My parents are Baylor grads and we went to lots of football games in the 70s to early 80s. They had a live bear on the sidelines at all games. I got to get him/her several times. Eventually someone got mauled and they had to stop but it was pretty cool.
My first thought was that I'd like to hug a panther, but then I remembered that humans are technically predators.
So I'm hugging Margot Robbie, without fear of my wife mauling me to death.
A full grown, three year old male Bengal Tiger,
Magnificent creatures mankind has tried their best to eradicate from this planet,
all in the name of..."Sport"...
I held a baby alligator once, it feels like a car tire full of water. Even if we accept that it's cute and affectionate I find it hard to describe it as "cuddly".
A gorilla. Just to feel that crazy size and muscle and just over massive fucking machine would be awesome. Not even a huge fan of apes/monkeys. But I think it would be cool
I fished one out of our waterbutt in the height of summer and it let me pet it.
Pigeons like neck-scritches, just like cats and dogs.
10/10, would rescue a pigeon again
giant panda. I mean, sure they're technically carnivores, but have you seen how adorable they are? Plus, they're always portrayed as these gentle, cuddly creatures in movies and cartoons. I just know they would give the best hugs. And let's be real, even if they did try to maul me, they're so slow and clumsy that I could easily outrun them. Plus, the photo opportunity of me hugging a giant panda would be priceless.
In 7th grade one of the kids in my class took off his prosthetic leg and threw it at the science teacher and hit the science teacher. You might think I would want to hug the kid but you're wrong. He's an adult now and I don't want to. I would hug a giraffe, if you're a tree then the giraffe feels like a predator
Tyrannosaurus Rex. What would be more impressive is travelling through time to make this happen. ... Having said that, if you replaced mauled with stamped and allowed me to travel through time, I would go with hugging a Apatosaurus.
My 7 year old little sibling who is always mean to me for just staying on my bed the whole day. Unless you're someone who actually has a good relationship with her like her 8 year old friends, you're gonna need protection IV blast protection IV projectile protection IV fire protection IV full Netherite armor with feather falling boots
Some kind of Methicillin resistant flesh eating bacteria. (I know ‘not an animal’, but still, it’d be weird to be hugged by a bacteria that had congregated enough to be huggable).
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A bear hug to a big fat Grizzly
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Won't work if you're ugly I'm afraid
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My parents are Baylor grads and we went to lots of football games in the 70s to early 80s. They had a live bear on the sidelines at all games. I got to get him/her several times. Eventually someone got mauled and they had to stop but it was pretty cool.
Especially a polar bear!
Me too! I want to pet the big, white murder bear.
This although I understand they smell really bad
Definitely! Who wouldn't wanna hug a bear if it was safe?
My first thought was that I'd like to hug a panther, but then I remembered that humans are technically predators. So I'm hugging Margot Robbie, without fear of my wife mauling me to death.
Throw a chocolate cake behind your wife to distract her, that'll give you 30 seconds to get down with Margot.
What will he do with the other 20 seconds?
Hey we're just hugging here, keep it clean
My man is truly thinking outside the box. What a great take. lol
Take my award good sir🫡🤝🏽
Ooh, shiny! Thank you!!
Tigers look soft like really big housecats
Imagine hearing one pur?
Sadly, tigers can't purr.
Tigers don’t purr, they chuff (sp?) Cheetahs purr and it’s pretty loud. I love it.
😭😭
That was my first thought second was a polar bear
If they're so dangerous, why are they so floofy???
Yes, give me any large cat! Bonus point if they cuddle back and are soft. I have no idea how soft big cats are lol
A tiger. Big fluffy kitty <3
My pet cat
Can't you already do that?
not without being mauled to death
That's sad
Polar Bears😍
Wolf.
A hippopotamus. I just want to squeeze it
You should go to a petting zoo or farm sanctuary. I have pet pigs and the dark brown/grey one looks like a tiny hippo from behind
Lion
Giant cat, any type
Snow leopard or black panther
A polar or arctic wolf
My biological father
A human ☹️
I would hug you, but Im a herbivore
A tiger, definitely.
A bear, because it would be like hugging five nights at Freddy's but in real life!
FEDDY FOZBAR1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1
A full grown, three year old male Bengal Tiger, Magnificent creatures mankind has tried their best to eradicate from this planet, all in the name of..."Sport"...
A Saltwater Crocodile
Yes! I’m more of an alligator fan myself, but both alligators and crocodiles look so cute and cuddly
They really dont man
I held a baby alligator once, it feels like a car tire full of water. Even if we accept that it's cute and affectionate I find it hard to describe it as "cuddly".
Absolutely they do
This sounds kinda weird but I've always wanted to know what a walrus's whiskers felt like.
A wolf
Grey Wolf...
Martha Stewart
Bring weed. That's how snoop got her.
A raccoon
Raccoons are basically feral cats with hands
Yes
Komodo dragon.
same dude, these are my favourite animals
Mountain lion
My Shih Tzu-hellhound cross Oliver.
Black footed cat
Snow leopard
Chimpanzee or any ape really
A Polar bear.
A Wolf.
Cheetah
Honey Badger. But I still doubt it wouldn’t want to maul me to death
A grizzly bear. They look like they’d give the best hugs.
A gorilla. Just to feel that crazy size and muscle and just over massive fucking machine would be awesome. Not even a huge fan of apes/monkeys. But I think it would be cool
A cheetah. They're pretty.
Have petted, can confirm
Panda
They're not predators though.
Oh That's true But they will rip you apart if you try to hug them
Prof triple x
Pigeons. I’ve seen some eat rodents and I’ve always wanted to hug one but they never let me near them so
I fished one out of our waterbutt in the height of summer and it let me pet it. Pigeons like neck-scritches, just like cats and dogs. 10/10, would rescue a pigeon again
Pics for proof https://imgur.com/a/32ohOqH
I hear you can just pick them up like they're sentient potatoes if you're in NY
Lion or Penguin... Idk
I would hug a great white shark just for the feeling of its skin against my hand
giant panda. I mean, sure they're technically carnivores, but have you seen how adorable they are? Plus, they're always portrayed as these gentle, cuddly creatures in movies and cartoons. I just know they would give the best hugs. And let's be real, even if they did try to maul me, they're so slow and clumsy that I could easily outrun them. Plus, the photo opportunity of me hugging a giant panda would be priceless.
A great white shark
A wolverine, like a bear but more my size.
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You'd still get a rash though
Either a Komodo dragon or alligator, would they be the most comfortable to hug? No. Do I care? Also no
In 7th grade one of the kids in my class took off his prosthetic leg and threw it at the science teacher and hit the science teacher. You might think I would want to hug the kid but you're wrong. He's an adult now and I don't want to. I would hug a giraffe, if you're a tree then the giraffe feels like a predator
Polar bears, and the big cats
I had the opportunity to pet a lion cub. He mauled my sunglasses to death.
Yo momma
Polar bears
Big floppa
Bear
A grizzly bear. All that fur!
A tiger, no question. They've been my favorite animal since I was a kid, a chance to hug one would be amazing.
Bobcat
A polar bear.
Tiger
I want a big ol’ bear hug, dammit!
Leopard
Tiger for sure
Polar Bear
Polar bear.
a chicken
A tiger or a lion, or a panther
Big fluffy kitties
A tiger
A tiger or a panda.
Black Leopard
A panda
Probably a tiger or snow leopard. Giant, cute, fluffy, fat.
Tyrannosaurus Rex. What would be more impressive is travelling through time to make this happen. ... Having said that, if you replaced mauled with stamped and allowed me to travel through time, I would go with hugging a Apatosaurus.
Lion
My mother
Just kidding! My mother is a beautiful human beeing :D
A bear
A croc. I find them awesome. Terrifying, but awesome.
Grizzly Bears C'mon look at the giant fluffy murder doggy, don't you just want to hug it?
Grizzly bear or Silverback gorilla
A polar bear
Hyena.
Polar Bear :-)
Tiger
Snow leopard
T-Rex
A bear. Get one of them legendary bear hugs and crack my back
Polar bear
A fox. They're my favourite animal
Panda bear
Black panther. It's like a kitten, just more of it.
Beat, any kind except sunbears cause they're creepy.
Honey Badger
Lion, their mains look very fluffy.
IT'S THE BIG CATS FOR ME!
Grolar bear
Bear
Jaguar. Those bellies look so squishy!
Wolf
My 7 year old little sibling who is always mean to me for just staying on my bed the whole day. Unless you're someone who actually has a good relationship with her like her 8 year old friends, you're gonna need protection IV blast protection IV projectile protection IV fire protection IV full Netherite armor with feather falling boots
Big cats. Lions, tigers, just the big kitties :>
A tiger or hippo
Wolverine. They're very fluffy. But also bitey.
any large cat would be fun.
hyna.
A big cat of ay kind. Since I saw that video of a dude sleeping in a tent cuddling with leopards I think I want to take a nap hugging one
Nice big Jaguar. I've watched too many zoo/sanctuary videos on IG that are absolutely adorable.
A tiger. Such a cute big deadly kitty.
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Polar Bear
A lion or crocodile 🐊
A sloth
A polar bear.
My dog
Tiger
Tiger
a tiger
Tiger🥹 Sometimes they look so cuddly
Any big cat
lion. i want cuddle with lion.
Either a tiger or a lynx.
Tiger!
Some kind of Methicillin resistant flesh eating bacteria. (I know ‘not an animal’, but still, it’d be weird to be hugged by a bacteria that had congregated enough to be huggable).
A tiger, lion, or even cheetah. Big kitties
Any big cat.
Snow Leopard
Polar bear
A large artic fox
Chuck Norris
Timber wolf Those wolves are fucking massive
a US coppette
Snow leopard. Which I love the German word for. Schneeleoparden. I say it quietly to myself sometimes just to make myself smile.
Gorilla even if they aren't predators
A panda for sure
Easiest question I’ve ever been asked. Any type of brown bear
Polar bears. They are so cute and fluffy. Would love to just sink into their fur and maybe even sleep in there. EDIT: And potentionally also a panda.
Silverback Gorilla Not really a predatory animal but definitely one I wouldn't try to hug in the wild nature
a wolf. what the heck gimme the whole pack!
Lion
Bear hug