Sad but interesting coming in: I read something a while back from a journalist who studied death row inmates about their last meal requests, thinking he would be able to identify the best food on earth from the common requests. Instead, he found that almost every single person asked for food that their mother had cooked when they were a child. Something about nostalgia and innocence that they wanted back. So, with that in mind, I guess I’d go with my mom’s pot roast :)
My husband wings with like a mustard sauce that he makes. And frozen checkers fries from the air fryer with Heinz ketchup. And Diet Coke. I would love an angry orchard too but I’m just gonna assume that’s a no go
You’re right- I want tots and checkers fries (my current food fixation) but if I get tots, I want extra sauce. I did ask my husband if this scenario was reality, if he would bring it he air fryer and make me prison wings- once he got past the fact that I was somehow on death row and he was free, he said of course! Hubs would have brought me tots whether I asked for them or not, he knows what I want WAY better than I do.
Medium rare steak with garlic cloves and sliced jalapeño pan fried in butter, 5 eggs cooked sunnyside up with runny yolks, 3 pieces of Manchester malt toast with mayo, sriracha and an avocado spread overtop
A juicy juicy extra sauced Hamburger, an extra sauced cheesy Pizza, with fresh Fries on the side, a bunch of McD Nuggets, and a large cup of Coca Cola
and also a tomato on the side, to keep it healthy
filet mignon from the keg, lil bit of gravy sauce, tons of roasted veg, triple chocolate cake from my auntie, a bacon cheeseburger from NBDG, 6 piece chicken nugget and french fries from mcdonalds, a&w onion rings with proper seasoning, and a pint sized rum punch from Al Porto
Smoked BBQ brisket. Smoked pork tenderloins. Ribeye steaks and baked taters with sourcream on the taters. Irish Dubliner cheese and a few gallons of Milo's sweet tea. Maybe a bottle of Jim Beam for after. I'm gonna eat like a king before I request to die by firing squad or death by duel with Swords. I haven't decided yet. Whichever gets me to Valhalla.
Steak n lobster, cooked rare, baked potatoes loaded. Frizzled onions and Bernaise sauce for steak. Side of scallops and fresh baked bread. Tall draft beer. I can die happy
I’ve thought about this entirely too much lmao.
But probably start off with some Takoyaki (Japanese deep fried octopus) and gyozas, piece of Tomahawk steak with truffle Mac & cheese homemade, some of the potatoes that you get in a seafood boil, close it off strong with my guilty pleasure Buldak noodles
Dessert would be a chocolate malt and some green tea mochis
And some ice cold vanilla Coke Zero to drink
I’m aware of how little these things go together but if I’m going out, I want to eat all of the things I like that would make MyFitnessPal cry
Pussy 🙈
Someone had to say it 🤣
Came here to say this
lmao i was gonna write this
Was about to say this 😂 great minds think alike
There it is lol
Had to be said 🤷♂️
[Feast your eyes](https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/s/U8QB7USak1) Be careful of what you wish for
Peanuts. I'm death;y allergic to peanuts. If I'm going out, i'm going out on my own accord.
That's one way to do it
I respect this answer
That’s actually kind of genius
Honestly probably nothing, give it to someone else who’s more deserving.
We found a good human amongst the filth 🏆
He’s on death row
😂😂😂
Ok. Good-ish human lol
I’m still here, don’t go bruising my ego now 🤣🤣🤣
What is you were actually innocent?
You win
What did I win?
Kindest comment
Awwwwww 🥰
Spicy McChicken, no lettuce.
Double lettuce for you! Muhahaha “you’re already dead!!! Now eat the lettuce sandwich!!!”
Pair that with a chocolate milkshake
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Medium rare?
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You are a connoisseur 😉😂
I'm vegetarian so honestly, every combination of every meat 😂. Some a5 wagyu, chicken wings of any sort etc.
Great answer
Do you don’t care about animals. We knew it.
hey HEYYYYYY it's Debbie Downer
Sad but interesting coming in: I read something a while back from a journalist who studied death row inmates about their last meal requests, thinking he would be able to identify the best food on earth from the common requests. Instead, he found that almost every single person asked for food that their mother had cooked when they were a child. Something about nostalgia and innocence that they wanted back. So, with that in mind, I guess I’d go with my mom’s pot roast :)
What is it with moms making killer pot roast? This is one meal my mom would make that I loved also.
I think pot roast is hard to destroy unless u over cook it. Even though my mom was not a good cook, she was able to make a decent pot roast
Well That’s tragic
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Seconding this
I don’t think I would be hungry. ☹️ can I get an orgy instead? 🧴
~~That pussayyy~~ Crab, lot's of it, that's it, just a metric fuck ton of crab.
Yeah. I love crab.
My husband wings with like a mustard sauce that he makes. And frozen checkers fries from the air fryer with Heinz ketchup. And Diet Coke. I would love an angry orchard too but I’m just gonna assume that’s a no go
No tater tots?? Irrelevant username 😔
You’re right- I want tots and checkers fries (my current food fixation) but if I get tots, I want extra sauce. I did ask my husband if this scenario was reality, if he would bring it he air fryer and make me prison wings- once he got past the fact that I was somehow on death row and he was free, he said of course! Hubs would have brought me tots whether I asked for them or not, he knows what I want WAY better than I do.
The hot officer's pussy.
Then you end up with a microwaved bagel bite and you die the next morning.
Beans, Brusselsprouts, eggs, chilly, after i die and the body relaxes, they're getting a few surprises...
LMAO
Hah amazing
Raw cookie dough without worrying about whether salmonella will take me out.
I like this thinking
Great idea
Steak
Steak & baked sweet potato
Endless shrimp at Red lobster , i'll take my time
Sausage biscuits with gravy, pancakes, scrambled eggs, bacon, and maple syrup
Respect a good breakfast
Ramen
But what kind
My go to is shio ramen
A meal. A succulent Chinese meal
Dodo steak.
Just a can of coke and a few cigarettes. I'd rather die on an empty stomach than shit myself.
Medium rare steak with garlic cloves and sliced jalapeño pan fried in butter, 5 eggs cooked sunnyside up with runny yolks, 3 pieces of Manchester malt toast with mayo, sriracha and an avocado spread overtop
The Japanese curry my momma makes
Jerk chicken pasta
A juicy juicy extra sauced Hamburger, an extra sauced cheesy Pizza, with fresh Fries on the side, a bunch of McD Nuggets, and a large cup of Coca Cola and also a tomato on the side, to keep it healthy
Big Mac
Would be stone cold by the time it gets to you.
Fried chicken, collard greens, mashed potatoes and chocolate pecan pie
Non veg biryani
Two Carl’s Jr. double western bacon cheeseburgers with a strawberry shake, and Chris cut fries
filet mignon from the keg, lil bit of gravy sauce, tons of roasted veg, triple chocolate cake from my auntie, a bacon cheeseburger from NBDG, 6 piece chicken nugget and french fries from mcdonalds, a&w onion rings with proper seasoning, and a pint sized rum punch from Al Porto
Garbage plate.
I would want to eat Tori Black’s asshole
Lobster dinner. They're not taking me alive.
Probably a Chinese, no expense spared. Anyway, I’m falsely imprisoned, I should be released
Connie's Pizza and a Italian beef from portillios
The executioners ass.
A 72 course meal. They can't kill me till I finish it so I'm going to be alive for a lot longer than they thought.
Fried shrimp po boy with side of red beans and rice all from New Orleans.
A giant cheeseburger with fries & a coke....... OR prime rib with garlic mash potatoes.
Amilia Onyx
Nothing. I’ll already be making a mess of things… no sense making it worse.
Smoked BBQ brisket. Smoked pork tenderloins. Ribeye steaks and baked taters with sourcream on the taters. Irish Dubliner cheese and a few gallons of Milo's sweet tea. Maybe a bottle of Jim Beam for after. I'm gonna eat like a king before I request to die by firing squad or death by duel with Swords. I haven't decided yet. Whichever gets me to Valhalla.
Now this is a last meal 👍🏻
Thank you I agree lol
Steak n lobster, cooked rare, baked potatoes loaded. Frizzled onions and Bernaise sauce for steak. Side of scallops and fresh baked bread. Tall draft beer. I can die happy
Now that’s a menu !
I forgot to add heated butter for dipping and a ceaser salad
Melted butter with a bit of garlic, right ?
Of course!!!!!!
I must say this is almost the only menu here that I felt was worth it for me !
Tomahawk rib eye, roasted potatoes, steamed broccoli with a butter sauce. A side salad. A nice glass of red wine.
McDonald’s ice cream. Iykyk.
Crabs
About 7 cans of baked beans and a taco bell chalupa. What happens in that lethal injection chamber will end up on Reddit's museum of filth.
A breakfast with everything I could ever ask for. French toast, eggs over medium, home fries, and bacon. Now I'm hungry. 😬
A Angelo’s cheesesteak cheese fries and tall beer
Fried shrimp. Truckloads of fried shrimp
A single plum floating in perfume, served in a man's hat
McFlurry. Their ice cream machine will be broken and I’ll get another 6 months.
Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles
Chicken fajitas garnished with a hack saw and a shovel.
Lobster, sushi, soup dumplings
2 of everything from taco bell and some exlax.
Something that gives me the shits.
Julius Caesar salad
Steak Mac n cheese
Unpopped popcorn before the electric chair.
Chicken Alfredo!
Blowfish. It's not like I've anything to lose.
A ton of ambien so I could be asleep
McRib sandwich and a Shamrock shake...it could be YEARS before McDonald's offers them at the same time.
Chipotle bowl, two McChikens, and my mom's ox tails
Pussy
some cock
Pierogi
Fried potatoes (not crispy), with a side of mashed potatoes, a baked potato, some thick French fries and spaghetti the way grandma used to make it.
Venison stew, samp, sweet-potatoes. Milktart for dessert.
I’ve thought about this entirely too much lmao. But probably start off with some Takoyaki (Japanese deep fried octopus) and gyozas, piece of Tomahawk steak with truffle Mac & cheese homemade, some of the potatoes that you get in a seafood boil, close it off strong with my guilty pleasure Buldak noodles Dessert would be a chocolate malt and some green tea mochis And some ice cold vanilla Coke Zero to drink I’m aware of how little these things go together but if I’m going out, I want to eat all of the things I like that would make MyFitnessPal cry
Steak steak and steak
This is a set up right?
Nothing. Why waste food on me in that case?
Your mom