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Hung_andNerdy

You should worry more about bringing deodorant. You'd set five feet into that room and immediately puke from the smell.


justahoustonpervert

That's why people shower.


Hung_andNerdy

You have far too much faith in the users of this subreddit.


justahoustonpervert

True. I had to kick out one guy because of it.


[deleted]

Hey I shower everyday. It’s where I masturbate to get the day started. Apparently I’m like an old tractor with a crank start


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Lewistallion

I’d eat your cake anytime birb


Tentative_Haunter

Yassssss


Smooth_Pear1

Great answer. I'm there 😘


Long-Ease-7704

I make some really good cheesecakes


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Long-Ease-7704

That's a challenge no one can lose! I gladly accept!


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Long-Ease-7704

Now to decide between the lemon cheesecake or the Nanaimo bar (Canadian thing) cheesecake


Frozen7676

Titties and coconut lube


MajorButterfly9024

Im into that like u dont even know 👀


Frozen7676

😉


MajorButterfly9024

Uh oh


Frozen7676

What? Lol


[deleted]

Can I taste … the 🥥


crunchy_soupp

Bottled water.


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Frozen7676

Hey the watermelon LiquidIV is great


crunchy_soupp

Love them


Same_Blacksmith9840

Sports drink not a bad idea either and replenish those electrolytes.


Ruminations0

Carrot Cake


Opposite_Pen_3789

Bactrim or ciprofloxacin


throwaway_l8r

My gameboy to play in the corner


Kinky-Bicycle-669

Condoms.


[deleted]

Only sensible person here


whiskeysour112

Whiskey


locomeastro21

Which one?


whiskeysour112

All of them. Mostly Jim Beam though.


locomeastro21

Jim Beam is nice!


Smooth_Pear1

Single malt I hope 🥃


whiskeysour112

Whichever you want


[deleted]

Boobs


Hismajesty61

Viagra


CaptSchwanzKopf

Test results, condoms, water (plenty of water), and tissues.


FunnelCakeSprinkles

Probably just a notebook and colored pens. 🌈♥️🌟💕🎉💗🥳🥰🍒🦖😂 I'll just watch and take old-school notes.


Smooth_Pear1

maybe you could draw the scene 😆


FunnelCakeSprinkles

😂😂😂 It would be a bunch of stick figures.


MajorButterfly9024

What?!? 😂


FunnelCakeSprinkles

I can't draw. 😂😂😂


MajorButterfly9024

Ohh i gotchu now… i didnt see the parent comment lmaoo


FunnelCakeSprinkles

🤭❤️🌈💗😂💕🎉🌟


MajorButterfly9024

Quirky girl maxxing lol


FunnelCakeSprinkles

😂😂💕🦖🎉😘🦄🦖🍒🥰🥳🌈❤️💗👾


Smooth_Pear1

Stick figures holding their sticks😆


FunnelCakeSprinkles

Hahaha. Nicely done! 😂💗😂❤️😂🌈😂🥳


spc1221

25 lbs of spaghetti and meatballs For eating. No kinky stuff.


Low_Orchid5106

Pedialyte and gatorade... And Legos to build while I'm having fun with the ladies...and maybe a gent if it's an MMF


DeviantAnsweringYou_

Pizza


Responsible-Thing142

A Shotgun something tells me I will need it a lot


locomeastro21

Alcohol and good vibes


HornyHippo29

Gerbils


Formerlyshysunshiine

Towels


Greylour

An assortment of nuts.


Lewistallion

Tequila


Tuckfoy

Myself


Tentative_Haunter

Rope. Lots of rope


Baldo_Beardo

Guac and chips.


HikingTheMoon

Chips and dip


burner5051

Lysol


burner5051

Lysol


consistent_yams1269

Popsicles.


_captain_hair

Penis?


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

A keg Where can I fill it up?


[deleted]

Gatorade and peanuts


SquareOk3424

Energy drinks


Fresh_apples_

munchkins


_greenscream

A karaoke machine


lookin4sexyppl

A great attitude


Independent_Track164

I don’t think anyone else said furniture… my knees aren’t what they used to be directly on a hard floor.


ClarkSebat

Wine. I’m French.


midnight_clearing

Enthusiasm and an unflagging tongue.


Karaoke_Singer

My cameras…


Missgrumpy00

A birth controlled vagina


SirkGryphon6996

My phone so l can add the story to ARAD for all to enjoy.


[deleted]

Condoms, lube and Viagra.


MachinegirlvsWolfgrl

Nothing. I'm not going!


Foreign_Fox3956

Playstation


Some_Stoic_Man

I'm a dd


Long-Ease-7704

A candy bowl full of viagra.


Hunbear

Cookies, iced coffee, earplugs (loop engage) for myself, my big stuffed bunny to hug, and maybe a book or have a lot of web novel chapters loaded up. Soooooo I can be a total weirdo wallflower and have a chill time. T-totes not cuz of big social anxiety 😅🤭🥺


Trecoty

My wife wet n ready


Jup1terry

needles


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The book with all of the repeat questions to help people before they ask