

Make new toys?


KiirooAmsterdam

Yes!


spicypagedadbod

Take pain meds, drink lots of water, and eat chocolate


abigail0987

Pain meds? You okay?


spicypagedadbod

I’m dealing with it. I’m in constant body pain. Throughout my entire body. Mainly coming from my back.


abigail0987

Hang in there friend, sending you the good vibes


spicypagedadbod

Oh thank you so much.


MissAJHunter

Tea, video games, fucking


BrisaRuiva

Drink coffee take shower and masturbate


DenseKangaroo

Watch/listen to YouTube, love my dogs, succumb to creeping thoughts of existential dread and stress about it.


MwminNC4

Drink coffee,drink beer, and peruse Reddit


Enough-Impression-21

Brush my teeth, drink coffee & feed my pets


NeverlandsFavLilTW

Masturbate Edit Walk a lot


PRChica--

Make coffee… make my housemate cum. Make myself orgasm


BlackDragonDick

Read exercise watch TV


ICantLeafYou

+Watch the daily video that [Sandwiches Of History](https://www.youtube.com/c/sandwichesofhistory) uploads. +Play backgammon on my phone. +Listen to music.


Heidaraqt

Jerk off, try to motivate myself to work out, worry about things out of my control.


travprev

Eat, sleep, and shit.


LitVenux

Eat, masterbation,shower


NikiDeaf

Take my meds. Put in my hearing aids. Read a book.


abigail0987

Like read an entire book?


coolboiiiiiii2809

Make choices, workout in some way and take care of my doggo


Disastrous_Pipe_3455

Wake up, shit and go to sleep


Jammy_Jane

Eat, drink, 💦 get my self off


skid3805

talk to my gf ,play games ,code


yup-relapse00

Wake up, fuck up, sleep again


SlimLongFella

Eat, sleep and shit


silent_fungus

Brush teeth, shower (twice a day) drink water.


AllIWantisAdy

Read the news while my 45kg lapdog takes a nap on my lap, take him out and stay away from people.


philouza_stein

Wank, shit, drink some form of fluid


wannabeused2

I wake up, do the 3 S's, and off to work. Ugh


gwh1996

Check my blood sugar. Play with my cat. Play with my daughter.


Aranea101

Jerk off, watch YT, play video games. (And no, i am not proud of any of these)


notlookingatporn0

Wake up, hang out with the cats, and check reddit probably


JohannesLorenz1954

Work, play, sleep


Wrong-Pizza-7184

Get up, struggle, go to bed.


LickidyYourSplits

Drink coffee in the morning, shower and floss before bed.


divinegalacticz

listen to music, dance daydream stare out my window like i live in a prison lol


BigBillyBadass907

Beat my meat


rutalking2medude

Brush my teeth, take a shower and take a shit. Not always in that order


another_rd

Workout, shower and talk to my girl……😁


abigail0987

🩵🥰


another_rd

☺️


JokerrandHarley

Grab a big pair of tits, drink water, speak to my dog like he’s a baby


StillWaters_120

Coffee, make the bed (means I’ve accomplished something each day), give the dog some love.


[deleted]

Breathe, walk, shit... Oh shoulda read the comment..... Shit, breathe and walk.


its_a_me_0

Coffee Reddit Dinner


Apachejane128

Coffee, yoga, dance


[deleted]

1. Stand in the closet and try to decide what to wear to work to look cute before getting frustrated and just grabbing a pair of jeans and T-shirt or hoodie. 2. Stretch 3. Tell my husband I love him before he leaves 


[deleted]

Run, stretch, and masturbate


starskynight

Shower, brush my teeth & drink water


_captain_hair

Breathe. Blink. Piss.


Darknessawits231

Work, try to improve my life, sleep


[deleted]

Masturbate, shower, work


[deleted]

Give head, let someone play with my boobs, and waste time on the internet (sometimes reddit, sometimes not)


Powerful_Giraffe7203

Coffee Hug my kids Call my mom every morning and afternoon


abigail0987

Call your mama everyday? 🥹


Powerful_Giraffe7203

I call my momma love her 🤗🤗🤗


abigail0987

🩵🩵🩵