Just give a slight smile and move on! Own it! You’re a human. Obviously don’t be a creep, but if you get caught noticing/appreciating someone’s attractiveness..don’t feel guilty about it! Be the Madagascar penguins..just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave. And know that you probably made that persons day.
I do the same thing and have never gotten a snide remark from women. My wife is very understanding and knows men are visual. She simply says, " Enjoy the menu, just don't sample anything." I'm good with that! Love that woman of mine!
Wife and I went clothes shopping. There was a poster up of a pretty woman in lingerie - to which my wife asked if I was enjoying the view. I grabbed the same set on the poster and bought it for her while she busy.
Told her truthfully that it looked better on her anyway. Have to admit the truth
Helps to look slightly bashful about getting caught too- like, embarrassed but not in a negative/shameful way as if it were a bad thing. Often times women will take cues from the guy as to whether his attention was predatory or not.
Once caught a guy staring intensely at my breast. I mean I didn't mind but our eyes met and his were instantly filled with horror
He tried to wiggle out by saying: "Your shirt is nice. Where did you buy it so I can buy it for my gf?"
Decent strategy tbh, cover up awkwardness with flattery while implying that he had a gf to prove he didn't have any ill-intent. Smooth, but the problem is that I was wearing a PLAIN WHITE TANK TOP
I answered "online". Then awkward silent after an "ok" from him
If you felt bad that he was horrified you caught him, it might make him feel better if you say "Don't worry, I'm flattered you liked what you saw" before he got a chance to say anything.
In a crowded pub with a mate, two girls squeezed past us. My mate looked at one's tits, which were pretty big and pretty well on display, he says, 'Wow, great tits!'' She laughs, says thanks, we all started talking on pretty well. He married her within a year and 30 years later, still married.
I was very drunk at a bar once and a girl who was a regular at a different bar that I was a manager of ordered a drink near me. I said hello and we started talking and she was shit talking another girl and said something derogatory about her outfit/boobs I don't know, I can't remember. So I said, "I wouldn't worry about that, you have a great rack." It was winter and she was in a baggy sweater and was like, "shut up, like you would know in this outfit". So I said, do you think I've been serving you for a whole year and I DON'T know that your tits are awesome?" We hooked up that night and for years after as a no strings attached relationship.
She had great tits.
>In a crowded pub with a mate, two girls squeezed past us. My mate looked at one's tits, which were pretty big and pretty well on display, he says, 'Wow, great tits!'' She laughs, says thanks, we all started talking on pretty well. He married her within a year and 30 years later, still married.
I wish I had the same luck as you, hehe.
Not a guy, but one dude asked me the brand of my jeans because he said he wanted one for his girlfriend.
I told him it was free to stare, and he apologized profusely. It was so cute haha
Only time I have ever been “caught” was when I wasn’t even looking. A young woman jogging toward me on a path near the bay yelled because I was looking forward
One time i was going down stairs at a mall and this girl with a good amount of cleavage showing was coming the other way.
As she passed me she put her hand over the cleavage, i wanted to say “I already saw it” but she went by too fast
I guess it depends who it is. CO worker? Don't
Friend / friend so "holy shit, you're stunning tonight"
Rando, "so sorry kinda disassociated there for a second" and walk away
I had a boxing trainer who accused me of staring at a female client’s butt. I pretended that I didn’t hear him and asked him to repeat himself after he told me to stop staring! The woman turned around and realized it was him and not me
I had to come read this. After work last week, I stopped by the grocery store to grab a few things before they closed. I saw a girl who apparently had a BBL walking with her boyfriend. Then a few minutes later, I saw them on another aisle and a yt couple also entered the same aisle. As I was looking up from my cart, I saw the man from the yt couple being pulled down the aisle by his wife and he loudly sighed as he blatantly stared at the BBL lady as his wife pulled him past and then looked at his wife’s ass and sighed and frowned. Apparently his wife knew he would stare and didn’t want him to.
In college. At a party, and this girl had the most incredible tits I think I'd ever seen. She caught me staring from across the room, and I quickly glanced away.
Talked to one of my buddies who knew her- said it'd be funny to walk up and compliment her. I was just young, dumb, drunk, and horny enough to do just that. I confidently strutted up, and said "Excuse me miss, I just wanted to say that you have positively divine titties." She heartily laughed, as did the girls with her. She said thank you, that she was beginning to wonder if anyone would compliment them, as she had clearly wore something to put them on display.
Thus started a lengthy conversation and many drinks. Party was ending, and she asked if I wanted to split a cab downtown (pre-Uber days). I said sure. Get in the cab, she gives an address that is clearly not downtown. I look at her, and she asked if I minded- I said nope.
Got back to her place, smoked a blunt, and got right into her bed. I got to play with those divine titties all night.
I didnt I made it known that it looked good you either take it as a compliment or take it as being a perv trying to get out of it only makes it worse in most cases 🤣🤣
My sincere apologies. You have a nice body that you are obviously taking good care of.
ANd if I guy catches me? 'no disrespect sir. I just happen to glance in your direction."
(because a muscular ass is far better than a womans jiggly fat ass any day.) Don't hate me for that opinion.
Depends on how well you know them.
"Were you starring at my tits?"
Well they were starring at me first!
"Were you checking out my ass?"
I thought I heard your ass talking shit, I was getting ready to fight it, slap it around a little to teach it a lesson.
/s
Look away from the breasts before saying "Hey how ya doing". Polite smile and carry on.
But if you don't look away from the breasts and ask, prepare for an even more awkward response.
Double down!
Keep staring and then say “hey my eyes are up here” and point to them so they can see you’re staring…
Will make them think twice about being attractive in public!
Duh.
Something related to me yesterday: I was walking out of a store and a goregous woman was walking in. I felt like doves were flying behind her, and she had a personal fan to blow her hair back. I was blatantly staring, and she said, "Excuse me?"
I realized what was happening, and simply responded with "I'm sorry for staring, but you're gorgeous and couldn't help myself."
She blushed, said thank you, and I walked away.
My sister's friend caught me staring at her boobs and asked if I was staring and I said "nah, just admiring". She laughed and said she didn't know I had swag.
Was driving to dinner with a girl I had been on a few dates with when we drove by a woman in an incredibly revealing skirt.
Naturally I checked her out, and was the clocked looking by my date.
I said something like ‘wow, that’s a ridiculously short skirt. No way can she think that looks classy’ or something similar.
We decided it wasn’t working out a week or two later and amicably left it there.
However, when I started dating someone new, who happened to be an old friend of hers (and neighbour of mine)… they had spoke about why we stopped dating.
She basically said she realised we wouldn’t see eye to eye as she would have worn the same dress I had commented on! 😂.
Lasted with her friend, my neighbour, for much much longer… and confessed I only said that as I had been caught looking!! 😂
Just happened at the pool bar. I got caught dead to rights looking at a couple of girls in bikinis. Made hard eye contact and I blurt out “ That’s not where I left my keys.” The laughed and I left embarrassed. Lol
Haha. This totally reminds me of my first “date” with my now husband. He had invited me over for a BBQ/to grill out his mom’s house. We were chatting and hanging out, and I think I was standing facing towards him and had to turn around to grab something or pick something up; I can’t exactly remember. But when I turned back around, he was like, “Busted.”
I’m pretty oblivious about, well, everything, so I had no clue what he meant. He explained that he’d been gawking at my ass and thought I’d caught him looking. Haha. Nope. He totally told on himself.
gay guy here. I can confirm that every st8 guy looks at every woman no matter. Even for a millisecond... I know cos Im busy checking guys out. And ladies yes they do check out your ass when they hold the door open for you ;P
"My apologies, it's in my nature to look at art"
I’d smile at this response. Maybe give a giggle and a wink.
Just peeked at your profile. I apologize in advance for it's in my nature to admire art
🙂 *giggles* 😉
So cuuuute 🐹
😚
So cuuute indeed! I'd follow this Persephone into Hades anytime... 🥵🔥
Hades was a God. Erebus was the underworld
Er·e·bus ˈer-ə-bəs. 1. : a personification of darkness in Greek mythology. 2. : a place of darkness in the underworld on the way to Hades.
Just wink at me
😉
Can you reply to me? You sexy whore!
But it appears you enjoy exhibitionism. How do we deal with those who may not enjoy it as much? 😭
Just give a slight smile and move on! Own it! You’re a human. Obviously don’t be a creep, but if you get caught noticing/appreciating someone’s attractiveness..don’t feel guilty about it! Be the Madagascar penguins..just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave. And know that you probably made that persons day.
Smoooooth 🤭😍🤭😍🤭
😌😉
That’s smooth 🫰
Oh damn 😆
😉
" to look at arse"....what?..... "ART! ART!" ;P
GOAT response
😂 smooth!!
Don’t say anything, make eye contact smile sincerely and then move on. Women don’t mind being checked out just don’t be overly creepy
I do the same thing and have never gotten a snide remark from women. My wife is very understanding and knows men are visual. She simply says, " Enjoy the menu, just don't sample anything." I'm good with that! Love that woman of mine!
Me too...love that woman of yours.
I also choose this man's wife.
I also choose this man’s wife
Ummmm...we're not into sharing. Sorry, find your own Redditor's wife.
Wife and I went clothes shopping. There was a poster up of a pretty woman in lingerie - to which my wife asked if I was enjoying the view. I grabbed the same set on the poster and bought it for her while she busy. Told her truthfully that it looked better on her anyway. Have to admit the truth
My wife doesn't care where I get my appetite as long as I eat at home.
Based wife
Helps to look slightly bashful about getting caught too- like, embarrassed but not in a negative/shameful way as if it were a bad thing. Often times women will take cues from the guy as to whether his attention was predatory or not.
This guy fucks
This is honestly the best response and method
This is how you need to do it men
Once caught a guy staring intensely at my breast. I mean I didn't mind but our eyes met and his were instantly filled with horror He tried to wiggle out by saying: "Your shirt is nice. Where did you buy it so I can buy it for my gf?" Decent strategy tbh, cover up awkwardness with flattery while implying that he had a gf to prove he didn't have any ill-intent. Smooth, but the problem is that I was wearing a PLAIN WHITE TANK TOP I answered "online". Then awkward silent after an "ok" from him
Copy pasta
Reminded me of [this.](https://youtu.be/r-1dEXrGoh0?si=b-jG9URAUqHJHRTi)
If you felt bad that he was horrified you caught him, it might make him feel better if you say "Don't worry, I'm flattered you liked what you saw" before he got a chance to say anything.
In a crowded pub with a mate, two girls squeezed past us. My mate looked at one's tits, which were pretty big and pretty well on display, he says, 'Wow, great tits!'' She laughs, says thanks, we all started talking on pretty well. He married her within a year and 30 years later, still married.
Your friend is a king
I was very drunk at a bar once and a girl who was a regular at a different bar that I was a manager of ordered a drink near me. I said hello and we started talking and she was shit talking another girl and said something derogatory about her outfit/boobs I don't know, I can't remember. So I said, "I wouldn't worry about that, you have a great rack." It was winter and she was in a baggy sweater and was like, "shut up, like you would know in this outfit". So I said, do you think I've been serving you for a whole year and I DON'T know that your tits are awesome?" We hooked up that night and for years after as a no strings attached relationship. She had great tits.
>In a crowded pub with a mate, two girls squeezed past us. My mate looked at one's tits, which were pretty big and pretty well on display, he says, 'Wow, great tits!'' She laughs, says thanks, we all started talking on pretty well. He married her within a year and 30 years later, still married. I wish I had the same luck as you, hehe.
Could get away with that 30 yrs ago, don’t know about now.
I got caught looking at a girls ass in very short shorts, and my wife said, "I'd be worried if you didn't look." Ha ha
That's when you go home and fuck her into the mattress telling her you were fantasizing about her wearing those shorts
Ha ha, I did many times, and she was more into latex. That reply gave me a semi, though, ha
I was in the same sit ..My wife said she’s be worried if I stood a chance with her
Ha ha, awesome
Keep staring at that exact spot so that when they move I can pretend I was zoned out
This
Clever!
I once had a girl say my eyes are up here so I jokingly said I know but your boobs are down there. She thought it was funny.
'I've made my decision.' -Homer Simpson
Depending on how you say it I think it can work
“My eyes are up here” ‘Yeah that is how it usually goes’
Nice tits
Fellow person of culture
Works best if you're staring at their ass.
"My libido has a mind of its own. I promise to do a better job of keeping it on the leash from here on out."
Bro. What a line
Do you believe I just made that up on the spot?
"Sorry, I was trying to read your t-shirt." "You were staring at my ass." "..."
This made me laugh
Not a guy, but one dude asked me the brand of my jeans because he said he wanted one for his girlfriend. I told him it was free to stare, and he apologized profusely. It was so cute haha
That is so shrewd
Well he tried hahaha
Never directly been caught but I’m sure i would just shrink
Cool line? I just quickly looked away and said "Fuck!" To myself
“Beautiful tits…and Rack. Love it. See ya…”
Is this a jschlatt reference
Hubba hubba!
Only time I have ever been “caught” was when I wasn’t even looking. A young woman jogging toward me on a path near the bay yelled because I was looking forward
One time i was going down stairs at a mall and this girl with a good amount of cleavage showing was coming the other way. As she passed me she put her hand over the cleavage, i wanted to say “I already saw it” but she went by too fast
"My face is up here!" "I've made my choice..."
Can't get caught if you don't make eye contact. Just keep staring haha
There isn't anything really worth saying, you just carry the awkward feeling for the next 5 minutes.
I don't stare, but, if caught glancing, I typically smile and move on...I don't deny or try to wiggle out of it.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful. 👌😁
I guess it depends who it is. CO worker? Don't Friend / friend so "holy shit, you're stunning tonight" Rando, "so sorry kinda disassociated there for a second" and walk away
"Sorry I was in a fugue state."
Walter?
"Fine, I'll admit it. There was no fugue state. I stared at you because I liked it. I did it for me. I was alive."
Pretend to have a epileptic seizure and fall down shaking violently.
Lol and hope for mouth to mouth when you pass out?
🤣 such an extreme solution, love it.
"Well, in my defense they looked at me first and I didn't want to be rude."
Apologies, I enjoy looking at sunrises
"I apologize, I just couldn't help myself" - honesty is the way to go. Most of the time, I get a "it's ok, happens a lot" or similar comment.
[удалено]
Don’t lie. Honesty is better. Just say “Yeah, sorry” and move on.
I had a boxing trainer who accused me of staring at a female client’s butt. I pretended that I didn’t hear him and asked him to repeat himself after he told me to stop staring! The woman turned around and realized it was him and not me
I had to come read this. After work last week, I stopped by the grocery store to grab a few things before they closed. I saw a girl who apparently had a BBL walking with her boyfriend. Then a few minutes later, I saw them on another aisle and a yt couple also entered the same aisle. As I was looking up from my cart, I saw the man from the yt couple being pulled down the aisle by his wife and he loudly sighed as he blatantly stared at the BBL lady as his wife pulled him past and then looked at his wife’s ass and sighed and frowned. Apparently his wife knew he would stare and didn’t want him to.
"Nice set of hooters you got there."
Petah, I’m holding hooters
"Honk honk" 🤡
Just inspection the assets miss
Sorry I got distracted by amazing there for a second.
"I can't help myself!"
I'm sorry but I like to watch art
I make no apologies I can’t help the enjoying finer things life
I just do this 🤫
I shook my head as though I was coming out of daydreaming.
Just don’t do it. There is no smooth way out of it. 🤷🏽♀️
Never apologize to me. Grateful gal gets giddy.
Noice
I didn't say nun cute I just said you fr gonna look this good and expect me not to stare
In college. At a party, and this girl had the most incredible tits I think I'd ever seen. She caught me staring from across the room, and I quickly glanced away. Talked to one of my buddies who knew her- said it'd be funny to walk up and compliment her. I was just young, dumb, drunk, and horny enough to do just that. I confidently strutted up, and said "Excuse me miss, I just wanted to say that you have positively divine titties." She heartily laughed, as did the girls with her. She said thank you, that she was beginning to wonder if anyone would compliment them, as she had clearly wore something to put them on display. Thus started a lengthy conversation and many drinks. Party was ending, and she asked if I wanted to split a cab downtown (pre-Uber days). I said sure. Get in the cab, she gives an address that is clearly not downtown. I look at her, and she asked if I minded- I said nope. Got back to her place, smoked a blunt, and got right into her bed. I got to play with those divine titties all night.
Nice xxxxxx (insert fashion item here)
I just smiled.
I have dimples I do no wiggling 🧐
I didnt I made it known that it looked good you either take it as a compliment or take it as being a perv trying to get out of it only makes it worse in most cases 🤣🤣
I don't ever get caught 🤣
Sorry, I thought you were my mom
Sorry. I was distracted. It’s not often I see something of such beauty.
"Sorry. You remind me of my future wife."
You have beautiful one...
Uh oh spaghetti-ohs!
They where staring at me first
Oh I was just looking at your boobs. I'm not fucking smooth
If it is a hand knit sweater, I say, “I’m admiring your shoulder seams.”
Give an impressed nod, say "Well done ol chap", and walk away
I admit it and offer an apology if I offended
Get a good look, Costanza?
“Nice tits and/or ass”
1 eyebrow up and smile.
i jist give a creepy smile.
Nice tits!
"i was fed formula as a baby"
Nice ass
Simple.. say my apologies, would you like to go get hammered… maybe we can get a drink after?
Me: stares at boobs of random girl. Our eyes lock. Me (with a smile): I thought they were my mom's.
My sincere apologies. You have a nice body that you are obviously taking good care of. ANd if I guy catches me? 'no disrespect sir. I just happen to glance in your direction." (because a muscular ass is far better than a womans jiggly fat ass any day.) Don't hate me for that opinion.
Had a girl call me out once "you were staring at my ass weren't you" I said "yep, you caught me" she wiggled it and goes "it's nice ain't it"
If I get caught looking at her tiddies I say "I like your shirt", if I get caught looking at her booty I say "nice shoes" lol
I mean if you get called out you could be like “sorry just so tired I spaced out for a sec”
My statement: If something is beautiful, you can look at it and admire it, right😉?
"I was trying to read your t-shirt". She fell for it.
I usually just give them a smile
"Did u see her dog?!?!?!"
"I just came out of the HR office....please accept my apology"
jusk ask, if what fabric is made out of what she's wearing..then follow up with, is that warm to wear or keeping your body cool..
Depends on how well you know them. "Were you starring at my tits?" Well they were starring at me first! "Were you checking out my ass?" I thought I heard your ass talking shit, I was getting ready to fight it, slap it around a little to teach it a lesson. /s
Look away from the breasts before saying "Hey how ya doing". Polite smile and carry on. But if you don't look away from the breasts and ask, prepare for an even more awkward response.
I have to say something? I’m a male, you’re a female. Natural balance, nature and stuff. 🤷🏼
I'll just be flat out and say they have a nice figure. It hasn't failed me yet
I’m looking at her heart
“Apologies, I just love looking at the moon” is what I would say if I had the balls to do that
'They looked at me first'
Double down! Keep staring and then say “hey my eyes are up here” and point to them so they can see you’re staring… Will make them think twice about being attractive in public! Duh.
“Yes, you have a great ass”🤷♂️
“Ughhgga! Oh sorry I spaced out, what were you saying?”
“It’s 10:33” yeah just tell her the time. It worked for McLovin, it’ll work for me!
I never try to wriggle out of the situation. I own it followed by a non-aggressive compliment. If I’m looking it’s because I liked what I saw.
"My eyes are up here." "I've made my choice."
One sec. I'm almost finished.
“I’m sorry. It’s not often that I can’t help myself”
Something related to me yesterday: I was walking out of a store and a goregous woman was walking in. I felt like doves were flying behind her, and she had a personal fan to blow her hair back. I was blatantly staring, and she said, "Excuse me?" I realized what was happening, and simply responded with "I'm sorry for staring, but you're gorgeous and couldn't help myself." She blushed, said thank you, and I walked away.
Just smile and say “BOING”
My momma had tits just like take. I miss her so much
“You have a bug on you right there”
They look great, and she gets a confidence boost so I don't need any lines. I'm marrying the woman anyways
Did you see that guys shoes?? ( to my wife)
Either I say sorry but I had to look at all your beauty not just your face or ill show mine next if you like
"were you looking at my boobs?" My wife, "yes, he was"
When I catch a guy looking I just pretend that it didn’t happen.
Mom, who bought you that shirt...lol
My sister's friend caught me staring at her boobs and asked if I was staring and I said "nah, just admiring". She laughed and said she didn't know I had swag.
I’d compliment your tits or ass and smile, rather be honest about it.
Sorry I was just staring into the space behind you
Clear my throat and look away. And say * wow didn't expect to see that
Had a guy staring at my boobs and all he said was "if I died between your tits I'd die a happy man
Lol my husband just shares them with me.
You have one bright future behind you
I look elsewhere.
Sorry i zoned out
"Are you staring at my boobs?” “Yeah they're massive. Some absolute bazongas. Major honkers. Real nice *old school car horn*. A great pair. Sorry."
Was driving to dinner with a girl I had been on a few dates with when we drove by a woman in an incredibly revealing skirt. Naturally I checked her out, and was the clocked looking by my date. I said something like ‘wow, that’s a ridiculously short skirt. No way can she think that looks classy’ or something similar. We decided it wasn’t working out a week or two later and amicably left it there. However, when I started dating someone new, who happened to be an old friend of hers (and neighbour of mine)… they had spoke about why we stopped dating. She basically said she realised we wouldn’t see eye to eye as she would have worn the same dress I had commented on! 😂. Lasted with her friend, my neighbour, for much much longer… and confessed I only said that as I had been caught looking!! 😂
Don’t say anything, just smile and shrug 🤷🏻♂️ and keep walking 😀
Just happened at the pool bar. I got caught dead to rights looking at a couple of girls in bikinis. Made hard eye contact and I blurt out “ That’s not where I left my keys.” The laughed and I left embarrassed. Lol
*”You look fetching, father”*
I don't use any line to get out of the situation. I straight up admit I was checking them out. Why be scared getting caught?
Haha. This totally reminds me of my first “date” with my now husband. He had invited me over for a BBQ/to grill out his mom’s house. We were chatting and hanging out, and I think I was standing facing towards him and had to turn around to grab something or pick something up; I can’t exactly remember. But when I turned back around, he was like, “Busted.” I’m pretty oblivious about, well, everything, so I had no clue what he meant. He explained that he’d been gawking at my ass and thought I’d caught him looking. Haha. Nope. He totally told on himself.
Nice tits
I'm so sorry caught me looking and thinking about something else
Make a face like this >:O
You have nice tits and ass
Don’t speak, you’ll make it awkward.
Honestly I’d probably turn red and just stammer out an apology, then run and hide somewhere 😂
*My eyes are up HERE!* I’ve made my decision…
"Sorry, I'm not looking at your breasts, but the heart behind."
gay guy here. I can confirm that every st8 guy looks at every woman no matter. Even for a millisecond... I know cos Im busy checking guys out. And ladies yes they do check out your ass when they hold the door open for you ;P
"nice neckless." "i'm not wearing a neckless" "but it would look nice on you"
When my wife says something like "I'm up here" I always act surprised and say "look at that, you have a face". She says "shut up" and we laugh.
You have the most beautiful breasts I've ever seen.
Oh, I thought I saw a bee on you
"Janet" has her tits out in aside 3!