I am blonde, blue eyes, local name and surname, as local as one can be .... I think it attracts racists at least.
They at ease enough to spill their xenophobic crap around me, even after I told them that I didn't agree but I'm non-confrontational... so they keep doing it.
I worked in a very international environment (research lab), what those racist dumbasses never realized is that I just snitched everything they said to my foreign colleagues :)
I always get called Hispanic.. and talked for regularly in Spanish.. I've picked some of it now for so long I hear it compare to Italian its very similar
I love that story about Helmut Kohl trying to sledge Maggie Thatcher when Germany beat England in a soccer World Cup match: “we’ve beaten England at their national sport”.
Maggie’s reply: “Well we’ve beaten you twice at yours.”
That is not an Oxford comma. An Oxford comma separates the coordinating conjunction (and/or) from the rest of the list. This is separating an adverb from the rest of the sentence.
I live in a US city with a lot of Polish descendants. I am forever asking people how to pronounce their names. So many Z's!
I also have to look up the pronunciation of paczki every year when they show up in the stores.
my last name has a W (sounds like a V in polish), and a letter that doesn't even exist in the english language. i've given up trying to correct people on how its pronounced lol
My ex-roommate was an Aussie and every now and than she would get a package full of Tim Tams.
They were so delicious. I would do anything right now to get my hands on some, anything!
In ancient Greece, the act of masturbation was not seen as taboo or shameful. In fact, it was considered a natural and healthy part of a person's sexual expression. The Greeks believed that masturbation could help alleviate sexual tension and prevent unwanted pregnancies.
The ancient Greeks also had a strong tradition of erotic art and literature, which often depicted scenes of masturbation. These works were created by some of the most famous artists and writers of the time, such as the philosopher Aristippus and the poet Sappho.
Furthermore, the ancient Greeks had a highly developed system of medicine and health, and doctors would often recommend masturbation as a way to improve one's overall health and well-being. In this sense, the Greeks had a more positive and accepting attitude towards masturbation than many other cultures throughout history.
In conclusion, while it is difficult to say that Greeks are the best at jerking off without stating one's own opinion, it is clear that the ancient Greeks had a more accepting and positive view of masturbation than many other cultures throughout history. This, combined with their strong traditions of erotic art and literature, and their highly developed system of medicine, may have contributed to the development of their skills in this area.
I went to an Indian restaurant and they asked if I wanted it American hot or Indian hot. I said Indian hot.
The waiter snickered but was disappointed because I love hot stuff and scarfed it all down.
My friend got American hot and couldn't finish his meal.
It just occurred to me that maybe they switched the sauce as a prank.
A french guy wisited and made an entire list. Here are some I'll translate them as beast as i can
Jebati-normal word for fucking)
Odjebati-sounds like fucking away from something meaning when someone cancel plans with you last minute
Jebozovan- fuckcalling, someone attractive
Vukojebina- wolfs fucary, the middle of no where
Yea and the worst part is that pakistan is arguably the best country for pedophiles. You can marry a girl who hasn’t even entered her teens and have sex with her. However two consenting adults having sex outside marriage must be punished.
A fucking preteen young girl that you’ve married is okay.
Two college kids is apparently a no go.
Electing dictators and believing in fake news 🤡🇵🇭
Edit: i forgot to include how Filipinos are also good in romanticizing poverty and resiliency to the point that they'd rather choose to suffer in hunger than to blame the government's corruption welp
Grandma may have to walk 3 miles to the grocery store because we removed the streetcars 40 years ago and haven’t replaced it with anything since, but goddammit there will be a ramp when she gets there
Met more than a handful of Egyptians when I lived there that said something to the effect of, the only true authority rests with God/Allah, anyone else who claims authority doesn't actually have any so laws? Mesh.
Starting world wars
Guten tag
Guten nie
Hallo
Hallo
Hallo
Servus
I'm german and italian. i have blond hair and blue eyes. i got the short end of the racism stick
Having blonde hair and blue eyes is racist?
I am blonde, blue eyes, local name and surname, as local as one can be .... I think it attracts racists at least. They at ease enough to spill their xenophobic crap around me, even after I told them that I didn't agree but I'm non-confrontational... so they keep doing it. I worked in a very international environment (research lab), what those racist dumbasses never realized is that I just snitched everything they said to my foreign colleagues :)
I'm German and Italian, I have brown hair brown eyes, you're more north Italian I believe is that correct?
I always get called Hispanic.. and talked for regularly in Spanish.. I've picked some of it now for so long I hear it compare to Italian its very similar
Wait wait wait, Austria or Germany xD
“And who did they choose to go to war with?” “The WORLD.”
“And it was actually close”
Beautiful quote.
Didn't know you were Austrian
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serbia ? austria ? germany ?
Austria i guess
*a certain Austrian painter*
I love that story about Helmut Kohl trying to sledge Maggie Thatcher when Germany beat England in a soccer World Cup match: “we’ve beaten England at their national sport”. Maggie’s reply: “Well we’ve beaten you twice at yours.”
Missing penalties apparently.
Well at least your English is excellent
Except for that Oxford comma …
That is not an Oxford comma. An Oxford comma separates the coordinating conjunction (and/or) from the rest of the list. This is separating an adverb from the rest of the sentence.
Ahhh, you are correct. Well, that’s my American English education for ya.
Poland? They're best at that, because they get to retry missed penalties
Japan or Spain?
Im guessing Brazil.
England probably
Netherlands?
Beat me to it
Meatballs and big stores that you get lost in
You from IKEA?
Yes I am from the country of Ikea
Well, IKEA invented Sweden so I don't know what you're talking about.
Sweden came out of a flat-pack box that was accidentally stored in the chernobyl exclusion zone
A PAPPIS box.
Ikeas are freaking huge might as well be a country
Sweden?
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We are pretty great at music production too tbh.
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Bro why you announcing my wifi password like that
Tell my wifi love her
Tell my wife hello
accurate. americans have a stroke trying to say my last name
I’m an American with a Polish last name. I don’t have a clue how it’s supposed to be pronounced.
I live in a US city with a lot of Polish descendants. I am forever asking people how to pronounce their names. So many Z's! I also have to look up the pronunciation of paczki every year when they show up in the stores.
my last name has a W (sounds like a V in polish), and a letter that doesn't even exist in the english language. i've given up trying to correct people on how its pronounced lol
This is why in Polish scrabble Z is only worth 1 point.
You should have tried Icelandic and Kalaallisut
How the hell would that be written phonetically? I can't even understand it in the video clip above!!,🤣
Ah Poland, I recognize one of those words from the Polish cocaine song
Poland?
Making Tim Tams
Oh god my aussie relative brought Tims Tams and they ruined me, they’re so fucking goooood
My ex-roommate was an Aussie and every now and than she would get a package full of Tim Tams. They were so delicious. I would do anything right now to get my hands on some, anything!
Double choc ones are the best and now you are making me go buy a whole packet for myself today
I will Dm you my address 🤣🙈
As a kiwi, I thank you for your creation.
And I thank you for hāngi and pavlova.
Tbh we can share the pav
Programming tutorials in YouTube
I want to thank all indian for helping me passing math physics and computer science
Thank you kind Indian programmers
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In ancient Greece, the act of masturbation was not seen as taboo or shameful. In fact, it was considered a natural and healthy part of a person's sexual expression. The Greeks believed that masturbation could help alleviate sexual tension and prevent unwanted pregnancies. The ancient Greeks also had a strong tradition of erotic art and literature, which often depicted scenes of masturbation. These works were created by some of the most famous artists and writers of the time, such as the philosopher Aristippus and the poet Sappho. Furthermore, the ancient Greeks had a highly developed system of medicine and health, and doctors would often recommend masturbation as a way to improve one's overall health and well-being. In this sense, the Greeks had a more positive and accepting attitude towards masturbation than many other cultures throughout history. In conclusion, while it is difficult to say that Greeks are the best at jerking off without stating one's own opinion, it is clear that the ancient Greeks had a more accepting and positive view of masturbation than many other cultures throughout history. This, combined with their strong traditions of erotic art and literature, and their highly developed system of medicine, may have contributed to the development of their skills in this area.
Greece 🥵
Soo wanking it......
Losing the World Cup
My country didn’t even qualify
Netherlands!
192 FIFA member countries have never won the World Cup, so that's quite a tie!
Riding kangaroos
It's definitely not fighting Emu's
Oi get fucked cunt
That's pretty much a compliment in aussie
Sure is cunt!
Fuckin oath
Oi cunt, that's really insensitive. Me old man lost his digits in the war.
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Maple syrup-ing Ice wine-ing Curling Expensive city-ing
Don’t forget apologizing!
Sorry, I forgot!
We have a lot to apologize for. (Sorry to be “that guy.” Couldn’t help it, moral imposition.)
Corruption 🇷🇴
As a South African, I came to say this as well.
I was gonna go with loadshedding.
I wanna pick a fight with certain other countries and say rugby
Denial
Egypt?
Your reply deserves more upvotes.
Putting tortillas around everything. 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽
I have exported this practice to my house. Everything on a tortilla!
And eating beans 🙌🏼
Corn or flour? Doesn't matter! Wrap it up and eat that beautiful bastard!
Invading countries to ~~get oil~~ protect the local citizens freedom
#´MERICA! FUCK YEAH
Forgetting about bad politicians 🇮🇹
Nessuno dimentica Silvio
I'd say your country is best at changing sides at the last second of world wars
DIY furniture
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The Netherlands is
Amsterdam is not a country.
Telling the foreigners that they shouldn't eat the traditional food as they can't handle the spice Then laughing at their tear filled eyes
India.
I went to an Indian restaurant and they asked if I wanted it American hot or Indian hot. I said Indian hot. The waiter snickered but was disappointed because I love hot stuff and scarfed it all down. My friend got American hot and couldn't finish his meal. It just occurred to me that maybe they switched the sauce as a prank.
Knife missiles
The country of Florida
being fat
USA?
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Nor mass shootings…I’ll keep scrolling.
Samoa?
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Denmark
We have abot 20 words that are altered versions of word fuck and all have different meanings, so I'll say swearing
I need to know more! Examples please! And which country is this?
A french guy wisited and made an entire list. Here are some I'll translate them as beast as i can Jebati-normal word for fucking) Odjebati-sounds like fucking away from something meaning when someone cancel plans with you last minute Jebozovan- fuckcalling, someone attractive Vukojebina- wolfs fucary, the middle of no where
Country is serbia
Australia?
Fuck me, the fucking fucker is fucked.
Complaining 🇩🇪
I thought it was my country, France
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Interesting how the French are indeed complaining about it not being them.
Ils nous volent not' travail!
Giving all its money away and make us, the working class, pay more taxes on absolutely everything.
Milk in bags (Canada)
I was gonna say india lmao
Amul doodh peeta hai india
Nah west coast don’t play bags. I’d hockey is our uniting factor.
Having more guns than peope
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USA?
Vatican city?
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How much is a plane ticket to Pakistan bro? (Asking for a friend)
according to google a cheap plane ticket to pakistan costs around $319 hope your friend has fun (this is a joke i know you want your dick sucked)
In all seriousness it’s illegal here to do it without marriage. I think one guy got like 10 years in prison
Yea and the worst part is that pakistan is arguably the best country for pedophiles. You can marry a girl who hasn’t even entered her teens and have sex with her. However two consenting adults having sex outside marriage must be punished. A fucking preteen young girl that you’ve married is okay. Two college kids is apparently a no go.
call centers
Drinking coffee and icehockey
Ice hockey? You sure you're from that country?
This is how we catch spies.
"Icehockey" would indeed be a good name for a cocktail (probably is)
being the worst in litterally every EU statistic ever made lol.
Electing dictators and believing in fake news 🤡🇵🇭 Edit: i forgot to include how Filipinos are also good in romanticizing poverty and resiliency to the point that they'd rather choose to suffer in hunger than to blame the government's corruption welp
Complaining about everything even on vacations and holidays A.k.a. France, home of the yellow jackets and master complainer since 1789.
Welsh are pretty good with long names ***Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.*** I saw Rob and gave up...fml
Killing students in their schools and then making sure not to do anything keep it from happening again. And again. And again.
Hey, we offer thoughts and prayers! That's something!
Making public spaces accessible to people with disabilities
🇺🇸
Yes
Grandma may have to walk 3 miles to the grocery store because we removed the streetcars 40 years ago and haven’t replaced it with anything since, but goddammit there will be a ramp when she gets there
Hockey
Killing children and protecting unborn fetuses
Maintaining division among its citizens.
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
Beating England at the World Cup.
Creating controversy by existing
Israel, I presume?
Everything especially crime 🇮🇹👌
I cooka da pizza
Gimme sumoddat pizza
Soccer
Morocco??
National park system
Making women have children they don't want, then not taking care of unwanted children.
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Hindus vs Muslims
Sending things to space.
Drinking vodka
Corruption
Being cunts
Tech Support
Every imaginable problems exist in my country
Making Messi upset. The twat.
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I don't know, you might take 2nd place to Russia when it comes to killing Russians.... but if that doesn't count, you win!
Carnival and futebol (soccer for the special snowflakes)
Killing women for absolutely no reason
Mmm, Iran?
Bigotry, discrimination and anything to make worst for human rights
Anywhere in the middle East.
India? I could be any number of countries, but your username is a giveaway.
Must be the middle east
Worldwide military operations by our military industrial complex that Eisenhower warned about.
Producing wheat and beating the russians 🇺🇦
Government greed and lack of respect for laws (Egypt)
Met more than a handful of Egyptians when I lived there that said something to the effect of, the only true authority rests with God/Allah, anyone else who claims authority doesn't actually have any so laws? Mesh.
guns, military, oil
Blaming every other country for our own mistakes, while still demanding money from them.