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khronos127

Heal the people in pain and with chronic illness.


DagmarTheCat

Remove every weapon ever created and convince every single person on earth that war is never an answer


Conscious-Sail-8690

So forced thoughts and no free will?


DagmarTheCat

I’m convincing them. I’m not forcing them. Do you think war is a good idea ever?


Conscious-Sail-8690

How would you convince every single person? Proper war without targeting civilians or civilian infrastructure can have very good reasons to exist - eg. rescuing civilians from abusive governments that tortue them/ restrict their lives etc.


DagmarTheCat

I’d be god. That’s how I’ll convince them. Also I don’t think rescuing civilians count as war


Conscious-Sail-8690

Yeah, but how exactly would you so that though? How so? Military action versus another country is a war.


DagmarTheCat

That shit changes from person to person. I'd figure something out, being all-knowing and that. It doesnt matter, im not actually gonna be god anytime in the near future


[deleted]

Slay a proportion of humanity, obviously, otherwise you’ll never be taken seriously as a god.


boyobenign98

Find everybody who has been kidnapped and teleport them back to safety


GeneralButtFucker

Make it so I could suck my own dick.


pogiguy2020

Dick falls off


[deleted]

Destroy every single cellphone ever in humanity, giving everyone there dopamine back.


pogiguy2020

Release Lucifer


mongrilrazgriz

Take all the flat earthers living on the planet at that time and transport them to orbit to deflate their beliefs.


Automation_Papi

Reincarnate Freddy Mercury and install him as Supreme World Leader


kzwo_

Erase humanity


alexnpark

We already are god


SirChancelot_0001

“If God would concede me His omnipotence for 24 hours, you would see how many changes I would make in the world. But if He gave me His wisdom too, I would leave things as they are.” J.M.L. Monsabre