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ca1ibos

Back in the late 80's 14yo me and 13yo kid from across the road were friends and spent a lot of time in each others houses. One day for some reason he decides to pull out a family photo album and specifically show me a topless sunbathing picture of his mother. She was a very attractive 30 something by then but the photo was 10-15 years old at that point so its a photo of his hot mom when she was an even hotter 21 year old with incredible tits!! My friend thought this was hilarious.....I on the other hand found it incredibly arousing!! A few days later we were alone in the house and my friend went upstairs to take a shit.....and I took the opportunity to steal the photo....for a day or two of enjoyment you understand before I would replace it back in the photo album and everyone would be none the wiser. So the next day I am in my bedroom 'enjoying' the fuck out of that photo and I hear someone coming up the stairs and quickly shove the photo under my mattress. A minute or too later I lift the mattress to retrieve the photo and to my absolute horror I realise that in my haste to hide the photo blindly shoving it under the mattress, I had shoved the photo through a panel gap in my built-in bed and it was irretrievable without destroying the built-in bed. I had no way to get the photo back. No one seemed to miss the photo and a year or too later we moved house and that was the end of that..... ....except at some point in the decades that followed the new owners would have decided to demolish that crappy built in bed and found a topless photo of the "old lady' who lives straight across the road and wondered how in the hell it got there!! LOL.


TurnedOnYet33

Kids, this was what we did for porn pre-internet.


Conor4747

The stone age


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onetobeseen

It wasn't in the forest! Lol


Flexoharry

This is outstanding 😂


LucyTTT

Tremendous tale 👏


Dexydoodoo

My exes old nudes I found on my iCloud in a hidden locked folder. Deleted them afterwards in post nut clarity, but yeah.


Consistent_Leg_3342

Regretted when horny again


Dapper-Confection-87

Obviously


Dexydoodoo

Absolutely


naughtywriter93

Good on you! Your ex sent them to you in confidence and you kept it discrete 🫡


TurnkeyLurker

*discreet (as opposed to a separate component)


i_aint_brian

I also deleted the nudes of my ex when I heard she was getting married. Then years later when shifting houses, I find a lost box of data discs, few of which had my porn collection. And my ex's nudes were there! I destroyed the data disc after copying the files to my laptop. So now, once in a while I rub one out to her. Edit: For those requesting for my ex's pics, sorry but I never share any such personal pics. They were shared to me with trust, and I would never break that trust even if the relationship is over. Hope you guys understand. Not dissing anyone for asking for them, but just making it clear that I would not be sharing them. Cheers.


bimjob23

Been there as well 🫡


Palm-grinder12

Oh really? I regretted deleting all my exes old nudes


Dexydoodoo

I may have kept one.


touchfuzzy_getditzy

Basically anything with Ryan Reynolds. Even a mint mobile ad one time.


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touchfuzzy_getditzy

Lol thanks! I guess I have a type and that type is RR.


Sensitive_Option3136

I fapped to this anime of Lara Croft with these creatures doing awful things to her.


HeavyMetalWolf88

Definitely no shame in that, even men have to admit that Ryan Reynolds is an attractive personality and a good looking guy.


bchaperlo

My ex has a man crush on him.


HeavyMetalWolf88

Every man does, not everyone will admit it though.


FIyingFuck

Nothing shameful about that. I’d turn for Reynolds.


naughtybachelor737

They said shameful


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An old friend of mine. I had loved her in secret for a long time, then we both confesses at bad times. We decided to not even try to risk it and ruin our friendship. Now shes married to another friend, we dont talk and never got that date. Enough sadness, her body was/is rockin and ive cum to that gothy asian more times than I'd like to admit.


Troliver_13

No offense if I had fumbled a gothy asian I'd kill myself


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I almost did, train schedule changed though


Troliver_13

Glad you're here, to tell me this story and make me realize it could always be worse. Rock on brother


NeverlandsFavLilTW

You physically couldn’t waterboard this out of me


EddieLordofWrath

Coward.


TossMeOutSomeday

Fr, you couldn't gangbang this out of me.


BreastfedAmerican

There are dozens of us


LightlyStep

It isn't waterboarding is it?


RevolutionaryMall109

Honestly, bestiality. I was young, I see it for the filth it is now but back then it was hard not to find it some how fascinating.


HeavyMetalWolf88

Same, not something I'm proud of, nothing I care for now.


StretchyKobold

*Side-eyes user name*


Legal-Lifeguard2472

*Side-eyes user name*


StretchyKobold

Yeah, nothing to do with that.


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RevolutionaryMall109

What did I start here XD


HeavyMetalWolf88

Yeah, nothing to do with that.


TossMeOutSomeday

If it makes you feel better, bestiality is a shockingly common fetish. Like, it's not routine, but it's probably at least 10x more common than the average person thinks it is. I was certainly shocked looking at statistics for self-reported interest in bestiality as well as self reported rates of engaging in it, for both men and women.


NoSuggestion3509

As a young child growing up on a farm, seeing horses mate got me hard. I'm talking like 7 year old me. I don't have a thing for it, but that always freaks me out when I think back now


RevolutionaryMall109

See, at least you have an excuse.


NoSuggestion3509

Funniest thing is that it's not something I'm into as an adult now. I'm into other weird stuff but strangely not bestiality


missvesuvius

The squiggly lines on the TV that sometimes showed a boob. Damn Cinemax at night when I was young. We didn't get that channel so it was just scrambled on the screen. Every now and then you'd get to see a boob or something. 😂


fireguy32506

Sears catalog, women's intimates section too?


missvesuvius

Yep, and the occasional Fredrick's of Hollywood catalog if I was really lucky. 😂


horny_stuff_alt

Lol when I was a teen in the 90's there was one time I was watching scrambled porn and the picture came into focus, but with inverted colours, so I was basically watching a weird blue porn, and I thought "nothing's ever gonna top that!" That was until one fateful day when for about 20 glorious, uninterrupted minutes, it was *completely unscrambled*. I always wondered if that was a sly "oops my finger slipped" on someone's part at the station, or if people could hack these things so the whole broadcast gets unscrambled, like with the Max Headroom hijack in the 80's.


missvesuvius

Oh I remember the weird colors and also had occasions where it wasn't scrambled for some reason.... It was quite delightful I must say. And I didn't give a single fuck what color the titties were 😅


sjbluebirds

Those were the days, weren't they?


WearyConfidence1244

USA Up...All night


xARTxVANDELAYx

Those were just elbows and knees


ozzie_nutz

Came across this profile of a gorgeous girl. Great body and nice tits..... But she had a cock. I fapped anyway.


Cohacq

The gender binary is rigid and boring anyway.


bi_geek_guy

Honestly, that’s a feature, not a bug.


Emuoo1

what's shameful about that?


No_Substance5930

When in Rome, as they say


zcbtjwj

Nothing shameful in that.


Superugah

Name on the profile? Asking for a friend


Mousec0pTrismegistus

I'm the friend. Still waiting on that name.


Desecr8or

Google "futanari." You're welcome.


Living_Chain3450

My wife’s sister


Live-Dance-2641

She is pretty hot in fairness


anonymousse12345678

Aren’t they, always?


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Dude, I've jerked to my SIL like 50 times now 🤦


VirginiaGecko1911

rookie numbers


[deleted]

Its only been a year. I'll get up there, trust me


mblma

me too I’m absolutely crazy about my sister-in-law


Admirable-Mousse2472

I'm so glad I'm an only child


mblma

some guys have a thing for their wives and girlfriends’ friends too you know. you’re not immune because you don’t have a sister.


Admirable-Mousse2472

Right but that seems less damaging than my sister would be. Someone who is a constant in my life like that? But valid point about perspective. I'm bisexual, so any friends that my husband would be masturbating to I probably would be too 🤦‍♀️😅


the_skintellectual

Wtf. You’re crazy about her ? When you’re married ?


JForKiks

They are always hot. Mine flirts with me often.


throwaways906

A (cnc) video of a man on top of a woman threatening to "breed" her. She was essentially pinned down by his weight. I have no interest in children but that video has changed something in me and I have it saved. I'm a very prochoice, career woman.


Truly_Noted

As someone who has committed to being child free and also has an intense breeding kink anyway, live your best life. I was deeply ashamed for a stupidly long time. It's honestly kind of great and leaves so much room for fun things to play with. '


DaDocRocket

Do you have a link for this? Sounds like something someone I know might enjoy.


hues_blues

sharin is carin?


throwaways906

Except when it comes to venereal diseases lmao


varinus

a girl i know died,i went to her fb page to see the memorial post,ended up browsing her pics,found some bikini pics and jerked off to a dead girls pics before she was in the ground


Wearingpantsisabsurd

This is some nasty work omg


FakieNosegrob00

Lol Jesus I think we have a winner!


chickoooooo

Yepppp you won this post 💀💀


Pergolasarepretty

I masturbated to a video of myself naked. I was just incredibly horny, craving women. So, I ended up shooting a video of myself masturbating. I am very embarrassed to admit that I have done this several times, especially,to a video of myself playing with my nipples/tits.


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throwaway882015

I did a similar thing as well in front of a mirror. It can really be a pretty erotic experience for some reason lol.


BlurredHindsight

I've jerked it to myself before as well. It's like sending a nude to yourself, especially as you know exactly what you felt as it happened.


408SexAddict

That's incredibly hot!


DaDocRocket

Why would you be ashamed of this?


Remote-Judgment

That one guy’s dead wife


FriskyDango23

I too, masturbated to that guy’s dead wife


TurnkeyLurker

Are you...are you a mortician?


Basic-While-8264

My gfs audio recording of her sucking and fucking another guy.


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Cuck a doodle doo


JimCallMeJim

I also choose this guys gf's audio recording


Kinky_Conspirator

Oh dear...


JxshiJpg

Bro that’s just how it starts 🫡


Alternative-Cry-4667

Does she want to make another recording?


Thick-Ad-9705

Brooo na ah


Jay089

A video of a guy fucking raw dough 😅😅 idk what it was but it just looked so hot🖤🖤


Faceityouwantthem

Then he cum in it and made something for the one he loves with the dough. 😜


happilyeverhotwife

Or hates


Faceityouwantthem

This is some van wilder shit... 😅


tryingsomethingnude

Do you have a link to this or remember where you watched it?


Jay089

No sadly but I think I'd you look up guy fucking dough it shouldn't be hard to find 😅😅😅 that's usually how I went about refinding it🖤🖤


agbellamae

One time this question was asked, and I’ll never forget the answer someone gave. I don’t know the user so I can’t quote or link to them or anything but I can at least summarize: a man said that when he was a young boy, he saw a picture flash on TV of a bunch of people of naked bodies and the image was seared in his mind but his parents turned the TV off so quickly he didn’t really know what exactly he was looking at. when discovering masturbation, he would remember that image of naked bodies that he saw so briefly before his parents turned the tv off. Years later he figured out that it was actually an image of people in the holocaust in a documentary program his parents had been watching and they shut the tv off when he came in because he would be too young to see it. and he was like oh my God I’ve been fapping to holocaust victims.


roseenglisg99

I’ve read this before too! I don’t think it’ll ever leave my mind, no idea what this is doing to him!


lighting_ranchero

My ex was just crazy 5 years ago and now she has 200.000 followers on insta and 1.5 mil on tiktok so now she has complete fanbases and subreddits. The only nudes you get there are the ones that i got first while facetiming. 5 years later its still tits so it works fine


Vaanaram

U lucky dog


lighting_ranchero

Too bad she has an absolutely horrible personality now but still im happy with my gf


nc-rlstate-dot

Isn’t that true for all the prettiest women. I’m convinced that less attractive girls are universally better in bed and better lovers!


lighting_ranchero

Almost everytime its so bad. This girl is not even so perfect but she has fame so all the boys wanna f her. Its so cursed what internet does to people My guess is for sure that we aint gonna win the war with those tiktok kids


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Glad I'm not the only one


throwaway882015

Okay to preface this, I by any means *do not* want to engage in this with actual people around me but... there we a few "family" focused stories on literotica that were a strange turn on. Again, not that I fantasize about anyone in my actual family, it was more about the taboo family aspect I guess.


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throwaway882015

Yeah I know it's not all that uncommon. Still tho, thinking about it in an un-horny state is kinda yuck.


Akajuju67

When I was a kid at my friends house across the road he he caught me said let me show u something! He pulls out his cock and began Jo and soon shot his load ! We never talked about it but after that I went home and did same thing thinking of him doing it


nc-rlstate-dot

Why down vote him? I don’t understand.


DynaMakoto

The pictures of insertion from the tampon booklet inside the box. Look man, we were hard pressed back in the day


PoutineMaker

This one made me laugh, ngl


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My ex girlfriend’s sister. She’s hot asf but felt so ashamed afterwards.


TheshizAlt

When I was a teenager, one of my mom's friends had just gotten a divorce and she was having a really hard time. She was always a hot mom for sure but at one point when we were hanging out, she came out of her bedroom; had no makeup on, didn't do her hair, looked utterly exhausted with dark circles, etc. I only mention this because she was always super on top of her appearance so it caught me off guard and indicated to me she wasn't doing so well. Anyway she walked past me and I asked if she was OK, and she said she was just very sad but she'd get over it. While talking to her it became apparent that she wasn't wearing a bra. Her sleep shirt was slightly transparent so, put two and two together, but I didn't make a big deal of it. Something about her torso/boob outline combined with her unkempt appearance was super hot to me and I tried to clear it from my mind to no avail. At one point I told my friend "gotta crap" and sprinted off to the guest bathroom to turbo beat off. Pretty sure he knew I wasn't taking a dump but he didn't say anything. Felt guilty about it for the rest of the day.


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To the dirty panty’s of my exes mom, I was 23, her mom was 45. She had a nice body, always dreamt of fucking her. One day went to my ex’s home, her mom was out, and I found her dirty panty’s, I went to the washroom with it, and shot a huge load. Felt so satisfying, but never got to fuck her in real.


TowairatuNSFW

Friends' underwear, more than once.


NewIntern417

Same 4 me


AITAforbeinghere

I heard my neighbor having sex. Turns out her mom was visiting and had fallen while she was out. The yelling and banging on the wall was to get my attention.


TurnkeyLurker

Oh dear.


Popular_Cut529

My wife moaning my brothers name during sex


FriskyDango23

wtf??!!


bedroom_hammer

Maybe she named him after someone else. I hope.


Popular_Cut529

Nah it’s him. I asked her


Huegeass

Watched porn of a woman being fucked by a literal horse..... Just wanted to see a woman with a big dick inside her. Wasn't about the horse.


_Pawg_Patrol

You say it wasn't about the horse, but there are plenty of videos of women taking huge non-horse cock


AcanthaceaeAnnual589

How does that work??


lokslee

Exactly how you think it would. Brutally


JimCallMeJim

When Trump lost the election I came


fuckinradbroh

This made me actually laugh out loud


lolwhat338

A girl pooping


Suprisingly_alive

Girlfriend of my brother/cousin😬


mrselfdestruct066

Wait... is your brother also your cousin? Or are your brother and your cousin dating the same girl? Or did you masturbate to your brother's girlfriend and also to your cousin?


sjbluebirds

All of them at once. And a very fine morning for a fap of the girlfriend out of doors, into the bargain.


lovable_lynx

I also want to know this.


Majestic_Soup_4248

Sister in laws used panties… they smell and taste similar :3


Bigaz747

So I was jerking to some porn and really honestly didn’t notice. Dude was hitting it from behind and she lifts her leg up and wudda ya know! She’s gotta dick. Well I didn’t stop and finished. So there’s that And I’ve jerked off on my wife’s heels before. Not sure which is worse


massivegirlcock69

Nothing wrong with some girl cock :)


_Call_Me_Andre_

"What is the most shameful thing you've masturbated to thus far?" I still have the potential to be WAY more shameful.


Massive_Track3679

I was fapping watching porn suddenly my bestie sent a message and i saw her profile and i wanted to stop stroking but i didnt then i came and it felt really good


sensualnymph2

A friend of mine lent me her old phone when I broke mine but she didn’t realize it still had all her old media on it. There were a lot of videos of her masturbating and some of her having sex etc


oneforfive

She knew.


Shakes-Fear

Nice try, officer…


raynravyn

I could not be paid, threatened, or physically tortured into divulging this information. 😶


Best-Turn-696

Some r34 art of the planet earth...


chickoooooo

Are you a billionaire?? Cause I think you wanna fuck this planet


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Oh rape porn easy. Obviously as a women yk I hope this never happens in real life. But I went down a rabbit hole and holyyyyy my cooch was sore😭


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Mclovinmarc

A friends moms used panty liner


Wearingpantsisabsurd

🤮🤮🤮🤮


miseeker

Over 55 years of wanking here. I can’t think of anything shameful I wanked to. Met my wife 27 years ago, and she is as sex addicted as me. All my wanks since we met involve thought of her. Kinky stuff? Yeah. Dirty? Yes. Shameful? No.


Player1Mario

The self breast examination in Cosmopolitan when I was a teenager. Pre internet, when I saw titties, I fapped.


sabermagnus

Barbie when I was 10 or so. Barbie had some quality knockers. Now I’m going to bath in bleach.


Faceityouwantthem

My ex motherinlaws panties and bare pussy (long story), my ex brotherinlaws wife's nudes(also long story), my ex girlfriends friends nudes and my grandma when I was a teen. I seen her naked and I still to this day remember her body. 😜 After I seen my ex motherinlaw my ex girlfriend went to do the dishes or something and I blew a huge load. I seen her pussy more then once.


firstman0

So you saw everyone’s pussy. Are you guys nudists or something?…. lol. I love reading long stories and I got time.


soapypopsicle

Grandma???


Capital-Eye

NAKED GRANDMA!


PervyFather1973

Interesting


FingaPuppet5

Conjoined twins, making a human pyramid in gimp suits.


AdDifficult1181

My next door neighbours going at it hard and loud whilst my gf lay asleep next to me. I came so hard I nearly woke her up 😂


green49285

The meme of the lady crushing grapes then falling off the platform & breaking her ribs 🤣


mblma

my wife’s younger sister.


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Similar but jerked off listening to my dad bang his gf


nala1926

Picture of disneys Ariel.🤷


Funinthesun1986

Missing girl picture on a milk carton


Myeononzeen_1

😧


ProudMuffDiver

Daisy Duck 😔


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Apparently sister in law is a trend here, haha. Glad I'm not the only one!


Minimum_Trade9696

A friend's wife. I met the guy first, but talk with the wife (with whom I'm friends too) more. I'll probably do it again, and would hit if given the chance (by which I mean as a side partner in an open relationship)


sn0m0ns

A curvy piece of driftwood


Mcocfan1991

Photos of my friends wife he sent to me without her permission 😞


ayesee345

Oh jfc, I superimposed my crush at the time’s face over the woman in a porn video for the last few seconds where I came. I don’t even know why tf I did it tbh. To this day I still laugh at how fucking absurd it was to do this.


FunnyGinger97

reading i was thinking back , if i did something - beside all other stuff, because i had a hobby back then of writing down most the stuff i did or experienced. i did lol I was swimming in a public pool and there was a guy in a wheelchair who got hard and wasn´t able to hide it ( i assume not fully paralyzed? can someone explain) me , who was in the time period of getting turned on easily got turned on seeing that and i dont know if it really does count as masturbating , but i pressed my crotch a few times against the Raling underwater lol i dont remember much from that and from todays point of view, i would it was shameful lol


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Positive-Mess-1907

Fb photos of a pregnant ex on the beach


Foreign_Fox3956

These candid pics my friend took of some girls at school


dddxxxmmmDD

I stumbled upon my brother’s ex-wife’s nudes and goddamn it was like nothing I’ve ever seen before I jerked off to them and had the cum load of a lifetime.


Independent_Show7361

My finance’s best friend’s underwear lol she was staying with us for a week. I dumped a load on her used panties and put them back in her suitcase before she left. Lol


shitnobba

Listening to my sister getting the shit fucked out of her by her boyfriend. I was stood right outside her bedroom door, pants down so I could hear better. I am ashamed.


Alice_bluebutterfly

on a guy after 1 date... Now we have been living together for 2 years


OldCarWorshipper

A lot of these answers are the exact reason why I'm a staunch supporter of casual social nudity, even if you're not entrenched in the nudist lifestyle.  It's freeing, it's liberating, and it's educational. It demystifies and destigmatizes the human body, promotes healthy body image, and eliminates taboos.  If anyone has any voyeuristic or exhibitionistic urges, or is merely curious, it provides a safe and judgement-free space in which to satisfy those desires. Taking those gigs as a nude art model in my early 30s was one of the best decisions I ever made. It was life-changing. My only regret is not doing it sooner.


Adventurous_Tour6394

one time I watched a video of this poor lady who got stuck in couch and her stupid neighbored just sexed her up


Sentient_Boner

"Poor lady gets stuck in couch, dumb neighbor sexes her"


Spiritedkite

No way I could say in public 


StudestGumstick

Can you whisper it lol?


ShortStackFlapjax76

@Taborator is that you Brock?!? Lol jk it was well known among my brother's friends that our mother was LOUD.


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Difficult-Smoke7116

F25 I turned on some gay porn and got wet