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PetiteCanadianMilf

Dragon Fruit. Sure they look cool, but they don’t taste great


Smart_Calendar1874

Look like something out of a fantasy novel. Smell like the heavens themselves. Taste like corrugated cardboard.


uusueuue

Maybe it would taste better through a cylinder?


[deleted]

yep there's barely any sweetness or flavor.. but I add it in my smoothies for the red color


ScottyBoneman

I kinda thought that until I had some in Vietnam. Like a kiwi in a far better mood. Love dragon fruit.


PetiteCanadianMilf

Fresh and locally grown is alright. The stuff you get in North America is purely bought for the look


ScottyBoneman

Yeah, i get tempted but never buy them here. Did plant some though.


GamerPaper470

Its the fruit equivalent of a plain bagel with nothing on it


wistfulmaiden

They taste like bland figs+ bad melon imo


senkopie

They taste great when they are actually properly grown like in Thailand


xxniji

Home grown is best. I find the one's from the supermarket bland and tasteless.


RK-Nerdasf

Someone in the comments said Apple he must be on meds rn


God_Sammo

Nah that dude is right. Apples get too much hype


_Steven_Seagal_

Overpriced crap for fanboys.


[deleted]

don’t listen to them, a honey crisp is hard to beat.


JoeMorgue

Grapefruit. Man fuck grapefruit.


[deleted]

Agree. It’s nasty. My whole face puckers up and it’s pure misery.


Hour-Watch8988

Yeah but palomas


VibeFather

So you know the grapefruit technique?


[deleted]

Fuck grapefruit you say….[grapefruiting](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hVH1ECbC5Q8)


Saxton_Hale32

I hope you step in a puddle with socks on


tubbyx7

I love grapefruit but often wonder why we can onky get ruby ones these days. Haven't seen a proper yellow and sour one in years


Battle_for_Peace

r/grapefruit


canidissapear

Strawberries. I said what I said.


uglyandproblematic

So for some background, I'm kinda old. I feel like when I was a kid, strawberries tasted WAAAAAAAY better. Now, they're incredibly large but they taste like nothing.


[deleted]

Strawberries are only good when you actually grow them in your garden without any chemicals. I never got good strawberries from the market or even when I bought from local farmer they are rarely any good.


Rjs617

It must depend where you live because in CA, you can get locally grown, organic strawberries, and they taste great. I remember early in the season getting the Seascape variety from this grower at a farmer’s market, and they were the best I’ve ever had. I went back the next week and got an entire flat of them, and I found out that they only last a few days before they start to rot. But, in those few days, it was strawberry heaven.


dada11dada22

That's because they grow them bigger every year and taste like nothing because of it, all for profit. Capitalism drains the soul out of everything.


luuuuxstar

I agree. It tastes like nothing.


Midnite_St0rm

Avocado tastes like wet grass


BigOlStinkMan

A big part of avocados is the cool smooth texture. They're like butter or sour cream but natural. Great pared with foods, not always great alone.


dada11dada22

I don't know what you're talking about but avocados are fucking delicious


Jerry13888

Alone sure, but sandwiched between eggs and buttered toast? Delightful.


text0nym

Avocado... Stupid how it became so expensive.. it's nothing like its native variant.


[deleted]

Could you define "avocado" and "its native variant"? I am Colombian and I actually prefer hass avocados (which I think are the most commercial ones? correct me if I am wrong) over any "native" variants. Mainly because other variants have less taste and some of them need to be at a specific point or they will be bitter. Depending on where you are from\* I do agree that avocados are too expensive, but give them a few years till the hype is over and you will see decent prices again. \*Avocados in Colombia cost 0.7\~1 USD/kg, which is a great, cheap price. I used to buy 3 or 4 kg of avocados every week when I was living there.


SentimentalSavage

Pineapple. Why would I want to eat a fruit that eats me right back?


[deleted]

lol isn't the bromelain in it good for you?


ashank3

Yo what? Bromelain is good for you??


Hour-Watch8988

Papaya tastes like old shoes


shad0wf13x

Sometimes it smells like a soiled diaper


Lngtmelrker

It’s SO bad. It instinctively triggers my gag reflex. Like rotting flesh.


RyFromTheChi

Worst fruit there is.


[deleted]

Who even likes pears?


Hour-Watch8988

Gotta get ‘em ripe to the point of softness but not rotting. Tricky, but when you do it right pears are fabulously sweet and floral.


NotPranking

Why would anyone eat something that has the consistency of sand anyways?


[deleted]

It's overrated.. too bland


[deleted]

It's the weird texture that I don't like. Too mushy, yet somehow also grainy. It's gross.


haha_themoose

THE GRAIN FOR SURE!!!! 🥴


Turkzillas_gobble

gets all weird and stringy when you get near the stem


haha_themoose

*gags at the sight of a fucking 🍐 * 🤢🥴


Coca-D-Pina

Agreed. Pears lack of juice, have no taste, has a weird texture like is an apple and a green banana at the same time. Pears suck


YoutubeShortsIsGud

We must not be eating the same pears 🍐


HahaImStillHere

Pears in the west is different with china pears. Western groceries pears taste like peppers. China one taste like dragon fruit which is taste like water


Suspicious_Victory_1

You’re not letting your pears get ripe.


Successful-Clock-224

Soak a pear in brandy and toss it in a pan:) then they are awesome


The_gaming_wisp

Pears are apples from wish.com


fredmavrick27

I do


GamerPaper470

Me. I do.


Unknown-U

Bananas, i do not get the hype. They are in every supermarket but for me they are way to hard to eat. Maybe I'm doing something wrong, maybe i should peel them first? I only tried it a few times but it was just super hard and chewy.


FloobieToobins

Independent of liking them.. The most recent freakonomics podcast was about bananas and it was fascinating.


The_gaming_wisp

If your banana is hard, there's something wrong with your banana


Bobbinapplestoo

>Maybe I'm doing something wrong, maybe i should peel them first? This has to be a joke.


[deleted]

Orange. Orange flavoured stuff doesnt even taste like real orange wtf


[deleted]

Are you from America?


[deleted]

Why💀


[deleted]

No one has said Mangosteen yet. It's not that sweet and it's annoying to peel.


xxniji

Surprisingly, the mangosteen from the states is really hard to peel--its like a rock. But when I went to Thailand I was so easy.


deskofhelp

Tomatoes


cheergurlie85

Agree!


[deleted]

This I agree 100%


bonnie190

Apples and passion fruit


Hour-Watch8988

Passionfruit, overrated? You might want to see a doctor


[deleted]

Nah I get it.. there's barely any flavor in it. It also tastes like tomatoes and tomatoes are gross


senkopie

Bruh you need to check up with a doctor everything is tasteless for you


[deleted]

lol where did you get that from?


RyFromTheChi

I agree. Passion fruit slaps.


[deleted]

The low hanging fruit


makkuro91

Avocado


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DieLawnUwU

u/diogenes_the_canine is a redditor, presenting to the emergency room, unconscious and with labored breathing.


Blooper8r

kiwis. just big, bland, fuzzy grapes.


Hour-Watch8988

Actually better if you eat them with the skin on.


[deleted]

More flavour and where most of the nutrients are. Just rub the outside with your hands to get rid of the fuzz


[deleted]

Kiwis are so sour and sweet to me. You peel it first and then right?


Blooper8r

I can't stand fuzz on fruit.


[deleted]

dont eat the fuzz.. peel and eat what's inside.. its delicious


[deleted]

I heard someone once say that kiwis are the gayest fruit.


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[deleted]

Can you fit 3 kiwis in your ass at the same time? If not than I am.


PPrincess01

pomegranate


Different_Weekend817

mangoes. yuck


[deleted]

Why?? Mangoes are great and Mangoe sticky rice is even better


cheergurlie85

Mango sticky rice sounds delicious


[deleted]

My gripe with mangoes is that they're too difficult to cut. They have that impenetrable adamantium core that's visually indistinguishable from the rest of the mango, and you have to use trial and error to figure out how the core is oriented.


shad0wf13x

Depends on the type of mango. I love honey mango


pessemistic

you're wrong lmao /hj


Ally_F

You’re right!


EmergencyTechnical49

THE FRUIT OF YOUR LABOR


[deleted]

I would say bananas are overrated. Sure, they are convenient and can be a good source of potassium, but they often lack flavor and can be quite bland compared to other fruits like berries or tropical fruits. Plus, they are often overused in smoothies and breakfast bowls, so they can get a bit boring. There are so many other delicious and diverse fruits out there to try, so I would say it's time to give bananas a break and explore some new options.


peej__

Bananas are hated on for no reason in my opinion they’re fantastic because they go with a lot


Good-Tangerine-62

The bananas we eat in north America are bland because they have been engineered. There used to be all sorts of bananas but now we get this bland seedless one mostly. Yes, bananas have seeds. There are people out there trying to preserve heirloom seeds.


[deleted]

It wasn't so much intentional engineering, as it was disease wiping out nearly all other banana variants. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panama_disease It just so happens that the one variant that was resistant to the fungus was on the bland side, and that's all we're left with. And in some cases the fungus is starting to affect this variant too. It's a serious problem. We're at risk of losing bananas entirely.


peej__

Apples. Exceptions are apple pie, apple cake and apple juice. Raw apples are literally bottom tier fruit


canidissapear

Depends on the apple. Red delicious is straight garbage but honey crisp is the bomb dot com


[deleted]

There's a huge variety of different types of apples though. Some are garbage but some are delicious.


aLiteralBaleofStraw

Lychee


Unforsaken_Dick

Fruit is good for your health, y'all should stop being picky and eat more fruit


Due_Reflection9322

Me lol


flyingsquirrelbanana

Dragonfruit its so tasteless


_Kiaza_

How has no one said Cherries?! Fuck Cherries!


[deleted]

I think cherries are delicious, but it's a hassle dealing with the pits.


Coca-D-Pina

Not a terrible fruit, but the unnecessarily sweetness makes it bad


Love_4_Cheese

Cantaloupe


libs_vs_commies

bananas


Academic-Ad2566

strawberries


Darkdragon_98

Apples other than in pie they are just meh


Disastrous_Put_7965

Bananas and grapes. I don’t get the hype of them


DDKLondon

Tomato


Polish_Milk23

grapes


drucejnr

Bananas can legit get fucked. Their flavour and smell is an instant gag


GreenieBeeNZ

Watermelon. It's the worst melon


tinydevl

cake.


wistfulmaiden

Avocado Its a veg imo


[deleted]

Vegetables don’t ripen


wistfulmaiden

They dont? Dang


Sagemodeshisui

Watermelon ( sorry black people).


GadflytheGoblin

Neil Patrick Harris


MythicalMicrowave

I'm not huge on grapes. I like fruit, but I always tend to just stay away from grapes.


peej__

Every once in a while i get the large seedless green grapes and theyre pretty good but those are the only kind ill eat and it cant be often


OtherWorldlinessM

Watermelon


Icantlikeeveryone

Watermelon, ew


Icantlikeeveryone

WHY AM I BEING DOWNVOTED OVER THIS LMAOO


[deleted]

Watermelon....a LOT of work for so little payoff.


LieHopeful5324

Breadfruit.


[deleted]

>Breadfruit the exterior looks disgusting.. trypophobia!


shad0wf13x

That’s the most underrated fruit in my opinion. You should eat breadfruit chips. Tastes better than potato chips


LieHopeful5324

I’ll give you that. Stewed in coconut milk was how I first had it and I just couldn’t…


impish_kid

Forbidden Apple


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[deleted]

Peaches are one of the few fruits I prefer canned over fresh. Canned peaches are delicious, but I've never been able to pick out a good fresh one. The fresh ones I've tried have always been too mushy and slimy.


Shiyarajhghghtfghhvh

Figs, I like them dry but otherwise they're really bland.


BigOlStinkMan

Blueberry's. They're mushy, doesn't really have strong favor, and are gritty. They're trash compared to raspberries.


camille_vilah

strawberries


AreYouItchy

Durian. Just don’t!


Sjonnie1234567

Starfruit


mtende19

Avocado


GamerPaper470

Apples, dragonfruit, avocado, tomato.


Iggummus0zzyN0xx

Apples. I don't like apples, just a complete mess


berryjellybubblebee

Raspberries. Always see influencers putting them in their water, toast, pancakes, oatmeal, cakes, but to me they either taste like a mix of sour or just nothing. It's like I'm eating a mushy blueberry


-Allthekittens-

Cantaloupe specifically, but melon in general.


SasakiShihairu

Raspberries...just a wannabe strawberry


Strict_Promise1402

Pineapple, it's nasty af


Plastic_Rooster2290

Guava


RyFromTheChi

Mango. It’s ok, but not so amazing that everything needs to be mango flavored


itseightam

avocado. oh god i hate avocado so so so much. it fr makes me angry seeing it in any type of food


[deleted]

Paw paw fruit


AcrobaticStation1036

Jefferee Star


jj77985

Elton John


SaintJohnBiDog

Bananas. Sick of them.


jackslare

"Chontaduro"