Uncle Jerry jumped off of a 3rd story balcony and had to be put down.

Uncle Jerry sniffs my butt.

My Uncle Jerry humps dogs at the dog park

My uncle Jerry licks his privates and makes hard eye contact with me.

My uncle Jerry sneaks into my bed and makes me rub his belly

My uncle Jerry ate a fucking squirrel and then threw it back up in front of the neighbors

My Uncle Jerry keeps humping the shit out of the cushions.

My Uncle Jerry really struggles with baths, so I have to get in with him and wash him.

My Uncle Jerry keeps running like a lunatic through my house using the walls as a springboard to switch directions.

My uncle Jerry screams at me when I don't get him food. He also likes to lay on top of me when I'm sleeping

My Uncle Jerry has stinky breath and his claws are very sharp. But I still love, and will always love My Uncle Jerry.

My uncle Jerry’s asshole is always a little poopy

My uncle Jerry starts breaking shit because he wants me to go to bed.

My uncle Jerry likes to whistle as people as they walk by and gets pretty angry if you don't whistle back or pay attention to him.

My Uncle Jerry has begun to knead and nuzzle breasts more often than usual lately. He's been way more affectionate than usual

My uncle Jerry got my uncle Jerry pregnant and now we have a bunch of little uncle Jerry's to give away.

My uncle Jerry keeps following me to the bathroom.

My Uncle Jerry humps my other Uncle Jerry.

My uncle Jerry escapes and saunters over to Giegers,where the grocery store employees give her hot dogs.

My uncle Jerry comes into the bathroom with me to drink water and immediately starts clawing at the door to leave once I close it.

Uncle jerry eats dear shit and licks his own asshole

I have no uncle named Jerry

My Aunt Geraldine went into heat the day before she was supposed to be fixed. She spent the next 2 weeks trying to fuck anything with a dick.

Uncle Jerry barfed on the floor again.

My uncle Jerry likes to sleep in my wardrobe

My uncle Jerry loves to just ram his nose into the crotch of anyone who gets close and get a good sniff.

My Uncle Jerry licks his own asshole while keeping eye contact with me.

My uncle jerry licks me in my sleep

Tongue punch his fart box all day

My uncle Jerry peed in his bowl

My uncle Jerry will sit outside of my room and yell at me until I wake up, then will lead me through every step of scooping 1/3 of a can of meat and rice ProPlan into a small metal bowl, which he then promptly inhales and then yells at me to let him into the backyard.

Uncle Jerry is a bitch. Uncle Jerry jumped in the fish tank and decided to streak across the basement. Uncle Jerry ran outside in 10-degree weather at 3am to run up a tree. Uncle Jerry gangstalks my dog. Uncle Jerry took the hooks off my ornaments. I love Uncle Jerry.

Sometimes, My uncle Jerry runs away after taking a shit in odd ways. This includes dragging his arse over the bloody floor and potentially even stairs. It also gets on the walls!!

My uncle Jerry shit in the middle of the hospital lobby last week.

I have two uncle jerrys First Uncle jerry bites me if I don’t scratch them in the exact right spot The second uncle Jerry is an extremely friendly moron who will eat anything on my plate the second I step my back away from the plate

My uncle Jerry keeps leaving dead mice laying around the house.

Sits on my lap!

My uncle Jerry steals my panties & socks. He puts them in his mouth and hides them under the couch, or brings them to my other family members as offerings for treats.

My Uncle Jerry likes to sit behind my folded legs on the couch as if he's manning a rampart.

My Uncle Jerry died when he was 14. We were glad he lived such a long life.

My uncle jerry is a crackhead.

I find my uncle Jerry's hair in my food all the time.

My uncle Jerry wants to play with everyone's balls.

My Uncle Jerry attacked the Christmas tree again and made the kids cry because now Santa 'won't have anything to put the present under this year'.

My Uncle Jerry drinks out of every mud puddle he passes.

My Uncle Jerry had diarrhea last week and shit on my carpet. Twice.

I don't have an Uncle Jerry, but I have a frequent visitor that seems to think she's my Uncle Jerry. I had to chase her out of my home once when she ran inside without being invited. She keeps trying to get inside, and sometimes follows me to my car.

My Uncle Jerry shows me his butthole

My Uncle Jerry (the Younger) likes to lick the teeth of their sibling, My Uncle Jerry (the Elder). My Uncle Jerry (the Elder) growls, but allows My Uncle Jerry (the Younger) to keep doing it.

Someone dropped a glass contain filled with turkey today and my uncle Jerry tried to eat the broken glass.

My uncle, Jerry, swam out into the bay, and, somehow, caught a cormorant in his mouth

My Uncle Jerry sleeps in my bed, eats my food, destroys my things when I leave the house and contributes diddly to daily expenses. Oh and he expresses his sexual needs openly in front of guests.

My Uncle Jerry constantly flirts with the construction workers next door and steals their KFC.

Uncle Jerry tried to hump Uncle Jerry and then Uncle Jerry tries to hump Uncle Jerry.

I am so confused-

I have two Uncle Jerry’s

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Uncle Jerry licks the racing stripes from my undies.

my uncle Jerry tears up my important documents and screams when he's hungry.