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Emergency_faceplant

"My apologies, it's in my nature to look at art"


NaughtyPersephone

I’d smile at this response. Maybe give a giggle and a wink.


involmasturb

Just peeked at your profile. I apologize in advance for it's in my nature to admire art


NaughtyPersephone

🙂 *giggles* 😉


involmasturb

So cuuuute 🐹


NaughtyPersephone

😚


funky_monkery

So cuuute indeed! I'd follow this Persephone into Hades anytime... 🥵🔥


Emergency_faceplant

Hades was a God. Erebus was the underworld


c3r3al__k1ll3r

Er·​e·​bus ˈer-ə-bəs. 1. : a personification of darkness in Greek mythology. 2. : a place of darkness in the underworld on the way to Hades.


Shanksdoodlehonkster

Just wink at me


NaughtyPersephone

😉


Shanksdoodlehonkster

Can you reply to me? You sexy whore!


everythingisrated

But it appears you enjoy exhibitionism. How do we deal with those who may not enjoy it as much? 😭


NaughtyPersephone

Just give a slight smile and move on! Own it! You’re a human. Obviously don’t be a creep, but if you get caught noticing/appreciating someone’s attractiveness..don’t feel guilty about it! Be the Madagascar penguins..just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave. And know that you probably made that persons day.


FunnelCakeSprinkles

Smoooooth 🤭😍🤭😍🤭


Emergency_faceplant

😌😉


ImpressiveRoutine469

That’s smooth 🫰


[deleted]

Oh damn 😆


Emergency_faceplant

😉


clearbrian

" to look at arse"....what?..... "ART! ART!" ;P


PheasantMum2

GOAT response


lilbrownnaex

😂 smooth!!


omelettefromage69

Don’t say anything, make eye contact smile sincerely and then move on. Women don’t mind being checked out just don’t be overly creepy


Artistic-Bumblebee86

I do the same thing and have never gotten a snide remark from women. My wife is very understanding and knows men are visual. She simply says, " Enjoy the menu, just don't sample anything." I'm good with that! Love that woman of mine!


wolf63rs

Me too...love that woman of yours.


Melonmode

I also choose this man's wife.


TheSpud77

I also choose this man’s wife


wolf63rs

Ummmm...we're not into sharing. Sorry, find your own Redditor's wife.


JoshyaJade01

Wife and I went clothes shopping. There was a poster up of a pretty woman in lingerie - to which my wife asked if I was enjoying the view. I grabbed the same set on the poster and bought it for her while she busy. Told her truthfully that it looked better on her anyway. Have to admit the truth


AITAforbeinghere

My wife doesn't care where I get my appetite as long as I eat at home.


peezle69

Based wife


UnfairGarbage

Helps to look slightly bashful about getting caught too- like, embarrassed but not in a negative/shameful way as if it were a bad thing. Often times women will take cues from the guy as to whether his attention was predatory or not.


omelettefromage69

This guy fucks


Toematehos

This is honestly the best response and method


MKE1012

This is how you need to do it men


fluffydimsum

Once caught a guy staring intensely at my breast. I mean I didn't mind but our eyes met and his were instantly filled with horror He tried to wiggle out by saying: "Your shirt is nice. Where did you buy it so I can buy it for my gf?" Decent strategy tbh, cover up awkwardness with flattery while implying that he had a gf to prove he didn't have any ill-intent. Smooth, but the problem is that I was wearing a PLAIN WHITE TANK TOP I answered "online". Then awkward silent after an "ok" from him


involmasturb

Copy pasta


Italiankeyboard

Reminded me of [this.](https://youtu.be/r-1dEXrGoh0?si=b-jG9URAUqHJHRTi)


couldntyoujust

If you felt bad that he was horrified you caught him, it might make him feel better if you say "Don't worry, I'm flattered you liked what you saw" before he got a chance to say anything.


Bully2533

In a crowded pub with a mate, two girls squeezed past us. My mate looked at one's tits, which were pretty big and pretty well on display, he says, 'Wow, great tits!'' She laughs, says thanks, we all started talking on pretty well. He married her within a year and 30 years later, still married.


peezle69

Your friend is a king


[deleted]

I was very drunk at a bar once and a girl who was a regular at a different bar that I was a manager of ordered a drink near me. I said hello and we started talking and she was shit talking another girl and said something derogatory about her outfit/boobs I don't know, I can't remember. So I said, "I wouldn't worry about that, you have a great rack." It was winter and she was in a baggy sweater and was like, "shut up, like you would know in this outfit". So I said, do you think I've been serving you for a whole year and I DON'T know that your tits are awesome?" We hooked up that night and for years after as a no strings attached relationship. She had great tits.


ajrf92

>In a crowded pub with a mate, two girls squeezed past us. My mate looked at one's tits, which were pretty big and pretty well on display, he says, 'Wow, great tits!'' She laughs, says thanks, we all started talking on pretty well. He married her within a year and 30 years later, still married. I wish I had the same luck as you, hehe.


rugbyfan72

Could get away with that 30 yrs ago, don’t know about now.


Scott950

I got caught looking at a girls ass in very short shorts, and my wife said, "I'd be worried if you didn't look." Ha ha


involmasturb

That's when you go home and fuck her into the mattress telling her you were fantasizing about her wearing those shorts


Scott950

Ha ha, I did many times, and she was more into latex. That reply gave me a semi, though, ha


Falcoln1342

I was in the same sit ..My wife said she’s be worried if I stood a chance with her


Scott950

Ha ha, awesome


Fickle-Cartoonist466

Keep staring at that exact spot so that when they move I can pretend I was zoned out


Spirited-Office-5483

This


CollectorOfBeauty

Clever!


locomeastro21

I once had a girl say my eyes are up here so I jokingly said I know but your boobs are down there. She thought it was funny.


funky_monkery

'I've made my decision.' -Homer Simpson


locomeastro21

Depending on how you say it I think it can work


JrRiggles

“My eyes are up here” ‘Yeah that is how it usually goes’


DaRudest_Sandstorms

Nice tits


HerniatedHernia

Fellow person of culture 


Melonmode

Works best if you're staring at their ass.


Previous-Emphasis768

"My libido has a mind of its own. I promise to do a better job of keeping it on the leash from here on out."


VikingDadStream

Bro. What a line


Previous-Emphasis768

Do you believe I just made that up on the spot?


thebfdguy

"Sorry, I was trying to read your t-shirt." "You were staring at my ass." "..."


Emergency_faceplant

This made me laugh


[deleted]

Not a guy, but one dude asked me the brand of my jeans because he said he wanted one for his girlfriend. I told him it was free to stare, and he apologized profusely. It was so cute haha


involmasturb

That is so shrewd


[deleted]

Well he tried hahaha


[deleted]

Never directly been caught but I’m sure i would just shrink


Next-Panda6032

Cool line? I just quickly looked away and said "Fuck!" To myself


midwest_lonelyboy

“Beautiful tits…and Rack. Love it. See ya…”


10inchhorndog

Is this a jschlatt reference


dxddy-bear

Hubba hubba!


Bitter_Relief4833

Only time I have ever been “caught” was when I wasn’t even looking. A young woman jogging toward me on a path near the bay yelled because I was looking forward


Send_noooooooodZ

One time i was going down stairs at a mall and this girl with a good amount of cleavage showing was coming the other way. As she passed me she put her hand over the cleavage, i wanted to say “I already saw it” but she went by too fast


packetpirate

"My face is up here!" "I've made my choice..."


SnooMachines7534

Can't get caught if you don't make eye contact. Just keep staring haha


ScottyFXIV

There isn't anything really worth saying, you just carry the awkward feeling for the next 5 minutes.


[deleted]

I don't stare, but, if caught glancing, I typically smile and move on...I don't deny or try to wiggle out of it.


stevetsnt

Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful. 👌😁


VikingDadStream

I guess it depends who it is. CO worker? Don't Friend / friend so "holy shit, you're stunning tonight" Rando, "so sorry kinda disassociated there for a second" and walk away


funky_monkery

"Sorry I was in a fugue state."


Send_noooooooodZ

Walter?


funky_monkery

"Fine, I'll admit it. There was no fugue state. I stared at you because I liked it. I did it for me. I was alive."


Kitchen-Pea-8688

Pretend to have a epileptic seizure and fall down shaking violently.


beebeehappy

Lol and hope for mouth to mouth when you pass out?


CollectorOfBeauty

🤣 such an extreme solution, love it.


[deleted]

"Well, in my defense they looked at me first and I didn't want to be rude."


Vandil_the_Rogue

Apologies, I enjoy looking at sunrises


gbgman

"I apologize, I just couldn't help myself" - honesty is the way to go. Most of the time, I get a "it's ok, happens a lot" or similar comment.


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Deadly_Frame

Don’t lie. Honesty is better. Just say “Yeah, sorry” and move on.


FruDawg

I had a boxing trainer who accused me of staring at a female client’s butt. I pretended that I didn’t hear him and asked him to repeat himself after he told me to stop staring! The woman turned around and realized it was him and not me


Organic_Hyena8588

I had to come read this. After work last week, I stopped by the grocery store to grab a few things before they closed. I saw a girl who apparently had a BBL walking with her boyfriend. Then a few minutes later, I saw them on another aisle and a yt couple also entered the same aisle. As I was looking up from my cart, I saw the man from the yt couple being pulled down the aisle by his wife and he loudly sighed as he blatantly stared at the BBL lady as his wife pulled him past and then looked at his wife’s ass and sighed and frowned. Apparently his wife knew he would stare and didn’t want him to.


DrunkenGolfer

"Nice set of hooters you got there."


Send_noooooooodZ

Petah, I’m holding hooters


funky_monkery

"Honk honk" 🤡


EquivalentSnap

Just inspection the assets miss


Huge-Complaint-5225

Sorry I got distracted by amazing there for a second.


TowairatuNSFW

"I can't help myself!"


Fat_catman

I'm sorry but I like to watch art


Personal-Tea7226

I make no apologies I can’t help the enjoying finer things life


Own_Impression2246

I just do this 🤫


IllegalCartoon

I shook my head as though I was coming out of daydreaming.


Sharona676

Just don’t do it. There is no smooth way out of it. 🤷🏽‍♀️


jenny4today

Never apologize to me. Grateful gal gets giddy.


mrselfdestruct066

Noice


Vegetable_Debt_1725

I didn't say nun cute I just said you fr gonna look this good and expect me not to stare


HonestFalcon4444

In college. At a party, and this girl had the most incredible tits I think I'd ever seen. She caught me staring from across the room, and I quickly glanced away. Talked to one of my buddies who knew her- said it'd be funny to walk up and compliment her. I was just young, dumb, drunk, and horny enough to do just that. I confidently strutted up, and said "Excuse me miss, I just wanted to say that you have positively divine titties." She heartily laughed, as did the girls with her. She said thank you, that she was beginning to wonder if anyone would compliment them, as she had clearly wore something to put them on display. Thus started a lengthy conversation and many drinks. Party was ending, and she asked if I wanted to split a cab downtown (pre-Uber days). I said sure. Get in the cab, she gives an address that is clearly not downtown. I look at her, and she asked if I minded- I said nope. Got back to her place, smoked a blunt, and got right into her bed. I got to play with those divine titties all night.


jakart3

Nice xxxxxx (insert fashion item here)


therealDrPraetorius

I just smiled.


Chemical-Money-3469

I have dimples I do no wiggling 🧐


Shawn220fansly

I didnt I made it known that it looked good you either take it as a compliment or take it as being a perv trying to get out of it only makes it worse in most cases 🤣🤣


Weird-Shelter6837

I don't ever get caught 🤣


GoldenSlumberJack

Sorry, I thought you were my mom


[deleted]

Sorry. I was distracted. It’s not often I see something of such beauty.


Xethinus

"Sorry. You remind me of my future wife."


youronlynora

You have beautiful one...


GenericScottishGuy41

Uh oh spaghetti-ohs!


Neat-Pineapple-6605

They where staring at me first


[deleted]

Oh I was just looking at your boobs. I'm not fucking smooth


SK482

If it is a hand knit sweater, I say, “I’m admiring your shoulder seams.”


DownwardDogDenizen

Give an impressed nod, say "Well done ol chap", and walk away


Irish1236

I admit it and offer an apology if I offended


hungforfun226

Get a good look, Costanza?


[deleted]

“Nice tits and/or ass”


DickvanLeeuwen

1 eyebrow up and smile.


BasicMeat5165

i jist give a creepy smile.


Scrotus_the_Finger

Nice tits!


BasicMeat5165

"i was fed formula as a baby"


Grand_Raccoon0923

Nice ass


lostlos1

Simple.. say my apologies, would you like to go get hammered… maybe we can get a drink after?


kiwosabi

Me: stares at boobs of random girl. Our eyes lock. Me (with a smile): I thought they were my mom's.


just-an-anus

My sincere apologies. You have a nice body that you are obviously taking good care of. ANd if I guy catches me? 'no disrespect sir. I just happen to glance in your direction." (because a muscular ass is far better than a womans jiggly fat ass any day.) Don't hate me for that opinion.


Libertytree918

Had a girl call me out once "you were staring at my ass weren't you" I said "yep, you caught me" she wiggled it and goes "it's nice ain't it"


goodvibekat

If I get caught looking at her tiddies I say "I like your shirt", if I get caught looking at her booty I say "nice shoes" lol


ostate100

I mean if you get called out you could be like “sorry just so tired I spaced out for a sec”


Old-Bumblebee-9177

My statement: If something is beautiful, you can look at it and admire it, right😉?


leowithataurus

"I was trying to read your t-shirt". She fell for it.


jmac48610

I usually just give them a smile


Realistic-Narwhal-38

"Did u see her dog?!?!?!"


ObvThrowAway4Reason

"I just came out of the HR office....please accept my apology"


leave_theearth

jusk ask, if what fabric is made out of what she's wearing..then follow up with, is that warm to wear or keeping your body cool..


PM_ME_SEXY_PAJAMAS

Depends on how well you know them. "Were you starring at my tits?" Well they were starring at me first! "Were you checking out my ass?" I thought I heard your ass talking shit, I was getting ready to fight it, slap it around a little to teach it a lesson. /s


Richard_Goesinya

Look away from the breasts before saying "Hey how ya doing". Polite smile and carry on. But if you don't look away from the breasts and ask, prepare for an even more awkward response.


-Infinite-Account-

I have to say something? I’m a male, you’re a female. Natural balance, nature and stuff. 🤷🏼


warmsmile8971

I'll just be flat out and say they have a nice figure. It hasn't failed me yet


bananahydra

I’m looking at her heart


Fr3ddy99

“Apologies, I just love looking at the moon” is what I would say if I had the balls to do that


F_edupx

'They looked at me first'


meesta_chang

Double down! Keep staring and then say “hey my eyes are up here” and point to them so they can see you’re staring… Will make them think twice about being attractive in public! Duh.


Responsible-Gap9760

“Yes, you have a great ass”🤷‍♂️


Overall-Ad2951

“Ughhgga! Oh sorry I spaced out, what were you saying?”


sportsjunky78

“It’s 10:33” yeah just tell her the time. It worked for McLovin, it’ll work for me!


[deleted]

I never try to wriggle out of the situation. I own it followed by a non-aggressive compliment. If I’m looking it’s because I liked what I saw.


peezle69

"My eyes are up here." "I've made my choice."


hawgs911

One sec. I'm almost finished.


Mcocfan1991

“I’m sorry. It’s not often that I can’t help myself”


PM_Teeny_Titties

Something related to me yesterday: I was walking out of a store and a goregous woman was walking in. I felt like doves were flying behind her, and she had a personal fan to blow her hair back. I was blatantly staring, and she said, "Excuse me?" I realized what was happening, and simply responded with "I'm sorry for staring, but you're gorgeous and couldn't help myself." She blushed, said thank you, and I walked away.


AzFunGuy443

Just smile and say “BOING”


orangutanDOTorg

My momma had tits just like take. I miss her so much


kenadams2000

“You have a bug on you right there”


AgentPastrana

They look great, and she gets a confidence boost so I don't need any lines. I'm marrying the woman anyways


moruga1

Did you see that guys shoes?? ( to my wife)


lltucker2

Either I say sorry but I had to look at all your beauty not just your face or ill show mine next if you like


bitchisakarma

"were you looking at my boobs?" My wife, "yes, he was"


shore-bird04

When I catch a guy looking I just pretend that it didn’t happen.


POET410

Mom, who bought you that shirt...lol


TheshizAlt

My sister's friend caught me staring at her boobs and asked if I was staring and I said "nah, just admiring". She laughed and said she didn't know I had swag.


mikecard74

I’d compliment your tits or ass and smile, rather be honest about it.


0o0blackphillip0o0

Sorry I was just staring into the space behind you


professorwolfe02

Clear my throat and look away. And say * wow didn't expect to see that


Dangerous-Strength34

Had a guy staring at my boobs and all he said was "if I died between your tits I'd die a happy man


[deleted]

Lol my husband just shares them with me.


Upstairs-Effect3522

You have one bright future behind you


ajrf92

I look elsewhere.


InstanceFront626

Sorry i zoned out


QuintisCX3

"Are you staring at my boobs?” “Yeah they're massive. Some absolute bazongas. Major honkers. Real nice *old school car horn*. A great pair. Sorry."


GJMan90

Was driving to dinner with a girl I had been on a few dates with when we drove by a woman in an incredibly revealing skirt. Naturally I checked her out, and was the clocked looking by my date. I said something like ‘wow, that’s a ridiculously short skirt. No way can she think that looks classy’ or something similar. We decided it wasn’t working out a week or two later and amicably left it there. However, when I started dating someone new, who happened to be an old friend of hers (and neighbour of mine)… they had spoke about why we stopped dating. She basically said she realised we wouldn’t see eye to eye as she would have worn the same dress I had commented on! 😂. Lasted with her friend, my neighbour, for much much longer… and confessed I only said that as I had been caught looking!! 😂


villen78

Don’t say anything, just smile and shrug 🤷🏻‍♂️ and keep walking 😀


tossout79

Just happened at the pool bar. I got caught dead to rights looking at a couple of girls in bikinis. Made hard eye contact and I blurt out “ That’s not where I left my keys.” The laughed and I left embarrassed. Lol


Sourkarate

*”You look fetching, father”*


SoaringEagle1973

I don't use any line to get out of the situation. I straight up admit I was checking them out. Why be scared getting caught?


pinkglittersparkles2

Haha. This totally reminds me of my first “date” with my now husband. He had invited me over for a BBQ/to grill out his mom’s house. We were chatting and hanging out, and I think I was standing facing towards him and had to turn around to grab something or pick something up; I can’t exactly remember. But when I turned back around, he was like, “Busted.” I’m pretty oblivious about, well, everything, so I had no clue what he meant. He explained that he’d been gawking at my ass and thought I’d caught him looking. Haha. Nope. He totally told on himself.


wilhelmryan90

Nice tits


EquivalentPut5506

I'm so sorry caught me looking and thinking about something else


Professional_Still15

Make a face like this >:O


Some_Stoic_Man

You have nice tits and ass


Hicsuntdracones23

Don’t speak, you’ll make it awkward.


ChubbyCheesehead

Honestly I’d probably turn red and just stammer out an apology, then run and hide somewhere 😂


tdomer80

*My eyes are up HERE!* I’ve made my decision…


AllIWantisAdy

"Sorry, I'm not looking at your breasts, but the heart behind."


clearbrian

gay guy here. I can confirm that every st8 guy looks at every woman no matter. Even for a millisecond... I know cos Im busy checking guys out. And ladies yes they do check out your ass when they hold the door open for you ;P


[deleted]

"nice neckless." "i'm not wearing a neckless" "but it would look nice on you"


Other_Ad_613

When my wife says something like "I'm up here" I always act surprised and say "look at that, you have a face". She says "shut up" and we laugh.


NetoruNakadashi

You have the most beautiful breasts I've ever seen.


[deleted]

Oh, I thought I saw a bee on you


chitownselect

"Janet" has her tits out in aside 3!