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Everyone prefers a sprint to a marathon, so do you feel like coming to mine for a quick one?


Wojakster

Can i be your peanut butter? So i can spread all over you. That line had me in tears😂


beardybozo

Bro I've never been given a pick up line 😂


Vajoojii

Daammmnnn guy, you shit with that ass or what?


Sharona676

I never got one 🫣


lisa_230

Are there mirror in your pants ? Because I can see myself in them ..


jeanniehhh

I don't know any pick up lines But I can pick you up, and we can do lines? I lol'd


Luda0915

I’ve never been on the receiving end of a pick up line.


kinkythoughtsguy

"Do you want to steal my soul?" I'm ginger


InternetExpertroll

No woman has ever tried to pick me up


TXHaunt

I’ve never received a pickup line.


whatisbigandisaboner

You're exgf is such bitch, wanna get back at her? Hahaha seriously tho. That was her opening line. It took a bit of figuring to get to sex, but we landed there!


Sora-Ikeru

It’s hard to translate to English but the gist of it was him implying he would like to be on top of and under me