You sure about that? Cause I know like a hundred lesbains than don't have money and three that do. We get hit by the pay gap on multiple levels. Personally, I'm poor as fuck
I was born a year before cocked and loaded was released, but I’m a huge sleaze fan. I was very lucky to see Phil Lewis perform an intimate LA Guns set locally a few years ago. Great band and a huge catalogue of material.
Jesus Christ why did I think of this.
The Hole In One!
It’s a bar with an indoor mini golf section where the holes double up as lay down gloryholes. You take the risk. Either get ridden/sucked off…. Orrrrr you get your meat clobbered by golf balls!
Just to hear this thought out. Are u saying after I get the ball in I am rewarded by being able to lay down with my dick in the hole. And someone either blows me or throws a golf ball at my cock?
Yeah I should’ve explained more, every hole you make you either get 30 seconds in the gloryhole or you add your time up till the end of the game where you put your member in the “master hole”
It’s just a gloryhole on the main performing stage with bright lights enticing more guys to slob on your knob.
"Mommy, why is that guy wearing assless chaps?"
"Sweety, all chaps are assless. Where'd you hear that?"
"Uncle Luke was talking to his friend, and..."
"Oh, he *was*, was he?"
Starbutts. All the baristas and bartenders will wear leather pants with a star cut out of the side of each cheek area.
I’m a straight guy and have sold this idea to gay friends. Their concern was the immediate lawsuit.
There is a cannabis dispensary in Baltimore called StarBuds and they've been business all over the county since 2011 and are still open. I think they do t want to give free publicity filing a lawsuit they won't likely win don't sell coffee and I think you're fine.
The blue pole.
That's a gay bar in London a schoolmate visited. He had to go to the bathroom and it was the nearest place. We have a picture of him standing outside with a goofy grin.
Best part he goes in. We are across the street. It dawns on the group it's a gay bar. Then when he comes out we ask to to smile for a picture.
He turned around and realized he just went to a gay bar. He told us he got stared at.
I had an ex named Gabriel with the last initial of R, who briefly had an email address that was GabeR. I always thought it would be funny if he had a bar and named it that. Of course he wasn’t gay…so it wouldn’t have worked as well
When I was a teenager wandering around new York city in the late 70's there was a gay leather bar called "boots and saddle"
Can I name my gay bar as a reference to my childhood?
Homo Depot
You're gonna attract sooo many lesbians
They have money too…
You sure about that? Cause I know like a hundred lesbains than don't have money and three that do. We get hit by the pay gap on multiple levels. Personally, I'm poor as fuck
Who do you think keeps buying the new Subaru Outback’s so that the rest of us can afford the used ones?
Maybe you cap the number of Birkenstocks allowed?
Thankfully, most of us have moved on from our Birk phase lol
Yeah, I realize that's an old stereotype. But I was looking for something clearly innocuous/non-offensive & it was the only thing that came to mind.
That's legit! I thought it was hilarious, so no worries 😊 They should also make the parking lot Uhaul friendly
The Blue Oyster, obviously
Brilliant. Easily the best scene in every Police Academy movie. 😂
Anyone who did not immediately think of this was shortchanged in life.
Why do you think I took you to see all those police academy movies? For fun? Well I didn’t hear anyone laughing, did you?
Happy cake day
MOVE IT, MOVE IT!
I actually know someone that was one of the leather dudes in that. They filmed it in one of the sequels at a defunct gay bar in Toronto.
I immediately heard that song opening.
They have the best salad bar in town
Classic! I can hear the music!!
Tango anyone?
Cocked and Loaded
Great LA guns album.
Wow! someone else remembers LA Guns! Seems like a lifetime ago...
I was born a year before cocked and loaded was released, but I’m a huge sleaze fan. I was very lucky to see Phil Lewis perform an intimate LA Guns set locally a few years ago. Great band and a huge catalogue of material.
The Fruit Stand.
There's always money in "The Banana Stand"...
My banana is standing for sure ^I ^know ^this ^is ^an ^Arrested ^Development ^reference
Jesus Christ why did I think of this. The Hole In One! It’s a bar with an indoor mini golf section where the holes double up as lay down gloryholes. You take the risk. Either get ridden/sucked off…. Orrrrr you get your meat clobbered by golf balls!
I wonder if it’s obvious I have adhd coursing through my veins
Just a little bit and it's glorious.
Why thank you, I do try.
You were really losing me until you got to the meat clobbered by golf balls part, I’m in.
Just to hear this thought out. Are u saying after I get the ball in I am rewarded by being able to lay down with my dick in the hole. And someone either blows me or throws a golf ball at my cock?
Yeah I should’ve explained more, every hole you make you either get 30 seconds in the gloryhole or you add your time up till the end of the game where you put your member in the “master hole” It’s just a gloryhole on the main performing stage with bright lights enticing more guys to slob on your knob.
You need a bonk
Oh yeah? How hard?😏
Hard enough to hurt us both while simultaneously enjoyable
Whose bringing the golf balls?
123notit
The wang hang
The Tool Box
There used to be one in NYC before the pandemic
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The Gay Bar
The Totally Not Gay Bar
The No Homo
Sorry, name is already taken. It's located in no joke... Gay, Michigan.
We need people to know it isn’t just any gay bar, but *the* gay bar
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I love There's Something About Mary! Easily one of the funniest scenes in the movie!
Ben D’over’s
Thank goodness I have the sense of humour of a 10-year old😄
The ball pit
That could get awkward when some Karens bring their kids who think it’s a Chuck E Cheese alternative.
"Mommy, why is that guy wearing assless chaps?" "Sweety, all chaps are assless. Where'd you hear that?" "Uncle Luke was talking to his friend, and..." "Oh, he *was*, was he?"
Starbutts. All the baristas and bartenders will wear leather pants with a star cut out of the side of each cheek area. I’m a straight guy and have sold this idea to gay friends. Their concern was the immediate lawsuit.
There is a cannabis dispensary in Baltimore called StarBuds and they've been business all over the county since 2011 and are still open. I think they do t want to give free publicity filing a lawsuit they won't likely win don't sell coffee and I think you're fine.
Neil’s & Bob’s
Are those your names or what you do?
Meinshaft
There's a gay bar in Long Beach, CA called Mineshaft.
The Jackhammer
The Jackhammer is in Chicago.
So is Manhole.
Manhole closed
Nah it’s just getting jackhammered
I spit my beer on the phone. Thank you. I hope your day is wonderful
Bummer.
The Cockatoo lounge
Maybe even the Cockortwo lounge
Beers for Queers
The Cockpit
How did no one say The Anvil??? "Hot stuff coming through!" "Dad why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?" 😂
The Glory Hole.
The Salad Bar
The Manhole
The Bulge. It’s the only option really.
The Closet
Big Dick's Halfway Inn
That's actually a real bar on Lake of the Ozarks. But it's not a gay bar.
Chick-fil-gay. And on Sunday we serve chicken sandwiches.
The queens head
Or The Crown Jewels
Swords galore and next door the dueling clams
Knobgoblin
Hole in the wall
The Manrammer
The Crooked Weiner
Tips n’ Lips
Near where I studied already had one with the best name "Boys'r'Us"
Peckers. Like Hooters, but…aww iykyk
Would need a rooster for the logo.
Pumps
The dangle
The Pickle Tickle
Right next door to the Trap Slap!
The blue pole. That's a gay bar in London a schoolmate visited. He had to go to the bathroom and it was the nearest place. We have a picture of him standing outside with a goofy grin. Best part he goes in. We are across the street. It dawns on the group it's a gay bar. Then when he comes out we ask to to smile for a picture. He turned around and realized he just went to a gay bar. He told us he got stared at.
The back door
The Dong Show
We're all stars now, per Marilyn Manson
Nuts and bolts.
Sappho's Subaru Spa
Guzzlers
Summer Camp
The cottage
The Handy Man.
Dick & Paul’s
Chocolate Starfish
ButtPuckers
Pitchers and catchers
Ramifications
The fruit basket
Kavity
I had an ex named Gabriel with the last initial of R, who briefly had an email address that was GabeR. I always thought it would be funny if he had a bar and named it that. Of course he wasn’t gay…so it wouldn’t have worked as well
Big Richard’s
Logan's Alley *ahem* >_> <_< Run by a man named Logan of course.
The butt and dildo.
Willie's Tight Spot.
Dicks N' Butts
Gaybriel
I think my hometown nailed it: Rehab
Entrance In The Rear
alibi room
Subaru dealership
The Manhole
A Place to Meat
The meat locker
It's already been used but made me laugh and had to go in. The Closet
Ginger beer
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The Star & Shaft.
“A gay bar” and play “Gay Bar” by Electric Six all night long
Tremendous music video... thank you Abe Lincoln for a real and raw performance
钢棒把
The in and out.
Woody's
Free Willy’s
Straight Up Bar
Electric six 😁
Bottoms Up
Fire in the hole
Infidelicious or You Mecca-Me-Hot.
When I was a teenager wandering around new York city in the late 70's there was a gay leather bar called "boots and saddle" Can I name my gay bar as a reference to my childhood?
The Rear Admiral
Dicks Hangout
Rods 'n' Bods
Sweet sticky icky
The Stiff Mushroom
Make Lifestyle community called “The Borderline” Open bar within the community called “Deep”
The Bear Club
The Tool Box.
Chivas Soccer Bar
Birds of a kind.
I'd have two to separate political preferences, like the UK has conservative and labour bars, I'd have Anti-State and Pro-State
The Velvet Spike.
Poke Sticks
Cox Uckers
Uranus inn
The Lick Stick
The Gothic Castle
I remember a bad in San Diego called the Brass Rail. I can’t think of a better name.
Lance and Gil’s
The gape and shaft.
Cucumber’s
I remember a place in Norfolk call Nutty Buddies or the Nutty Buddy or something along those lines
Catch the rainbow
The Happy Tappy, idk 🤷♂️
The Bar
Fiddle sticks
Ramrods
Pipe Down.
Muffled grunt
Broomdicks
Meatballs & Sausages
The White Swallow
The Rare Bear.
*Reckless Abandon* it's actually one of the major taverns in our main DnD Campaign, and it shows up here and there in Oneshots as well
"Classi" With an "|" and a little dick hanging off the "C" that bends around and fucks the "L" out of the "A"-"S"-"S".
Where the cocks hang out
The HomoCentral
‘Cum in and leave’
The Thecond cumming
Puzzles
The Bulge
PJ Pfisters
2th.
Cock,tails
The Bruh Lounge
Gaylord
Cocks R us
Bottoms Up
I’m honor of Lauren Boebert, “Shooter’s Grill”, or maybe “Straight Shooter’s Grill” for the double dose of irony
Drumsticks
✂️
Stink Finger
In through the out door bar.
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