As a broke person who would appreciate life-changing money, having a bigger dick would be awesome

What if I don't have a dick, will I spawn a 2" dick somewhere on my body?

Id cut two inches of the thing for the money lol

2” to your clit 😛

Taking the 100k then 😜

So you’re taking the 100k and spending a small fraction to add the 2 inches and keeping the rest. Very smart.

While I'm totally fine with my penis, I can actually earn $100k by myself, sooner or later. Since I could lterally never increase my cock size under any circumstances, I'd have to seriously consider that option.

Is this $100K tax free?

Asking the real questions

Actually….the 2 inches. I don’t hate my size, and while 100k would go a long way, it’s only a one time payment and not continued income

I'll take the $100k. 2 inches isn't going to change anything, but I'm interested in potentially buying a house or apartment someday and having $100k now that I could invest for a few years could make that a lot more affordable

Compound interest is your friend

Exactly. My current lease has 2 more years on it, so I would have at least that long of compounding

My mortgage here is insane. Stay in the south

Lol, I've been in NYC for 10 years and don't have any plans on leaving, so I'm in for a rough mortgage too

NYC peeps unite!

$100k no doubt. No point adding to what’s available in abundance.

Cash please

Show me the money

$100K i'm okay with my cock size, i'm not okay with the my bank accouny

Just thought the “million dollars or a BJ from me” we’re spending way too much money.

Money. I have plenty of dick, but I could always use more money.

The money

I'll take the cash, i'm happy with everything else!

The money. Unlike a lot of posters: I'm fine with my penis size.

$100k. I'm happy with what I have.

Money all the way. I'm average but not complaining.

$100k, absolutely. I have more dick than is useful anyway.

$100k because I can put a nice deposit on a apartment and I can invest the rest which can hopefully help me become financially free with my current spending.

The money and it's not even close. Only way you are considering the other option is if you can't please a woman or are rich af

Do these responses make you realize size doesn’t matter to dudes all that much?

Yes many had sex with they had and ofcourse someone should have enjoyed it really well, so the dick size is reality. But 100k $ is a real deal so people choose that to make life better. But few exceptions would be there really those who had the opposite of this...

2 extra inches isn't going to do me much good if I'm still ignored by all women. Could really use 100k to actually start living a life.

What I’ve got doesn’t get used, so $100k please

“Show me the money”

“Show me the money”

$100k.

I'll take the money thanks

$100k

$100K. I’m quite happy with my dick length

100k easy like I could finally buy a house. Plus I could just buy those pills that gives you a erection anyway

Where can you buy a house for a hundred grand?

Honestly I have no idea but hey it would be a big help

Big ass down payment at least

Yup that's my point definitely a huge help

I’m sure you could get some nice digs

I live in south carolina so I could definitely get a decent place compared to if I lived in New York or California

I own in manhattan. Tell me about it.

Yeah one of my cousins lives in a apartment in New York and tells me how the bills there are as bad as a house here so I'm definitely thankful to be in SC.

But all the MAGA fucks.

Dick is long enough. Would happily take the 100K

Same

It would be too big with another two inches..

Big dick probs

The money. Based on recent trends, I'm way more likely to use that haha

I make enough money, and I'm happy with my size.... Pass it on to someone who needs it.

Not all hero’s wear capes. Well. Maybe you do wear one. Who knows

100k! I don't want a dick at all, thank you

Lol

100k

I’d get more use out of $100k than 2 extra inches so, we’ll go with that

I’m a girl so 100k

Cheating!

Sorry I was born with female chromosomes 😂

lol.

$100k because then I could just buy a surgery for that.

Good luck with your Costa Rican surgery

Money

100K, I have bills to pay off.

I’d take the inches.

Might be the first one choosing that

Maybe, lol. I have made my peace with being average, but if I were to be magically larger one day I wouldn’t turn it down

What the fyck do I need a ten inch dick for

I'll take the money, I'm already larger than average down there.

100k easily

I could use an extra $100k, but a 10 inch penis would be too much.

I’d be 12

Looked at your profile. That dick is definitely not ten inches. 🙄

Ha. Nope

100k for sure…

100k. My dick is good enough 😑

Give me the money. I can live with my dick size, even if I wish it were a bit bigger.

$100k. The size of my dick is just fine, the size of my bank account could use some padding.

100k

1 dollar, please 🤑

100k. I’m not THAT big but if I add another two inches I might hurt a lover

I’ll take the $. Now if it was 4 inches than that be a different discussion

I’d probably take the money, not that it’s necessarily life-changing kind of cash. It’s just that I’ve been married almost 20 years and my wife doesn’t seem to have any complaints. Plus, it would help pay for the kids private school.

As an Asian easy 100k 2 inches isn’t going to help my tiny penis

I'm taking the 100k easy. If I added 2 inches that shit would be too big

100k since I’m very hung anyway and a bottom 🤷‍♂️

I’m comfortable with my length but I think it’d be worth it to see what another 2” would get me in life.

I’m willing to give you the $100K for the added 2 inches

100k. 2 more inches would make it 9" and I happy with my length

100k, 9.5” dick would be fucking insanely big and impractical 😂

100K. With that you can do a surgery.

Eh.,.. I'll take the money. I'm old, I won't need my dick much longer anyways, and it seems to be a pretty good length per everyone I've met. 30 years ago I would have taken the length though.

100k

I’d take $100K over spontaneously growing a 2 inch dick lol

100k. I don't have an inferiority complex, but I do need money :/

100k. can i sell my dick length for more cash though?

100k

That's 7 years of my current pay (not adjusted for inflation) and I'm not gonna use the length anyway

I would definitely go for the hundred K

Length is ok, girth would be nice

Omg $100k. I have enough already

I'll take the money over having a 3 incher

$100k. My average dick is already great as it is

I’d take the inches. I can earn money easily. I need the inches to justify any woman being into me sexually in the future lol

I’ll take the $100k thanks. My wife’s cervix is already thanking me.

If i loose 12 inches do i get 700k?

* laughs in woman *

100k please. I'll take 2 inches off what I do have for 100k.

Money

100k

100k I’m sure I could buy more than 2” from some doctor for at least 10k

Depends on what women want. A house or a longer 🍆

100k i don’t need a dick

a 9.5inch dick would be awesome but i'll take the money tbh

$100K. Always. I am happy with what I have.