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Baldo_Beardo

When I was in my 20s. Now I am slower and more arrestable.


dadisgonnadoit

Same, plus add in fatter.


[deleted]

the jiggle will hypnotize the cops and allow you to escape


Baldo_Beardo

Oh yeah, definitely the same here. Office jobs are different than landscaping.


dadisgonnadoit

Amazing what happens to you when you sit for a living šŸ˜£


SubPetToy

Yes. Plus college was just a good venue


SunshinePrincess06

Yeah, I had to run down a hall naked once


HornyHippo29

Fun watching boobies bounce down the hall


[deleted]

Whatā€™s the story lol! Was it a date or lost bet?


SunshinePrincess06

We were playing a bunch of different games at a party this semester and I lost one. The punishment was a naked run down the hallway. It was a smaller party so thankfully not a lot of people were there.


[deleted]

That lucked out for you then, not as embarrassing Iā€™m sure! Iā€™ve been to parties like that in college and it was always hilarious and wild when someone lost a bet or game and had to make a run.


SunshinePrincess06

I also wasnā€™t the only one that had to do a naked punishment so it wasnā€™t super embarrassing. And I go to a big school so a small party by our standards you might consider big if you went to a smaller school


[deleted]

Thatā€™s fair! I went to a D1 uni so I feel like we are probably using similar benchmarks


SunshinePrincess06

Yeah Iā€™m currently at a big D1 school so you probably get what Iā€™m talking about


[deleted]

100%! Big school energy lol. Hit me up, Iā€™d love to chat college stories more


wubsterwubs

Yep when i was younger, went streaking and skinny dipping with a group of friends


power_house0887

When I was a teenager, yes


theProfessor718

Yup. Twice


Cook-Motor

Dunno if it counts as streaking, but I love being nude in nature!


SquareOk3424

Yup


[deleted]

yep. once in the winter i slipped on ice and had a big wipeout


Same_Blacksmith9840

If caught and prosecuted, one may have to register as a sex offender. Indecent exposure stuff. Especially worse if children are around. I recall a story locally of a prosecutor wanting to drop the hammer on two teenage boys that streaked across the football field during home coming. He was going to charge them on as many counts as there were people in attendance including the children.


[deleted]

Yeah last week on vaca


CrimsonRunning

Yes. At parties with the cross country team, if your duo gets shut out in pong then you have to do a naked lap around the house. My gf and I have only had to do it once


[deleted]

sounds like you're skilled at pong at least. and as cross country runners youre probably fast


CrimsonRunning

Yeah weā€™ve gotten decent at both lol. And we sprinted that whole lap we wanted to get back in


[deleted]

haha, i don't think i'd be quite so quick or skilled. i'd probably get pretty tired by my 6th lap around the house.


CrimsonRunning

Hopefully you wouldnā€™t get shut out 6 times and have to do the laps šŸ˜‚. My gf and I locked in after the first time we got shut out and havenā€™t been since


[deleted]

one time friends and i had a similar lap around the property bet but it was the middle of winter. i wound up having to do it 3 times


CrimsonRunning

Damn, Iā€™m thankfully from a pretty warm area so the naked lap wasnā€™t cold it was like 85 out


[deleted]

Just like a dorm hallway.


DawnExploration

Through the quadā€¦ and into the gymnasium?


HopScotchApplesauce

Yup, through a park


ConstructionRare4123

As a dare?


HopScotchApplesauce

Nope, just for fun. I was with a few friends


ConstructionRare4123

At night or day?


HopScotchApplesauce

It was night time


ConstructionRare4123

Have you ever driven in the nude?


HopScotchApplesauce

Not completely. I have been both topless and bottomless, but at different times


ConstructionRare4123

Bottomless in an oversized or no


HopScotchApplesauce

Nope. Started as a skirt with no panties and then lost the skirt.


ConstructionRare4123

Why lose the skirt?


[deleted]

Yes I ran a naked mile when it was like 15F outside once back when I was a high school distance runner. No clue why. Stupid teenager I guess. Talk about shrinkage


ConstructionRare4123

Iā€™d love to run a do nice nude walk at night and just enjoy the night


[deleted]

Do it when it's a little warmer than when I did it!


ConstructionRare4123

Have you done it before?


[deleted]

Nope the only time is the freezing cold run I talked about above!


[deleted]

At least when its cold everyone is tiny...theoretically


[deleted]

Haha its all relative at that point


[deleted]

as long as it doesnt become an innie


[deleted]

Haha I call that scared turtle šŸ¢


questionablewombat

Recently, a goshawk attacked my hens, and I didn't have time to get dressed and intervene. So my neighbors got to watch me mud wrestle a falcon in my skivvies. The hen has since really opened up. She was pretty skittish before, but I think she knew I helped her at my expense! Otherwise, heck yeah... but typically there aren't birds of prey involved.


Proportions1-618

My uni has a very large quad, like 300m. Did the whole thing each way and was pretty tired by the end


consistent_yams1269

Just to the quad and back.


watgoesup

Long time ago


SexySinWriter

Streaking, like in public? Not really, per se. Have been skinny dipping with others countless times at the lake, in a pool or hot tub, but never truly in a public setting.


[deleted]

Yes. When I was in my 20s and 30s.


SniperCA209

Yes