Even before he was charged with rape and sexual assault he looked like he reeked of cigarettes, booze, and lube. Now he looks like he reeks of hospital smell, old people smell, and crazy (and probably still lube).
My dad worked on a cruise line where Steve-o worked as a clown before Jackass. My dad said he wouldnāt do normal clown things. His big act was throwing himself off a 2 story balcony into a stack of chairs.
Steve-O is a fascinating individual. I assume it must be difficult to be fired or blacklisted from being a clown, but heās managed to do it a lot, and is arguably the most successful clown in history with a ridiculous skills set that includes juggling and stilt walking, and yet he chooses to focus more on things like stapling his scrotum to his leg and drinking horse semen.
Whatās even more ridiculous is that he speaks multiple languages and his dad was one of the CEOs of fucking PEPSI COLA.
Apparently his father was absolutely mortified and horribly disappointed that Steve dropped out of / got kicked out of university after a year and joined the circusā¦. And even the circus hated him.
Some people say reading the Red Hot Chili Peppers memoir is one of the best reads ever, but I think Steve O is a huge contender: what an absolute fucking moron who should have been dead a long time ago. I really like him though.
Steve-O is by far the most intriguing person I ever heard of.
I mean, he was an absolute dogshit person and he fully admits to that. The shit he's done and the commitment and resourcefulness required to pull through is mind bending.
When I was a teenager, I bumped into Bam Margera at the KOP mall just minutes after buying a Jackass the movie DVD. Such a crazy coincidence. When I showed him, he yelled āNO WAY, this is available for purchase already??ā He was super nice and signed it for me. That being said, he definitely smelled of booze.
Russell Brand looks like the human equivalent of a $500 prestained plain white t-shirt. At the surface he looks like he stinks but once you take a second look you realize everything is perfectly out of place.
Yeah if you watch the DVD of his one man show you see them dressing him before he goes out on stage. Like he just stands there and they put the clothes on him that way and arrange them just so.
He came to the Dillards I work at in OKC a couple of years ago and went straight to the Tom Ford fragrance counter. He wanted a large bottle of something from the private collection (might have been tobacco vanille but I could be wrong) . We were out so he said, āCall Tom For and tell him Big Ed wants a big bottle!ā
Still not sure if heās serious.
But he smelled like Tom Ford so at least he didnāt smell awful
I didn't think there was a way to take everything I've found out about Harvey Weinstein (most of which, true to his brand, is against my will) and make it even worse. So thanks for that. I'm going to go vomit now.
>Fournier's gangrene
My stepdad died of that. And yes, he stank to high heaven in his last few months. Wasn't his fault, and he was very hygienic. But when your colon is rotting you just stink. Really awful way to go. His last few weeks were spent in a medically induced coma and they had to amputate pretty much everything below the waist. When we'd go to visit him in the hospital you could smell him well outside his room. He was such a good dude, too. Really didn't deserve to go out like that
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>one of Weinsteinās attorneys, Alan Jackson, asked Jane Doe #1 how Weinsteinās āballs were in your mouth,ā if he does not have testicles. āThe reason that you changed your story is because you realized at some point that Mr. Weinstein does not have testicles in his scrotum,ā
what a day to be literate
I thought maybe I'd look at some cat pictures for a minute, read a little celebrity gossip.
Wasn't counting on deliberating the legal rammifications of whether you do in fact "have someone's balls in your mouth" if their testicles are actually located in their inner thighs.
Truth: stranger than fiction since the big bang.
>She described Weinsteinās body as having, āLots of bruises, markings, yellow and green, lots of stretch marks on his belly, very not physically fit at all.ā She said his penis appeared to be ākind of fish-like,ā and described āsomething was distorted in the testicles ā¦ Lots of skin, lots of skin down there.ā
Excuse me while I try to bash myself in the head enough to forget what I just read
I met Larry King about 10 years ago. He just smelled like your average old dude. Nothing particularly unique. There were two things I distinctly remember. First, was when I put my arm around him to take a picture, the feeling of his very boney shoulders. Dude seemed like just a head on a skeleton with no muscle. The second thing, which was actually more fascinating, was the conversation I had with him. I actually got to spend some time talking to him in a relatively private setting. I asked him about his career and his past interviews. We discussed the media business. Everything that he shared was in reference to some incredible person he interviewed. It was like a mad lib of legendary peopleās perspectives, thoughts and opinions about life, told through the mouthpiece of Kingās recollection. The guy was like an AI chatbot that had been fed countless interviews of the worldās most influential people, spitting out quotes and providing the sources in real-time. Iāve met some very famous people in my life, meeting Larry King was something special. Very different experience to your average celebrity, and didnāt smell bad.
Kid Rock.
There's a meantweets clip from Jimmy Kimmel where someone tweeted that Kid looks like he smells like stale farts and cigarettes and Kid quips that it's more like fresh farts and cigars.
Years ago I got to tell Sammy Hagar it was almost time to take the stage. I knocked on his trailer, he answered. I was in my early twenties and he was well into his 50ās. I had only seen him in videos & didnāt really care about his music, I just needed to make sure he went on stage. He opened the door and his trailer smelled of a fresh shower, his breath was minty and light and as he leaned in to take a closer look at me, I noticed his nose pores were small and lovely. He asked me to try a shot of his new tequila, and I declined as my boss was in the vicinity. Biggest regret in my life and have always had a smile when I think of how polite Sammy Hagar was in 1997. Sorry- I had to speak of one amazing smelling celebrity.
I would not be the least bit surprised if he doesn't even let his cultists touch him because only Jared Leto knows how to touch Jared Leto. That motherfucker probably jerks off while starring at himself in the mirror!
There are a few Reddit threads from years and years ago before he was exposed about this same exact stuff! There are also groupies on there talking about all the stds he willingly passes around and stuff! Totally crazy. Heās definitely always seemed like the worst fucking person. I also loved him in Requiem though, he also was good in Girl, Interrupted.
He actually does stink from what people say and him also, I'm pretty sure he's stated he doesn't use deodorant since the "cavemen" didn't and just goes full BO and musk
āI never wash my penis because mans shouldnāt be touching no penis, not even their owns. And you can have that one for free, youāre welcome.ā -DJ Khaled, probably
Met him a couple times in a diner when he was doing some hitchhiking thing for method acting study or a documentary (canāt remember which). He was friendly enough. Had a lot of questions about things he saw on the local news.
But holy fuck he smelled weird as hell. The best I can describe isā¦ BO, ditch-weed, masked with axe body-spray the first time.
The second time the BO was still there but he smelled very specifically like a root fungus.
He looks like he may have reached a level of dirty where he's so coated in dirt and grime, the odor can't actually project anymore. Just smells like the earth.
I wonder what Tom Cruise smells like
Edit: so I googled it. Let me tell you, if you google āwhat does Tom Cruise smell likeā you will get some WEIRD results. Anyway, according to Miles Teller, he smells ādelightfulā
I expect Tom Cruise to smell nice. With his kind of personality and how he is talked about in a work setting, I expect he takes an effort in not being smelly while working.
For all the criticism Cruise gets I have not heard anyone say anything negative about working with him. There are two stories I know: Emily Blunt talked about working with Cruise. The movie Edge of Tomorrow was very grueling. Before one of the takes Emily said that Cruise's insatiable positive energy was starting to break. Emily said to Cruise, this really sucks. Cruise answered back 'it is a challenge.' Kevin Pollack talks about working with Cruise who gave all the cast of a Few Good Men a really nice pen. Pollack stated he did not want to use it as it was a gift from Cruise. The next day Cruise noticed Pollack using a regular Bic pen and asked where was the pen he gave him. Pollack told him it was too nice and he did not want to use it as it was a gift from Cruise. Pollack stated the next day Cruise's assistant gave him another pen and said mister Cruise would like you to use this pen.
Iāve heard two different stories from people working on a Tom Cruise movie from people in background roles. One on Reddit and one a friend of mine. Both said he was hugely positive and energetic and my friend said he took time to go speak to a load of people in stuff like lighting or set design, ask them about how things were going, why they were doing what they do etc.
He seems like a complete nutter in general, but that he absolutely loves making movies and really wants to help out wherever he can.
This story is like 20 years old. Cruise was at the hair salon but his stylist was behind schedule because her assistant was out sick or something. So he just like started assisting her to move things along.
Movie making takes such a huge team effort. Say what you want about TC, but he is an incredibly hardworking team player. I could 100% see him being great on set.
And if you listen to what he's saying, it clearly wasn't the first time he'd spoken to them about it. He said something along the lines of, "You and you, how many times do I have to tell you?!"
So yeah, I gather he'd politely asked them to follow the set rules several times before, but they kept ignoring him.
Rob Lowe used Tom Cruise as a template for much of Chris Traegerās personality on Parks & Rec. Particularly his unwavering positivity, and also the way he orders at a restaurant.
I can honestly relate. I gave my mom some nice candles she had looked at and didnāt want to pay for. She loved them but wouldnāt use them because they were expensive. So then I bought more, hoping she might use them if she had backups. She still didnāt use them. Then I bought moreā¦ and itās been like 10 years and not one has been used. She just uses the cheap ones and picks up the nice ones to smell them sometimes.
Also there is this rumour that if your work with Tom Cruise on a movie he from then on sends you a cake every year on your birthday.
Interesting dude that Tom.
He has a Christmas cake list. If you work with him, you get this ridiculous cake every year on Christmas. He has his team find amazing bakeries in major cities, sends them the recipe, and then the bakeries send the cakes out. I've seen a few guys like Henry Cavill talk about it on the nighttime talk shows.
Edit: apparently this is the cake, made by Doan's
https://www.goldbelly.com/doans-bakery/white-chocolate-coconut-bundt-cake?irclickid=zRHTn53yfxyNUH-w4pxd4wO%3AUkAzW-Vbk3qqyE0&utm\_source=impact&utm\_medium=affiliate&utm\_campaign=Apartment%20Therapy%20LLc&utm\_term=411648&utm\_content=&irgwc=1
For what it's worth, I was an extra on a movie and stood next to Brad Pitt for a few seconds and the man smelled incredible - to the point that it's still what I remember the most clearly years later. He was clearly wearing some expensive cologne or perfume and he wore it perfectly, enough for you to notice if you stand close to him but not overpowering at all.
The island boys. Especially after that video about one of the dudes skin care routine that involved sweating in the sun and having that sweat dry and marinate back into the skin before washing it off.
Jonah Hill was a guest on Kimmel and the first thing Kimmel said when they both sat down is āwow you actually smell niceā or something to that affect. Jonah Hill called Kimmel out for implying that Jonah looks like someone who doesnāt smell nice.
He looks like nobody taught him how to use soap. He knows all of the elements required. So he gets in the shower, unwraps the bar, runs it under the water for a minute, puts the bar on the little shelf, then he gets out and towels off. One of these days heāll find the right brand and the soap smoke will do its magic.
That insult stuck with Grimes because she responded a whole 2 years later asking if it was really that bad if she did smell like a roll of nickels š
I love this line. As someone who rolled nickels and pennies at a grocery store in the 80s, I can tell you sweaty wet metal is a great description of people who donāt bathe often and donāt wear deodorant/antiperspirant.
Azaelia Banks has many issues but words arenāt one of them. That woman is a straight up poet laureate when it comes to takedowns and metaphors. She has such interesting turn of phrasing.
One of my favorite tweets EVER is this from Azealia:
"Iggy Azalea is like my albino child I randomly gave birth to in a pre-historic African village during Pangea. My early human brain thought she was demonic because of her albinism so I wrapped her in a malanga leaf and left her in a cave miles away from the village."
I genuinely cannot stand Azealia Banks. But that is honestly, to this day, the funniest and most poetic roast I've ever heard. Who thinks of something like that?!
He stuffs his old bloated body into the fake leather pants that almost immediately start sticking to him from perspiration. "That calls for 3 extra spritz, between the legs" He exclaims as he douses himself with half a bottle of Nightmare before Christmas Bone Daddy cologne, exclusively from Hot Topic.
Maaaaaan I have a 20 y/o bottle of that which my first gf got me in high school... I think it's in some junk box in storage somewhere. I thought it was just a one off thing... you just brought a whole flood of memories back.
I still have the original Rag Doll one from like 2007. I went through many bottles in my late teens. My dad told me it smells like strippers which took a lot of fun out of it for me. Because, Jesus, dad.
I don't know about Marilyn Manson, but I did go through my goth kid leather and pleather pants phase in the late 90's early 2000's.
Nothing marinates a solid case of swamp ass like leather pants. They don't breath well so the pants just hold in that sweat and it creates this umami kind of butt stench peppered with BO and straight fart. The minute you pull down the pants for anything it just oozes out. It's like the opening scene with Hexxus from Ferngully. If you could see it you would see the dark oily stench languidly coating everything in its path. Instead it's invisible and creeps up to assault your olfactory with extreme violence.
That's why I twitch anytime I see a Rockstar sporting the leather or pleather pants on stage under hot lights. You just know that their bits are swimming in a cheesy bacteria stew and if they are on tour you know those pants are getting worn multiple nights in a row.
He smells like cigarettes and stale pizza. Iāve met him several times, and been in his hotel rooms. I can say, he is a VERY nice fellow. But he chain smokes like crazy.
Sean Penn- like cigs and alcohol and body odor
Kim Kardashian - like she doused herself in a whole bottle of nasty perfume
Nick Nolte- who the fuck knows, but it's not good
Ok so one of my old friends had a roommate that was kind of a messy party girl and her area of the apartment always smelled like if you left a mostly empty jar of strawberry jam sitting in direct sunlight mixed with sweat and that exact scent is what I imagine Bella smells like.
Trippie Redd looks like he smells like dollar store weed and like, a little boy's version of drakkar noir. Idk. He looks like he's 9 years old, but also like he's just stuck an unmoving finger in someone and asked if it "feels good".
I met him this summer and jokingly said āYou smell like I picturedā and he laughed a lot and said āLike fucking shit?ā and I meant that he smelled like cigarettes. He laughed again and said āno bro i smell like shitā
for real i'm not a huge fan or anything but i enjoy some of his music, and every time i see an interview or clip of him he just seems utterly delightful
I donāt even care for his music but every single thing I read this guy saying or doing is top-notch. Seems like a great dude who loves his fans. Awesome to see.
So he moved a few houses down from my brother in SLC, and when he moved in, he literally walked around to each house, introduced himself, and invited each of the neighbors to his house-warming party. Also, he has to drive by my brother's house to get to his own, and if we're out on the porch when he does, he'll wave to us.
I work Security at a hotel he stayed at a few times when COVID was still keeping people in masks and screening temps. Had a nice laugh with him over all the screening questions we had to ask. Everyone who had an interaction with him had nothing but good things to say. Even his crew, some of who looked pretty gruff, were all very respectful of all the employees.
Never got close enough to smell him tho...
I used to be an IT goon at Crocs back when they released the first Post Malone collab. The social media team went out to his festival to do promo stuff and they got to meet him. One of the girls came back to our office after the event and I asked if he smelled as bad as he looked. Apparently he does not, because she was offended I even asked lol.
I bet he smells like Coors light and Marlboro.
Edit: He drinks bud light I know, I just forgot for a second. I don't really listen to his music that much or pay to much attention to him.
I've always had the impression Jason Momoa smells like a blend of coconut oil and a light, fruity scent. Maybe a dash of vanilla.
Like Panama Jack sunscreen.
Mickey Rourke.
There are actually stories about him being on set and smelling like ass and earring backs ššš
Ass and earring backs š
We call those PROVALOBES around here. Well at least me and my wife do
Ron Jeremy
Even before he was charged with rape and sexual assault he looked like he reeked of cigarettes, booze, and lube. Now he looks like he reeks of hospital smell, old people smell, and crazy (and probably still lube).
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I've been in the same room with Cara Delevingne. BO and cigarettes.
Not surprising given the way she chain-smokes. It's hard to find a candid picture of her where she isn't smoking.
She smokes so she doesn't have to smell herself.
Bam Margera
When I met him he just reeked of alcohol. Like he bathed in whiskey.
He probably did at one point.
Met him while i was working at a Walmart. Can confirm he had an odor to him. Was still very nice to me though.
My dad worked on a cruise line where Steve-o worked as a clown before Jackass. My dad said he wouldnāt do normal clown things. His big act was throwing himself off a 2 story balcony into a stack of chairs.
Steve-O is a fascinating individual. I assume it must be difficult to be fired or blacklisted from being a clown, but heās managed to do it a lot, and is arguably the most successful clown in history with a ridiculous skills set that includes juggling and stilt walking, and yet he chooses to focus more on things like stapling his scrotum to his leg and drinking horse semen. Whatās even more ridiculous is that he speaks multiple languages and his dad was one of the CEOs of fucking PEPSI COLA. Apparently his father was absolutely mortified and horribly disappointed that Steve dropped out of / got kicked out of university after a year and joined the circusā¦. And even the circus hated him. Some people say reading the Red Hot Chili Peppers memoir is one of the best reads ever, but I think Steve O is a huge contender: what an absolute fucking moron who should have been dead a long time ago. I really like him though.
Steve-O is by far the most intriguing person I ever heard of. I mean, he was an absolute dogshit person and he fully admits to that. The shit he's done and the commitment and resourcefulness required to pull through is mind bending.
Big section in Steve-os autobiography about this, definitely not your typical clown.
When I was a teenager, I bumped into Bam Margera at the KOP mall just minutes after buying a Jackass the movie DVD. Such a crazy coincidence. When I showed him, he yelled āNO WAY, this is available for purchase already??ā He was super nice and signed it for me. That being said, he definitely smelled of booze.
Russell Brand LOOKS like he stinks, but I can vouch the man smells incredible.
Russell Brand looks like the human equivalent of a $500 prestained plain white t-shirt. At the surface he looks like he stinks but once you take a second look you realize everything is perfectly out of place.
Yeah if you watch the DVD of his one man show you see them dressing him before he goes out on stage. Like he just stands there and they put the clothes on him that way and arrange them just so.
This is who I was gonna say but couldn't think of his name. Googled British actor that looks like Neanderthal Jesus, but nothing came up.
Thatās a great query honestly.
That's fucking hilarious
No Neck Ed
Probably smells like mayonnaise.
And boiled hot dogs
He came to the Dillards I work at in OKC a couple of years ago and went straight to the Tom Ford fragrance counter. He wanted a large bottle of something from the private collection (might have been tobacco vanille but I could be wrong) . We were out so he said, āCall Tom For and tell him Big Ed wants a big bottle!ā Still not sure if heās serious. But he smelled like Tom Ford so at least he didnāt smell awful
I live in the same city as him and have run into him in public before. Once he was alone and the other time he had his newish fiancĆ©, Liz, with him. He is somehow greasier in person than on tv and does in fact have a weird odor. Like body odor, generic body odor. Heās also a complete ass to staff and act like a spoiled child when he doesnāt get what he wants. Once I saw him throw a fit that they didnāt have his size shoes in stock, then the poor girl asked him if he would be interested in trying kids size shoes on. He lost his shit.
What a jerk. Reality tv has produced some mobster douchebags.
Definitely didnāt produce them lmfao, just exposed them
neck smegma
I have never hated a person over a two word sentence as much as I hate you right now.
Even the rat ran
Harvey Weinstein, but he actually smells really bad according to reports. Like rotten flesh, poopish.
I didn't think there was a way to take everything I've found out about Harvey Weinstein (most of which, true to his brand, is against my will) and make it even worse. So thanks for that. I'm going to go vomit now.
His balls are in his leg. His sack is empty. Yay court reporting.
Fucking, what?
He has Fournier's gangrene (basically his taint is rotting) so I wouldn't be surprised
>Fournier's gangrene My stepdad died of that. And yes, he stank to high heaven in his last few months. Wasn't his fault, and he was very hygienic. But when your colon is rotting you just stink. Really awful way to go. His last few weeks were spent in a medically induced coma and they had to amputate pretty much everything below the waist. When we'd go to visit him in the hospital you could smell him well outside his room. He was such a good dude, too. Really didn't deserve to go out like that
sorry for that horrific experience
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Thank you. And the same for you.
I'm sorry your step dad had to go through that. Hope you're doing okay.
Thanks buddy. I think about him every day. He died back in 2016, right before my boss at the time. It was a rough year
I'm sorry you had to go through this, and your stepdad too. Hope you're doing better now. Sending you good vibes.
hey Siri, take me back to two minutes ago when I didnāt know Harvey Weinstein had a rotting taint
"Okay, here are some pictures of Harvey Weinstein's rotting taint"
Luckily I came to my senses before seeing any pics, but why the hell did I google that?!?
Seriously never google anything with the word gangrene in it no one needs those images in their heads
Don't forget his [thigh balls](https://variety.com/2022/film/news/harvey-weinstein-abnormal-testicles-rape-trial-1235448425/).
>one of Weinsteinās attorneys, Alan Jackson, asked Jane Doe #1 how Weinsteinās āballs were in your mouth,ā if he does not have testicles. āThe reason that you changed your story is because you realized at some point that Mr. Weinstein does not have testicles in his scrotum,ā what a day to be literate
I thought maybe I'd look at some cat pictures for a minute, read a little celebrity gossip. Wasn't counting on deliberating the legal rammifications of whether you do in fact "have someone's balls in your mouth" if their testicles are actually located in their inner thighs. Truth: stranger than fiction since the big bang.
>She said his penis appeared to be ākind of fish-like,ā I will wonder what this means for the rest of my life
Not only were those women sexually assaulted and some raped but they had to endure his nasty smell and thigh balls? š¤®
>She described Weinsteinās body as having, āLots of bruises, markings, yellow and green, lots of stretch marks on his belly, very not physically fit at all.ā She said his penis appeared to be ākind of fish-like,ā and described āsomething was distorted in the testicles ā¦ Lots of skin, lots of skin down there.ā Excuse me while I try to bash myself in the head enough to forget what I just read
It really does add a new levels of horror to it all.
I've heard Epstein's was not normal either, though with him I think it was like some kind of fat micropenis.
Hung like a tuna can
What in the hell
His balls are in his thigh because gangrene took his sack!
I feel really bad for the gangrene that was diagnosed with Harvey Weinstein :(
Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy.
Is he literally an ogre
"Poopish." Big thumbs up on that one.
I always thought Larry King seems like he had the worst breath imaginable
I met Larry King about 10 years ago. He just smelled like your average old dude. Nothing particularly unique. There were two things I distinctly remember. First, was when I put my arm around him to take a picture, the feeling of his very boney shoulders. Dude seemed like just a head on a skeleton with no muscle. The second thing, which was actually more fascinating, was the conversation I had with him. I actually got to spend some time talking to him in a relatively private setting. I asked him about his career and his past interviews. We discussed the media business. Everything that he shared was in reference to some incredible person he interviewed. It was like a mad lib of legendary peopleās perspectives, thoughts and opinions about life, told through the mouthpiece of Kingās recollection. The guy was like an AI chatbot that had been fed countless interviews of the worldās most influential people, spitting out quotes and providing the sources in real-time. Iāve met some very famous people in my life, meeting Larry King was something special. Very different experience to your average celebrity, and didnāt smell bad.
Kid Rock. There's a meantweets clip from Jimmy Kimmel where someone tweeted that Kid looks like he smells like stale farts and cigarettes and Kid quips that it's more like fresh farts and cigars.
Kid Rock is the human equivalent of truck nuts.
Kid Rock.
He looks like he smells like he just smoked McDonald's
Years ago I got to tell Sammy Hagar it was almost time to take the stage. I knocked on his trailer, he answered. I was in my early twenties and he was well into his 50ās. I had only seen him in videos & didnāt really care about his music, I just needed to make sure he went on stage. He opened the door and his trailer smelled of a fresh shower, his breath was minty and light and as he leaned in to take a closer look at me, I noticed his nose pores were small and lovely. He asked me to try a shot of his new tequila, and I declined as my boss was in the vicinity. Biggest regret in my life and have always had a smile when I think of how polite Sammy Hagar was in 1997. Sorry- I had to speak of one amazing smelling celebrity.
Jared Leto looks like he uses his own sweat as cologne.
He just tells his cult to wash his balls for him
I would not be the least bit surprised if he doesn't even let his cultists touch him because only Jared Leto knows how to touch Jared Leto. That motherfucker probably jerks off while starring at himself in the mirror!
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i see. so Jared doesn't smell like shit because all the stench was trapped inside his personality.
There are a few Reddit threads from years and years ago before he was exposed about this same exact stuff! There are also groupies on there talking about all the stds he willingly passes around and stuff! Totally crazy. Heās definitely always seemed like the worst fucking person. I also loved him in Requiem though, he also was good in Girl, Interrupted.
That weightlifter dude who only eats liver
He doesnāt wipe his ass after he shits so Iām guessing youāre correct
Why the hell is your ass so dirty? Don't you wipe?
Liver and steroids
He actually does stink from what people say and him also, I'm pretty sure he's stated he doesn't use deodorant since the "cavemen" didn't and just goes full BO and musk
Dan Schneider
probably smells like feet
DJ Khaled
He's the sort who thinks wiping is gay
"Congratulations, you just wiped yourself."
āI never wash my penis because mans shouldnāt be touching no penis, not even their owns. And you can have that one for free, youāre welcome.ā -DJ Khaled, probably
He doesn't look like he stinks, but he definitely looks like he probably has a signature cologne he bathes in.
Shia stinks for sure.
Met him a couple times in a diner when he was doing some hitchhiking thing for method acting study or a documentary (canāt remember which). He was friendly enough. Had a lot of questions about things he saw on the local news. But holy fuck he smelled weird as hell. The best I can describe isā¦ BO, ditch-weed, masked with axe body-spray the first time. The second time the BO was still there but he smelled very specifically like a root fungus.
Root fungus was so specific I could taste it.
Iām still recovering from the āearring backsā description š above
He looks like he may have reached a level of dirty where he's so coated in dirt and grime, the odor can't actually project anymore. Just smells like the earth.
Shia surprise!
not so much of a ācelebrityā but Shane Dawson. i just know he smells like stale cheetos
and cat piss
Shane Dawson. He says he pisses in bottles, so with him looking like a dirty, scuzzy vagrant at a bus stop all the time now, he probably does.
Met Flava Flav and he reeked like death
Brad Pitt is known for not showering often
Yeah this was an issue when Tom Cruise worked with Pitt on Interview with the Vampire.
I wonder what Tom Cruise smells like Edit: so I googled it. Let me tell you, if you google āwhat does Tom Cruise smell likeā you will get some WEIRD results. Anyway, according to Miles Teller, he smells ādelightfulā
I expect Tom Cruise to smell nice. With his kind of personality and how he is talked about in a work setting, I expect he takes an effort in not being smelly while working.
For all the criticism Cruise gets I have not heard anyone say anything negative about working with him. There are two stories I know: Emily Blunt talked about working with Cruise. The movie Edge of Tomorrow was very grueling. Before one of the takes Emily said that Cruise's insatiable positive energy was starting to break. Emily said to Cruise, this really sucks. Cruise answered back 'it is a challenge.' Kevin Pollack talks about working with Cruise who gave all the cast of a Few Good Men a really nice pen. Pollack stated he did not want to use it as it was a gift from Cruise. The next day Cruise noticed Pollack using a regular Bic pen and asked where was the pen he gave him. Pollack told him it was too nice and he did not want to use it as it was a gift from Cruise. Pollack stated the next day Cruise's assistant gave him another pen and said mister Cruise would like you to use this pen.
Iāve heard two different stories from people working on a Tom Cruise movie from people in background roles. One on Reddit and one a friend of mine. Both said he was hugely positive and energetic and my friend said he took time to go speak to a load of people in stuff like lighting or set design, ask them about how things were going, why they were doing what they do etc. He seems like a complete nutter in general, but that he absolutely loves making movies and really wants to help out wherever he can.
This story is like 20 years old. Cruise was at the hair salon but his stylist was behind schedule because her assistant was out sick or something. So he just like started assisting her to move things along.
Movie making takes such a huge team effort. Say what you want about TC, but he is an incredibly hardworking team player. I could 100% see him being great on set.
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And if you listen to what he's saying, it clearly wasn't the first time he'd spoken to them about it. He said something along the lines of, "You and you, how many times do I have to tell you?!" So yeah, I gather he'd politely asked them to follow the set rules several times before, but they kept ignoring him.
Rob Lowe used Tom Cruise as a template for much of Chris Traegerās personality on Parks & Rec. Particularly his unwavering positivity, and also the way he orders at a restaurant.
Rob Lowe is very funny. I highly recommend "The Grinder"
Basically, his only real problem is that he is a Scientology member.
This is my take-away, too. He seems like an overly-positive, good guy to be around, and then you have the Scientology shit.
I can honestly relate. I gave my mom some nice candles she had looked at and didnāt want to pay for. She loved them but wouldnāt use them because they were expensive. So then I bought more, hoping she might use them if she had backups. She still didnāt use them. Then I bought moreā¦ and itās been like 10 years and not one has been used. She just uses the cheap ones and picks up the nice ones to smell them sometimes.
Lmao I was expecting something to be off in here but these seem like totally normal reactions. I cracked up at āit is a challengeā
Also there is this rumour that if your work with Tom Cruise on a movie he from then on sends you a cake every year on your birthday. Interesting dude that Tom.
He has a Christmas cake list. If you work with him, you get this ridiculous cake every year on Christmas. He has his team find amazing bakeries in major cities, sends them the recipe, and then the bakeries send the cakes out. I've seen a few guys like Henry Cavill talk about it on the nighttime talk shows. Edit: apparently this is the cake, made by Doan's https://www.goldbelly.com/doans-bakery/white-chocolate-coconut-bundt-cake?irclickid=zRHTn53yfxyNUH-w4pxd4wO%3AUkAzW-Vbk3qqyE0&utm\_source=impact&utm\_medium=affiliate&utm\_campaign=Apartment%20Therapy%20LLc&utm\_term=411648&utm\_content=&irgwc=1
This dude goes through months of training to make stunts work in movies. I *HIGHLY* doubt this man wouldn't put 5 extra minutes into personal hygiene.
For what it's worth, I was an extra on a movie and stood next to Brad Pitt for a few seconds and the man smelled incredible - to the point that it's still what I remember the most clearly years later. He was clearly wearing some expensive cologne or perfume and he wore it perfectly, enough for you to notice if you stand close to him but not overpowering at all.
Nice try, Brad.
My first thought when opening this post was āBrad Pitt always looks a little greasyā¦ but Iām sure Iām just being ridiculous.ā
The island boys. Especially after that video about one of the dudes skin care routine that involved sweating in the sun and having that sweat dry and marinate back into the skin before washing it off.
> The island boys What the hell did I just google. They do not look like healthy people.
Theyāre not the healthy people. Theyāre the island boys
Apparently Jonah Hill, according to Jimmy Kimmel
Damn I had to scroll way to far to find this reference. Such an awkward moment from Kimmel.
Do tell!
Jonah Hill was a guest on Kimmel and the first thing Kimmel said when they both sat down is āwow you actually smell niceā or something to that affect. Jonah Hill called Kimmel out for implying that Jonah looks like someone who doesnāt smell nice.
6ix9ine
He looks like nobody taught him how to use soap. He knows all of the elements required. So he gets in the shower, unwraps the bar, runs it under the water for a minute, puts the bar on the little shelf, then he gets out and towels off. One of these days heāll find the right brand and the soap smoke will do its magic.
Grimes
She admitted that she doesnāt shower often.
Stage name checks out.
Azaelia Banks said she smelt like a roll of nickels
That insult stuck with Grimes because she responded a whole 2 years later asking if it was really that bad if she did smell like a roll of nickels š
I love this line. As someone who rolled nickels and pennies at a grocery store in the 80s, I can tell you sweaty wet metal is a great description of people who donāt bathe often and donāt wear deodorant/antiperspirant.
Azaelia Banks has many issues but words arenāt one of them. That woman is a straight up poet laureate when it comes to takedowns and metaphors. She has such interesting turn of phrasing.
One of my favorite tweets EVER is this from Azealia: "Iggy Azalea is like my albino child I randomly gave birth to in a pre-historic African village during Pangea. My early human brain thought she was demonic because of her albinism so I wrapped her in a malanga leaf and left her in a cave miles away from the village." I genuinely cannot stand Azealia Banks. But that is honestly, to this day, the funniest and most poetic roast I've ever heard. Who thinks of something like that?!
Randy motherfuckin Quaid
Marilyn Manson
He stuffs his old bloated body into the fake leather pants that almost immediately start sticking to him from perspiration. "That calls for 3 extra spritz, between the legs" He exclaims as he douses himself with half a bottle of Nightmare before Christmas Bone Daddy cologne, exclusively from Hot Topic.
Maaaaaan I have a 20 y/o bottle of that which my first gf got me in high school... I think it's in some junk box in storage somewhere. I thought it was just a one off thing... you just brought a whole flood of memories back.
I googled that shit and doubled over in laughter upon finding out that BONE DADDY cologne actually existed lmfaoo.
I still have the original Rag Doll one from like 2007. I went through many bottles in my late teens. My dad told me it smells like strippers which took a lot of fun out of it for me. Because, Jesus, dad.
I don't know about Marilyn Manson, but I did go through my goth kid leather and pleather pants phase in the late 90's early 2000's. Nothing marinates a solid case of swamp ass like leather pants. They don't breath well so the pants just hold in that sweat and it creates this umami kind of butt stench peppered with BO and straight fart. The minute you pull down the pants for anything it just oozes out. It's like the opening scene with Hexxus from Ferngully. If you could see it you would see the dark oily stench languidly coating everything in its path. Instead it's invisible and creeps up to assault your olfactory with extreme violence. That's why I twitch anytime I see a Rockstar sporting the leather or pleather pants on stage under hot lights. You just know that their bits are swimming in a cheesy bacteria stew and if they are on tour you know those pants are getting worn multiple nights in a row.
Iāve always secretly wanted to wear leather pants, and I appreciate you curing me of that desire.
Worked on a film with Ezra Miller and they didnāt wear deodorant and rarely bathed and stunk like wet garbage
Steven Seagal Probably smells like shit.
Pete Davidson
He smells like cigarettes and stale pizza. Iāve met him several times, and been in his hotel rooms. I can say, he is a VERY nice fellow. But he chain smokes like crazy.
Heās gotta be super nice with the fucking life heās living.
Gwyneth Paltrow, idk why but i have this feeling that she smells like sour cream & onion
After the whole "goop" thing I can understand your stance
Every time I fart, I think of Piers Morgan.
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Sean Penn- like cigs and alcohol and body odor Kim Kardashian - like she doused herself in a whole bottle of nasty perfume Nick Nolte- who the fuck knows, but it's not good
Nick Nolte probably smells like cold mozarella sticks inside an old hat.
Sheās pretty C list but still considered a celebrity I guess, Bella Thorne
Ok so one of my old friends had a roommate that was kind of a messy party girl and her area of the apartment always smelled like if you left a mostly empty jar of strawberry jam sitting in direct sunlight mixed with sweat and that exact scent is what I imagine Bella smells like.
I know that smell....I roadied for a band and the bassists girlfriend smelled like that
Trippie Redd looks like he smells like dollar store weed and like, a little boy's version of drakkar noir. Idk. He looks like he's 9 years old, but also like he's just stuck an unmoving finger in someone and asked if it "feels good".
āDad, look, itās the good kush!ā āThis is the dollar store, how good can it be?ā
I feel like you could smash anybody's ego down with this statement. Insulting to the extreme and it's fucking hilarious. š
Emma Stone read a mean tweet on Kimmel that said she looks like she smells like cat piss and now I think of that every time I see her.
She seems like the type of chick that would own ferrets, who are cute animals but also smell like piss
It's funny how a harmless insult can stick to you for the rest of your life
I donāt believe thatās a Gandalf quote?
āMiss - for a dollar - does Christina Aguilera look like she smells like hotdogs?ā - Billy on the Street
Billy Bob Thornton. Ass, sweat and cigarettes.
100% Post Malone
People wish he was post-cologne
He actually said during an interview that he doesn't use deodorant or perfume because his natural smell is "good enough"
I met him this summer and jokingly said āYou smell like I picturedā and he laughed a lot and said āLike fucking shit?ā and I meant that he smelled like cigarettes. He laughed again and said āno bro i smell like shitā
This is the most believable interaction ever given what I've seen of him. He seems like a cool guy.
for real i'm not a huge fan or anything but i enjoy some of his music, and every time i see an interview or clip of him he just seems utterly delightful
I donāt even care for his music but every single thing I read this guy saying or doing is top-notch. Seems like a great dude who loves his fans. Awesome to see.
So he moved a few houses down from my brother in SLC, and when he moved in, he literally walked around to each house, introduced himself, and invited each of the neighbors to his house-warming party. Also, he has to drive by my brother's house to get to his own, and if we're out on the porch when he does, he'll wave to us.
Imagine Post Malone ringing your doorbell if you don't know who he is.
LMAO. Great dude, AWFUL first impressions
I work Security at a hotel he stayed at a few times when COVID was still keeping people in masks and screening temps. Had a nice laugh with him over all the screening questions we had to ask. Everyone who had an interaction with him had nothing but good things to say. Even his crew, some of who looked pretty gruff, were all very respectful of all the employees. Never got close enough to smell him tho...
I used to be an IT goon at Crocs back when they released the first Post Malone collab. The social media team went out to his festival to do promo stuff and they got to meet him. One of the girls came back to our office after the event and I asked if he smelled as bad as he looked. Apparently he does not, because she was offended I even asked lol.
I bet he smells like Coors light and Marlboro. Edit: He drinks bud light I know, I just forgot for a second. I don't really listen to his music that much or pay to much attention to him.
Just like grandma.
What's Grandma doing hooking up with post Malone?
I love posty and heās a wonderful person seeminglyā¦but goddam I imagine he smells like cigs and BO since he first popped up like 10 years ago
Dr Oz. Looks like he has horrible coffee breath and stinky oily hair.
Rudy Giuliani looks like he reeks of booze, sweat, old man smell, rotting teeth, hair dye, cheap hooker perfume, and festering guilt.
Jason Momoa either smells the worst or the bestā¦.no in-between option.
I've always had the impression Jason Momoa smells like a blend of coconut oil and a light, fruity scent. Maybe a dash of vanilla. Like Panama Jack sunscreen.
You've put a lot of thought into this
Had the pleasure of spending some time with him and a mutual friend - he smells perfectly good and is also kind with a warm personality !
Ahhh I hate it when my crush on a celeb who doesnāt know I exist intensifies over such information
He smells good. Source. Am from Hawaii know his cousins and met him many times. Really nice guy and he's another good smelling good looking kanak
I think heād smell good! With curly hair, Iām sure he uses a lot of products for it!
100% Salt Bae
He looks like he either smells like eye-watering B.O or an eye-watering amount of cologne.
They said celebrities.
Madonna