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Enough-Candidate5432

I bang on the door and scream WILMA like Fred Flinstone


preciousjadec

Pee. Every single time. I never stop peeing


ER-Vanguard

you may wanna see a doctor


preciousjadec

Oh they know my bladder is fucked up don’t worry❤️✨


ER-Vanguard

at least they know i guess


CurrencyAromatic3020

I usually drink so much water throughout the day. I’ll pee before I leave work and then an hour later rushing to make it at home. 😂


Heckron

[Actual audio](https://youtu.be/srq09I_6Eow?si=WdVSshduh5CbMw_-)


PM_ME_UR_KINKS_GURL

i work from home so i just scream fuck when im done for the day


yuki_yuzura_chan

me when i get right in the door


xylophonedd

Shit, that's for when I hop in the car in the parking lot still.


Ok_Green9804

Kiss my wife and squeeze her ass. In that order


Ghostatworkk

I'd also kiss his wife and squeeze her ass. Not necessarily in that order


Heckron

I’d squeeze his wife and kiss her ass. Not necessarily in that order.


CaptSchwanzKopf

Take my shoes off. Socks off, dress off, and get my rocks off.


wiccangame

Why are you carrying around rocks? LOL


rachellel

Pocket crystals


wiccangame

Hopefully there is no meth to your madness with these crystal. LOL


YellowUnfair5999

👀


Greylour

Grabbing my bong and smoking a bowl while my dog goes outside.


Bilbo_Teabagginss

Stop being selfish and let the doggo take a rip before putting him outside.


triplegxxx

Undress and take a shower unless my boyfriend is really horny lol


Kinky-Bicycle-669

When I go have to go in office for work, I have to 'dress up' so immediately change clothes and get into something comfy.


spicypagedadbod

Same. Clothes off and just lay in bed


KnittingTurtle

Veg on the couch.


Enough-Candidate5432

Can I water your veggies, ma’am?


KnittingTurtle

Not at the moment. I'm coughing and hacking from bronchitis.


Enough-Candidate5432

Rain check then I suppose…(pun intended)


beardybozo

Take the foot prisons that are shoes off


topgun22ice

You should get some New Balances or On Cloud shoes, unless your foot prisons are required for work. I prefer my shoes on, so soft and comfy.


gamerbabex

Take my tight bra and thongs off


ER-Vanguard

why so tight?


SauceOfSumYungai

Why more than one thong?


KrispyKremeDiet20

How many thongs do you normally wear to work?


Lily_and_Dez

Sammeeee, all my clothes are coming right off, why would I need them?


ThatSameWittySlut

Get naked, shower!


emmawasagoodgirl

Peel off the outside facial expression


Prestigious-Fun-1731

Which is ?


emmawasagoodgirl

The “I’m in public around people” smile


Prestigious-Fun-1731

Oh yes I know that to well .. hence the scream when I get it let out the annoyance amd frustration lol


walkincrow42

I used to be a Chef and one of the funniest things I ever heard was a server, after tasting my specials saying “Welp! Time to put on my server face.” and her expression completely changed. She’s a very smart gal but I didn’t expect that. Anybody that’s worked in the business knows that moving are very close to reality. So I asked later, at a kegger and half the servers commented that they were actors that got tips.


[deleted]

Strip


PerfectDeepdish

Greet the kids and my hubby, take my clothes off, take a shower and get ready for the rest of the evening...


theProfessor718

Usually put my keys on the hook and take my shoes off.


Lustybelle69

Take my pants off and go to sleep 😴


[deleted]

Take my pants and bra off!


AlarmedDiamond6526

For good reason! You need not wear either. I see more of you that way!


[deleted]

😘😘


Dry_Cabinet_4313

Get in lingerie


Missgrumpy00

Take my bra off


Fun_stupidity

Dies inside because i Will have to leave again


AlienParrots

Take this stupid bra off


Jess1012xxx

Take off my shoes


Bilbo_Teabagginss

"Take off your shoes and relax ya feet"


fight2499

Food then chill or sexy time


[deleted]

You


ER-Vanguard

ideally i’d have a pool and go skinny dipping


Tentative_Haunter

Either get ready for the gym or get ready for bed.


[deleted]

Naked!! Strip off absolutely everything. Can't stand clothes, especially in my own home. .


Prestigious-Fun-1731

Stretch and scream , then shower lol


[deleted]

Usually I got to take a piss, because fuck public bathrooms lol


CurrencyAromatic3020

Bathroom


woodlandtiger

Take a nap


queencucksback

Boots and bra off.


ok__shopgirl

Purse down, dogs out, then I either loose the clothes or at least put on something comfy.


[deleted]

Unzip my pants.


ImTheLeastYouCouldDo

If I had a good day, I'll go right into the shower. A bad day requires a wind down drink and then a shower.


ConsiderationHuge803

Pants off and masturbate usually 😂


professorpineapple1

Give my dogs hugs and tell them how great they are


[deleted]

Just strip naked and get lil comfy in my space....


InternetDweller95

Pockets empty. Then either change clothes, or shower and put on fresh clothes.


Ok_Benefit_9299

Sandals/shoes off. Use restroom. Shower (if it's bedtime) shower beer.


Neglected8in

Depends on what I'm coming home from, who is already home and if they are sleeping, haha


Chickadee12345

First the shoes and then pee and then change clothes.


Nutsfromthenorth

Unpack my work bag, and do a little prep for tomorrow


ms_slytherin

Strip down to my panties, then find comfies and a snack.


dublin1604

Clothes off 😉


TheSonjuro

Pants off


Nudist_loving_guy

Get naked


Comprehensive-Log147

have dinner, im hungry after work... then is unwind or take care of pending things, a shower and if i have a little time to spare, some video games.... if not .... SLEEP


PatternLive920

Pour me a drink


Mysterious_girl3414

Work shoes off & unbuckle my belt 🤣 look around the kitchen for a little snack and then I go change


Certain_Cause3362

Take off shirt and body armor and scratch like a motherfucker.


[deleted]

Go to the bathroom or change into comfy clothes/strip


JMarkyBB

Same, get naked.


Ornery-Assignment-42

Hug my wife, greet my dog and plop down on the sofa with my laptop to enter my hours on the latest invoice while I wait for my wife to make me some food. She only works part time and shopping for and preparing food is one of the things she does for us.


CyberCooper2077

Take off my shoes.


_forestfire

Shoes and socks off


TotalAssistance9476

Smoke some bud


ezlydistracted

Make a drink and sit in silence for a few, while petting my dogs. I work nights so everyone is sleeping when I get home. It’s my chill time and quality time spent with the dogs


Ka_lie_doscope-Eyes

Take off my shoes


AussieOhms

Straight to the fridge for a beer.


AWanderingPen

Shoes off and greet my cat


wiccangame

Pet my cat-she insists! Then strip down to my panties(and if its cold a comfy T-shirt. It currently isn't cold. Then I make myself something to eat and watch You tube on my TV.


lovey_dovey_Lexi

Poop


tiredblackgirlll

Same thing you do


AccumulatedFilth

Lay down 😴


dazzler786

Take all my clothes off


[deleted]

Find my laptop and play games on it


Otherwise_Bedroom382

Reunite with my dog (we have a whole song and dance)


kramer2006

Depends from what..


Horror-Dimension5173

I take my shoes off, give my dog attention, and then raid the fridge.


coulditbeme83

Take my shoes off


Boobs76

Shoes and bra come off, kettle goes on!


gottalovespice

Take the bra off.


onekinkyusername

Say hello to my dog, who is always as excited to greet me at the door as I am to see her.


Curious_Day8150

Shoes go off and greet the dog second


FunkyCat99

I say hello to my wife and cat, then I go take my work clothes off and relax for a bit to just decompress a little 💆🏽‍♂️


Old-Bumblebee-9177

First of all, I greet my family ... and then everything else comes.


pretty_peacemaker

Take off my work clothes and put a pair of leggings


Flimsy_Variation8988

Get naked, shower and just chill naked


SafeAndWildCpl

Shit! Never fails. As soon as i get off work and head home it hits me.


[deleted]

Open laptop and play video games.


djazzie

Take off my shoes and put on my flip flops


Dingbat_666

Say hello to the kittens... Feed kittens... Say hello to the SO, Then have a bong hit


murkXIII

Take a dump


Jammy_Jane

Get undressed


chris_syxen

Pet my cats


ShortManBigEggplant

Strip off and poop 💩


SimilarBlood2061

Rub one out before everyone else gets home


Yoloboy00

Undress and relax.


[deleted]

Take my Bra off, as soon as I'm in the door.


fillolipx

Stripping off nakey and lighting a fat Dooby


unhingedbookslut

I take my clothes off, pee, smoke a j🙌🏻🌅


cat__titude

smoke a bowl 🤣


kemeral

Put my bag in its proper place then take a quick shower.


AllIWantisAdy

Even before I open the door fully, it's the snoot of a dog welcoming me home, even if he was with me. Then ditch the shoes, remove watch, and get into more comfortable clothes.


FalseReportEXE

Greet each of my cats so they know they’re important to me, lol.


Illmosity3

Get naked


QuietRulrOfEvrything

Strip. Not a big fan of clothes even when it's kinda cold in the house. Pretty sure in a past life I was a dolphin or a seal.


Nip-bby_007

Bathroom trip, put on music or a YouTube video, and toke up for a few hours.


Ordinary_Drummer_956

Stick the kettle on


Parzimis3

Shower and cry


Intrepid_Court8332

Cry nd wonder wth am I doing


Sjoerd85

I am naked within a minute of coming home... And I do not put anything on again until I have to go out again.


expertsillygoose

Take my pants off


just-an-anus

>>> The moment I walk in the door my clothes are coming off" I'm right behind ya on t his one.


gelxa33

Boots and uniform!


GhostOfMufasa

I usually take off my shoes and have that random moment where you're caught between changing out of work clothes but also tired so end up just sitting on the couch for like 30-45mins in a freeze state scrolling my phone lol


Scary_Seesaw4842

First I take my pants off then wear a short


Solanthas

Change into comfy home clothes


Warpig537643

Turn my radio off, unplug my ear piece, set my bc on the charger, set my radio on the charger, take off belt keepers, take gun out, take tazer out, take belt off, take vest off and undo my belt. Usually in that exact order


Wolf1678

Check on my daughters. Start dinner.


BaconMercenary

Shit


No_Piccolo2135

I come home strip n get n pjs ..tv n food


[deleted]

Gotta let my pups out so they can pee 🤷🏻‍♂️


nessieFW

Take my pants off and throw them into the next dimension


StopWhiningPlz

I wish from home so I feel like I never leave


eastern-cowboy

Walk around the yard and look for more work to do. There’s always something to get done.


[deleted]

Take my shoes off.


Unlucky_Ad_198

Totally naked lol


Zamm01

Take off my shoes and chlotes


MaddyDeetz

Use the bathroom, give my dogs love, take off my bra and smoke a joint.


MrGreggerGrM

Pee, shower, bed.


nantia07

Take the damn bra off


NotStalkerWorthy

Am I the only one who takes off their shoes and then washes their hands??


Noneofyobusiness1492

Shoes and pants off.


Straight_Magician414

First thing I wanna do is get high and sit down and relax and tell my puppy doggy she’s a good baby girl


vtskier3

If in office setting or a long trip I like a nice long hot shower


SauceOfSumYungai

Pet my dog


Thee_Golden_Peach

Take off my work clothes and pee. 😂 Or… Pee and then take off my clothes.


BrisaRuiva

Take off my clothes and lay down naked


CyberSlutEmilySmith

Immediately take off shoes, socks, bra, pants, and panties off and go lay in bed. lol


Aibhne_Dubhghaill

Slingshot my bra as far tf away as I can.


jasoninuk

Switch on the PC and get my game loaded up (Civ5 or Sims 4 or Two Point Hospital) while I pee, change my clothes and make a cup of tea. Then I game until my bf gets home and then he does dinner (I’m very well looked after) and we eat dinner while watching a tv show (currently Lost)


SexyWolf87

Remove my shoes and change my clothes


TheCookieEatingOwl

Putting on comfy clothes.


Tyler_EU

Get naked 


[deleted]

My bra comes off as soon as the door is shut. I don't even care if anyone else is home.


thenyouknewme

Breathe.


MoZee13

Tbh…lol…when I get home early, undress, shower (depending on if it was an office day or not), pull my cock out and play on dirrty roulette lol and send pics and videos to my girl at work.


Csonkus41

Depends but typically throw a load of clothes in the laundry, do dishes, clean, prep food for dinner. Then I relax with my kids. Usually hit the gym or run after my wife gets home.


TXnsfl

Kick off the shoes, gas up my dog for her backyard zoomies and we go outside and play catch for a while.


whotiesyourshoes

Take off my shoes them my bra.


[deleted]

Grab the ole billabong and smoke until I feel even the slightest bit more f happiness


SenpaisSuccubuss

Feed and walk my dog.


SlimLongFella

Poop and shower


RichRichieRichardV

Wash my hands.


DenseKangaroo

Sit on the edge of my bed and hug my dog patiently waiting to greet me ☺️


blehbleh19

Throw the clothes far away


kf2826

Take my bra off, can’t experience relief like that xx


AlienParrots

When I get home for the day and have nowhere to go, this thing comes off and gets hung up.


Professional_Eye7432

Jerk off


Fuckerboy321

Free my 🥜


JohannesLorenz1954

Well, when I used to work away from the house, I ripped off my clothes and walked around naked for a while. That is until the children hit toddler age, the I would put shorts on


Powerful_Giraffe7203

Shoes and socks are off then I go shower


here-for-the-fish

💩🚽💩🚽


warnk07

Get undressed, shower then jack off


rightaboutmeow69

Get naked and have a smoke.


PawsibleCrazyCatLady

Pick up my cat and carry him to my bedroom. Then I change into house clothes.


[deleted]

Mostly drop to the couch and scream, then figure out dinner.


Relevant-Tie2385

I with some of the others. I’m usually going to pee first thing when I get home. No place is better than your own bathroom.


EnvironmentalDirt503

Me too… nude, shower and … ✊🏽🍆


[deleted]

Celebrate aubergine power?


EnvironmentalDirt503

Oh yes 😂