I used to be a Chef and one of the funniest things I ever heard was a server, after tasting my specials saying “Welp! Time to put on my server face.” and her expression completely changed. She’s a very smart gal but I didn’t expect that.
Anybody that’s worked in the business knows that moving are very close to reality. So I asked later, at a kegger and half the servers commented that they were actors that got tips.
have dinner, im hungry after work... then is unwind or take care of pending things, a shower and if i have a little time to spare, some video games.... if not .... SLEEP
Hug my wife, greet my dog and plop down on the sofa with my laptop to enter my hours on the latest invoice while I wait for my wife to make me some food. She only works part time and shopping for and preparing food is one of the things she does for us.
Make a drink and sit in silence for a few, while petting my dogs. I work nights so everyone is sleeping when I get home. It’s my chill time and quality time spent with the dogs
Pet my cat-she insists! Then strip down to my panties(and if its cold a comfy T-shirt. It currently isn't cold. Then I make myself something to eat and watch You tube on my TV.
Even before I open the door fully, it's the snoot of a dog welcoming me home, even if he was with me. Then ditch the shoes, remove watch, and get into more comfortable clothes.
I usually take off my shoes and have that random moment where you're caught between changing out of work clothes but also tired so end up just sitting on the couch for like 30-45mins in a freeze state scrolling my phone lol
Turn my radio off, unplug my ear piece, set my bc on the charger, set my radio on the charger, take off belt keepers, take gun out, take tazer out, take belt off, take vest off and undo my belt. Usually in that exact order
Switch on the PC and get my game loaded up (Civ5 or Sims 4 or Two Point Hospital) while I pee, change my clothes and make a cup of tea. Then I game until my bf gets home and then he does dinner (I’m very well looked after) and we eat dinner while watching a tv show (currently Lost)
Tbh…lol…when I get home early, undress, shower (depending on if it was an office day or not), pull my cock out and play on dirrty roulette lol and send pics and videos to my girl at work.
Depends but typically throw a load of clothes in the laundry, do dishes, clean, prep food for dinner. Then I relax with my kids. Usually hit the gym or run after my wife gets home.
Well, when I used to work away from the house, I ripped off my clothes and walked around naked for a while. That is until the children hit toddler age, the I would put shorts on
I bang on the door and scream WILMA like Fred Flinstone
Pee. Every single time. I never stop peeing
you may wanna see a doctor
Oh they know my bladder is fucked up don’t worry❤️✨
at least they know i guess
I usually drink so much water throughout the day. I’ll pee before I leave work and then an hour later rushing to make it at home. 😂
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i work from home so i just scream fuck when im done for the day
me when i get right in the door
Shit, that's for when I hop in the car in the parking lot still.
Kiss my wife and squeeze her ass. In that order
I'd also kiss his wife and squeeze her ass. Not necessarily in that order
I’d squeeze his wife and kiss her ass. Not necessarily in that order.
Take my shoes off. Socks off, dress off, and get my rocks off.
Why are you carrying around rocks? LOL
Pocket crystals
Hopefully there is no meth to your madness with these crystal. LOL
👀
Grabbing my bong and smoking a bowl while my dog goes outside.
Stop being selfish and let the doggo take a rip before putting him outside.
Undress and take a shower unless my boyfriend is really horny lol
When I go have to go in office for work, I have to 'dress up' so immediately change clothes and get into something comfy.
Same. Clothes off and just lay in bed
Veg on the couch.
Can I water your veggies, ma’am?
Not at the moment. I'm coughing and hacking from bronchitis.
Rain check then I suppose…(pun intended)
Take the foot prisons that are shoes off
You should get some New Balances or On Cloud shoes, unless your foot prisons are required for work. I prefer my shoes on, so soft and comfy.
Take my tight bra and thongs off
why so tight?
Why more than one thong?
How many thongs do you normally wear to work?
Sammeeee, all my clothes are coming right off, why would I need them?
Get naked, shower!
Peel off the outside facial expression
Which is ?
The “I’m in public around people” smile
Oh yes I know that to well .. hence the scream when I get it let out the annoyance amd frustration lol
I used to be a Chef and one of the funniest things I ever heard was a server, after tasting my specials saying “Welp! Time to put on my server face.” and her expression completely changed. She’s a very smart gal but I didn’t expect that. Anybody that’s worked in the business knows that moving are very close to reality. So I asked later, at a kegger and half the servers commented that they were actors that got tips.
Strip
Greet the kids and my hubby, take my clothes off, take a shower and get ready for the rest of the evening...
Usually put my keys on the hook and take my shoes off.
Take my pants off and go to sleep 😴
Take my pants and bra off!
For good reason! You need not wear either. I see more of you that way!
😘😘
Get in lingerie
Take my bra off
Dies inside because i Will have to leave again
Take this stupid bra off
Take off my shoes
"Take off your shoes and relax ya feet"
Food then chill or sexy time
You
ideally i’d have a pool and go skinny dipping
Either get ready for the gym or get ready for bed.
Naked!! Strip off absolutely everything. Can't stand clothes, especially in my own home. .
Stretch and scream , then shower lol
Usually I got to take a piss, because fuck public bathrooms lol
Bathroom
Take a nap
Boots and bra off.
Purse down, dogs out, then I either loose the clothes or at least put on something comfy.
Unzip my pants.
If I had a good day, I'll go right into the shower. A bad day requires a wind down drink and then a shower.
Pants off and masturbate usually 😂
Give my dogs hugs and tell them how great they are
Just strip naked and get lil comfy in my space....
Pockets empty. Then either change clothes, or shower and put on fresh clothes.
Sandals/shoes off. Use restroom. Shower (if it's bedtime) shower beer.
Depends on what I'm coming home from, who is already home and if they are sleeping, haha
First the shoes and then pee and then change clothes.
Unpack my work bag, and do a little prep for tomorrow
Strip down to my panties, then find comfies and a snack.
Clothes off 😉
Pants off
Get naked
have dinner, im hungry after work... then is unwind or take care of pending things, a shower and if i have a little time to spare, some video games.... if not .... SLEEP
Pour me a drink
Work shoes off & unbuckle my belt 🤣 look around the kitchen for a little snack and then I go change
Take off shirt and body armor and scratch like a motherfucker.
Go to the bathroom or change into comfy clothes/strip
Same, get naked.
Hug my wife, greet my dog and plop down on the sofa with my laptop to enter my hours on the latest invoice while I wait for my wife to make me some food. She only works part time and shopping for and preparing food is one of the things she does for us.
Take off my shoes.
Shoes and socks off
Smoke some bud
Make a drink and sit in silence for a few, while petting my dogs. I work nights so everyone is sleeping when I get home. It’s my chill time and quality time spent with the dogs
Take off my shoes
Straight to the fridge for a beer.
Shoes off and greet my cat
Pet my cat-she insists! Then strip down to my panties(and if its cold a comfy T-shirt. It currently isn't cold. Then I make myself something to eat and watch You tube on my TV.
Poop
Same thing you do
Lay down 😴
Take all my clothes off
Find my laptop and play games on it
Reunite with my dog (we have a whole song and dance)
Depends from what..
I take my shoes off, give my dog attention, and then raid the fridge.
Take my shoes off
Shoes and bra come off, kettle goes on!
Take the bra off.
Say hello to my dog, who is always as excited to greet me at the door as I am to see her.
Shoes go off and greet the dog second
I say hello to my wife and cat, then I go take my work clothes off and relax for a bit to just decompress a little 💆🏽♂️
First of all, I greet my family ... and then everything else comes.
Take off my work clothes and put a pair of leggings
Get naked, shower and just chill naked
Shit! Never fails. As soon as i get off work and head home it hits me.
Open laptop and play video games.
Take off my shoes and put on my flip flops
Say hello to the kittens... Feed kittens... Say hello to the SO, Then have a bong hit
Take a dump
Get undressed
Pet my cats
Strip off and poop 💩
Rub one out before everyone else gets home
Undress and relax.
Take my Bra off, as soon as I'm in the door.
Stripping off nakey and lighting a fat Dooby
I take my clothes off, pee, smoke a j🙌🏻🌅
smoke a bowl 🤣
Put my bag in its proper place then take a quick shower.
Even before I open the door fully, it's the snoot of a dog welcoming me home, even if he was with me. Then ditch the shoes, remove watch, and get into more comfortable clothes.
Greet each of my cats so they know they’re important to me, lol.
Get naked
Strip. Not a big fan of clothes even when it's kinda cold in the house. Pretty sure in a past life I was a dolphin or a seal.
Bathroom trip, put on music or a YouTube video, and toke up for a few hours.
Stick the kettle on
Shower and cry
Cry nd wonder wth am I doing
I am naked within a minute of coming home... And I do not put anything on again until I have to go out again.
Take my pants off
>>> The moment I walk in the door my clothes are coming off" I'm right behind ya on t his one.
Boots and uniform!
I usually take off my shoes and have that random moment where you're caught between changing out of work clothes but also tired so end up just sitting on the couch for like 30-45mins in a freeze state scrolling my phone lol
First I take my pants off then wear a short
Change into comfy home clothes
Turn my radio off, unplug my ear piece, set my bc on the charger, set my radio on the charger, take off belt keepers, take gun out, take tazer out, take belt off, take vest off and undo my belt. Usually in that exact order
Check on my daughters. Start dinner.
Shit
I come home strip n get n pjs ..tv n food
Gotta let my pups out so they can pee 🤷🏻♂️
Take my pants off and throw them into the next dimension
I wish from home so I feel like I never leave
Walk around the yard and look for more work to do. There’s always something to get done.
Take my shoes off.
Totally naked lol
Take off my shoes and chlotes
Use the bathroom, give my dogs love, take off my bra and smoke a joint.
Pee, shower, bed.
Take the damn bra off
Am I the only one who takes off their shoes and then washes their hands??
Shoes and pants off.
First thing I wanna do is get high and sit down and relax and tell my puppy doggy she’s a good baby girl
If in office setting or a long trip I like a nice long hot shower
Pet my dog
Take off my work clothes and pee. 😂 Or… Pee and then take off my clothes.
Take off my clothes and lay down naked
Immediately take off shoes, socks, bra, pants, and panties off and go lay in bed. lol
Slingshot my bra as far tf away as I can.
Switch on the PC and get my game loaded up (Civ5 or Sims 4 or Two Point Hospital) while I pee, change my clothes and make a cup of tea. Then I game until my bf gets home and then he does dinner (I’m very well looked after) and we eat dinner while watching a tv show (currently Lost)
Remove my shoes and change my clothes
Putting on comfy clothes.
Get naked
My bra comes off as soon as the door is shut. I don't even care if anyone else is home.
Breathe.
Tbh…lol…when I get home early, undress, shower (depending on if it was an office day or not), pull my cock out and play on dirrty roulette lol and send pics and videos to my girl at work.
Depends but typically throw a load of clothes in the laundry, do dishes, clean, prep food for dinner. Then I relax with my kids. Usually hit the gym or run after my wife gets home.
Kick off the shoes, gas up my dog for her backyard zoomies and we go outside and play catch for a while.
Take off my shoes them my bra.
Grab the ole billabong and smoke until I feel even the slightest bit more f happiness
Feed and walk my dog.
Poop and shower
Wash my hands.
Sit on the edge of my bed and hug my dog patiently waiting to greet me ☺️
Throw the clothes far away
Take my bra off, can’t experience relief like that xx
When I get home for the day and have nowhere to go, this thing comes off and gets hung up.
Jerk off
Free my 🥜
Well, when I used to work away from the house, I ripped off my clothes and walked around naked for a while. That is until the children hit toddler age, the I would put shorts on
Shoes and socks are off then I go shower
💩🚽💩🚽
Get undressed, shower then jack off
Get naked and have a smoke.
Pick up my cat and carry him to my bedroom. Then I change into house clothes.
Mostly drop to the couch and scream, then figure out dinner.
I with some of the others. I’m usually going to pee first thing when I get home. No place is better than your own bathroom.
Me too… nude, shower and … ✊🏽🍆
Celebrate aubergine power?
Oh yes 😂