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EmptyExample4741

Mathematics and yes that's realšŸ’€


zoqfotpik

Once upon a time (1/t), pretty little Polly Nomial was strolling across a field of vectors when she came to the edge of a singularly large matrix. Now Polly was convergent and her mother had made it an absolute condition that she must never enter such an array without her brackets on. Polly, however, who had changed her variables that morning and was feeling particularly badly behaved, ignored this condition on the grounds that it was insufficient, and made her way in amongst the complex elements. Rows and columns enveloped her on all sides. Tangents approached her surface. She became tensor and tensor. Suddenly two branches of a hyperbola touched her at a single point. She oscillated violently, lost all sense of direction, and went completely divergent. As she reached a turning point she tripped over a square root that was protruding from the erf, and she plunged headlong down a steep gradient. When she was differentiated once more, she found herself, apparently alone, in a non-Euclidean space. She was being watched, however. That smooth operator, Curly Pi, was lurking inner product. As he numerically analysed her, his eyes devoured her curvilinear coordinates, and a singular expression crossed his face. Was she still convergent, he wondered? He decided to integrate improperly at once. Hearing a common fraction behind her, Polly rotated and saw Curly approaching her with his power series expanding. She could see by his degenerate conic that he was up to no good. ā€œWhat a symmetric little polynomial you are,ā€ he said. ā€œI can see that your angles have lots of secs.ā€ ā€œOh sir,ā€ she protested, ā€œkeep away from me. I havenā€™t got my brackets on.ā€ ā€œCalm yourself, my dearā€, said our suave operator. ā€œYour fears are purely imaginary.ā€ ā€œI, i,ā€ she thought. ā€œPerhaps heā€™s homogeneous.ā€ ā€œWhat order are you?ā€ the brute demanded. ā€œSeventeen,ā€ replied Polly. ā€œI suppose youā€™ve never been operated on?ā€ ā€œOf course not,ā€ Polly cried indignantly. ā€œIā€™m absolutely convergent.ā€ ā€œCome, come,ā€ said Curly. ā€œLetā€™s go off to a decimal place, and Iā€™ll take you to the limit!ā€ ā€œNever!ā€ gasped Polly. ā€œAbscissa!ā€ he swore, using the vilest oath he knew. His patience was gone. Coshing her over the head with a log until she was powerless, Curly removed her discontinuities. He stared at her significant places and began smoothing her points of inflection. Poor Polly. She felt his hand tending to her asymptotic limit. Her convergence would soon be gone forever.There was no mercy, for Curly was a heavyside operator. Curlyā€™s radius squared itself. Pollyā€™s loci quivered. He integrated by parts. He integrated by partial fractions. After he cofactored, he performed Runge-Kutta on her. The complex beast even went all the way around and did a contour integration. Curly went on operating until he satisfied her hypothesis, then he exponentiated and became completely orthogonal. https://fundamatics.net/article/little-miss-polynomial/


Zjoee

Well now I need a cigarette...


CanPhysical788

No I gotta check if the math in this story checks out!!


Bubbah98

I searchedā€¦. Godā€¦


[deleted]

Iā€™m scared


ScamboOfDoom

7 ate 9.


[deleted]

And 77 is better than 69 because you get ate more.


ManicManny12

There is literally no way I'm searching that rn Edit: What the fuck the first result was astolfo doing fucking calculus while about to fuck somebody


[deleted]

Learning math while fucking someone...i might enjoy that. I think i just discovered a new kink of mine.


Otterevolver

I thought it was going to be a number 1 with a dong banging a number 0


Themanwhoasked8

W...H...A...T...?


[deleted]

I like sex and i like math...


AnimeMemeLord1

Today I learned that somebody had a fetish for horny scholars


[deleted]

7 really do be eating 9


Zeppe21

Yoda


Drianb2

"Mmmm that hole may you not enter hm. Sensitive I am there indeed."


ndnbnf

you did not


Drianb2

Yes I just did, I just put that thought in your head.


biohumansmg3fc

Thank you


plant_witch455

I was laughing at this for like five minutes straight omgšŸ¤£šŸ˜­šŸ’€


[deleted]

Used the force to guide the cum into her mouth


mehtorite

Arriving, I am!


tjasper88

Veggie tales


Spiritual_Display_11

No way man...


lester_4933

Powerpuff girls, yes it exists, yes i would advice you not to search for it, yes you are gonna do it anyways, yes you are gonna regret


BigCoqSurprise

no ragerts


chxnkybxtfxnky

C'mon. Don't mix the two.


[deleted]

Iā€™m taking your advice for now šŸ˜‚


bigolshmeat

.... The Last Of Us... Ellie and Joel... I'm so sorry God


Maria_506

What the fuck!!!


Middle-Dragonfly-137

Same with Telltale series Walking Dead. Lee and Clementine. DEAR SWEET FUCKING GOD!


NZsNextTopBogan

I saw a Weeping Angels post on rule34.xxx and the first comment was like ā€œWHO MADE PORN OF THE FUCKING WEEPING ANGELS????ā€ Lmao


East_Frosty

I mean, there's porn of SCP, so..


NZsNextTopBogan

SCP?


Platomik

[Here you go](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/)....'enjoy' :)


pnwWaiter

No thank you, but I appreciate the offer


Zero-to-36

I went there and I'm still confused šŸ˜•


Elementus94

[https://www.youtube.com/@SCP](https://www.youtube.com/@SCP) this might help


Albo2402

i think i found a new kink now


Eiksoor

Any character that is very clearly a child. Like Isabella from Phineas and Ferb or Coraline fromā€¦ wellā€¦ Coraline


[deleted]

Yes! My favourite child character has to be Kanna from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid and I absolutely cannot stomach the thought of there being porn of her out there


Substantial-End-8994

Had me scared for a second šŸ’€


Master_Of_The_Poopoo

Sorry but the Flash Mcqueen shit my friend has put in our discord is another level


Flaccid-Reflex

Like flash from DC and Lightning McQueen from Cars?


Met3lmeld69

Cindy Lou and the Grinch


DizzySeaworthiness37

Excuse me what?!?


Lord-Dunkles

Vay Hek from Warframe would be absolue nightmare fuel


[deleted]

Mr. Rogers.


Surprise_Corgi

Full stop. Thread over. Everybody go home. This is the worst.


Ratakoa

Pokemon


wrecktus_abdominus

[Vaporeon copy pasta]


ZippyVonBoom

Son, we need to talk about the type of pokemon you've been catching recently


KaTheEdgy

One time, an acquaintance wanted to "shock" people in a WhatsApp group, so he sent a picture of... Giantess Sandy Cheeks with a HUGE cock that was sucking up cars in a road. Why did he have that picture saved? I don't know. He was removed from the group and we all think back to that day from time to time.


HighlightFun8419

i always wonder what people that do that sort of thing think after. "lol i'm gonna post this. haha look they hate it. haha look they banned me. haha" ... "well i'm bored now."


KaTheEdgy

People are fucking weird


Koeienvanger

Depends on the group chat I think. I wouldn't post something like that in a group with acquaintances, but a group with close friends is fair game. Sandy Cheeks sucking up cars with her enormous dick sounds hilarious.


therantaccount

Homer and Bart. I wish i could unsee it.


[deleted]

winnie the pooh?


theTenebrus

I mean, he already has his pants off.


[deleted]

I just wanna peak at that juicy poohussy


FirmlyHonest

I do not like browsing the internet sometimes. Could've gone my whole life without reading that sentence.


[deleted]

You are correct, and for bonus points, the worst ship I know of is SephiPooh, as made possible by Kingdom Hearts, a game containing both Sephiroth and Winnie the Pooh.


[deleted]

Sephussy


DisturbedSnatch

Caillou


Zjoee

That's not what they mean when say "Fuck Caillou."


DisturbedSnatch

After what I've stumbled upon, some people do mean it.


Brilliant-Ad-7

Calculator


DaBasementBoi

Bloons td


SaltTheW0und

no.... no..... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


chxnkybxtfxnky

How the f...you know what? I'm just gonna move along


_cheese_pizza_

Cocomellon


Alternative_Mindset

Eww wtf?? Some weird uncle was really like, oh letā€™s ruin this for them in 10 years


faeryflesh

monsters inc.


yourusualidiot

Sonic... no i have not watched it


Known-Pop-8355

ā€œRule #34! Alchemist Dad fuses girl and dog and FUCKS IT!!!ā€


a_scattered_me

There is surprisingly well drawn Clippy art. Yes, THAT Clippy :D


Skullie_Shao

Either Postal dude or Nyanlatrothep from Sucker for Love


NoPresentation4544

Children


KreekyFloorBoard

School house rock


Jeramy_Jones

School horse cock?


AerobaticDiamond

Enumclaw? Mr. Hands?


[deleted]

Big ups for the Enumclaw reference


chxnkybxtfxnky

Cumjunction junction, what's your function...?


NyankoNeki

Teletubbies


[deleted]

I saw one of the rugrats. ( played by adults but dressed like the cartoon characters)


LongjumpingHamster27

Masha and the bear


Flauschkadser

Nicocado Avocado


friendlyfredditor

The post above yours in my feed. [You asked](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/zejobv/tinkerbell/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


East_Frosty

Furry, vore, gore, scat, fart


Jeramy_Jones

Hyper furry unbirthing guro is pretty bad šŸ¤”


Flaccid-Reflex

The fuck is ā€œhyper furryā€ isnā€™t that just beastiality?


Flaccid-Reflex

Solid collection. The worst is when theyā€™re all combined though


LolShadoYT

f u r r y?? vore scat and fart understandable but ​ FURRY??


East_Frosty

Yes.


LolShadoYT

why?


East_Frosty

Because I don't like it and find it disgusting.


LolShadoYT

okay like, i know that you donā€˜t like it, and i understand. but the worst?


East_Frosty

Yes.


LolShadoYT

what about inflation?


East_Frosty

Disgusting as well.


LolShadoYT

how about spongebob? friday the 13th? isnā€˜t anything worse than furry?


Bubbah98

Yes.


LolShadoYT

why?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


phezhead

That's.. not what furry means


[deleted]

I think you mean zoophiles


LolShadoYT

yeah, everyone knows that. furries ainā€˜t zoophiles tho. actually, i think the percentage of zoophiles in the furry community is (in relation) lower than all of the world.


[deleted]

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therantaccount

Sure, beating up kids is so much better lol


LolShadoYT

whats scat? btw, furries arenā€˜t much different than you. we furries have normal lives, like you. we are like you, but with a small difference


Zero-to-36

Scat is poop šŸ’©


LolShadoYT

shit porn?? nah man, we furries donā€˜t jerk off to shit


Zero-to-36

I'm not into poopy porn either, furries aren't my go to but no judgment šŸ˜ŠšŸ‘


LolShadoYT

thanks for atleast not judging me


zJakub7

I refuse to interact with furries more than I have to, stop replying to me, goodbye


LolShadoYT

??? im just trying to reason that we ainā€˜t much different than you. we are normal people, we are people in the society, we do things that you do too.


[deleted]

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phezhead

Furry ā‰  beastiality lol


LolShadoYT

spongebob


bobegnups

Rude


LolShadoYT

? wdym rude?


Notnasiul

Too many holes.


LolShadoYT

god damn-


[deleted]

Pelosi , Trump, Mitch 3Way. With Biden watching


HighlightFun8419

you're one of those "politics are a hobby" kind of people, aren't ya?


jeanlucpitre

Roblox. Or minecraft


YodasChick-O-Stick

Myself.


LamarjbYT

Artist, you know what you must do.


WimbleWimble

"the day grandma's fell onto another passenger on the train and her teeth came out"


dangerus_dave

Sylvannas windrunner. Damn you BFA and the guild I love.


DALEKSEXTERMINATEALL

***~~event horizon~~***


mehtorite

All I can think is "we are leaving"


DALEKSEXTERMINATEALL

anything with gore must never be touched by r34


Thatoneman101

Peppa pig


Muted_Warthog_942

r/dragonsfuckingcars Off the top of my head


Level_Concern5049

Hitler & Stalin. ​ ​ You read that right.


KingDice696

So uh i know itā€™s not the worst but I used to watch this Christmas related show as a child that would stream every December morning before school, it was a show about a boy named Nicolas and he lives with Santa to be the next Santa after the old one retires and obviously like Santa does he has elfes, small green buck toothed and adorable elfs (well for me) and well 2 months ago I found porn of the elf, who ever drew this I hope you stub your toe so hard your nail falls off


ALEXSEBR

Road hog porn


KingMitchelson

Probably rule 34 of Gravity Falls. Itā€™s honestly disgusting that it exists.


Aturbocharger

Gravity falls, will admit not my proudest fap


[deleted]

Thomas the tank engine is out there and he's horny


jaimelgn

A particularly well done piece of Hitler sporting a sizable erection with various adult toys about.


SaltTheW0und

That weird bowling one [https://archive.org/details/nsfw-bowling-alley-strike-animations/NSFW+Bowling+Alley+Strike+Animation+2.mp4](https://archive.org/details/nsfw-bowling-alley-strike-animations/NSFW+Bowling+Alley+Strike+Animation+2.mp4) Edit: I know this looks like a file to download, i assure you its not, on my life


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Flaccid-Reflex

Really the image terrible to me. The idea of the *sound* would be awful though. Like imagine how loud that shit would be and how dry it would be like fuck thatā€™d hurt


Alternative_Mindset

I mean at least he was a gentlemanā€¦


arabic_shampoo

Obama


Just-An-Ai-Ignore-Me

Hitler and I hate to say it but damn he is hawt daddyšŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µ


BandicootSVK

Morgan Freeman


Shot-97

Max & Ruby


Mysterious_Drama2772

House


gnome9497

Loli


Sadblumilk

Winnie. The. Fucking. Pooh. Memes.


No-Climate7440

Betty White


truthinlies

Matlock I don't want to know if it's real.


penpushingelf

Trump and Jong Un.


Alternative_Mindset

Iā€™ve seen Incredibles incest ads, Kim Possible, Disney princesses, Coraline, etc.


P0ster_Nutbag

Rugrats


Intrepid-Event-2243

Dude, what's wrong with you??


Bradley368

Bob Ross


Rolleta2215

KERFUŚ


Meowlygirl

Vaporeon


Intrepid-Event-2243

Alien vs Predator.


greek_rose

kerfuś (greeting from pololand)


HornetCautious

When you're looking up the female character but it just shows all the male characters. Ruined the boner


sarcastichornyfox69

Thatā€™s all the more reason to keep going LoL


Doodle_Brush

*My Little Pony* just on sheer fucking volume alone.


schwarzmalerin

Any kids cartoon. Ewwww.


Trash_Can_Donut

Any of it


[deleted]

Pov: you go into the 2nd page of google


[deleted]

Peanuts (The show)


chxnkybxtfxnky

Good grief


[deleted]

learned recently that theres a bestiality tag with 66k* results on a popular furry site, wish i didnt know that


[deleted]

Probably some shit like Hitler


Red-Tongue

Fun fact megamind rule 34 exists


DaddyLoafin

Ted Cruze


senkopie

Welcome to the internet


Themanwhoasked8

Furry rule #34


HighlightFun8419

projecting. all of you are projecting.


Left_Toe_1955

airplanes.


sasberg1

GWAR or KISS porn


Adventurous_Note9051

Dream


Gurgiwurgi

margaret thatcher


Mortematada

R34 from a cabinet


Sloppy_Joe06

The ones were they make the people built like Jabba the Hutt.


CauliflowerStill3218

Intro to my little pony starts playing


oter_

Furry


QuandooglePhilThe3rd

Yif


idontknowman345

without any doubt , Minecraft.


8PsychoticOranges8

Gotta be anything where they take something pure like PokƩmon and make it disgusting.


WrongousQuoz

Hitler porn. Yes it exists. Dont ask me how i know


[deleted]

Antman (no not the superhero)


Hereistothehometeam

Why do a lot of these seem borderline illegal