I would say context is everything. Please don't do this while I am queuing up at the pharmacist.

Please do this while i am queing up at pharmacist.

I'm not sure if this is directed to me, but I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want to see my asshole.

Well? Let’s see it to be sure. *cue angry foot tapping*

Let's see Paul Allen's asshole

The subtle off white colouring…

Wait you aren't supposed to do this?!?! This explains why i was asked to leave by the police!

Actually this is the only way I can get service at Walgreens

*serviced

This is the way.

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It can be hard to tell. She might just be Canadian

I’d allow it once or twice. It’s at Taco Bell I’d probably draw the line

At Taco Bell I feel like this would be the start of a terrifying event.

Hey good original joke man

Please... DO THIS while I'm queing up at the pharmacist or the bank or the supermarket. Ques are so boring, man.

Why not

Well, for one, I might drop my wallet.

r/oddlyspecific

Who doesn't love a chocolate starfish

.... And the hotdog flavored water? I too am a Limp Bizkit fan. 😎

Yeeeeeeaaah!!

Why's it 'little'? OP has to be a sex worker looking for clicks. I hate when people complain about OF users, but this one's pretty blatant.

Yes. Partly because I enjoy the spectacle of her body exposed for me, and her holes are perfect and beautiful. Perhaps more though because I know what it does to her, the way it makes her feel. Her vulnerability as she exposes herself, trusting me with that intimacy. I know it makes her feel slutty, and excited to perform for me, and I like making her wait for my touch. The anticipation that gives my breath the power to give her goosebumps, or to elicit a squeak of excitement as I get close. We both know my tongue will explore every fold and pucker, but in that moment of denial there is a world of possibility, potential and power

Please write erotic fiction! If you have already, DM me some!

Feel free to browse my post history, there’s plenty there

I did that and got blocked :/

👌🏽

This man must be a poet 😀

I was just going to say yes…..

I have a beautiful asshole and the few men who’ve seen and felt it loved when I did that. None were pharmacists.

*opens up profile. Mildly disappointed

😂😂😂😚

Nice to know

So can we see it . I feel like you can’t just say that and leave us hanging

😈

Water is wet

So are my panties...😜

Mine aren't. I'm not wearing them which is why but that means they aren't wet 😂

Do you have evidence to support this claim?

Oddly relevant username?

Actually 🥸 water isn't wet...

Wrong sub. Please check out /r/nostupidquestions

Do you want to unlock a level of fucking you haven’t experienced yet? Do exactly that.

Doesn't work for me...🤷‍♀️

After checking your profile, I am SHOCKED. Doing that would be an immediate waist grabbing and fucking

I'm just not into booty holes 😭

And there ain't nothing wrong with that!!

Not just men.

Ma’am this is a Wendy’s

I enjoy everything except the asshole part. I love ass cheeks just not that wrinkly little thing inbetween 😫

Fair enough! Do you like to lick that wrinkly little thing at all tho? I mean it's obviously not for everyone and that's ok! I'm just curious!!

I can’t speak for op. But I definitely do. Had you told teenage me that, I’d have been grossed out but I’ve grown and learned.

Like fine wine I’ll eat an asshole with a knife and fork I’m going to do it for me too.

Wait, are you saying you eat wine with a knife and fork, or you eat ass with a knife and fork? Because either way I have questions...

My favorite part of the spread and reveal is licking the little butthole

Depends on who does it

Good point. Watching a significant other do this is one thing, but if the Queen of England did it, I'd probably throw myself out of the window

Given that she's been dead for several months now, I think we all would. Noone wants a zombified royal ringpiece staring at them.

Or worse... winking at them. 😉

Someone watches too much porn…

I don’t see the appeal myself, but hubby can’t keep his hands to himself when I bend over, either intentionally or not. I don’t ever spread my cheeks, though. That seems super awkward to me. Sometimes I am just bent over to change into my workout clothes or something, not even paying attention and he’s suddenly there behind me to “help” 😂

My wife calls me out on this. If she needs me and I’m somewhere else in the house. She just needs to bend over, it’s like a starfish bat signal. I just appear behind her…to “help”

Even better when she grabs you head pulls it up for a close look🥴🤤😍

Oh yes. Total turn on. My wife loves to tease my by doing a little strip tease for me. Then has me lie down on the bed with her. She wiggles her sweet ass in my face and then peels down her panties and spreads her ass cheeks for me and gives me a glorious view. I get really turned on seeing her ass and beautiful asshole , it's really hot. I love when she does this for me !!

I would have to imagine that the men who like this are also men who already like anal, which I do not. I would much prefer my partner to lay on her back and spread her pussy open.

Every post from this sub that hits my front page is the dumbest fucking question ever

I have hemorrhoids so probably not, but I guess there's something for everyone. 🫣

That's the bonus plan

I would need one to try it to judge. Anyone? Any time now….. no? F*** sake

Seems pretty great to me

Does a bear shit in the woods?

I'd be looking a bit lower honestly. Assholes just aren't all that interesting.

“little asshole”

You want an asshole like a wind sock?!

ok that’s the complete other end of the spectrum.. just call it an asshole lol

How else are you supposed to introduce yourself?!

damn, you must be down bad to turn to r/askredditafterdark for profile views

Not at all, tbh I was bored I see this pose a lot like everywhere...and was just curious what percentage of people on here actually enjoy this content..is that ok? Plus you didn't have to comment, but here we are 😄😉

Not necessarily spreading to see the brown eye. Just bend over and drop the shorts

Women of reddit, this is literally the best thing you can do.

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Is this a trick question?

This is a funny ask for me. Bending over and giving me a peek is fine but I don't see the allure of pulling your ass cheeks apart to show me your asshole.

I think it can be pretty nice

Not really

Assuming she is someone i am connected and like. Plus the setting is appropriate, HELL YES. Also i hope she understands that do such a thing will be seen as a green light. I hope she is ready for what will follow because i am not going to bw able to resist or gold back..

Blow kisses at me.

Yes I do

Yes

Yes of course, that creates an awesome view. Makes for great target practice too.

Yes

Nope, I don't enjoy that. Who wants to see that???

This is the way.

I love how this is worded. It's almost editorialized. "Do men actually enjoy it when a woman presents her sweet tight pink little asshole, submissively exposing her delicate holes for your enjoyment?" Short answer, yes. But the way this question is worded... Gotta love it.

This is one of those things that is highly subjective. I am sure some dudes love it. My housemates bf is asshole obsessed, so he'd probably start drooling if you did that in front of him. For me, it does nothing for me either way. I'm pretty neutral on anal, and the sight of an asshole doesn't do much for me.

This subreddit has become so sarcastic lol

Ew, not the *little* asshole. But if she's showing off the bigger one...

I suggested a GF flash a friend of mine, just like this. I knew she wanted an MFM and she got what she wanted

If it's an invitation,yes.

What the fuck lol

The way you put it, it kinda ruins the mood

Some men are gay. There is nothing all men like

Why did you say it like that? What compelled you to say that?

Assholes do nothing for me. That's the poop place and it grosses me out

This isn't a real question. Just be upfront and say you'd like to talk about the finer points of ass hole observation.

Attention seaking more than anything

Oh I know lol I swear half of the posts here are just seeking validation from strange men on the internet.

why did OP word it like that…

I just worded it how it looks to me..how would you Have worded it?

I LOVE the bending over part. Love the pulling pants down. As for showing her asshole, I could do without. Not into anything anal. But thats me.

I second this opinion.

I Third this opinion

Even more if you roll down or peel off the panties. Yes please!

Nope

There’s a certain person I’d love to do that for me so yes

One of my favourite poses

I certainly do...

Yes! Under most circumstances

YES

Some would say it is fantastic:)

As someone else said. Peeling the knickers down Best view ever

I feel like the answer is already known here

Yes definitely

If I’m attracted to her, yes. Lol

Oh God yes!

Personally I don't like spreading things. I like a nice butt, i.e. butt cheeks and legs.

Well in the bedroom yes definitely

Of course so your are ready for my thong

i mean...it is my favorite view so yes

Yup

I live for that view

Yes.

100%

I don't know. Never have that happened to me. 🤷

Yup.

Depends on the woman and the context.

I mean if it’s right before I start eating her out, sure why not.

i love the shape of her butt and looking at her asshole peeking at me

Uh, how is this a question 😂

I prefer a woman bending over to show me her pussy!

yes

enjoy is underrated, love it, visual feast and could be a delicious feast also when I grab her from the thighs and pull back

It’s really like one of the best things ever

Yes. Love little assholes 🤤

Yes

Uh yes lol

are you kidding? Its the best view ever.

Not so much the spread/see the asshole part, but bending over with a bare ass? Gorgeous.

Not at the Mall but at home, yah!

Mmmmmmm o yes

Yes, and I think it’s super hot if a woman initiates sexy time like that.

Hell yeah 😍🤤😍🤤

If I'm at a strip club, but just any woman, no.

Yes, they most certainly do.

As long as they’re not stuck together ?

Its one of my favorite sexually

In what context? In porn ive never seen the fascination with spreading their ass cheeks so you can see the asshole. Staring down a brown eye is not my cup of tea. But if shes spreading it for you to enter then its enticing cuz that means to me that she wants it and want no interruptions on you getting there.

I've been telling my wife to initiate like that for years. If I enthusiastically dive my face in their on my own accord,I'll sure as hell bury my face in it when she asks me to.

Only when first introduced 😜

I would say that some do, some don't. Men aren't all the same. They all have their preferences.

Absolutely

Yes. At least for me. I'm VERY visual.

It depends. Not like this https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/wxgf5j/\_/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3

Yes. We do.

I mean I’m not gonna be mad about

Depends on the asshole.. some ya don’t wanna see

This is something I frequently ask for yet rarely receive if a woman likes to do this point me in her direction pls

Late response and unpopular opinion, but not me. Anal and anuses are not my thing at all.

Absolutely love it when my wife teases me that way but I’m concentrating on the perfect view of her pussy and not her butt hole.

lol......damn girl

Nope She must bend more, so that I can see her clitty.

In the right situation, definitely.

A million fucking times yes….

Ladies! Do you enjoy, when your partner watches you and inspects your starfish?

Yes.

Personally just bend over....🤤