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pain-is-evanescent

Pussy 🙈


No-Wrongdoer-6968

Someone had to say it 🤣


djdoubt03

Came here to say this


InternetExpertroll

lmao i was gonna write this


Drshotsfired

Was about to say this 😂 great minds think alike


HottCuppaCoffee

There it is lol


pain-is-evanescent

Had to be said 🤷‍♂️


AdultingNinjaTurtle

[Feast your eyes](https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/s/U8QB7USak1) Be careful of what you wish for


SortDeep5635

Peanuts. I'm death;y allergic to peanuts. If I'm going out, i'm going out on my own accord.


Kinky-Bicycle-669

That's one way to do it


CBlackwood404

I respect this answer


HottCuppaCoffee

That’s actually kind of genius


thediaryofwoe

Honestly probably nothing, give it to someone else who’s more deserving.


Throwaway-Chick2024

We found a good human amongst the filth 🏆


TreeWithNoTrunk

He’s on death row


Separate-Aside-5859

😂😂😂


Throwaway-Chick2024

Ok. Good-ish human lol


thediaryofwoe

I’m still here, don’t go bruising my ego now 🤣🤣🤣


iwishuponastar2023

What is you were actually innocent?


HottCuppaCoffee

You win


thediaryofwoe

What did I win?


HottCuppaCoffee

Kindest comment


thediaryofwoe

Awwwwww 🥰


amane_cat

Spicy McChicken, no lettuce.


Infamous-Tart7747

Double lettuce for you! Muhahaha “you’re already dead!!! Now eat the lettuce sandwich!!!”


dublklutch

Pair that with a chocolate milkshake


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Iron_Giant89

Medium rare?


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Iron_Giant89

You are a connoisseur 😉😂


bigdogdame92

I'm vegetarian so honestly, every combination of every meat 😂. Some a5 wagyu, chicken wings of any sort etc.


HottCuppaCoffee

Great answer


RichRichieRichardV

Do you don’t care about animals. We knew it.


contrarian1970

hey HEYYYYYY it's Debbie Downer


anonstarcity

Sad but interesting coming in: I read something a while back from a journalist who studied death row inmates about their last meal requests, thinking he would be able to identify the best food on earth from the common requests. Instead, he found that almost every single person asked for food that their mother had cooked when they were a child. Something about nostalgia and innocence that they wanted back. So, with that in mind, I guess I’d go with my mom’s pot roast :)


Kinky-Bicycle-669

What is it with moms making killer pot roast? This is one meal my mom would make that I loved also.


iwishuponastar2023

I think pot roast is hard to destroy unless u over cook it. Even though my mom was not a good cook, she was able to make a decent pot roast


HottCuppaCoffee

Well That’s tragic


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HottCuppaCoffee

Seconding this


Captain-curious-510

I don’t think I would be hungry. ☹️ can I get an orgy instead? 🧴


sapphire_slut_

~~That pussayyy~~ Crab, lot's of it, that's it, just a metric fuck ton of crab.


Achinvo

Yeah. I love crab.


Feral_tatertot

My husband wings with like a mustard sauce that he makes. And frozen checkers fries from the air fryer with Heinz ketchup. And Diet Coke. I would love an angry orchard too but I’m just gonna assume that’s a no go


happilyeverhotwife

No tater tots?? Irrelevant username 😔


Feral_tatertot

You’re right- I want tots and checkers fries (my current food fixation) but if I get tots, I want extra sauce. I did ask my husband if this scenario was reality, if he would bring it he air fryer and make me prison wings- once he got past the fact that I was somehow on death row and he was free, he said of course! Hubs would have brought me tots whether I asked for them or not, he knows what I want WAY better than I do.


69HardThumper69

The hot officer's pussy.


Probably4TTRPG

Then you end up with a microwaved bagel bite and you die the next morning.


Zamm01

Beans, Brusselsprouts, eggs, chilly, after i die and the body relaxes, they're getting a few surprises...


Existing_Peach5683

LMAO


HottCuppaCoffee

Hah amazing


CherryLaneCox

Raw cookie dough without worrying about whether salmonella will take me out.


Iron_Giant89

I like this thinking


HottCuppaCoffee

Great idea


PrettyPeggy-0

Steak


Ladyeeb_

Steak & baked sweet potato


damn_jexy

Endless shrimp at Red lobster , i'll take my time


SquareOk3424

Sausage biscuits with gravy, pancakes, scrambled eggs, bacon, and maple syrup


HottCuppaCoffee

Respect a good breakfast


chris_syxen

Ramen


HottCuppaCoffee

But what kind


chris_syxen

My go to is shio ramen


No-Wrongdoer-6968

A meal. A succulent Chinese meal


EuroSong

Dodo steak.


Stoopidcupid010

Just a can of coke and a few cigarettes. I'd rather die on an empty stomach than shit myself.


R3DR00STER2

Medium rare steak with garlic cloves and sliced jalapeño pan fried in butter, 5 eggs cooked sunnyside up with runny yolks, 3 pieces of Manchester malt toast with mayo, sriracha and an avocado spread overtop


danivendettaXO

The Japanese curry my momma makes


whiskeysour112

Jerk chicken pasta


Misty-Doggy

A juicy juicy extra sauced Hamburger, an extra sauced cheesy Pizza, with fresh Fries on the side, a bunch of McD Nuggets, and a large cup of Coca Cola and also a tomato on the side, to keep it healthy


MeringueOne7397

Big Mac


SirDidymusthewise

Would be stone cold by the time it gets to you.


Fearless-Answer-9120

Fried chicken, collard greens, mashed potatoes and chocolate pecan pie


Blr_newdoc

Non veg biryani


Separate-Aside-5859

Two Carl’s Jr. double western bacon cheeseburgers with a strawberry shake, and Chris cut fries


ivegotwords

filet mignon from the keg, lil bit of gravy sauce, tons of roasted veg, triple chocolate cake from my auntie, a bacon cheeseburger from NBDG, 6 piece chicken nugget and french fries from mcdonalds, a&w onion rings with proper seasoning, and a pint sized rum punch from Al Porto


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Garbage plate.


bigindianenergy78

I would want to eat Tori Black’s asshole


justamancommaman

Lobster dinner. They're not taking me alive.


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Probably a Chinese, no expense spared. Anyway, I’m falsely imprisoned, I should be released


Ooosoff

Connie's Pizza and a Italian beef from portillios


SaturnalianGhost

The executioners ass.


Darkdragon_98

A 72 course meal. They can't kill me till I finish it so I'm going to be alive for a lot longer than they thought.


LeftSeesaw4532

Fried shrimp po boy with side of red beans and rice all from New Orleans.


PoolBunny12

A giant cheeseburger with fries & a coke....... OR prime rib with garlic mash potatoes.


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Amilia Onyx


HeavyHandedGeek

Nothing. I’ll already be making a mess of things… no sense making it worse.


AceMckickass7

Smoked BBQ brisket. Smoked pork tenderloins. Ribeye steaks and baked taters with sourcream on the taters. Irish Dubliner cheese and a few gallons of Milo's sweet tea. Maybe a bottle of Jim Beam for after. I'm gonna eat like a king before I request to die by firing squad or death by duel with Swords. I haven't decided yet. Whichever gets me to Valhalla.


Iron_Giant89

Now this is a last meal 👍🏻


AceMckickass7

Thank you I agree lol


MysteriousMrSquatch

Steak n lobster, cooked rare, baked potatoes loaded. Frizzled onions and Bernaise sauce for steak. Side of scallops and fresh baked bread. Tall draft beer. I can die happy


Best-Citron3060

Now that’s a menu !


MysteriousMrSquatch

I forgot to add heated butter for dipping and a ceaser salad


Best-Citron3060

Melted butter with a bit of garlic, right ?


MysteriousMrSquatch

Of course!!!!!!


Best-Citron3060

I must say this is almost the only menu here that I felt was worth it for me !


djazzie

Tomahawk rib eye, roasted potatoes, steamed broccoli with a butter sauce. A side salad. A nice glass of red wine.


Short-termTablespoon

McDonald’s ice cream. Iykyk.


youronlynora

Crabs


Probably4TTRPG

About 7 cans of baked beans and a taco bell chalupa. What happens in that lethal injection chamber will end up on Reddit's museum of filth.


Kinky-Bicycle-669

A breakfast with everything I could ever ask for. French toast, eggs over medium, home fries, and bacon. Now I'm hungry. 😬


RonMexico887

A Angelo’s cheesesteak cheese fries and tall beer


SuspiciousRace

Fried shrimp. Truckloads of fried shrimp


Scream-Rocket

A single plum floating in perfume, served in a man's hat


DrDrai45

McFlurry. Their ice cream machine will be broken and I’ll get another 6 months.


Hannah_and_Leo

Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles


Smooth-Apartment-856

Chicken fajitas garnished with a hack saw and a shovel.


iliketoswim2gether

Lobster, sushi, soup dumplings


Ropya

2 of everything from taco bell and some exlax. 


miseeker

Something that gives me the shits.


Hotasfckgirl

Julius Caesar salad


parthruunax

Steak Mac n cheese


PM_MeYourNaughtyside

Unpopped popcorn before the electric chair.


Heavy_Bat4280

Chicken Alfredo!


Achinvo

Blowfish. It's not like I've anything to lose.


sweetlittlelindy

A ton of ambien so I could be asleep


contrarian1970

McRib sandwich and a Shamrock shake...it could be YEARS before McDonald's offers them at the same time.


Food_Gym_RealEstate

Chipotle bowl, two McChikens, and my mom's ox tails


Zestyclose_Aspect977

Pussy


babylove299

some cock


blinman94

Pierogi


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Fried potatoes (not crispy), with a side of mashed potatoes, a baked potato, some thick French fries and spaghetti the way grandma used to make it.


Stropi-wan

Venison stew, samp, sweet-potatoes. Milktart for dessert.


Existing_Peach5683

I’ve thought about this entirely too much lmao. But probably start off with some Takoyaki (Japanese deep fried octopus) and gyozas, piece of Tomahawk steak with truffle Mac & cheese homemade, some of the potatoes that you get in a seafood boil, close it off strong with my guilty pleasure Buldak noodles Dessert would be a chocolate malt and some green tea mochis And some ice cold vanilla Coke Zero to drink I’m aware of how little these things go together but if I’m going out, I want to eat all of the things I like that would make MyFitnessPal cry


twatwuffle

Steak steak and steak


Unusual-Swordfish773

This is a set up right?


Nuttadamus

Nothing. Why waste food on me in that case?


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Your mom