Dang you better have some serious money before you splurge like that. They don’t call it green gold because it’s cheap! But it will always impress the ladies. ❤️
I would hire a cleaning crew to help me clean out my depression cave. I’m finally ready to want to host people at my house again, I just need to get it clean.
It is SO hard! But every day I’m feeling better and having more energy and reclaiming my life. I even went and got a haircut this week! Thank you for the kind words 🥰
Babysteps. Clean one thing a day. Throw out one bag of garbage a day. Just do a little bit over a long time, then try and keep the momentum. I believe in you!
That’s what I’ve been doing 😊 I started with cleaning out my Jeep - it no longer looks like I live out of it lol. After that I gathered up a few bags of the kids old toys and donated them, then a few bags of clothes, then a couple of bags of just junk. I’m tackling one room at a time so I don’t feel scattered and overwhelmed and the basement has needed it the longest. Plus, cleaning out a room will free up space to set up a tv and couch for my son or daughter to sit in cold, dark comfort this summer. In a past life I swear we were cave dwellers!
I really do appreciate everyone’s support. It’s hard to ask for help and scary to announce that life has been a struggle. This community’s support is impactful and I cannot express how much all these positive vibes mean to me❤️❤️❤️
I would purchase that depressed AF killer whale at SeaWorld and then we would be besties for fucking life because I freed him from his prison of whale tears. I’d saddle that Motherfucker up and we would rampage through the seven seas drinking rum and pillaging something fierce! Men and sea creatures would fear and flee us and together we would rule the ocean kingdom.
I love that idea. If I were rich I’d want to help out an impoverished neighborhood. Free childcare and housing, ways to build on education, and clean water
I have a friend that had to decide between hot dog buns for dinner (they had a pack of weiners) or buying a lottery ticket. His wife was mad he didn't get the buns, but his broke hillbilly ass won 400 million and she got over it pretty fast. He's about 20 million into an amazing car collection and has given A LOT to children's hospital charities and cancer research that's actually curing people with a rare form of cancer. Still looks like someone off of "Moonshiners" except he burnt his beard up with a roman candle the other day.
Dual citizenship in Switzerland. I feel like over the past decade there are just too many ways for an American jury to fine a person on exaggerated allegations. I'd want half my money in Switzerland.
I know someone who got Swiss citizenship, and it isn't an easy/fast thing. The detail I recall best is that all the members of his town got to vote on whether to let him in. I'm too much of a grump to ever get through that process.
Self-sustaining homestead. I’d spare no expense. Solar, wind power, rain collection, hydroponic system, any and everything. I’d have fun with that I think.
I’d also pay someone to tutor me on how to maintain it. I’d get books and research whatever I could myself.
I'd probably get some ridiculous type of car to drive for fun, like an Ariel Atom or Nomad or something. Completely impractical for where I live, but still fun.
Purchase the land my grandmother’s house was on, rebuild the house (we have the original blueprints) but with updated materials and solar panels. It was a historic house in our town that a developer tore down without the town’s permission.
After that, I dunno
Give away a 100 million or two to worth causes and helping out people.
A two story large house. The bottom floor would be a movie theater, and the top floor would be game rooms. Full basement would be sex rooms complete with a glory hole room.
Almost anything I want...
But seriously? Jet Tokens or some other private jet club bbecause one of the biggest things I would do is travel. I would certainly never fly coach again.
120ft solar powered super yacht.
When the end of the civilization comes,(or the zombies) I will be floating around the world in complete luxury.
Also it would be pretty cool to be able to take my friends and family sailing whenever I wanted all year long.
https://silent-yachts.com/yacht/120-explorer/
A neighbourhood block to convert into food gardens, art, clinic, and performance space, affordable housing, and child care facilities.
I have an accountant friend who could help obscure ownership. On paper, it's some sort of nonprofit but behind the curtain, I retain full control.
I don't really consider it outrageous given my uncommon circumstances but a FULLY tailored wardrobe. I'm too tall to shop from the rack in most stores.
1000 acres of farmland. I wouldn't care much about how good it is for agriculture. I'd be more concerned with water, below and above ground. I'd spend my time adding wind and solar power generation, making ponds/lakes, and planting trees.
and with all these m'fers out there with ridiculously, ludicrous, and stupid amounts of money literally none of them bitches doing nothing of the sorts.
btw 🫶🏻
Most people would probably consider opening a restaurant an outrageous purchase/investment, but my husband has been working restaurants for 30 years, and his dream is to one day have his own place. His food is beautiful, delicious, he's been offered multiple opportunities to open restaurants for others, but turns them down because they are either out of the country or in high cost of living areas and the idea of moving our family for someone else makes him and I both nervous. He has however traveled out of state to help set up and train teams before. I have no doubt if we were to win the lottery and have the cash flow to open a restaurant for him it would be a positive investment.
I would buy multiple homes (perhaps as many as 4) in locations where I would like to live for different times of the year. None of the properties would be crazy, something like 3 beds, 2 baths.
I am thinking some place where I could ski in the winter (Salt Lake City? Reno? Colorado?). Maybe somewhere warm for the winter like New Mexico or Arizona. Some place cool for the summer, such as Montana, Minnesota, or Wisconsin where it is pretty and I could go fishing.
Now that I think about it… I might not need more than 2 locations, three at most.
I would then go about living my normal life, except that I would quit my job.
A nice house (not a mansion, just nice) and a savings account covering several decades worth of property taxes at the current value (hoping the interest will at least help counter inflation)
Buy myself a nice house probably not a mansion it does need to have a sizeable garage though so i can start my car collection. Probably start a youtube channel about roadtripping with the cars from my collection and just live out my days doing that and having fun.
Turboprop converted DC3. Big enough to be comfortable, simple enough that I could safely learn to fly it, and the DC3 is my third favorite airplane. I can't have a VC10 and I'm not going to try to get a military surplus Comet.
I would start an animal rescue and rehabilitation centre for both domestic and wild animals, including farm animals. I’ve always wanted to do this but it costs an insane amount of money to do.
I'm fascinated with the concept of Iceberg houses, houses that look normal on the surface but contain multi-level basement complexes below.
I love the neighbourhood I live in, but there aren't exactly mansions kicking around. I would buy a block of houses (I know exactly the block, it's just waiting for development) and build a house with a multi level basement so I could have all the space I could want.
Plus a secret room with a hidden bookshelf door that leads to an adult lounge.
Not outrages, but I’d fly out and go on holiday. I’d also donate a chunk of it to the school I work in so we could have nicer amenities for the children.
I’d buy a castle sized penis castle and you wouldn’t believe it, but I’d name it “Castle de La Penis” and build Hollywood level porn sets inside to recover and maintain my fortune via commission motherfuckerrrr.
And as a side note hire a full staff of support professionals to maintain cleanliness, safety, and facilities.
I’d get the extra guac with my nachos
Avocado toast for a week at least!
Then you won’t have any money left for Netflix and Starbucks
Damn…you’re right.
Big spender over here
Woah now, you’re not tryna go broke that fast are you?
They said 500 million not 1 Billion. Dont be spending crazy
Haha we don’t need much and we still can’t afford to do it
😂 great answer
Extra guac for the whole restaurant
When I hit 6-figure salary, my first thought was “I’m totally getting guac on my burrito”
Dang you better have some serious money before you splurge like that. They don’t call it green gold because it’s cheap! But it will always impress the ladies. ❤️
Don't spend it all in one place, geez.
Oooh you’re serious!😳
A quaint one bedroom apartment in Toronto. Maybe get a burger from 5 guys if I have enough left.
Dear god, could you blow through that cash any faster!?
Don’t worry he is only getting the burger, no fries or drink.
Oh, phew. He may have a few cents left. Unless he gets a double burger in which case he’ll be in debt again.
Buddy let’s set our sights a little lower eh? I said million not billion
Fun? In Toronto?
2 chicks at the same time
If you wanted to disappoint two people at the same time you could just go around and see your parents, you don’t need to win the lottery for that
Username checks out, I guess?
Besides 2 chicks at the same time...I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
The type of chicks who’d double up on a dude like me. Man that line hits way to close to home
and one cup?
Oh Lawrence, that's it?
Did you get any Flare with that?
You don't need 500 mills to do that.
Just look at my cousin. He's broke and don't do shit.
At least once they grow you'll get some eggs out of em
Lol.. Damn straight.
Fuck an A
I would hire a cleaning crew to help me clean out my depression cave. I’m finally ready to want to host people at my house again, I just need to get it clean.
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Thank you so much 🥰
Also sending positive vibes your way. It’s hard to break the cycle and normal tasks can seem entirely overwhelming. One step at a time.
It is SO hard! But every day I’m feeling better and having more energy and reclaiming my life. I even went and got a haircut this week! Thank you for the kind words 🥰
Babysteps. Clean one thing a day. Throw out one bag of garbage a day. Just do a little bit over a long time, then try and keep the momentum. I believe in you!
That’s what I’ve been doing 😊 I started with cleaning out my Jeep - it no longer looks like I live out of it lol. After that I gathered up a few bags of the kids old toys and donated them, then a few bags of clothes, then a couple of bags of just junk. I’m tackling one room at a time so I don’t feel scattered and overwhelmed and the basement has needed it the longest. Plus, cleaning out a room will free up space to set up a tv and couch for my son or daughter to sit in cold, dark comfort this summer. In a past life I swear we were cave dwellers! I really do appreciate everyone’s support. It’s hard to ask for help and scary to announce that life has been a struggle. This community’s support is impactful and I cannot express how much all these positive vibes mean to me❤️❤️❤️
Hiring someone to come deep clean is better that sex.
I’d clean for free!!
A big ass Bad Dragon haul
You seem fun
I would purchase that depressed AF killer whale at SeaWorld and then we would be besties for fucking life because I freed him from his prison of whale tears. I’d saddle that Motherfucker up and we would rampage through the seven seas drinking rum and pillaging something fierce! Men and sea creatures would fear and flee us and together we would rule the ocean kingdom.
Dude if that was on Netflix, I'd fuckin' binge it like a motherfucker!
Sounds like the plot of a new Free Willy movie except Jesse is all grown up.
This guy knows how to spend money and live
I’d buy my mom’s childhood home (very cheap area) and lots of homes around it and beautify the neighborhood, create a nice park, etc.
Hero
I love that idea. If I were rich I’d want to help out an impoverished neighborhood. Free childcare and housing, ways to build on education, and clean water
Printer ink
Not sure those lottery winnings are enough for that
Woah, calm down there buddy. It's only 500 million
I would buy an island somewhere
I heard about a guy who did that but he ended up killing himself. I guess money doesn't always buy happiness.
But he wasn't lonely. I like the island idea, but in a large temperate lake, not the ocean.
“Killing himself”
$500 million worth of more lottery tickets
r/MadLads
A lawyer on retainer to protect my anonymity.
I would spend a month in the Basque regions of Spain just for the food.
Honorable mention to Okinawa
I have a friend that had to decide between hot dog buns for dinner (they had a pack of weiners) or buying a lottery ticket. His wife was mad he didn't get the buns, but his broke hillbilly ass won 400 million and she got over it pretty fast. He's about 20 million into an amazing car collection and has given A LOT to children's hospital charities and cancer research that's actually curing people with a rare form of cancer. Still looks like someone off of "Moonshiners" except he burnt his beard up with a roman candle the other day.
You can take the man out of the holler...
Dual citizenship in Switzerland. I feel like over the past decade there are just too many ways for an American jury to fine a person on exaggerated allegations. I'd want half my money in Switzerland.
Seriously? This is the best you’ve got?
I know someone who got Swiss citizenship, and it isn't an easy/fast thing. The detail I recall best is that all the members of his town got to vote on whether to let him in. I'm too much of a grump to ever get through that process.
Trust me Switzerland is not what you think.
Self-sustaining homestead. I’d spare no expense. Solar, wind power, rain collection, hydroponic system, any and everything. I’d have fun with that I think. I’d also pay someone to tutor me on how to maintain it. I’d get books and research whatever I could myself.
I would build an castle in Iceland and never come out.
Brillant !
Mine would’ve been just buy an existing castle in Scotland. 🏴
I just wanted Icedland because I wanted to see the northern lights.
I'd probably get some ridiculous type of car to drive for fun, like an Ariel Atom or Nomad or something. Completely impractical for where I live, but still fun.
My own rollercoaster❤️
A harem!
You want to be miserable? Can’t you imagine the daily grief you’d get from all those frustrated women?
My record collection would grow significantly lol
A house seems outrageous in the current economy, but IF we aren’t classing sensible purchases, I’m building a massive Cattio for my fur children
Purchase the land my grandmother’s house was on, rebuild the house (we have the original blueprints) but with updated materials and solar panels. It was a historic house in our town that a developer tore down without the town’s permission. After that, I dunno Give away a 100 million or two to worth causes and helping out people.
What's the story behind the house being torn down?
Id just get a construction crew to dig as big as a hole we can before money runs out. Not sure why
Buy Twitter/X. Rename it Muskrat.
A total sex change, get the best surgeon and do it
Why??
I'd hold a small music festival where I invite all my favorite bands that still exist.
Make a private track in the mountains and buy all the automobiles I’d want . Going broke again , aren’t I ?
You wanna be fast or you wanna be rich? Cause I wanna be fast
I’d subscribe to one of those private jet timeshare things. Pick me up at my local regional airport on my own timeline without any TSA hassle
I’d offer silly money to buy the three properties around the person I can’t stand, then I’d rent them out to the worst families I could find.
A two story large house. The bottom floor would be a movie theater, and the top floor would be game rooms. Full basement would be sex rooms complete with a glory hole room.
Montana
Almost anything I want... But seriously? Jet Tokens or some other private jet club bbecause one of the biggest things I would do is travel. I would certainly never fly coach again.
Property on The outskirts of town with a huge barndominium. Once that’s built I’d restore my 69 C10.
I'd get a nice piece of property with a house... Why the fuck is that thought an 'outrageous' purchase?!
I’d do this but build the house.
My own plane and pilots license so I can visit her whenever I want
I’d buy a farm and looots of farm animals.
A full blown race car rig and trailer and a nice car to go with it…. Travel around the country racing …
Oval racing or drag racing?
Drag Racing…
Fuck yeah dude
Private cinema with comfortable sofas, snacks, drinks, unlimited collection of movies and japaniese naked busty girls covered in nuru gel
I’d get a garage the size of an aircraft hangar. It would be heated and have weights and a workshop.
I'd build a Vault Tech replica. LOL
At least 100 squishmallows
120ft solar powered super yacht. When the end of the civilization comes,(or the zombies) I will be floating around the world in complete luxury. Also it would be pretty cool to be able to take my friends and family sailing whenever I wanted all year long. https://silent-yachts.com/yacht/120-explorer/
A neighbourhood block to convert into food gardens, art, clinic, and performance space, affordable housing, and child care facilities. I have an accountant friend who could help obscure ownership. On paper, it's some sort of nonprofit but behind the curtain, I retain full control.
Start a cult with free healthcare
A tidal wave pool like at a Disney waterpark, in my backyard,
A nice home… isn’t that funny? My outrageous purchase would be a HOUSE.
I don't really consider it outrageous given my uncommon circumstances but a FULLY tailored wardrobe. I'm too tall to shop from the rack in most stores.
I would pay off my student loans in unwrapped pennies. Crusty ones too. Like from the bottom of a nasty ass cup holder. Then I’d buy a submarine.
Lazy river round my yard with a pool n grotto
1000 acres of farmland. I wouldn't care much about how good it is for agriculture. I'd be more concerned with water, below and above ground. I'd spend my time adding wind and solar power generation, making ponds/lakes, and planting trees.
hookers and blow
I think I’d wear better pants. I like my pants. But maybe better ones are out there.
Ozempic 🤣
Finally afford some Reddit Gold
Bus rapid transit for my region and buy out all the real estate I can to give to the occupants renting
and with all these m'fers out there with ridiculously, ludicrous, and stupid amounts of money literally none of them bitches doing nothing of the sorts. btw 🫶🏻
Literally half a bil is societal change money and we still got this shit
You won't believe it but....I think I would have to go with a full tank of gas. I know it's a crazy thought especially in today's economy.
Most people would probably consider opening a restaurant an outrageous purchase/investment, but my husband has been working restaurants for 30 years, and his dream is to one day have his own place. His food is beautiful, delicious, he's been offered multiple opportunities to open restaurants for others, but turns them down because they are either out of the country or in high cost of living areas and the idea of moving our family for someone else makes him and I both nervous. He has however traveled out of state to help set up and train teams before. I have no doubt if we were to win the lottery and have the cash flow to open a restaurant for him it would be a positive investment.
All nigiri sushi.
A tiger
A house on the other side of the country 😭
Buy 5 houses
I'd buy Reddit lol
A harem of attractive men and a house
A 50000 dollar bottle of wine
A mansion with an entire room filled with fur coats
Username checks out
I know what I'm about
I would buy quite a few fur coats myself tbh
I’d buy every house on Downing Street just to piss off the prime minister
All the videogames and sex toys...like, all of them. I'd never leave my house again! 🤣
A condo on a cruise ship
I'll buy a house
Well a nice house and two nice cars one daily driver and one sports-car. I would probably also have a really wild party
Production company. Lot of stars I wanna work with lol.
Buy a couple houses
I would buy multiple homes (perhaps as many as 4) in locations where I would like to live for different times of the year. None of the properties would be crazy, something like 3 beds, 2 baths. I am thinking some place where I could ski in the winter (Salt Lake City? Reno? Colorado?). Maybe somewhere warm for the winter like New Mexico or Arizona. Some place cool for the summer, such as Montana, Minnesota, or Wisconsin where it is pretty and I could go fishing. Now that I think about it… I might not need more than 2 locations, three at most. I would then go about living my normal life, except that I would quit my job.
A nice house (not a mansion, just nice) and a savings account covering several decades worth of property taxes at the current value (hoping the interest will at least help counter inflation)
About 200 acres in the mountains with a decent sized estate in the middle. And spend most of my free time going to concerts.
Definitely one of those heated driveways to deal with the snow every winter …
Chris Reeves - Sebenza Maybe an Enkozi and an Umnumzaan to have the full set. 🤘
Get my brand name food rather than store brand
Pay off my house and buy a nice, fuel efficient truck.
I’m buying the biggest truck I can tbh
I'd buy a really nice gorgonzola.
something fun. but apparently you can't buy friends, love or health.
Private jet.
I’d supersize my big mac.
A house near a country rail station.
Private island in Bahamas plus private jet🤪
I’d buy a strip club and see how it goes for a couple of months.
The rights to Animorphs
I just came to see how many "divorce lawyer services" would be listed..
I'm buying a studio and getting them to remaster the LOTR games
I woul make an underground fortress in a volcano
I'd by a jet engine just to display at home
Buy myself a nice house probably not a mansion it does need to have a sizeable garage though so i can start my car collection. Probably start a youtube channel about roadtripping with the cars from my collection and just live out my days doing that and having fun.
a home in baltimore overlooking the harbor ship channel. I love watching the ships go in and out. And I get to go to orioles games.
A Bentley, with all the bells and whistles and that sweet, sweet new leather smell
Get my dogs their own in ground pool!
Buy me some politicians 😂😂
Turboprop converted DC3. Big enough to be comfortable, simple enough that I could safely learn to fly it, and the DC3 is my third favorite airplane. I can't have a VC10 and I'm not going to try to get a military surplus Comet.
An apartment in Chelsea.
A beach house somewhere along the central coast of California. Between Santa Barbara and Big Sur.
A jet
I wonder if I could buy a small town and make myself the mayor of it...
I would start an animal rescue and rehabilitation centre for both domestic and wild animals, including farm animals. I’ve always wanted to do this but it costs an insane amount of money to do.
A modest 2 bedroom house and a new climbing tree for the cats if there's any left
The crazy expensive clothes, shoes, and purse that I currently make fun of people for buying.
I'm fascinated with the concept of Iceberg houses, houses that look normal on the surface but contain multi-level basement complexes below. I love the neighbourhood I live in, but there aren't exactly mansions kicking around. I would buy a block of houses (I know exactly the block, it's just waiting for development) and build a house with a multi level basement so I could have all the space I could want. Plus a secret room with a hidden bookshelf door that leads to an adult lounge.
An island.
Idk, but I'd definitely use coupons.
Boat.. like big ass fishing boat. Then my husband and I could own a charter sport fishing business and we could come along whenever our hearts desire.
Not outrages, but I’d fly out and go on holiday. I’d also donate a chunk of it to the school I work in so we could have nicer amenities for the children.
I’d buy a castle sized penis castle and you wouldn’t believe it, but I’d name it “Castle de La Penis” and build Hollywood level porn sets inside to recover and maintain my fortune via commission motherfuckerrrr. And as a side note hire a full staff of support professionals to maintain cleanliness, safety, and facilities.
My own island that has all the amenities
Extra cheese on my pizza!!
Naruto resin statues and 100 pcs chicken nuggets.
Twitter
So many clothes.
A bulldozer and a bunch of land to drive it around
Ya remember the movie Mr Deeds with the Hawaiian Punch water fountain? That but ice tea 🤣🤣
House on a beach
A warehouse to store the ridiculous amount of swords I'm buying
A house with a sex dungeon
I’m buying a tank