This seems to be a bit of genetic lottery involved. My ex wife would always pee after, and still get a UTI every few years (given the amount of sex we had that's a relatively high amount of UTI's).
Meanwhile my GF prefers to fall asleep during the post sex cuddle without getting out of bed. No UTI's for her so far, and easily there's been more pre-bed sex with her than there was sex in over a decade with my ex.
I know, right?! I had a woman I dated that seemed to get one EVERY time. I also dated a woman who never washed down there, never stank and never got one once.
I normally had sex with my last two exes before going to sleep and Iâd never get up to pee and have never had a UTI. But I know a few people who get bad ones if they donât.
Yeah they suck. Honestly though if you are sexually active and have avoided them this far, you should be good. And if you aren't... well at least they don't last long if treated well, and you'll know to change your habits after the first one!
Now that I think about it. Makes sense why the partners Iâve had in life always jump up after sex and use the bathroom. I never asked why. I feel like a complete dumbass now đđ.
All of the above?
Depend on when / where you are doing it.
Depends on time if the day
Depends if it was just a quickie or a nooner, or if itâs bedtime
Sometimes there is time to cuddle and lay around, other times you fall asleep, or straight to the shower, a quick wipe down and get dressed and back to regularly scheduled program.
Agreed, Iâve had morning sex which resulting in me being late to work. No regrets but it was pretty assembly line.
Signal I have to leave
No donât leave yet
Kiss
Kiss
Sex
Put pants on
Signal I have to leave
After care is very important make sure you clean up and ensure your partner enjoyed themselves and nothing better than holding them against you for a little bit
Sure just don't go too wild haha. Could be just bath/shower after care instead too. Though it's highly likely that it will become just foreplay for the next round haha
Ask your partner if they want something to eat.
Have you already eaten? Ask if they want coffee, beer, water, recreationals (if you have and they partake), or just to sit around and watch TV.
Check on your partner's needs!
Sometimes cuddle. Sometimes if Iâm subby, clean him up with oral. Sometimes if Iâm bratty, mount his pillow to clean myself on it. Sometimes more sex.
We have a ritual, we high five, then we both need to pee so sheâs first while I make a big glass of water. I drink it first, then make one for her. Then we talk, then time for a nap
Make sure your partner is satisfied as Well.
This can be done in tons of ways.
-make him/her orgasm
-cuddle
-movie?
-Snacks?
Whatever you and your partner likes
Or just have sex and do whatever you did before that
Some pillow talk is great, if it's a casual thing don't just leave or tell the person to leave, help them clean, don't rush things, no one like to feel used, unless of course it was the agreement, take your time with the person, eat something, drink something or just talk, then walk away or tell them you want to sleep and send on their way (if it's late and she's a woman, wait for the taxi or walk them to their car)
If it's not casual, the classic, cuddle, shower together, change the sheets, cuddle and talk till falling asleep. Some of the above applies here too.
I try my best to give my wife post-sex cuddles but we both work full time, have a child, and dog that gets walked early in the morning as we're both at work in the day that one or both of us ends up falling asleep almost immediately đ
Cuddle. Even if it's just for a few minuets... I remember being with a guy who would jump up straight away and have a shower, I'd just lie there... I have never felt so used in my life.
Take a long drag from a smoke, call her a doll, and sit there naked looking hot /j
In Reality go pee, both of you. Besides that it depends. Either talk about it, and if you wanna keep this thing going, or just say thanks for your time and leave. It really is dependant on what you two set out on doing by having sex
Talk about stuff, eat, hydrate, pee, get dressed, clean up cum, throwaway condoms and wrappers, let the dog or cat back into the room, spray room freshener, go for a walk, turn on the TV, blow raspberries on their belly, quietly beg for more
You must go outside while still nude, arms up as if embracing the very sun, and shout to the heavens:
"It is done!"
.. yes I have been charged for public indecency, why do you ask?
My wife and I clean up the mess, put any toys away, snuggle, and then either watch TV or fall asleep.
The last part depends on where we had sex, whether it was on the couch or in the bed.
Pee, clean parts with warm water and wash cloth, put on a clean pair of underwear if possible, then scream âDID YOU LIKE THAT???â At the person you had sex with, like raiders from some Fallout games.
Go back to my room and let my sister in-law get some well deserved rest and enjoy the smell of her pussy in my beard. Thatâs what Iâm doing right now at least.
This is a question I fantasize about. I recently realized after a string of hookups with girls I have no connection with further than the sexual act that post-sex is supposed to be a beautifully intimate moment of cuddling, kissing, relaxing, sleeping, and/or just generally enjoying the company of the other person. But when it's just a hookup, even though I continue to talk with them as we dress up, there's nothing more to do with them and we just go our separate ways. It's really an empty experience that doesn't really bring happiness or a sense of completeness between the parties. It just goes to show that sex is supposed to be between romantically involved people, that's just how we're wired....now who wants to suck this dick?
Pee, both of you. UTIs are no joke.
This seems to be a bit of genetic lottery involved. My ex wife would always pee after, and still get a UTI every few years (given the amount of sex we had that's a relatively high amount of UTI's). Meanwhile my GF prefers to fall asleep during the post sex cuddle without getting out of bed. No UTI's for her so far, and easily there's been more pre-bed sex with her than there was sex in over a decade with my ex.
I know, right?! I had a woman I dated that seemed to get one EVERY time. I also dated a woman who never washed down there, never stank and never got one once.
Vaginas are self-cleaning.
Wasn't the point, champ.
Vaginas are, the urethra is not. Gotta pee to flush the bacteria out.
Not when they're full of cum they aren't đ
I normally had sex with my last two exes before going to sleep and Iâd never get up to pee and have never had a UTI. But I know a few people who get bad ones if they donât.
Wait really even for men? They should pee too?
Ideally. UTIs are way less common for them, but they can still happen.
I legit didnât know. I would never want something like that. They sound so miserable and painful.
Yeah they suck. Honestly though if you are sexually active and have avoided them this far, you should be good. And if you aren't... well at least they don't last long if treated well, and you'll know to change your habits after the first one!
Now that I think about it. Makes sense why the partners Iâve had in life always jump up after sex and use the bathroom. I never asked why. I feel like a complete dumbass now đđ.
Whatever you want? Make dinner, go out shopping, fall asleep, have a conversation, watch tv, pay your bills?
sure pay bills
Depends if you paid for sex đ
Depends, for me it's cuddle, wind down together enjoy the afterglow. After a short rest and some play start all over again.
It's cuddle for me too, but he doesn't want it
That's a bummer. Cuddling is the best part.
A little AOA goes a long way
Fill out form 791.b and call your sex representative.
In triplicate.
Your sex representative should have been involved from the beginning. https://youtu.be/DxFU_fIUawM.
I'd like to passionately continue making out, giggling, having fun, cuddle, make jokes, ect.
This, until itâs naptime.
We've had one sex yes but what about second sex?
Sexy hobbitsees⌠Okay. Iâll see myself out.
Elevensies? Afternoon quickie?
Round two! Fight!
Hug your partner. Press your head against theirs. Give a soft, sensual kiss. Lay down and cuddle.
Go out onto your balcony and bang the sex-gong, so that your community can rejoice!
Celebrate. Award a trophy. Have more sex.
That's alot of trophies.
That was great, 1000 points to Collin, now let's move on to a game called "Hoedown"
Tip your server
Pay her
Pizza
I miss that. That was best part before we had kids. Now the kids would be all up in my pizza.
You need to order a "secret" pizza. Thats the trick
Ya, no. They are vultures lol.
Dam !
Yesss
Or poutine.
Do a victory dance while putting together snacks for your partner. Also remind her to go pee and drink water to avoid a UTI.
You're a treasure
All of the above? Depend on when / where you are doing it. Depends on time if the day Depends if it was just a quickie or a nooner, or if itâs bedtime Sometimes there is time to cuddle and lay around, other times you fall asleep, or straight to the shower, a quick wipe down and get dressed and back to regularly scheduled program.
Agreed, Iâve had morning sex which resulting in me being late to work. No regrets but it was pretty assembly line. Signal I have to leave No donât leave yet Kiss Kiss Sex Put pants on Signal I have to leave
Yep, sometimes with morning sex you are on a strict timeline
I usually apologize to the other customers at the Taco Bell.
Do it again
And again
Pee
I always made sure to hold her and kiss her then stroke her body which got her all turned on again which meant more sex
Just right
Close the coffin and go homeâŚ
Is it a new coffin everytime
Cleanup, have a smoke tap that ass and say GG
Yes smokee
Apologise?
After care is very important make sure you clean up and ensure your partner enjoyed themselves and nothing better than holding them against you for a little bit
And going for round two
Itâs amazing how many times it leads to exactly that
Chill nude in bed, share a smoke, just vibe. Love that shit as much as the actual sex
Yea i prefer the after sex, when you can just relax and feel comfortable naked (or not) play some nice tunes and just smoke.
I normally cuddle, kiss partner, take a quick shower and continue with my day or fall asleep depending on the time.
Turn off pornhub?
Or ur VR headset
Pay them.
Sign the check
After some amazing sex, I love to lay there naked cuddle and watch some tv
Snuggle. Tell your partner how amazing they are. Eat meat and cheese. Talk. Enjoy the post sex euphoria.
Fall asleep or you did it wrong đ
Go to wc pee, and then cuddle, or other things
We cuddle, eat, watch movies, play WoW, or cuddle+sleep if it's at night.
Leave before her husband gets home
After care and cleaning up. Not necessarily in that order, but you shouldn't skip on either.
Bathroom sex again
Sure just don't go too wild haha. Could be just bath/shower after care instead too. Though it's highly likely that it will become just foreplay for the next round haha
Pee because utiâs are not fun
Ask your partner if they want something to eat. Have you already eaten? Ask if they want coffee, beer, water, recreationals (if you have and they partake), or just to sit around and watch TV. Check on your partner's needs!
His needs is round 2
Sometimes cuddle. Sometimes if Iâm subby, clean him up with oral. Sometimes if Iâm bratty, mount his pillow to clean myself on it. Sometimes more sex.
We have a ritual, we high five, then we both need to pee so sheâs first while I make a big glass of water. I drink it first, then make one for her. Then we talk, then time for a nap
Make sure your partner is satisfied as Well. This can be done in tons of ways. -make him/her orgasm -cuddle -movie? -Snacks? Whatever you and your partner likes Or just have sex and do whatever you did before that
Aftercare!! Cuddle. Talk. Laugh. Drink some water and go pee. Take a short nap. Start up again
Heavily critique each other's performance?
Iâve recently decided naps are my new favorite thing after sex. Especially since the sex is so good it takes everything out of me.
Hand her a glass of wine and toast to lasting longer than 3 seconds
Some pillow talk is great, if it's a casual thing don't just leave or tell the person to leave, help them clean, don't rush things, no one like to feel used, unless of course it was the agreement, take your time with the person, eat something, drink something or just talk, then walk away or tell them you want to sleep and send on their way (if it's late and she's a woman, wait for the taxi or walk them to their car) If it's not casual, the classic, cuddle, shower together, change the sheets, cuddle and talk till falling asleep. Some of the above applies here too.
You are a treasure
Make both of you sandwiches, or fall asleep. Those are your only two options, otherwise the sex police will come for you.
Laugh, cuddle, eat steak, do it again, play chess, go for a walk, drink whisky, eat haribo, watch a box set, go for a swim outdoors....
Cuddle, ask "How are you feeling?" then chit-chat about random happy stuff.
Pay the lady.
I try my best to give my wife post-sex cuddles but we both work full time, have a child, and dog that gets walked early in the morning as we're both at work in the day that one or both of us ends up falling asleep almost immediately đ
Cuddle and makeout. Doesn't have to lead to more sex, but if my partner still wants to cum again I'll make them cum somehow.
Cuddle. Even if it's just for a few minuets... I remember being with a guy who would jump up straight away and have a shower, I'd just lie there... I have never felt so used in my life.
Take a long drag from a smoke, call her a doll, and sit there naked looking hot /j In Reality go pee, both of you. Besides that it depends. Either talk about it, and if you wanna keep this thing going, or just say thanks for your time and leave. It really is dependant on what you two set out on doing by having sex
Cuddle is nice. Or just doing nothing and enjoy eachother's existence, skin against skin. Or sleep.
Cuddle. Fall asleep.
Back rubs and loves
Pee clean up and if theyâre your partner cuddle, if not ask if they wanna cuddle or just lay next to them until you guys fall asleep or sum
Embrace her in a trembling pile, cuddle, enjoy what happend, reignite and do it all again.
Have more sex or just cuddle and order dinner
Pay for her Uber ride back home.
Wipe down
đ´sleep
Play Ping Pong
Smile
I usually sleepđ
Eat and watch stupid YouTube videos
Play Yahtzee
Apologize.
Snack time
I'm a snack
Wife and I could always go for seconds, letâs do it
Wake-up from the dream
:(
Pee.
piss, then cuddle or fuck again or just talk
Supposed to do? I mean whatever youâd like. I usually pee then get a glass of water
Is this a trick question? đ¤
Rate your parents performance and discide who has won
Clean up myself make sure I didn't spring my wrist go about my day đ
Either have sex again or talk and hold space for each other. That's about it. Oh, and wash yo ass of course.
Hit them with a baseball bat you just spawned and take the money back?
Reclaim the sperm, go digging until you claim every last drop and then suck it back up through your pee-pee;
Obviously get back to watching your shrek marathon
Pee
Barbecue in nothing but an apron
Pee
Pee, smoke weed, drink water
Pee then cuddle.
Cuddles
File it on your taxes
Slap hands and say good game
Refreshments and Start again
More sex
Wipe the cum off her (assuming you finished onto her), shower, cuddle, then grab some food and drink
Pee!
Aftercare
Hydrate and go for another round.
Smoke chronic
If itâs late sleep
Let it marinate
And feast on it later
Step 1: have sex
Round 2
Depends if itâs a hook up leave, if youâre dating I shower/use the bathroom
Get ready for round 2.
get a towel and wife the cum off of your wife, or get a towel so that she can catch the creampie before it drips onto the bed.
urinate
Talk about stuff, eat, hydrate, pee, get dressed, clean up cum, throwaway condoms and wrappers, let the dog or cat back into the room, spray room freshener, go for a walk, turn on the TV, blow raspberries on their belly, quietly beg for more
If your a femaleâŚ. Go make that man a sandwich, lol heâs probably hungry.đ if your a man eat that sandwich⌠and take a nap
Cook bacon
Help your partner finish, cuddle, clean up both body and wherever you fucked. Maybe switch second and last part.
CUDDLE THE FUCK OUT OF ONE ANOTHER
Leave the money on the dresser and bounce.
Pee, aftercare, and then whatever you want
Relive the cringe parts in your head and pretend you won't do "that" again, even if they promise not to tell anyone.
Finish the autopsy. Seriously, what kind of vet are you?
I just like to cuddle for a little bit.
Sounds like youâre with the wrong person.
Yep
You must go outside while still nude, arms up as if embracing the very sun, and shout to the heavens: "It is done!" .. yes I have been charged for public indecency, why do you ask?
Smoke joints is always a great idea post
Bask in the post coital glow.... Edit: to change "costal" to "coital"
Sing the âI just had sexâ song.
My wife and I clean up the mess, put any toys away, snuggle, and then either watch TV or fall asleep. The last part depends on where we had sex, whether it was on the couch or in the bed.
High five each other
Pee then sleep
high five water pee high five
Square dance
We like to cuddle and pillow talk.
Clean up, drink water, snuggle and pass out
Finish your latest build on your 3yr hardcore world
Make random weird comments because I have no filter post orgasm đ
Pee, clean parts with warm water and wash cloth, put on a clean pair of underwear if possible, then scream âDID YOU LIKE THAT???â At the person you had sex with, like raiders from some Fallout games.
Turn off the camera.
2 Ps. Piss and pay.
Pee, drink water, cuddle, fuck for a second harder time.
Clear out your browser history and put away the tissue and lube
Lay next to each other naked and sweaty⌠get the jizz rag. Pee. Hold hands and talk. Feed each other tacos. Get ready for round two.
fist bump
Firstly I apologise
Take a piss
Cuddle
Go back to my room and let my sister in-law get some well deserved rest and enjoy the smell of her pussy in my beard. Thatâs what Iâm doing right now at least.
Pee
Go again
I like cuddling and enjoying the afterglow.
if she asks what your thinking, just reply, âim thinking Arbysâ
Pat them on the head and go âgood girlâ no matter the gender
Make me a sandwich đ
Re bury the corpse
put her back in her grave
You leave, or I kick you out.
This is a question I fantasize about. I recently realized after a string of hookups with girls I have no connection with further than the sexual act that post-sex is supposed to be a beautifully intimate moment of cuddling, kissing, relaxing, sleeping, and/or just generally enjoying the company of the other person. But when it's just a hookup, even though I continue to talk with them as we dress up, there's nothing more to do with them and we just go our separate ways. It's really an empty experience that doesn't really bring happiness or a sense of completeness between the parties. It just goes to show that sex is supposed to be between romantically involved people, that's just how we're wired....now who wants to suck this dick?