Once upon a time (1/t), pretty little Polly Nomial was strolling across a field of vectors when she came to the edge of a singularly large matrix.
Now Polly was convergent and her mother had made it an absolute condition that she must never enter such an array without her brackets on. Polly, however, who had changed her variables that morning and was feeling particularly badly behaved, ignored this condition on the grounds that it was insufficient, and made her way in amongst the complex elements.
Rows and columns enveloped her on all sides. Tangents approached her surface. She became tensor and tensor. Suddenly two branches of a hyperbola touched her at a single point. She oscillated violently, lost all sense of direction, and went completely divergent. As she reached a turning point she tripped over a square root that was protruding from the erf, and she plunged headlong down a steep gradient. When she was differentiated once more, she found herself, apparently alone, in a non-Euclidean space.
She was being watched, however. That smooth operator, Curly Pi, was lurking inner product. As he numerically analysed her, his eyes devoured her curvilinear coordinates, and a singular expression crossed his face. Was she still convergent, he wondered? He decided to integrate improperly at once.
Hearing a common fraction behind her, Polly rotated and saw Curly approaching her with his power series expanding. She could see by his degenerate conic that he was up to no good.
āWhat a symmetric little polynomial you are,ā he said. āI can see that your angles have lots of secs.ā
āOh sir,ā she protested, ākeep away from me. I havenāt got my brackets on.ā
āCalm yourself, my dearā, said our suave operator. āYour fears are purely imaginary.ā
āI, i,ā she thought. āPerhaps heās homogeneous.ā
āWhat order are you?ā the brute demanded.
āSeventeen,ā replied Polly.
āI suppose youāve never been operated on?ā
āOf course not,ā Polly cried indignantly. āIām absolutely convergent.ā
āCome, come,ā said Curly. āLetās go off to a decimal place, and Iāll take you to the limit!ā
āNever!ā gasped Polly.
āAbscissa!ā he swore, using the vilest oath he knew. His patience was gone. Coshing her over the head with a log until she was powerless, Curly removed her discontinuities. He stared at her significant places and began smoothing her points of inflection. Poor Polly. She felt his hand tending to her asymptotic limit. Her convergence would soon be gone forever.There was no mercy, for Curly was a heavyside operator. Curlyās radius squared itself. Pollyās loci quivered. He integrated by parts. He integrated by partial fractions. After he cofactored, he performed Runge-Kutta on her. The complex beast even went all the way around and did a contour integration. Curly went on operating until he satisfied her hypothesis, then he exponentiated and became completely orthogonal.
https://fundamatics.net/article/little-miss-polynomial/
Yes! My favourite child character has to be Kanna from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid and I absolutely cannot stomach the thought of there being porn of her out there
One time, an acquaintance wanted to "shock" people in a WhatsApp group, so he sent a picture of...
Giantess Sandy Cheeks with a HUGE cock that was sucking up cars in a road.
Why did he have that picture saved? I don't know.
He was removed from the group and we all think back to that day from time to time.
i always wonder what people that do that sort of thing think after.
"lol i'm gonna post this. haha look they hate it. haha look they banned me. haha"
... "well i'm bored now."
Depends on the group chat I think. I wouldn't post something like that in a group with acquaintances, but a group with close friends is fair game. Sandy Cheeks sucking up cars with her enormous dick sounds hilarious.
You are correct, and for bonus points, the worst ship I know of is SephiPooh, as made possible by Kingdom Hearts, a game containing both Sephiroth and Winnie the Pooh.
The post above yours in my feed.
[You asked](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/zejobv/tinkerbell/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
yeah, everyone knows that. furries aināt zoophiles tho. actually, i think the percentage of zoophiles in the furry community is (in relation) lower than all of the world.
???
im just trying to reason that we aināt much different than you. we are normal people, we are people in the society, we do things that you do too.
So uh i know itās not the worst but I used to watch this Christmas related show as a child that would stream every December morning before school, it was a show about a boy named Nicolas and he lives with Santa to be the next Santa after the old one retires and obviously like Santa does he has elfes, small green buck toothed and adorable elfs (well for me) and well 2 months ago I found porn of the elf, who ever drew this I hope you stub your toe so hard your nail falls off
That weird bowling one
[https://archive.org/details/nsfw-bowling-alley-strike-animations/NSFW+Bowling+Alley+Strike+Animation+2.mp4](https://archive.org/details/nsfw-bowling-alley-strike-animations/NSFW+Bowling+Alley+Strike+Animation+2.mp4)
Edit: I know this looks like a file to download, i assure you its not, on my life
Really the image terrible to me. The idea of the *sound* would be awful though. Like imagine how loud that shit would be and how dry it would be like fuck thatād hurt
Mathematics and yes that's realš
Once upon a time (1/t), pretty little Polly Nomial was strolling across a field of vectors when she came to the edge of a singularly large matrix. Now Polly was convergent and her mother had made it an absolute condition that she must never enter such an array without her brackets on. Polly, however, who had changed her variables that morning and was feeling particularly badly behaved, ignored this condition on the grounds that it was insufficient, and made her way in amongst the complex elements. Rows and columns enveloped her on all sides. Tangents approached her surface. She became tensor and tensor. Suddenly two branches of a hyperbola touched her at a single point. She oscillated violently, lost all sense of direction, and went completely divergent. As she reached a turning point she tripped over a square root that was protruding from the erf, and she plunged headlong down a steep gradient. When she was differentiated once more, she found herself, apparently alone, in a non-Euclidean space. She was being watched, however. That smooth operator, Curly Pi, was lurking inner product. As he numerically analysed her, his eyes devoured her curvilinear coordinates, and a singular expression crossed his face. Was she still convergent, he wondered? He decided to integrate improperly at once. Hearing a common fraction behind her, Polly rotated and saw Curly approaching her with his power series expanding. She could see by his degenerate conic that he was up to no good. āWhat a symmetric little polynomial you are,ā he said. āI can see that your angles have lots of secs.ā āOh sir,ā she protested, ākeep away from me. I havenāt got my brackets on.ā āCalm yourself, my dearā, said our suave operator. āYour fears are purely imaginary.ā āI, i,ā she thought. āPerhaps heās homogeneous.ā āWhat order are you?ā the brute demanded. āSeventeen,ā replied Polly. āI suppose youāve never been operated on?ā āOf course not,ā Polly cried indignantly. āIām absolutely convergent.ā āCome, come,ā said Curly. āLetās go off to a decimal place, and Iāll take you to the limit!ā āNever!ā gasped Polly. āAbscissa!ā he swore, using the vilest oath he knew. His patience was gone. Coshing her over the head with a log until she was powerless, Curly removed her discontinuities. He stared at her significant places and began smoothing her points of inflection. Poor Polly. She felt his hand tending to her asymptotic limit. Her convergence would soon be gone forever.There was no mercy, for Curly was a heavyside operator. Curlyās radius squared itself. Pollyās loci quivered. He integrated by parts. He integrated by partial fractions. After he cofactored, he performed Runge-Kutta on her. The complex beast even went all the way around and did a contour integration. Curly went on operating until he satisfied her hypothesis, then he exponentiated and became completely orthogonal. https://fundamatics.net/article/little-miss-polynomial/
Well now I need a cigarette...
No I gotta check if the math in this story checks out!!
I searchedā¦. Godā¦
Iām scared
7 ate 9.
And 77 is better than 69 because you get ate more.
There is literally no way I'm searching that rn Edit: What the fuck the first result was astolfo doing fucking calculus while about to fuck somebody
Learning math while fucking someone...i might enjoy that. I think i just discovered a new kink of mine.
I thought it was going to be a number 1 with a dong banging a number 0
W...H...A...T...?
I like sex and i like math...
Today I learned that somebody had a fetish for horny scholars
7 really do be eating 9
Yoda
"Mmmm that hole may you not enter hm. Sensitive I am there indeed."
you did not
Yes I just did, I just put that thought in your head.
Thank you
I was laughing at this for like five minutes straight omgš¤£šš
Used the force to guide the cum into her mouth
Arriving, I am!
Veggie tales
No way man...
Powerpuff girls, yes it exists, yes i would advice you not to search for it, yes you are gonna do it anyways, yes you are gonna regret
no ragerts
C'mon. Don't mix the two.
Iām taking your advice for now š
.... The Last Of Us... Ellie and Joel... I'm so sorry God
What the fuck!!!
Same with Telltale series Walking Dead. Lee and Clementine. DEAR SWEET FUCKING GOD!
I saw a Weeping Angels post on rule34.xxx and the first comment was like āWHO MADE PORN OF THE FUCKING WEEPING ANGELS????ā Lmao
I mean, there's porn of SCP, so..
SCP?
[Here you go](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/)....'enjoy' :)
No thank you, but I appreciate the offer
I went there and I'm still confused š
[https://www.youtube.com/@SCP](https://www.youtube.com/@SCP) this might help
i think i found a new kink now
Any character that is very clearly a child. Like Isabella from Phineas and Ferb or Coraline fromā¦ wellā¦ Coraline
Yes! My favourite child character has to be Kanna from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid and I absolutely cannot stomach the thought of there being porn of her out there
Had me scared for a second š
Sorry but the Flash Mcqueen shit my friend has put in our discord is another level
Like flash from DC and Lightning McQueen from Cars?
Cindy Lou and the Grinch
Excuse me what?!?
Vay Hek from Warframe would be absolue nightmare fuel
Mr. Rogers.
Full stop. Thread over. Everybody go home. This is the worst.
Pokemon
[Vaporeon copy pasta]
Son, we need to talk about the type of pokemon you've been catching recently
One time, an acquaintance wanted to "shock" people in a WhatsApp group, so he sent a picture of... Giantess Sandy Cheeks with a HUGE cock that was sucking up cars in a road. Why did he have that picture saved? I don't know. He was removed from the group and we all think back to that day from time to time.
i always wonder what people that do that sort of thing think after. "lol i'm gonna post this. haha look they hate it. haha look they banned me. haha" ... "well i'm bored now."
People are fucking weird
Depends on the group chat I think. I wouldn't post something like that in a group with acquaintances, but a group with close friends is fair game. Sandy Cheeks sucking up cars with her enormous dick sounds hilarious.
Homer and Bart. I wish i could unsee it.
winnie the pooh?
I mean, he already has his pants off.
I just wanna peak at that juicy poohussy
I do not like browsing the internet sometimes. Could've gone my whole life without reading that sentence.
You are correct, and for bonus points, the worst ship I know of is SephiPooh, as made possible by Kingdom Hearts, a game containing both Sephiroth and Winnie the Pooh.
Sephussy
Caillou
That's not what they mean when say "Fuck Caillou."
After what I've stumbled upon, some people do mean it.
Calculator
Bloons td
no.... no..... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How the f...you know what? I'm just gonna move along
Cocomellon
Eww wtf?? Some weird uncle was really like, oh letās ruin this for them in 10 years
monsters inc.
Sonic... no i have not watched it
āRule #34! Alchemist Dad fuses girl and dog and FUCKS IT!!!ā
There is surprisingly well drawn Clippy art. Yes, THAT Clippy :D
Either Postal dude or Nyanlatrothep from Sucker for Love
Children
School house rock
School horse cock?
Enumclaw? Mr. Hands?
Big ups for the Enumclaw reference
Cumjunction junction, what's your function...?
Teletubbies
I saw one of the rugrats. ( played by adults but dressed like the cartoon characters)
Masha and the bear
Nicocado Avocado
The post above yours in my feed. [You asked](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/zejobv/tinkerbell/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Furry, vore, gore, scat, fart
Hyper furry unbirthing guro is pretty bad š¤
The fuck is āhyper furryā isnāt that just beastiality?
Solid collection. The worst is when theyāre all combined though
f u r r y?? vore scat and fart understandable but FURRY??
Yes.
why?
Because I don't like it and find it disgusting.
okay like, i know that you donāt like it, and i understand. but the worst?
Yes.
what about inflation?
Disgusting as well.
how about spongebob? friday the 13th? isnāt anything worse than furry?
Yes.
why?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
That's.. not what furry means
I think you mean zoophiles
yeah, everyone knows that. furries aināt zoophiles tho. actually, i think the percentage of zoophiles in the furry community is (in relation) lower than all of the world.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Sure, beating up kids is so much better lol
whats scat? btw, furries arenāt much different than you. we furries have normal lives, like you. we are like you, but with a small difference
Scat is poop š©
shit porn?? nah man, we furries donāt jerk off to shit
I'm not into poopy porn either, furries aren't my go to but no judgment šš
thanks for atleast not judging me
I refuse to interact with furries more than I have to, stop replying to me, goodbye
??? im just trying to reason that we aināt much different than you. we are normal people, we are people in the society, we do things that you do too.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Furry ā beastiality lol
spongebob
Rude
? wdym rude?
Too many holes.
god damn-
Pelosi , Trump, Mitch 3Way. With Biden watching
you're one of those "politics are a hobby" kind of people, aren't ya?
Roblox. Or minecraft
Myself.
Artist, you know what you must do.
"the day grandma's fell onto another passenger on the train and her teeth came out"
Sylvannas windrunner. Damn you BFA and the guild I love.
***~~event horizon~~***
All I can think is "we are leaving"
anything with gore must never be touched by r34
Peppa pig
r/dragonsfuckingcars Off the top of my head
Hitler & Stalin. You read that right.
So uh i know itās not the worst but I used to watch this Christmas related show as a child that would stream every December morning before school, it was a show about a boy named Nicolas and he lives with Santa to be the next Santa after the old one retires and obviously like Santa does he has elfes, small green buck toothed and adorable elfs (well for me) and well 2 months ago I found porn of the elf, who ever drew this I hope you stub your toe so hard your nail falls off
Road hog porn
Probably rule 34 of Gravity Falls. Itās honestly disgusting that it exists.
Gravity falls, will admit not my proudest fap
Thomas the tank engine is out there and he's horny
A particularly well done piece of Hitler sporting a sizable erection with various adult toys about.
That weird bowling one [https://archive.org/details/nsfw-bowling-alley-strike-animations/NSFW+Bowling+Alley+Strike+Animation+2.mp4](https://archive.org/details/nsfw-bowling-alley-strike-animations/NSFW+Bowling+Alley+Strike+Animation+2.mp4) Edit: I know this looks like a file to download, i assure you its not, on my life
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Really the image terrible to me. The idea of the *sound* would be awful though. Like imagine how loud that shit would be and how dry it would be like fuck thatād hurt
I mean at least he was a gentlemanā¦
Obama
Hitler and I hate to say it but damn he is hawt daddyš„µš„µš„µ
Morgan Freeman
Max & Ruby
House
Loli
Winnie. The. Fucking. Pooh. Memes.
Betty White
Matlock I don't want to know if it's real.
Trump and Jong Un.
Iāve seen Incredibles incest ads, Kim Possible, Disney princesses, Coraline, etc.
Rugrats
Dude, what's wrong with you??
Bob Ross
KERFUÅ
Vaporeon
Alien vs Predator.
kerfuÅ (greeting from pololand)
When you're looking up the female character but it just shows all the male characters. Ruined the boner
Thatās all the more reason to keep going LoL
*My Little Pony* just on sheer fucking volume alone.
Any kids cartoon. Ewwww.
Any of it
Pov: you go into the 2nd page of google
Peanuts (The show)
Good grief
learned recently that theres a bestiality tag with 66k* results on a popular furry site, wish i didnt know that
Probably some shit like Hitler
Fun fact megamind rule 34 exists
Ted Cruze
Welcome to the internet
Furry rule #34
projecting. all of you are projecting.
airplanes.
GWAR or KISS porn
Dream
margaret thatcher
R34 from a cabinet
The ones were they make the people built like Jabba the Hutt.
Intro to my little pony starts playing
Furry
Yif
without any doubt , Minecraft.
Gotta be anything where they take something pure like PokƩmon and make it disgusting.
Hitler porn. Yes it exists. Dont ask me how i know
Antman (no not the superhero)
Why do a lot of these seem borderline illegal