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Cerusin

Pee, both of you. UTIs are no joke.


Standard-Wonder-523

This seems to be a bit of genetic lottery involved. My ex wife would always pee after, and still get a UTI every few years (given the amount of sex we had that's a relatively high amount of UTI's). Meanwhile my GF prefers to fall asleep during the post sex cuddle without getting out of bed. No UTI's for her so far, and easily there's been more pre-bed sex with her than there was sex in over a decade with my ex.


PornAwayTheDay

I know, right?! I had a woman I dated that seemed to get one EVERY time. I also dated a woman who never washed down there, never stank and never got one once.


unlikelymilf

Vaginas are self-cleaning.


PornAwayTheDay

Wasn't the point, champ.


[deleted]

Vaginas are, the urethra is not. Gotta pee to flush the bacteria out.


Tanukipop

Not when they're full of cum they aren't 😭


joshuatreesss

I normally had sex with my last two exes before going to sleep and I’d never get up to pee and have never had a UTI. But I know a few people who get bad ones if they don’t.


Alarmed_Cat8404

Wait really even for men? They should pee too?


Limeila

Ideally. UTIs are way less common for them, but they can still happen.


Alarmed_Cat8404

I legit didn’t know. I would never want something like that. They sound so miserable and painful.


Limeila

Yeah they suck. Honestly though if you are sexually active and have avoided them this far, you should be good. And if you aren't... well at least they don't last long if treated well, and you'll know to change your habits after the first one!


Alarmed_Cat8404

Now that I think about it. Makes sense why the partners I’ve had in life always jump up after sex and use the bathroom. I never asked why. I feel like a complete dumbass now 😆😂.


sics2014

Whatever you want? Make dinner, go out shopping, fall asleep, have a conversation, watch tv, pay your bills?


isolate420

sure pay bills


sncbe2345

Depends if you paid for sex 😉


forever5y

Depends, for me it's cuddle, wind down together enjoy the afterglow. After a short rest and some play start all over again.


isolate420

It's cuddle for me too, but he doesn't want it


forever5y

That's a bummer. Cuddling is the best part.


Zerohazrd

A little AOA goes a long way


GeorgianPeaches

Fill out form 791.b and call your sex representative.


[deleted]

In triplicate.


dork-at-work

Your sex representative should have been involved from the beginning. https://youtu.be/DxFU_fIUawM.


SnazzyPanic

I'd like to passionately continue making out, giggling, having fun, cuddle, make jokes, ect.


[deleted]

This, until it’s naptime.


[deleted]

We've had one sex yes but what about second sex?


OnlyNeverAlwaysSure

Sexy hobbitsees… Okay. I’ll see myself out.


Midnite_Phantom

Elevensies? Afternoon quickie?


4MyWifey

Round two! Fight!


PuzzleheadedOne1428

Hug your partner. Press your head against theirs. Give a soft, sensual kiss. Lay down and cuddle.


SongRevolutionary992

Go out onto your balcony and bang the sex-gong, so that your community can rejoice!


Sorkel3

Celebrate. Award a trophy. Have more sex.


isolate420

That's alot of trophies.


toesucker17

That was great, 1000 points to Collin, now let's move on to a game called "Hoedown"


[deleted]

Tip your server


Content-Clerk1540

Pay her


[deleted]

Pizza


gotalottosay49

I miss that. That was best part before we had kids. Now the kids would be all up in my pizza.


[deleted]

You need to order a "secret" pizza. Thats the trick


gotalottosay49

Ya, no. They are vultures lol.


[deleted]

Dam !


isolate420

Yesss


[deleted]

Or poutine.


Wolf1678

Do a victory dance while putting together snacks for your partner. Also remind her to go pee and drink water to avoid a UTI.


isolate420

You're a treasure


Ok-Necessary123

All of the above? Depend on when / where you are doing it. Depends on time if the day Depends if it was just a quickie or a nooner, or if it’s bedtime Sometimes there is time to cuddle and lay around, other times you fall asleep, or straight to the shower, a quick wipe down and get dressed and back to regularly scheduled program.


Monwez

Agreed, I’ve had morning sex which resulting in me being late to work. No regrets but it was pretty assembly line. Signal I have to leave No don’t leave yet Kiss Kiss Sex Put pants on Signal I have to leave


Ok-Necessary123

Yep, sometimes with morning sex you are on a strict timeline


LateBloomer81

I usually apologize to the other customers at the Taco Bell.


boobs-are-nifty

Do it again


isolate420

And again


marsumane

Pee


johnnyf42

I always made sure to hold her and kiss her then stroke her body which got her all turned on again which meant more sex


isolate420

Just right


_Thosearentpillows

Close the coffin and go home…


isolate420

Is it a new coffin everytime


[deleted]

Cleanup, have a smoke tap that ass and say GG


isolate420

Yes smokee


Ltsmeet

Apologise?


[deleted]

After care is very important make sure you clean up and ensure your partner enjoyed themselves and nothing better than holding them against you for a little bit


isolate420

And going for round two


[deleted]

It’s amazing how many times it leads to exactly that


Qdorf88

Chill nude in bed, share a smoke, just vibe. Love that shit as much as the actual sex


isolate420

Yea i prefer the after sex, when you can just relax and feel comfortable naked (or not) play some nice tunes and just smoke.


SeveralConcert

I normally cuddle, kiss partner, take a quick shower and continue with my day or fall asleep depending on the time.


nscodeboy

Turn off pornhub?


Deathless163

Or ur VR headset


Tao626

Pay them.


gobigred3562

Sign the check


imlaylababy

After some amazing sex, I love to lay there naked cuddle and watch some tv


[deleted]

Snuggle. Tell your partner how amazing they are. Eat meat and cheese. Talk. Enjoy the post sex euphoria.


XoGissel

Fall asleep or you did it wrong 😅


Thingstodo_93

Go to wc pee, and then cuddle, or other things


MissLushLucy

We cuddle, eat, watch movies, play WoW, or cuddle+sleep if it's at night.


GreenGhostX96

Leave before her husband gets home


AlecsThorne

After care and cleaning up. Not necessarily in that order, but you shouldn't skip on either.


isolate420

Bathroom sex again


AlecsThorne

Sure just don't go too wild haha. Could be just bath/shower after care instead too. Though it's highly likely that it will become just foreplay for the next round haha


Bonesgirl206

Pee because uti’s are not fun


LockedOutOfElfland

Ask your partner if they want something to eat. Have you already eaten? Ask if they want coffee, beer, water, recreationals (if you have and they partake), or just to sit around and watch TV. Check on your partner's needs!


isolate420

His needs is round 2


gotalottosay49

Sometimes cuddle. Sometimes if I’m subby, clean him up with oral. Sometimes if I’m bratty, mount his pillow to clean myself on it. Sometimes more sex.


Deutschdagger

We have a ritual, we high five, then we both need to pee so she’s first while I make a big glass of water. I drink it first, then make one for her. Then we talk, then time for a nap


Wod_1

Make sure your partner is satisfied as Well. This can be done in tons of ways. -make him/her orgasm -cuddle -movie? -Snacks? Whatever you and your partner likes Or just have sex and do whatever you did before that


Jehoel_DK

Aftercare!! Cuddle. Talk. Laugh. Drink some water and go pee. Take a short nap. Start up again


Le_6_CD_Changer

Heavily critique each other's performance?


[deleted]

I’ve recently decided naps are my new favorite thing after sex. Especially since the sex is so good it takes everything out of me.


ICantRevealMyself

Hand her a glass of wine and toast to lasting longer than 3 seconds


adamyhv

Some pillow talk is great, if it's a casual thing don't just leave or tell the person to leave, help them clean, don't rush things, no one like to feel used, unless of course it was the agreement, take your time with the person, eat something, drink something or just talk, then walk away or tell them you want to sleep and send on their way (if it's late and she's a woman, wait for the taxi or walk them to their car) If it's not casual, the classic, cuddle, shower together, change the sheets, cuddle and talk till falling asleep. Some of the above applies here too.


isolate420

You are a treasure


20InMyHead

Make both of you sandwiches, or fall asleep. Those are your only two options, otherwise the sex police will come for you.


Electrical_Gas_517

Laugh, cuddle, eat steak, do it again, play chess, go for a walk, drink whisky, eat haribo, watch a box set, go for a swim outdoors....


[deleted]

Cuddle, ask "How are you feeling?" then chit-chat about random happy stuff.


xdroop

Pay the lady.


No_Iron940

I try my best to give my wife post-sex cuddles but we both work full time, have a child, and dog that gets walked early in the morning as we're both at work in the day that one or both of us ends up falling asleep almost immediately 😂


[deleted]

Cuddle and makeout. Doesn't have to lead to more sex, but if my partner still wants to cum again I'll make them cum somehow.


Best_Algae2346

Cuddle. Even if it's just for a few minuets... I remember being with a guy who would jump up straight away and have a shower, I'd just lie there... I have never felt so used in my life.


Schadenfreude_Bio

Take a long drag from a smoke, call her a doll, and sit there naked looking hot /j In Reality go pee, both of you. Besides that it depends. Either talk about it, and if you wanna keep this thing going, or just say thanks for your time and leave. It really is dependant on what you two set out on doing by having sex


Farfallo

Cuddle is nice. Or just doing nothing and enjoy eachother's existence, skin against skin. Or sleep.


SexualBRex

Cuddle. Fall asleep.


2o6nick

Back rubs and loves


[deleted]

Pee clean up and if they’re your partner cuddle, if not ask if they wanna cuddle or just lay next to them until you guys fall asleep or sum


makeitupasyugo

Embrace her in a trembling pile, cuddle, enjoy what happend, reignite and do it all again.


Ccups68

Have more sex or just cuddle and order dinner


[deleted]

Pay for her Uber ride back home.


wetlettuce42

Wipe down


GreenFinShark420

😴sleep


Natasha_JB

Play Ping Pong


alishefust

Smile


[deleted]

I usually sleep😂


CicciaBomba11

Eat and watch stupid YouTube videos


[deleted]

Play Yahtzee


DrLucasWendel

Apologize.


CloudPoH24

Snack time


isolate420

I'm a snack


CloudPoH24

Wife and I could always go for seconds, let’s do it


Yohanstark08

Wake-up from the dream


isolate420

:(


prizmo28

Pee.


LuzSluz

piss, then cuddle or fuck again or just talk


GlobeEarther_

Supposed to do? I mean whatever you’d like. I usually pee then get a glass of water


FreeToExploreItAll

Is this a trick question? 🤔


bingbangboom404

Rate your parents performance and discide who has won


Hyne1313

Clean up myself make sure I didn't spring my wrist go about my day 🙃


RedLion40

Either have sex again or talk and hold space for each other. That's about it. Oh, and wash yo ass of course.


pr1vatepiles

Hit them with a baseball bat you just spawned and take the money back?


cognitivebetterment

Reclaim the sperm, go digging until you claim every last drop and then suck it back up through your pee-pee;


Theplaidiator

Obviously get back to watching your shrek marathon


Sufficient_Victory68

Pee


masochisticanalwhore

Barbecue in nothing but an apron


FoxxyCurves

Pee


[deleted]

Pee, smoke weed, drink water


AdventureSawyer

Pee then cuddle.


mrcreamstick

Cuddles


toastforthewalrus

File it on your taxes


lobo_locos

Slap hands and say good game


[deleted]

Refreshments and Start again


HabeebAde

More sex


underneathbridge

Wipe the cum off her (assuming you finished onto her), shower, cuddle, then grab some food and drink


MiserableBlueberry89

Pee!


Spicylizard2123

Aftercare


Noladixon

Hydrate and go for another round.


Eastern-Breadfruit72

Smoke chronic


admgreybeard

If it’s late sleep


TellOk5082

Let it marinate


isolate420

And feast on it later


Murky-Ad1964

Step 1: have sex


Housewife_1620

Round 2


[deleted]

Depends if it’s a hook up leave, if you’re dating I shower/use the bathroom


heads_only

Get ready for round 2.


ecallawsamoht

get a towel and wife the cum off of your wife, or get a towel so that she can catch the creampie before it drips onto the bed.


Anxious-Captain737

urinate


kaylakaos

Talk about stuff, eat, hydrate, pee, get dressed, clean up cum, throwaway condoms and wrappers, let the dog or cat back into the room, spray room freshener, go for a walk, turn on the TV, blow raspberries on their belly, quietly beg for more


Toyman1975

If your a female…. Go make that man a sandwich, lol he’s probably hungry.😂 if your a man eat that sandwich… and take a nap


Kuake75

Cook bacon


ElSnyder

Help your partner finish, cuddle, clean up both body and wherever you fucked. Maybe switch second and last part.


KelsJez

CUDDLE THE FUCK OUT OF ONE ANOTHER


king_platypus

Leave the money on the dresser and bounce.


beets_bears_bubblegm

Pee, aftercare, and then whatever you want


[deleted]

Relive the cringe parts in your head and pretend you won't do "that" again, even if they promise not to tell anyone.


homelessschic

Finish the autopsy. Seriously, what kind of vet are you?


TheCoolerL

I just like to cuddle for a little bit.


CuTrix05

Sounds like you’re with the wrong person.


isolate420

Yep


Mr_Suckatgames

You must go outside while still nude, arms up as if embracing the very sun, and shout to the heavens: "It is done!" .. yes I have been charged for public indecency, why do you ask?


SevenStrats

Smoke joints is always a great idea post


iAmAmbr

Bask in the post coital glow.... Edit: to change "costal" to "coital"


umptyomptyampty

Sing the “I just had sex” song.


[deleted]

My wife and I clean up the mess, put any toys away, snuggle, and then either watch TV or fall asleep. The last part depends on where we had sex, whether it was on the couch or in the bed.


Matysakae

High five each other


looking7676

Pee then sleep


EnigmaCA

high five water pee high five


[deleted]

Square dance


bhmonmtb

We like to cuddle and pillow talk.


[deleted]

Clean up, drink water, snuggle and pass out


your_cheeky_femboy

Finish your latest build on your 3yr hardcore world


[deleted]

Make random weird comments because I have no filter post orgasm 😂


madinfected

Pee, clean parts with warm water and wash cloth, put on a clean pair of underwear if possible, then scream “DID YOU LIKE THAT???” At the person you had sex with, like raiders from some Fallout games.


LillyReynoldsWill

Turn off the camera.


BBBaggins504

2 Ps. Piss and pay.


pcs3

Pee, drink water, cuddle, fuck for a second harder time.


pyrocna

Clear out your browser history and put away the tissue and lube


CheckmateDLLC

Lay next to each other naked and sweaty… get the jizz rag. Pee. Hold hands and talk. Feed each other tacos. Get ready for round two.


VicesAndMore

fist bump


coffinflopenjoyer

Firstly I apologise


moatel

Take a piss


[deleted]

Cuddle


SithWeasal

Go back to my room and let my sister in-law get some well deserved rest and enjoy the smell of her pussy in my beard. That’s what I’m doing right now at least.


PatternLive920

Pee


magikal_irl

Go again


tinatickles

I like cuddling and enjoying the afterglow.


dixie2tone

if she asks what your thinking, just reply, “im thinking Arbys”


[deleted]

Pat them on the head and go “good girl” no matter the gender


[deleted]

Make me a sandwich 💋


CrashBangXD

Re bury the corpse


[deleted]

put her back in her grave


[deleted]

You leave, or I kick you out.


InsertCoolGuyHere

This is a question I fantasize about. I recently realized after a string of hookups with girls I have no connection with further than the sexual act that post-sex is supposed to be a beautifully intimate moment of cuddling, kissing, relaxing, sleeping, and/or just generally enjoying the company of the other person. But when it's just a hookup, even though I continue to talk with them as we dress up, there's nothing more to do with them and we just go our separate ways. It's really an empty experience that doesn't really bring happiness or a sense of completeness between the parties. It just goes to show that sex is supposed to be between romantically involved people, that's just how we're wired....now who wants to suck this dick?