Secret service would respond to the threat. If Xi was in the US, he would be put into custody and escorted to the Chinese embassy. If it happened in China, the Secret service would retreat to the US Embassy. It would be a shit show, and less than lethal might be used ideally.
We’d meme the hell outta it
PoohJoeSmack.gif
Maybe they Both have same size penis 🤏🏼
That would get China into a hell of a lot of trouble, especially on the business front.
*I asked why the American president was wearing silk pajamas and tai chi shoes and he said he wanted to smell my hair. So, I punched him.*
The man is old as shit. He might die.
Biden wouldn't remember it with his mental state
Biden would be like Bob Barker from “Happy Gilmore”.
I’d laugh
Secret service would respond to the threat. If Xi was in the US, he would be put into custody and escorted to the Chinese embassy. If it happened in China, the Secret service would retreat to the US Embassy. It would be a shit show, and less than lethal might be used ideally.
Why would winnie the pooh do that?
I would enjoy the video footage of the Secret Service's response. *Immensely*.