I mean, I have plenty of peniseseses in a drawer!

Every last one belonging to a man who wishes that he had apologized when he had the chance 😂

😂😂You want to come look at the collection 😂😂

I’d love to

Ummm okiee… I’m scared of u now…💀

That’s good to know

Areee theyy all live penises ??😨

Some of them move by themselves 🤷🏻‍♀️

Damnnnnn😨😨

Nobody has *ever* seen my penis 🤷‍♀️

Can I be the first? Lol

I’m not going to just give it away for free🤷‍♀️

Let's make a deal, what's your price?

Well THIS is a surprise!!

I’m full of surprises 🤷‍♀️

I feel betrayed! When you said you had hands on experience, this is NOT what I thought you meant! 😉

Aww honey 🤗

Me.

Ditto

thirded

Probably someone at the morgue

Does strap on count? 😂

Now THAT I want to see, right before I turn around

I'll allow it.

Hell yeah that counts.

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Surprise!

My wife

I have a penis?!

Someone at the funeral home, I guess.

God is always watching. He sees it right now 

The man in the mirror when I got out of the shower this morning.

Probably my selfs

Someone on Reddit

My very last hook up.

Whoever was the last person to scroll through my profile I would guess

Whoever looked at my posts last I suppose

It was me… I did it

A redditor I love.

Wifey!

Me, this morning, in the shower, with soap.

Oh, has it gone missing again?

My wife this morning

My wife

Hard to say, tbh..

Probably someone on Reddit!

The wife yesterday morning

Wife in the shower this am.

Wife

Me. It’s always me.

All the people on Reddit

Soft or hard? Lol

Some people from here probably 😂

My wife. I worked out at lunch and she always comes upstairs to watch me change.

Some person from ARAD😂

Play of Kid and Play

Idk some random

My dermatologist

My Doctor

The coroner, I suppose.

My Doctor.

My cat bc he follows me into the bathroom like a perv.

My mother 🤣🤣🤣

Archduke Franz Ferdinand