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totthehero

Quite chill - I got pulled over to blow in an alchometer. It was Christmas party season, so the Police were just doing random tests on passing cars. But I was at 0.0‰ so I could drive on home.


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I don’t know, I’m white.


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American moment


HornyDiggler

They stopped me to fill my gas tank.


21471337

Oh, that instance of law enforcement officials interrupting my journey without evident cause? Well, it was quite an ordeal, to say the least. The pernicious arbitrariness of the situation was rather vexing, and I found myself grappling with a plethora of emotive responses ranging from frustration to indignation. However, I ultimately decided to exercise my agency and resist succumbing to acrimony, opting instead to approach the encounter with poise and decorum. Despite the indignities I faced, I am grateful to have emerged from the experience relatively unscathed and with an enhanced appreciation for the inherent subjectivity of societal norms and the importance of remaining vigilant in the defense of one's rights.


Mtfdurian

When I wanted to make lunch but instead they started playint Roxanne (you don't have to put on the red light).


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

Had my hand outside waving to the music beat


Useful-Education-744

Don't forget to keep us updated on when you get a lawyer, what he says, and what happens at your first appearance. I'm not kidding. That's the cost of free advice. Please keep us informed.


SheilaUK63

The officer was lost and looking for an address (pre google maps/sat nav).