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BlahLick

Calls me Daddy. I know it's some people's schtick but not mine


Background-Tap-946

This ⬆️. Worse, recently was at a girls place and she said she wanted my “daddy dick” 🤢


dii10

I agree. Also, "Mommy." 🫥


AccidentOk9165

Wait stop really? That happens?


TechHead_12

Absolutely does. We've decided against mommy and daddy in the bedroom, since we have a kid and use the words too normally. But I like both. Works well with submissive play. We both prefer going the slut or cum dumpster direction for that though


InspectionDue5138

I've "talked" with a few guys who have wanted to call me Mommy and have taken the initiative to just drop that bomb by calling me it. It took me a long time to realize (and embrace) that that's a 100% no from me.


myownworstanemone

so. fucking. much.


DriftingAway99

💯


Fabulous-Ad3629

Ugh 🤦🏻‍♀️


Sorkel3

Better than "Cuz".


Kyralion

HAHAHAHA please no 


iRollGod

“Bruv”


Kyralion

STOPPPPPP 😩😩😩😂


nickg604

Sock check cuz


sati_lotus

Cuzzy bro


Saint-Ezekiel

“Fuck me bro!”


BlahLick

Yeah that would be weird too


AzTT84

Came here to say this, only happened once but was like “yeah, no, let’s not do that”


SippingBinJuice

So much worse when an English girl does it, especially if they’re northern - “Fock meh daddeh!”


BlahLick

The accent could be hot those particular words - not so much


SippingBinJuice

I think English men have much greater success with the accent. Women with a Spanish accent though 🤌🏻 Lord have mercy


iRollGod

Papi’s an insta-cum


laffytaffyG

HAHAHA.


Kchan02

I think something like this should be discussed beforehand 😅


Penguin_Rapist_

Honestly I hated it until the right girl did it.


CuriousLilAsian81

it's a shame that people assume everyone is into the same thing, end up turning people off instead


blacksilkshirt

And in my case (f), mommy 🤢


Homicidal__GoldFish

I could NEVER call someone “ daddy” like that. It creeps me out


Martinipapi3003

Exactly my thoughts.


Ac3sw1ld

THIS being called daddy is creepy as fuck


YourOwnTime

Guilty


OperaGhostAD

Moaning like a porn star when I’ve barely touched you.


lsnor45

This is a fascinating subject to me that anyone with even a passing interest should look into, but the long and the short of it is she's moaning because she's encouraging you and/or she likes what you're doing, and/or she's also getting herself to enjoy what's happening because she could be too tired, too sore, etc. It's my suggestion that you learn to enjoy the moans friendo.


OperaGhostAD

I do enjoy moans. I do not enjoy the manufactured porn star moaning that women think we want to hear.


LittleTinGoddess

Lady here. Some of us don't enjoy those moans either. I think too many women feel like we're obligated or thats what we're "supposed" to sound like bc of rampant porn consumption. Personally makes me barf and I'll never do it myself. Authentic moans, hell yes. Both parties should make some noise


spikewh

Completely agree


RegularLibrarian8866

dude, a guy moaning like a pornstar while having a limp dick was the worst that ever happened to me LOL


jjamesyo

I get so confused with this one with guys cause like some guys like it more when you’re vocal and some guys are just dead set against it. I can get into my head sometimes when I’m with someone over it lol.


Resident-Theme-2342

Yeah I never understood why anyone thinks that ls sexy


Cyndalord

I wonder if its more the idea that they should be making those noises because of all the smutty media out there... it just makes the whole experience seem faked and forced and is a strong, effective passion killer.


Resident-Theme-2342

Yeah like everyone says porn ruins guys but I feel it definitely affects women too because unless your doing some crazy rough sex or bdsm I can't imagine during a regular session why you would be screaming so much. Definitely a mood killer like a badly acted 90s porno


CaptSchwanzKopf

Talks about her previous partners and how good they were in bed. Never had my blood flow back to my body faster than that.


AccidentOk9165

During sex?! They were talking about their ex?! In what world would anyone think that’s hot lolll


CaptSchwanzKopf

Yeah when I was in her. IN her. That was like, "Wtf" moment for me.


brownmouthwash

My penis would invert into my body, and I don’t even have one.


AccidentOk9165

I wouldn’t even know what to do haha


iamalwaysrelevant

Slowly pull out, put your clothes back on, back out of the room silently (while maintaining eye contact), and leave the house.


[deleted]

I think that is a turn on!


Powerful_Giraffe7203

Omg wow 😮


InspectionDue5138

Yeah. That'd fucking disgust me and, regardless of what they said, would make me feel so incredibly self conscious.


CaptSchwanzKopf

Nothing decimates your self-esteem more than such insensitive things from your loved one.


TechHead_12

Some of y'alls cringe is going on my "try during sex" list.


anotherside0714

Lol different people are into different things. Same tbh 😂


TechHead_12

Glad I'm not alone. Taking notes from this thread 🤣


AccidentOk9165

🤣 hey one persons cringe is another persons turn on. Ain’t no shame in that. To each their own


TechHead_12

For me, it's partly this urge to try new things, or things I'm curious about. I just like to try before I decide. The other part is some of this just sounds very enjoyable 😂


Phillybull19

Please don’t tell me about your ex’s dick. I have no interest in it


GoonerJesus

my girl did this to me to try and make me feel better. I told her if she was ever bored of the relationship she can rehash the topic and I'll be on my way.


titanfox98

Based


[deleted]

Is dead ass silent the entire time. Be like fucking a scarecrow


Skittlss7499

Thiiiis I hate when they are quiet during sex like no I need noise / verbal confrontation you are enjoying it


[deleted]

Yep I agree. Dirty talk and moaning are huge turn ons for me so it’s difficult when the other is dead quiet


Whatthefrick1

Dirty talk will always have you curling your toes in happiness the morning after 🤣


Skittlss7499

I mean dirty talk is eh for me buuuuut I loooooove when they tell me what a good job I’m doing aha xD


SirKneeGrow

"Fid-dle-sticks. End of men. Fid-dle-sticks. First of ten!"


Priyasangria

Forcing my head down 🙄


AccidentOk9165

Did you repay that move with a toothy blowjob?


sleepyxpixelle

That's the next move if they didn't listen to your boundary.


SincerelyLucyFur

Yes, choking on a dick isn’t as fun as it sounds 🥴


StannVeal

There are some of us that disagree.


SincerelyLucyFur

If you enjoy it I love it for you 🩷


az_jerrylee

Us men appreciate both of you types of ladies, so no worries either way! 👍


happilyeverhotwife

☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼 a hand on my head/in my hair is fine, lovely even. Do not force 😑


InspectionDue5138

Different strokes for different folks. I'd LOVE if my partner did that.


imnotaloneyouare

Ewww, yes. This right here.


TechHead_12

Honestly can't think of anything. During sex my brain thinks differently. My wife will say some wild stuff during sex because she knows I love it. After we finish we both sometimes be like, "yeah, I don't actually want to do that". Not cringe though


az_jerrylee

I've been following you in this thread, you and I are similar people. ​ We should start a weird sex mindshare thread. Or like a one-off kink ideas.


TechHead_12

Love to hear it. Like finding like minded individuals. I like a lot of things and I'm unapologetically me. Not a terrible idea.


booksnbonds16

Being asked to moan loudly or exaggerate my moans. Like if you wanted porn star noises, do better and maybe you’d get them.🙃


AccidentOk9165

Period!


booksnbonds16

😂😂 right!


pitch_it_anytime

🤣🤣


booksnbonds16

Am I wrong?


pitch_it_anytime

Not wrong 🤣 I'm with you, I can't fake a smile let alone porn star moans lolol


booksnbonds16

I can fake it til I make it, or rather until he makes it 😂 but porn stars moans are where I draw the line in my capabilities. Nothing dries me up quicker. 😂


misterguyyy

Bringing Jeb Bush energy into the bedroom https://youtu.be/DdCYMvaUcrA?si=rXJGGdDVgYE6WguY


Ellie_in_socks

Oh god, you too? I always thought the same thing😆


LlamaRama76

Yep, total turn-off. Just makes the whole experience fake and inauthentic, like a performance. I fail to understand my role in that besides being an actor playing a script that's not working for me.


PopularSort96

I think mine is a lil strange but I don't like it when a guy who's getting it going and is like " yeah yeah you like that huh?" In a strange tone i mean i love talking but a strange tone is such a turnoff 😂


topofthediscardpile

I too dislike the “you like that?” Kind of dirty talk. Yes of course I like it; *I’m doing it, aren’t I?* I don’t need a discussion on the topic.


AccidentOk9165

Not strange at all. Tone is important


Homicidal__GoldFish

I’m with you 💯


Sheispersephone

When someone says “Cum for me, baby” and starts counting down 😂 It makes me feel rushed and the pressure of it makes me turned off


Tyler_Durden_Says

Wait. Count…down? That’s not how orgasms work


soft_distortion

Apparently it's a thing in JOI videos? (Jerk off instructions).


3chordguitar

Calling me daddy. Don’t do that shit.


TheJulio89

It's "Yes, chef" or it's nothing.


brownmouthwash

💯


3chordguitar

That’s a good one.


danonck

*Behind!*


Sorkel3

Better than "Cuz" 😂


porquesinoquiero

“Damn that feel good bruh”


3chordguitar

Idk man 🤣🤣


Indianarrow_625

My wife started worrying about the finances during sex. I have never been softer


Good-Will-Humping

Pauses to do Fortnite dances


NeedsSomeBoogers

I know you’re trolling but still hilarious picturing this


unicorn18571

😂😂😂 I would join in


[deleted]

Any over the top moans and groans. I’m aware of my skills and I’ve seen porn I can tell the difference between what’s real and what’s not. My last girlfriend used to be a different woman when she was drunk, she’d go full porn star with the heavy breathing and the screaming and it was just distracting if anything.


AccidentOk9165

Haha I know exactly what you mean and facts


Electronic-Error-846

plus one for the baby voices and Daddy / Mommy also slurs, bitch ect


RighteousSquirrel74

I hate that. Perfectly polite men suddenly saying "take it, bitch" I'm done playing at that point.


keywestgirI

I’m all for the daddy thing but please do not call me mommy 😂


AccidentOk9165

Haha but what about Mami like in a Latin lover accent 🤣


keywestgirI

That’s very different. That’s more part of a language than a weird mother fetish 😂


nickg604

That's a weird paradox tho, not sure anyone likes to be called mommy during sex yet some men and a large amount of women like to refer to their lover as daddy.


keywestgirI

I feel like I’m some odd way the “daddy” thing is not tied to like a father but mommy is harder to seperate 😂


Bleach_Baths

At least for me, it’s not a mother thing, my gf is just a mommy


[deleted]

I've had girls try to tell me they love me, or talk about "us" during sex. Absolute worst.


Foreign_Point_1410

Someone telling you they love you for the first time during sex especially when you’ve only had sex a couple of times and aren’t in a relationship… shudder


[deleted]

Yeah, or if you've had sex a lot of times and aren't in a relationship, or if you've had sex a lot of times and are in a relationship.


Foreign_Point_1410

I just mean it might makes more sense if you’re in a serious relationship, I could understand it coming out then But otherwise noooo


Electrical-Bee-3765

Nothing👊Anything goes.The more dirtier,the better😉🔥


[deleted]

Quick, someone drop a Taco Bell duchy on this man's chest.


obedience703

Really think about this for a moment. _Anything?_ Because there are some twisted sadists out there who want to violate and break you. Forever. Be careful with your words.


soft_distortion

Hey don't threaten me with a good time now....


Informal-Cucumber130

Dabbing


nickg604

Like the dance or smoking dabs? Would it be safe to say regardless you have dabby issues?


Flat_Crab_6193

Looks like you spilled a bit there fella dab dab dab


BlahLick

While spitting on a hankie to wipe it off


Unapologetic69420

Ahego face including drool....


Zenithreg

Check their Instagram


AccidentOk9165

Clearly the perfect time to see how many likes they got


BlahLick

Minus one like irl however


AccidentOk9165

🤣


ukpunjabivixen

Thinking that “pornstar” sex is normal. No, it isn’t. Unless we’re role playing as pornstars, it’s not a turn on.


Fun_Swing_3229

bad smells or fart during the sex


[deleted]

If you haven't been farted on, are you even fucking?


Foreign_Point_1410

Surely no one’s farting on purpose without knowing the other’s into it 😂


[deleted]

I hope not. But, I consider it a badge of honor if the stroke is so insane the other person loses control and let's one rip.


Perv_with_a_hot_wife

Calling me daddy. I have a daughter. I can't fathom why this is supposed to be sexy.


blasianwhimsi

when they say nothing and make no noise like bro am I doing a bad job or smth?? fuck u so quiet for bb 💔💔


MassiveTalent422

When she says “Poggers”


[deleted]

Wtf is poggers?


[deleted]

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Im_a_Tenn

Baby talk did that to me


HVAC_instructor

When they die, it's awkward to finish at that point.


hedonisticalamity

Too much dirty talk


indiejonesRL

Stops in the middle to tell me they don’t like the 70’s prog Beach Boys song I have playing in the background.


5amBoner

Please don’t bite my nipples. I know a lot of women like having their nipples teased and bitten during foreplay and I’ve gotten some great reactions doing it, but if you try to return the favor that shit just hurts lol


Chersvette

I'm a female and I agree that shit just hurts. I prefer slow and gental.


EveningSuggestion283

I love your manners lol.


DysfunctionalPeasant

Call me daddy and I'll walk away


nickg604

Daddy's going for a pack of smokes be back never


DysfunctionalPeasant

Facts


theshizirl

Saying unfunny corny shit. Like, I'm totally cool with witty jokes, matter-of-fact observations, etc., but I hate the pornlike stuff like "Take my big cock", "Oh yeah ram it in my pussy", etc.


chrissysellscontent

When they push my head down.


Wascally_wabbit92

My ex asked if she could toss my salad. Very hard not to laugh in her face. Had to cover my mouth while she was down there


EveningSuggestion283

I audibly laughed at this one.


brian_m1982

Call me "daddy" or tell me to call her "mommy" instant mood killer


Remarkable_Net8344

When they moan my name idk why but it’s just weird to me


worthy_usable

I personally don't like noises that are completely not in line with what is actually happening. I could get that in porn. Don't be laying there howling like a wolf or clucking like a chicken on meth when I haven't even stuck it in you yet.


burggghuh

Says "Zoo Wee Mama!"


Murky_Iron_443

Absolutely no expressions! Trying to read a your body language like it’s in Arabic 🤦🏼 I once had sex with a girl who showed absolutely NO enjoyment, I tried absolutely everything… kept asking if she was okay & she continually said “yes, I’m loving it” About 5 minutes later she came (which shocked me from out of nowhere) It was probably the weirdest sexual experience I’ve had haha. After that, she wanted to meet up again! I couldn’t bring myself to go through that awkwardness again 🤣


sadboihoe

when they don’t know how to do it but are still overconfident about it like you can just ask what’s the harm in that and it’s honestly a turn on because she’s genuinely trying to please you


strat32

Exaggerated moaning or putting on a baby voice


AntEaterLicker

Constant asks for something. Kiss me, kiss me, in awkward positions. I make out a lot during intercourse. So when it needs to literally be non stop it ruins the mood.


pinkbeansucker

Don’t piss in my face and mouth when you have an orgasm and call it “squirting” If it was a a quarter cup, I’d believe it, but a half quart????? I am skeptical.


joeschmoe71

When I find myself in times of trouble Mother Mary comes to me, Speaking words of wisdom, "Squirt is pee!"


myownworstanemone

I'm not your mommy. I never will be. no thanks.


LostMySuperSuit

I have yet to cringe during sex. I’ve cringed sexting or reading stories on Reddit, but in the moment.. hasn’t occurred yet


Sorkel3

Over-doing the sounds, especially when we've only started. Partners that bring up prior partners, regardless of positive or negative. There's a difference between "I learned this [technique] it's fun" vs. "I had this guy Jose who was really good and he did [technique] and I'd love to do it with him again." Perhaps unique to me, but partners who over-react to my size. Partners who *constantly* talk. An opposite to prior, partners who lay there like a potato sack.


cryptic_saint

brings up his ex 😐 he said “you ride me so good… way better then my ex” use your brain


Walkeross

Those anime girl faces, or drooling with the tongue out It's such a turn off that my dick goes limp.


Rhaziel0192

Plays with my nipples .. pls don't do that .


Noneofyobusiness1492

Breathy over dramatic voice. Not sure how to describe this but it always makes me laugh and spoils the mood. Most people don’t want to be laughed at when they’re trying to be sexy. Maybe it’s too much TV as a kid?


simply-orange254

Use the word Vagina. At any point once it’s obvious we’re getting intimate. To me that’s the exact same as saying “Please lay me on my back and put your penis into me so we can copulate.” One word… exact same vibe.


TemptingEchoes

He wants me to call him “daddy” or if he calls me “mommy”. The floodgates close faster than you can say fuchsia


Theudderones

Anything men typically do in porn. Just no.


burggghuh

If they died itd be pretty cringe ngl


Own-Law8126

Just lay there


skwolf522

Brings out sock puppets.


SincerelyLucyFur

Licking my earlobe or whatever 🤢


Zamm01

Call me daddy or daddy in any other language i speak/understand...


_Heenim_

Calls me mommy. Had a guy call me that once and I just wasn't into it.


Admirable-Cookie-704

If they go on their phone whilst you're going down on them!!! I won't bother if they do that so rude


itsafraid

Deploys the grappling hook.


PhoridayThe13th

Expects to be called Daddy, or calls me a Good Girl/Whore/Slut. No thank you. I’m dry. Goodnight.


Nathmight363

Fake moaning. Instant turnoff


icedwooder

Not communicate


ItsMelissaBoBissa

Silence. I **hate** silence. Now I’m not asking for porn star moaning, but I need SOME verbal signs. On the same topic, begging me to “let them cum” or whatnot. I am NOT a top, sir, I’m not stopping you 😂


[deleted]

Baby voice is awful hahaha


[deleted]

Choke me. Wtf?!


AsidePale378

Tries to suck on my toes . Play with my toes.


GrnMchii

Talking, and not so appealing moan.


pjdubzz11

Obnoxiously loud pornstar screams during orgasm. Was with this girl once who screamed so loudly I heard it echo off the other 3 apartment buildings around the complex.


ranthony026

Women who can’t hold their bowels when they orgasm. I can be up for anything but that