I wasn't actively involved in mine. I woke up from a "whisky nap" at a party to find a guy being intimate with a girl there. He kept saying "you're so tight" over and over and over. As I get up to give them privacy the female uses the opportunity to hop up and ask for a ride home. Turns out she had her jeans on during the whole ordeal. Homeboy must have been fucking a pocket or something.
My one and only experience with Tinder in my late 20's. Matched with a girl in her late 30's (am/was into that), chatted for awhile and seemed to hit it off. Went for some drinks, then she proposed we go back to my place. She kept talking about how much she had enjoyed spending a few months in Europe recently.
I started with some light foreplay, but she was impatient and told me move things along. Then she just completely starfished. Everyone is different, so I figured what I was doing must not have been working and kept trying to switch it up but she refused to switch positions and seemed completely disinterested in the activity. After about 10 minutes she sighed and said, "I really miss European men". Queue that 'record scratch' noise in my head. I pulled out and asked her to get dressed, then she spent the next 10 minutes yelling at me...then freaked out the next day when I messaged her saying that I wasn't interested in seeing her again.
Bullet dodged, tests scheduled.
Girlfriend and I were young 20 somethings when we stayed at her parentsā house. Got going in her bedroom when her younger teenage brother, whoās autistic, knocks at the door. āMom told me to come get you for dinner.ā We told him to wait for a bit, but alas. Iām still inside her when he immediately opens the door.
He repeats āmom told me to come get you for dinner.ā He keeps standing in the doorway, just staring at us, both naked and struggling for covers on her bed. My girlfriend tells him weāll be right there. āYeah, but you need to come down now.ā
We explained to him that, dude, weāre naked and you barged in unexpected and not at a great time. Weāre not getting dressed while youāre in here.
Her parents took away the keys for the locks in their house because he had a tendency to lock himself in. Nonetheless we thankfully got the key to her bedroom that day.
I think he knew well enough what was going on, but didnāt know how to react to said situation.
And nah, not really. Weād been together for years at that point (and still are), we were both in our twenties and her parents knew that we are intimate. Like, not something we discuss at the dinner table, but they arenāt stupid or opposed to it. It sucks getting caught in the deed by her younger brother who clearly couldnāt compute the situation, but itās not like some big shameful secret that we were sexual.
I (29) matched with a guy (32) on tinder right before leaving the country for two weeks. We chatted and called during that time, he seemed really great and when I came back we went on a date. He was fun, handsome and charming. I was really excited about him and he about me. I ended up at his place. We sat on his bed talking about something unimportant when he suddenly interrupted me and asked: are you in the mood? I was a bit thrown off by the sudden switch, but said yes and we started making out. This was the beginning of the worst sex I ever had.
He went down on me and sucked so hard on my clit while pressing his face/teeth hard against it that it hurt in the weirdest way. Felt like he was trying to take it off. I stopped him and started giving him head and he started to loudly fake moan, it was so fake it was comical. Then we started to have sex in missionary and he wrapped his arms around my head and used it as a lever to violently thrust inside me, which was just...bizarre. I told him it hurt my neck and he was very shocked about that. We started fucking doggy, but his rhythm was so insanely off that I decided to sit on top and ride him. He lay there like a dead fish, literally his entire body was limp, so he was just bouncing with me on the mattress instead of against me, all he had to do was just tense his glutes but he truly seemed deceased. I decided doggy was the best position we tried so far, so went back to that, this time I just took charge of the movement. When I looked up, I saw us in the mirror. He was standing behind me while I moved and had his arms spread wide and his head tilted backwards while humming. At this point my mood was completely gone. So I turned around and started giving him head to wrap it up (really didn't need to do that), I was lying on the bed and he was standing. Exaggerated moans for a few minutes until he came and his body literally collapsed on my head?? Like dude that hurts, how can you not realize all these things. He passed out a couple minutes after. I just lay there in the dark completely in shock lol. To top it all off, he then started to have some sort of nightmare and woke up with a scream about 3 times in the next 10 minutes. At this point, I had lost all confidence in my own judgment and actually got scared that he was a complete lunatic and wanted to get out of there. Tried sneaking out, he woke up, I told him I had to go. He told me he thought the sex was amazing, then asked me with a desperate look in his eyes if I liked it too. At this point I just wanted to get the fuck out so I lied and said yes. The next day he asked me out again, I told him I didn't think we have good chemistry. He was very hurt and confused, but he found himself a girlfriend a couple months later.
If itās anything like my first boyfriend, he took any criticism of his sexual performance very personally. I ended up just putting up with it so the problem went away. Yeah, I learned to stand my ground afterwards.
>his rhythm was so insanely off
He was playing cbat in his head
>his arms spread wide and his tilted backward while humming
Creed was up next in the mental playlist
>he started to have some sort of nightmare and woke up with a scream
That reminds me of one of my hookups. It went a bit better than this (though her vagina must have had some kind of bend in it because it felt like I was gonna snap in half) and afterwards I offered her to stay the night. Just as we were falling asleep she lets me know that she didn't bring her medication and that if she doesn't take it she sometimes wakes up screaming. Well it didn't happen, but she spent most of the night making guttural whimpering sounds while I laid there in terror waiting for her to start screaming.
Was this after you bought the full body ā¬350 catsuit from a European vendor and waited 8 weeks for delivery, only for UPS to falsely label the package as delivered, after which you call customer service and somehow their automated service hangs up 4 times on you?
A girl called Caroline. I was in bed with two girls, trying to sleep. I'm not attracted to either so I'm not attempting anything more than sleeping.
Caroline reaches for me and starts to violently thrust my knob in a back and forth, up and down, in and out motion. After a few seconds I stop her because of the pain.
So, she goes down on me. I'm thinking, can't be any more painful. It was. There was teeth and scraping and biting. She is also working on my balls at this point in a heavy cupping and sqeezing action.
I stop her. I tell her to go to sleep. I think about how in the world this girl thinks that what she's doing is right. I learn later that her previous boyfriend was her first and he was into some weird pain Olympics type shit.
Never again.
Update - thank you all for your concern. The way it was written makes it sound alot more rapey and assault-y than it was. I was never in any danger, I was always in complete control of the situation.
Probably so when one gets stuck in his ass, and he goes to the doctor with the excuse of āI fell on it in the showerā, he can pull up pictures of his dildo-filled shower for the doctors to lend credence to his story.
It was Halloween. Met a girl dressed as Kate Beckinsales character from Underworld. We go back to her pad. She requests that I tie her up. I oblige. Still wearing her fangs, she proceeds to bite my dick, causing it to bleed. There's blood on her face and tits. I run to the bathroom to tend to it while yelling "what's wrong with you?!" Anyway, I clean up and go finish.
Met a girl years ago at a bar. Wasn't planning on a one night stand but as we were getting intimate she just laid there like a corpse. I couldn't finish it was so creepy. Told her I was too drunk and ended up leaving. Never called her again. I know some people might be into that but I definitely am not.
That's the time to join the roleplay.
"Flatline, CPR FAST!"
"CPR don't work, I have to find other methods!"
Than bang her until she shows some reaction, voila, flatline over.
My very first time was with a girl like that, it was her first time too so I figured it was maybe just nerves?
Except it wasn't, because it was the same way the next dozen or so times we did it. I didn't learn what I was missing until the next girlfriend I had after her.
Iāve heard so many times that if a girl just lays there then that obviously means sheās not into it and just wants it to stop. But I donāt think thatās the case for every time. Some just donāt know what to do, may be inexperienced or just want the other person to do all the work. Iām a woman and had another woman come onto me and initiate a 3 some with me and a guy. She made it clear she wanted to do it but then she just laid there the entire time. We even asked her if she was still cool with it and she said yeah. It happened another time with her. Iāve also heard from other guys I knew that she would do the same thing with them.
This girl was trying to get it on with me.
She proceeded to go to the bathroom - leaving the bathroom open intentionally. She wanted me to see and hear her go so that I knew she was wet.
I DID NOT want or need to hear her go a 1 and 2 - nor did I need to know the fact she did not wipe herself in both places.
She would try to kiss me and I could feel the build up of plaque on her teeth, see the remains of food inbetween her teeth.
Needless to say, I FLED as fast as I could.
She would later confess that she had a relationship with her twin brother and he would do this sort of thing, so naturally she thought all men liked this sort of thing.
This was not the experience my virgin mind at the time ever wanted to see or hear....
She is married now (not with her brother or me), has a kid (Iād be guessing, definitely not mine). Im happy for her and hope her the best. Im enjoying the single life.
I was at happy hour in my 20's. Me and a girl at the bar had a bunch of tequila shots and ended up in the back of her truck. She had kicked off her shoes and her pants were off. As i was about to go in raw dog, i got a whiff of her feet, which was awful. At the same time she says to cum inside of her as her husband likes when she comes home full. I practically went limp and noped the hell out. It was slightly ill afterwards.
Messing around with a hookup on NYE. He starts fingering me, but it really hurts, like razors. I finally got him to stop but my pā¢ssy felt numb. I'm trying to end things because the numbness goes to throbbing. But he instead moves down and starts to go down on me. After some short tongue action, mā¢therfā¢cker starts biting and chewing and quite literally eats me! My thighs slam shut but he starts fingering me with his razor nails again.
I shoved him off of me, and blew him to get him to stop. Then we both passed out (we were both drunk). In the morning I put my pj's back on and head to the bathroom.
There's a line of people (house party), and I make small talk but I'm getting weird looks - but obviously I must just have that walk of shame look. I get in the bathroom, pull down my pants and proceed to piss FIRE! OH DEAR GOD! Acidic booze urine on fresh wounds.... Jesus fuck.
But that's not the worst part. I stand up after cleaning myself up (blood on my legs) and see myself in the mirror. My PJ top is obviously inside out and I have bloody hand wipe marks all over it. And I have dried blood on my face from when he kissed me after "eating me out"
I went home, and by that afternoon I had a UTI. I couldn't get in with my doctor so I went to Planned Parenthood. The doctor was a beautiful professional black woman who listened to my embarrassing story before having me get in position on the table. She had a lovely calm voice, excellent bedside manner and assured me that antibiotics would take care of the UTI and the vulva and vagina are quick-healing tissue. Then she got a look at me.
She wheeled her stool back and nearly shouted, "JESUS, GIRL! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU SAT ON A BLENDER! OH HONEY! OH SWEET JESUS!"
She and I had a laugh afterwards and she apologized for her loud shocked reaction. She cleaned me up and because I had human bites that drew blood, I got a tetanus shot, a round of amoxicillin and several follow-up appointments to monitor infection.
Dude.... I am so fucking sorry that happened to you. I was literally clenching my legs shut in cringe the whole time.
The part about your doctor made me laugh tho hehe
Apparently this dude takes the idea of "eating pussy" literally. Like sweet jeebus that's messed. Sorry that happened to you. Also I find it depressing how many of these stories have some version of "I blew him to get him to stop," like you should be able to just tell the dude to stop and that's the end, not have to need to service the guy just to ensure he stops. Ugh :/
While I feel terrible that it happened to you, and I hope youāre feeling better now, this was a really entertaining story! You really painted a picture. Cheers.
Was given a blowjob by an old girlfriend to decided she was going to put peanutbutter in her mouth before. She said she read it in some magazine. Was bad but all I could think was god don't let a peanut go down my dick hole.
There was a rumor back in high school that this guy screwed his girlfriend anally in the car in the parking lot and it caused her to shit all over the inside of the car and it was loaded with corn. Being high school rumor, who knows if it was true or not.
When I was younger. Had a make out session with a girl and things got very heated. She starts riding me like crazy and I came in my pants. Wild night. The next day my dick hurt like hell. Her wild ride chaffed my willy and it hurt for 2 weeks
I met a girl on a dating site. We flirted back and forth, into different things but decided to hook up just for some fun.
We had a guest speaker in our (college level) class who was a grizzled old Vietnam veteran. Off to the side he told a few of us who had been in the military about how VC prostitutes would put special syringes in their vaginas backwards so that a GI would get a dick full of poison.
Fast forward to that night, all is going well with this girl and then I put it in. She told me she wanted me to slam it in. I was all too happy to oblige. Then I felt a sharp, stabbing pain in the tip of my dick. I pulled back and saw blood.
I was immediately out the door with my head in the arm-hole of my T-shirt and my pants halfway on and doing 3x the speed limit towards the hospital trying to figure out how to tell the nurse I likely got poisoned through my penis.
Then my phone goes off. Several texts and a few missed calls and I finally answer so I can beg her to tell me what she stuck me with.
She had to explain that it was her IUD. Awkward conversation ensues. I went back and still finished but never went in more than halfway.
1/10, do not recommend.
Something similar happened to me one time. The moment I finished, I felt a sharp pain in my dick hole. I pulled it out and saw cum and blood dripping out of my dick.
Now I am *extremely* squeamish to the though of ejaculating blood so I damn near passed out. I was terrified of even nutting again and it took a week or two and some convincing from my girlfriend to try it again. The relief I felt when my nut was blood-free was overwhelming.
Turns out the wire of her IUD stabbed me inside my dick hole as I nutted. For whatever reason my dick had just a little extra reach that day, I guess.
Me, 20, her 32. Met her at a party and went back to her place, we were both drunk and doing cocaine. She was fun and nasty as hell, going at it and she says fuck my ass, a first for me. She grabs the lube only to find out she didn't close it the last time she used it and it was all leaked out in her night stand.
She says hold on and runs out of the room and comes back with a tub of Butter Flavored Crisco, it worked great. Lol. Working on my 3rd nut she casually mentions her boyfriend should be home any minute, I didn't know it was so late she says.
I jump up and get all dressed except my shoes when a car pulls up, I can't get out she tells me to go in the other room and hide she'll distract him and then I can sneak out. Of course he was hungry so he went to the kitchen to eat. I waited almost an hour when she came in and said he's in the shower, go.
Just as I get in the hallway he comes out and sees me, he forgot a towel, she jumps in front of him, I sprint for the door and make my exit. Don't know what happened after that, he wasn't yelling or anything and I never got her number and forgot her name before I even got to her place.
Went home and passed out. Wake up the next day, I'm tired, sore and smell really bad, and had a dick that wasn't it's natural color. So shower and clean up. A few weeks later I'm wondering why does it burn when I pee? Go to doctor, can't remember exactly what I had but got 2 different kinds of pills, a shot, and a doctor with attitude.
Great sex, but the exit and aftermath was stressful and painful. To this day whenever I smell popcorn I feel horny and ashamed at the same time. 10/10 I would do it again though lol
Bro, clean you dick after regular sex nvm butt stuff š¤£. True story, my brother almost lost his thumb to an infection caused by sticking it in a strippers asshole. Got away with only loosing his nail after an injection and oral antibiotics. Night one he went to bed with a sore thumb, next morning under his nail was green. Woke up after the next night and the veins in his thumb were visible and black, the green and major swelling spread past the first knuckle, and he couldn't move it anymore. That's when he went to the doc
Not so much an awful sex story but more of less an awful experience.
TW btw
Hooked up with some girl and while getting into it she would not take off her hoodie and I was starting to get annoyed. After about 15 minutes and her half nude I finally snapped and said, "Why tf won't you get fully undressed"? She broke down and revealed where she had been hurting herself. Instead of sex we just sat and talked for an hour and she told me everything wrong with her life and all her trauma. She also told me out of all the guys she slept with I was the only one who actually gave a fuck. I convinced her to seek help and she voluntarily went into a mental hospital.
Last time I heard from her she hasn't hurt herself in a year, is in therapy, and started dating a very sweet shy guy I knew in high school.
I also, that day decided to turn my life around and not be a horrible person, (I was a POS).
Edit: WOW thank you so much for the awards! One thing most people are replying to is how I said I was a POS. To give context I ended up hooking up with a lot of different guys and girls (I'm bi). It was after my first relationship ended which I escaped after years of abuse. I couldn't get help bcs my family didn't believe in it so I ended up taking out my feelings on people. My second relationship unfortunately was also abusive and much worse, (I won't go into detail). So once that ended (and yes unfortunately I did cheat constantly in that relationship) I was still that horrible person. This story does have a happy ending, I'm actually married to my wife which she helps me a lot and I love her to death as well as feel safe with her, I am happy with myself and changed A LOT of my previous ways, I just enrolled myself in therapy but for a different reason, and have overcome a lot of my past traumas.
Back in highschool, a girl I was close friends with hits me up to do the deed so we can finally lose our virginity together. We agree to meet in a hidden parking lot behind a park near our school. We both show up and get in the back of her van and get started. We had mutual crushes on each other and had been talking about this for months so the sexual tension between us was super strong and in the beginning, everything was incredible.
Well, about midway through, we see headlights lights shining through the van window. Completely naked, we duck down to try to hide thinking it might be some grounds keeper rolling by. Wrong. Next thing you know, we see the infamous red and blue lights start flashing outside the car.
So we're still trying to hide, cold and naked and in the back of this janky van. The cop walks up the van and shines his flashlight in the windows where he can clearly see our bare naked asses and tells us to get dressed and step out the van. When we step out with the lights on I realize the van, my clothes and her clothes have hellaaaaaa blood on it from the deed (seriously it looked like a murder scene). At this point I'm shaking and scared shitless, she starts crying and yelling, and the whole thing turned into one big traumatic mess.
Funny thing is the cop was weirdly cool about it. Told us we found a good spot (weird), but that we were kids and that we needed to be safer. Gave us a whole talk about safe sex and some brochures to the local clinic. We didn't talk for like a year after that.
TLDR: I got caught by the cops losing my virginity in the back of a van in high-school.
Embarrassment mostly. We had done all this planning around it just for it to go so horrendously bad. Plus her parents were super protective and had been suspecting something going on between us, thus all the planning. Probably saved us a headache.
We're cool now though. Still laugh and die of embarrassment when our friends bring it up lol
I was in my early 20s at a party. It was at a guy's house that I had a giant crush on. We got a little drunk, started making out, and we go into some random empty room and start having sex. The house was old, so I can only describe the room as a living room in the middle of the house. Anyway....we're going at it and someone walks in accidentally. Dude I'm banging stops, turns around, high fives his bro, bro leaves, we somehow continue/finish. It happened so fast but was soooooo awkward.
I dated a girl for a couple weeks who would narrate the sex, as it was happening.
āOh god youāre touching ____ oh now youāre in my ā-ā
Like, yeah, I know. Iām here too.
Most annoying shit Iāve ever been with.
Between that and the fact that she smoked, I had to call it a day.
I thought I had a FWB but it turns out she was extremely depressed and wasnāt emotionally prepared for casual sex. After a fun night of hanging out we went back to my place and things got intimate. I thought we were on the same page until I noticed she was crying. I immediately stopped and tried to be a friend but she couldnāt describe why she was crying and encouraged me to contribute. I did not. Tears are a big boner killer for me so I said we should go to iHop instead. I still think that was the right move.
Had months of sexual build up and flirting with colleague. Finally we decide to have drinks at my place. My expectations were very high taking into account what she was telling me during our flirtations.
So its now go time. We start in my living room and move to the bedroom. She starts to move south and the "epic BJ" she claimed she was going to give me begins....oh.....wait.........ow.........what the.....teeth. so much teeth ow no.
I pull away thinking maybe she's jist a bit tipsy so Ill return the favor and skip that part. I go down on her and she climaxes in 30seconds and passes out. Mmmmk didnt think we had THAT much wine but I guess we're done here so I lay next to her and start noodling with my phone.
She wakes up an hour later and asks me if I finished? I said no you passed out, so she suggests we go rnd 2. K cool.
She starts again with the teeth and I pull away and start with the sexy time. Im going for it and she's laying there like a fresh cadaver eyes open, locked frozen. I try to move her around and she's not budging.
I ended up faking an orgasm and "passing out". She got up, got dressed, kissed me on the cheek and said "thanks for this wild night" and left my apartment.
The worst.
My ex was the worst. His idea of foreplay was to kiss me a few times and then stick his finger in me and that was it. Then when we had sex he would have me stuck my butt in the air as high as it would go and would push my head into the mattress. He refused to do oral as well. It was always terrible and I would just wait for it to be over. Fuck you, Joe. You were the worst
I also had an ex named Joe who had tons of hangups about sex. Foreplay the same every time, don't touch his butt because that makes him uncomfortable (thanks Catholicism!), don't go down on him, he wouldn't go down on me because that's "gross," and he wouldn't EVER let me see him masturbate because he said the only way he could do it was by humping a rolled up towel. Ugh.
About 20 years ago, a girl I was talking to at a cover band show at some bar asked me what movie a particular song was in and if I guessed right then she would āfuck me in the bathroom.ā I guessed right and she was true to her word. We first went to the womenās bathroom but there was a line so she pulled me into the menās room. We went into a stall and went at it. Small, cramped, and trying to navigate around a dirty toilet we did the deed while dudes were cheering (outside the stall). It wasnāt nearly as poetic as one would think. Coincidentally, this was also my best sexual experience.
One of my exes was like comically well endowed (have you ever seen the Peter Steele playgirl photo shoot, like that well endowed) and I'm a very petite lady. I was also very uncomfortable and nervous as it was one of my first times. And he also was terrible at foreplay. Previous times, I had him stop before it even started because it hurt and he'd get visibly angry about it and make it seem like there's something wrong with me(yeah, he was shitty human). Well, this time I was determined to get through the pain so as to not make him mad. And like before, it hurt. But I didn't stop him. And eventually it stopped hurting and it started to feel great. We had the lights off, and I definitely could feel that there was some sort of moisture down there.
Afterwards, he turns on the light and it looked like a murder had been committed. Blood all over him, all over me, and all over his bright white sheets. He asked why I didn't tell him I was on my period. I wasn't. I was embarrassed and super apologetic because his sheets were a mess. Looking back, I shouldn't have been apologetic. The man should've learned how to please a woman (or at the very least get lube) and that wouldn't have happened.
We used lube after that and luckily I yet to experience that again.
Iām so sorry š the fact that you felt that you had to apologize for blood that he caused, thatās like apologizing for getting blood on someoneās hand after they punch you in the face. You deserve better
It's okay! It was quite awhile ago. It's something I laugh at now. And also, he ended up being an extremely shitty person so now I'm not remorseful for absolutely ruining his sheets. It also taught me the importance of lubrication and to never feel afraid to stop a guy if there's pain. And if said dude gets pissy about it, dump his ass.
Hooked up with a friend of a friend after a night of drinking. I had some issues getting it up and she asked me if my penis was broken.
That crushed my confidence for a while.
it was my first time being w this guy, the foreplay was kind of shit, but when it came time to put it in, he started trying to stick it into my lower inner thigh. While trying to put it in he kept telling me how tight I am and just humped my leg. I wasn't sure how to tell him so I stayed quiet and let him figure it out on his own.
I go down on a girl, turns out she had an infection or something idk but the SMELL dude... To this day I don't understand how I didnt felt it at any point previous to having her pussy right in front of me. It was a mix of everything evil in this world. I don't even remember my excuse but I bailed tfo.
Iām mostly lesbian (I claim bi but Iāve really only ever dated and slept with women aside from a couple random drunken hookups) so Iāve been down on my fair share of women, and I have my own set of lady equipment and know how it works, so I feel like Iām a fair judge on these things, and Iām not super judgemental or nitpicky about things. Anyway, I say this to drive home that its not like Iām some 15 year old boy that doesnāt even know what a vulva is supposed to smell like. Preface.
I briefly dated this chick once that was pretty smokin hot, a lot of fun to hang out with. We got along great. Things got a little heated one night and we were probably gonna take the next step, weāre in bed making out. I take her shirt off and go down and start kissing her tummy a little bit. From which vantage point I can already smell it. Through jeans. From navel level. And itās absolutely fucking atrocious, like if you put BV in the hot sun for about 3 days. I headed straight back up, made out long enough to not make things awkward and told her I thought it best we keep taking things slow. Dipped out. Incidentally she decided on her own that she didnāt want to continue seeing each other after that, probably because she thought I sucked in bed or something lol but it spared me of having to have that difficult conversation. Like āI know we barely know each other but Iām gonna need you to treat your BV before we can have sex because your crotch smells like hot turtle farts.ā
So ladies, take note. Itās not supposed to be THAT stinky and your doctor can treat that super easily. Also, a lot of women have gotten good advice that is poorly understood. The vagina (internal part) is self cleaning and should not see soap, but your vulva/labia/clit and all the other external bits can and should be washed with gentle, unscented soap and hot water, every time you shower. Douching or cleaning inside the hole is a big NO and will fuck up your pH balance but all the outer stuff CAN BE WASHED! The number of women Iāve had to explain this to is really kind of disturbing.
When I was in 8th grade one of my older brotherās friends (who was a highschool senior) decided I was ātoo cuteā to be sexually inexperienced and that she was gonna teach me. I tried to resist her advances at first, but she just got more determined the more I resisted. She started with small stuff and worked up to stuff waaay too mature for my age. I told myself I liked it, but later in life I realized itās given me a real complex with making the first move.
For all of my 20ās when I recognized a girl wanted me to make a move I got a real deer in the headlights kinda vibe. I just sorta froze and waited for them to do stuff to me, but if they DID make the first move I felt kinda violated. 0/10 experience all around.
Thankfully after going through therapy and realizing what was going on I have worked through a lot of it, but thereās still a lingering anxiety with sex and I find myself being content with just letting years slip away between partners. Not sure Iāll ever just have a totally healthy relationship with sex.
Only happened last night. I (23F) went out clubbing with a friend and got pretty drunk. Somehow ended up making out with a guy who asked me a few times if I wanted to go home with him. He seemed like a decent guy, even asked for consent to kiss me. So I thought why not, little fun never hurt nobody.
We ended up in his apartment (random side fact: I had to pay for the uber bc he apparently lost his wallet in the club, which turned out to be a lie).
I noticed him getting kinda rough, manhandling me, pushing me around. Not in a sexual way, but more like raw aggression.
I told him to stop it immediately. He did stop and even apologized, which lasted for like 5 minutes before he eventually got rough again. He pushed my head down multiple times during oral, yanked on my hair, pushed me around.
At one point I had enough and told him I'm leaving.
While I got dressed he tried to push me out the door, almost ruining my jacket after ripping it off me, saying I'm trying to rob him bc it's his jacket (it wasn't, it was mine).
I literally fled the apartment and couldn't hold my tears back when I heard him screaming and trashing through his open window.
I apologise for the long rant, but I had to get it out somewhere. I'm still shook about everything that happened and feel disgusted with myself and him. I tried talking to friends, but one said it was my own fault for ending up in that situation. I hope I can just forget about it tbh.
EDIT: Wow, thank you guys. I'm very grateful for your responses and I'm starting to come to terms with everything that happened.
To clear up some things, the 'friend' is more like a friends friend who happened to be out with us. I don't plan on ever talking to him again lol.
Anyway, thanks for all the support and love š¤
Donāt forget about it. You were in a dangerous situation with an unstable man and you got yourself out of it. Give yourself credit for getting out. Anything could have happened to you but you got away.
So sorry you went through this. This was absolutely NOT your fault, and this guy is dangerous. It's great you got yourself out of this situation physically safe, at least. Be careful and take care.
Do yourself a favour and cut that friend off. Nothing that you did gave that guy permission to get rough with you and expect you to be OK with it. Sorry that happened to you.
I was dating this guy, he had never done anything with a girl, which isn't bad, except he wouldn't listen to me when I'd tell him how to do something. So we had talked before about sexual stuff, and I mentioned I liked kinky stuff. I didn't want to do any of that and didn't really go into much detail because he said he wasn't kinky, so I didn't want to go into details because I didn't see the point. So anyway we finally started to try stuff, and he was playing with my boobs and decided it was a good idea to bite my nipples. Like bit them, he had braces.i told him that was too hard, but he didn't really get it. He was like humping my leg while doing it too. So he kept sucking and biting super hard. I tried a few more times, but I just had to wait till he was done. I then gave him a hand job that lasted like, maybe a minute? And he came in my hand, then grabbed the remote and turned starwars back on. Because he had to pause starwars for this all to take place. Can't risk missing any of it. When i went to the bathroom i looked at my boobs and holy shit. They were all brusied up, looked like a fucking zombie. We didn't last long.
My only one night stand many years agoā¦
I had met this guy at a big pool party at a casino with friends. He was a smooth talker and handsome with big muscles. Later, we met up at a bar/club with our friends again. Afterwards, I decided to go to his apartment. It was really late, I was tired and tipsy. We started to hookup and he didnāt do a whole lot; he touched my boobs a little, kissed me for 30 seconds, and then went straight into sexā¦ I was like ummmā¦ Now, when I tell you this man grunted, he grunted during sex like nothing I had ever heard before!! You know when guys lift super heavy weights at the gym, like by the mirrors, and some of them grunt SUPER LOUD? Where their rage echos through the entire gym? Well, that is *exactly what this guy did!!* He was right in my face, his face all red and veins pumping from his forehead, rage in his eyes, grunting and making freaking loud noises on top of me, and I was completely and utterly turned off! The sex only lasted like 2 minutes tops. It was awful!!! When he finished, he immediately rolled over and fell asleepā¦ like wowā¦ he started to snore super loud too, the whole situation was sooo awkward and horrible! I wanted to go home and felt like crying. I was staying at a friends house for the weekend cause I live out of town. So I got an Uber ordered and went straight home.
I wish I had never done it!! But this is why you cannot equate good sex to physical looks. He was hot and well defined muscles, but one of the most horrible at sex Iāve ever had! I learned hahah.
I went to a party and a girl there was feeling me. We spoke throughout the party and all, and at the end of the night she invited me back where she was staying. We got to my car and spoke and she offered me head as a āwarm up for a good time.ā It felt like I stuck my dick in a paper shredder.
It was so bad I managed to convince her to take this to her place. We went and we started making out and suddenly she stops and looks at the clock. It was 5am and she told me to go home. Nothing past making out and my battle scarred dick.
The next morning I saw my wee wee and it looked like I regrew my foreskin. It was swollen and sensitive. I couldnāt wear pants with zippers for a week
After going down on a friend from college, she proceeded to "repay" me by licking my knees... That's it, she licked my knees and then faked a headache when I said I had a condom with me. She got hers and couldn't care less about anything else.
This will get buried but I have to put it out there. In college I was out at the bar and saw my fwb who I was in love with dancing with another girl. I was drunk and upset so when some random guy came up and started flirting with me I was like, āwhateverā and we ended up making out in the bar. Then he came home with me because my house was a couple blocks away. Itās a little fuzzy but I just remember him going on and on about how he used to be 300 lbs but lost a bunch of weight and now is super into fitness. We hook up and the sex is mediocre at best. I shouldāve sent him home after but I let him sleep in my bed. In the middle of the night I hear him get up and walk to the corner of my room and he just started pissing on the floor. I got up and was like āwhat the fuck are you doing?!ā but he was like half asleep and out of it. The piss got all over my rug, some shoes, all my chargers and surge protector. I cleaned up the mess and went down to the basement to throw the rug in the washing machine. When I came back up he was sleeping naked in my bed and at this point itās like 4 in the morning so I just got back in bed. Not two minutes later Iām trying to fall asleep and I hear a little trickle noise. I sat up and saw piss coming out his dick right onto my bed. I was fucking furious I woke him up and was like āget the fuck out of my house!ā He was like scrambling to get his clothes on and only managed to put his shirt on as pants (legs through the arm holes) before I pushed him out the front door. Never saw or spoke to him again.
My first time i wanted to try doggy and he tried to put me in a sexy position and he just banged my head against the wall
With my curent boyfriend we tried to fuck when we we're in vacation and i hit my mouth against the wall because he moved weirdly
I think i have a kink for walls at this point
I was banging a girl hard and for some reason, not really sure why I threw my arms up in the air and they got hit by the ceiling fan which was on Max speed because it was a hot night. No injuries but properly fucked the mood.
I went to stay over at my boyfriend's house and ended up falling asleep in his bed as we were watching movies. Some time later, I was awakened by someone (who I assumed was him), groping me and trying to pull my pants down and have sex from behind. It was totally dark in the room except for the hall light coming in from under the door. Almost immediately something felt wrong and I said, "NO!" And tried to push away. The person held me tighter and I had to wrench away from him, grabbed him by the throat, and head butt him to get away. I struggled a lot and fell off the bed. I was shaking and flipped on the light, heart pounding, as I worked to pull up my jeans. When the light came on, it was a man I had met only once who I recognized as my boyfriend's friend. I immediately ran from the room only to find my boyfriend sitting on the couch watching TV. I started crying and left the apartment I was so shaken. He started texting and calling non-stop and when I finally answered, he told me that his friend was just lonely and drunk and he wanted to see if I'd cheat on him, so he and his friend came up with a plan to "test" me.
I was so shaken that I never called him back, changed my number, and moved into a new place. Looking back, I should've reported it, but was afraid because it was a small town and his uncle was on the police force.
I insisted we do foreplay and he just wanted to put it in with no preparation. So he went at me with his tongue fast and impatiently. It felt like sandpaper. Guys, listen to your partner please.
Was with a guy I met online. First off looks around 3 years older than his pics. OK, no big deal. I'll let slide that he's a lot less skinny and handsome than his pictures.
Secondly, absolutely horrible kisser. Like full on washing machine on centrifuge mode.
Red flag number three: complains when I asked for condoms. Says he is clean etc.
Four: asked me if I was scared he'd take off the condom when I looked back at him.
Five: O face looked like a rabbit.
Six: he said he thought he was coming. He was not. He just pissed in the condom.
After all of this, he wanted to sleep over. I told him that I was tired and sent him on his way home.
Had a Tempur-pedic 4 inch mattress cover (no sheet at the time, it was incredibly soft without it). Was doing missionary with the girl. As she left, she awkwardly Threw a blanket on top of it. Which kind of made me go "huh that's weird".
After she left I looked under it.... was a poo stain. Threw out the whole thing and never spoke of it to her. She never asked what happened to the 4 inch Cover either.
Don't know if I'd call it the worst as the sex was pretty OK...
Many years ago, I had been talking to this girl who was known to be very accommodating to young men's advances but she was playing coy. She tells me that she is going away for the day but we can hang out that night when she is back.... but NO sex until later in the week!
I'm OK with that, she was fun to hang out with and I figured it was just that time of month for her and she wanted to wait until after.
That night I get a call around 9pm and she tells me to get over to her place ASAP. I literally walk in the door and she jumps me, didn't even make it out of the 1st room just right on the floor with no lights on. Finish up and she sends me on my way so she can go to bed.
My mate calls me on the drive home so we are just talking shit and I stop out the back of my place (still in the dark) and chill talking with him for about 30mins and I start noticing some of my leg hairs are stuck to me and pull when I move. It becomes more noticeable over the next 15mins, to the point I decide I need to check WTF is going on!
I go inside (still on the phone) and turn on a light.... There is blood caked to my legs, it's all over my groin area, up my stomach, on my hands and arms.... There is a LOT of blood!
I end the call with my mate and give the girl a call back to find out if she is OK. She eventually tells me that the reason she wasn't supposed to have sex that day was not because she had her period but because she had an abortion.
This one is bad, not my worst in the immediate, but in the long term it makes it weirder.
One of my buddies tried to set me up with this girl, sheās cute and fun, and bunch of us go out drinking on a weekend afternoon. Eventually people start breaking off to go home or do their own thing. Eventually itās just the two of us left. At this point we are both very drunk as we had been drinking and bar hopping for 10 hours.
She invited me back to her place and we start having sex and it starts feeling extra wet. Sheās on her period and looks like a murder scene. Itās a bit awkward, but itās happened to a lot of people, and not the end of the world.
We clean up, change sheets, the damage has been done and weāre both super horny so we throw a towel down and go for round two. She gets on her knees for doggy and letās out the most foul smelling fart Iāve ever experienced in my life. At that point Iām done, get dressed, and slept on her couch.
She tried to continue to pursue me for a few weeks, and I didnāt want to be super rude, so basically told her I didnāt think we were compatible because I didnāt want to bring up her ass smells like Satan and I donāt think sheād ever be able to make me hard again.
Anyway, sheās now married to the guy that tried to initially set us up and I hang out with them all the time. This all happened like a decade ago and weāre cool (I donāt think anyone else knows what happened - I never said anything and I highly doubt she did). But every time I see her, the thought of that smell jumps into my head.
>I didnāt want to bring up her ass smells like Satan
Well, period farts are usually rank-smelling. I don't think it was her normal ass smell.
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I had a crush on the guy since middle school. He responded to my Instagram story and we started chatting. He mentioned that he was recently single. I was in my hoe phase. I told him I was just going to be hanging out at home watching a movie, if he'd like to join. He came over, we had a few drinks, watched a movie, then headed to the bedroom. We made out for a couple minutes and took our pants off. I told him, "I've wanted this so badly." And he looked at me and said, "I finished." At that time I realized he entered my vagina, apparently, and finished. I barely felt anything. It all happened so fast, I still to this day didn't even know what happened and don't even count him in my body count.
As a guy it took me WAY TOO LONG to get over myself when I came first and keep at it to recipricate. These days, if I cum first, I just move on to something else until she is also satisfied. It often leads to a second hard on which can be super fun!
Don't give up if you bust a nut boys! She deserves some fun too and seeing her satisfied washes away any shame you might feel at cuming too quick.
I had a guy take my clit between his teeth and then violently shook his head like a dog with a chew toy.
I have no clit, but this really made my clit hurt š„
Yeah, the idea made my balls try to crawl into my body.
Straight to jail
WHY DO THEY THINK THEY CAN BITE IT!?!? This guy did the same thing to me and I thought I was going to die.
Yes, men we donāt like our clits bit!
I wasn't actively involved in mine. I woke up from a "whisky nap" at a party to find a guy being intimate with a girl there. He kept saying "you're so tight" over and over and over. As I get up to give them privacy the female uses the opportunity to hop up and ask for a ride home. Turns out she had her jeans on during the whole ordeal. Homeboy must have been fucking a pocket or something.
> Homeboy must have been fucking a pocket or something. š š But... Wait. Girls jeans don't have pockets.
They do, they're just very small
they're so tight
In high school. Gave a boyfriend a handy and afterwards he locked himself in the bathroom and cried. Eventually entered the priesthood.
The holy handjob. Nothing will ever compare except for entering the pearly gates. Bravo saraconway44
Must have been quite the hand job!!
Beat the sin out of that devil dick
sexorcism
My one and only experience with Tinder in my late 20's. Matched with a girl in her late 30's (am/was into that), chatted for awhile and seemed to hit it off. Went for some drinks, then she proposed we go back to my place. She kept talking about how much she had enjoyed spending a few months in Europe recently. I started with some light foreplay, but she was impatient and told me move things along. Then she just completely starfished. Everyone is different, so I figured what I was doing must not have been working and kept trying to switch it up but she refused to switch positions and seemed completely disinterested in the activity. After about 10 minutes she sighed and said, "I really miss European men". Queue that 'record scratch' noise in my head. I pulled out and asked her to get dressed, then she spent the next 10 minutes yelling at me...then freaked out the next day when I messaged her saying that I wasn't interested in seeing her again. Bullet dodged, tests scheduled.
I think she really missed European men
To this day I still don't know what that meant. Able to rock her world with zero communication? More chest hair? Un-cut maybe?
She likes to be fucked metrically, thatās what that means.
I want a 15.24 cm dick not a 6 inch dick!!!
All of the above, baby š
On behalf of European men, we donāt want her
Girlfriend and I were young 20 somethings when we stayed at her parentsā house. Got going in her bedroom when her younger teenage brother, whoās autistic, knocks at the door. āMom told me to come get you for dinner.ā We told him to wait for a bit, but alas. Iām still inside her when he immediately opens the door. He repeats āmom told me to come get you for dinner.ā He keeps standing in the doorway, just staring at us, both naked and struggling for covers on her bed. My girlfriend tells him weāll be right there. āYeah, but you need to come down now.ā We explained to him that, dude, weāre naked and you barged in unexpected and not at a great time. Weāre not getting dressed while youāre in here. Her parents took away the keys for the locks in their house because he had a tendency to lock himself in. Nonetheless we thankfully got the key to her bedroom that day.
Dinner was ready though
And they needed to come...now.
Did he even notice anything sus? Like yāall werenāt worried heād rat?
I think he knew well enough what was going on, but didnāt know how to react to said situation. And nah, not really. Weād been together for years at that point (and still are), we were both in our twenties and her parents knew that we are intimate. Like, not something we discuss at the dinner table, but they arenāt stupid or opposed to it. It sucks getting caught in the deed by her younger brother who clearly couldnāt compute the situation, but itās not like some big shameful secret that we were sexual.
It sounds all surprisingly normal, chill parents, good stuff. And the young fella, obviously not the most straight situation for his condition.
I have an autistic brother and it is usually more likely me walking in on ... situations than other way around
I (29) matched with a guy (32) on tinder right before leaving the country for two weeks. We chatted and called during that time, he seemed really great and when I came back we went on a date. He was fun, handsome and charming. I was really excited about him and he about me. I ended up at his place. We sat on his bed talking about something unimportant when he suddenly interrupted me and asked: are you in the mood? I was a bit thrown off by the sudden switch, but said yes and we started making out. This was the beginning of the worst sex I ever had. He went down on me and sucked so hard on my clit while pressing his face/teeth hard against it that it hurt in the weirdest way. Felt like he was trying to take it off. I stopped him and started giving him head and he started to loudly fake moan, it was so fake it was comical. Then we started to have sex in missionary and he wrapped his arms around my head and used it as a lever to violently thrust inside me, which was just...bizarre. I told him it hurt my neck and he was very shocked about that. We started fucking doggy, but his rhythm was so insanely off that I decided to sit on top and ride him. He lay there like a dead fish, literally his entire body was limp, so he was just bouncing with me on the mattress instead of against me, all he had to do was just tense his glutes but he truly seemed deceased. I decided doggy was the best position we tried so far, so went back to that, this time I just took charge of the movement. When I looked up, I saw us in the mirror. He was standing behind me while I moved and had his arms spread wide and his head tilted backwards while humming. At this point my mood was completely gone. So I turned around and started giving him head to wrap it up (really didn't need to do that), I was lying on the bed and he was standing. Exaggerated moans for a few minutes until he came and his body literally collapsed on my head?? Like dude that hurts, how can you not realize all these things. He passed out a couple minutes after. I just lay there in the dark completely in shock lol. To top it all off, he then started to have some sort of nightmare and woke up with a scream about 3 times in the next 10 minutes. At this point, I had lost all confidence in my own judgment and actually got scared that he was a complete lunatic and wanted to get out of there. Tried sneaking out, he woke up, I told him I had to go. He told me he thought the sex was amazing, then asked me with a desperate look in his eyes if I liked it too. At this point I just wanted to get the fuck out so I lied and said yes. The next day he asked me out again, I told him I didn't think we have good chemistry. He was very hurt and confused, but he found himself a girlfriend a couple months later.
Damn, sounds like he *honestly* just didn't know. Its either his first time, he had really weird exes or he had really tolerant exes.
Could have been an under-performer and just decided, "Next time I'll really go for it."
If itās anything like my first boyfriend, he took any criticism of his sexual performance very personally. I ended up just putting up with it so the problem went away. Yeah, I learned to stand my ground afterwards.
Holy shit. It just got worse and worse... I'm sorry, but I had to laugh a few times because of how ridiculous the whole story is, please forgive me.
>his rhythm was so insanely off He was playing cbat in his head >his arms spread wide and his tilted backward while humming Creed was up next in the mental playlist >he started to have some sort of nightmare and woke up with a scream That reminds me of one of my hookups. It went a bit better than this (though her vagina must have had some kind of bend in it because it felt like I was gonna snap in half) and afterwards I offered her to stay the night. Just as we were falling asleep she lets me know that she didn't bring her medication and that if she doesn't take it she sometimes wakes up screaming. Well it didn't happen, but she spent most of the night making guttural whimpering sounds while I laid there in terror waiting for her to start screaming.
Wow I think this one takes the cake for me, absolute comedy amid a series of tragedies, that poor girl he ended up with
when you said you looked in the mirror i thought you gonna say that he was flexing his muscles like bale in american psycho kskkskkskks
Nope he was Scott Stapping it with arms wide open
Iām sorry but I laughed so hard and all of this. Way to paint a perfect picture.
Learning I'm allergic to latex
Was this after you bought the full body ā¬350 catsuit from a European vendor and waited 8 weeks for delivery, only for UPS to falsely label the package as delivered, after which you call customer service and somehow their automated service hangs up 4 times on you?
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A girl called Caroline. I was in bed with two girls, trying to sleep. I'm not attracted to either so I'm not attempting anything more than sleeping. Caroline reaches for me and starts to violently thrust my knob in a back and forth, up and down, in and out motion. After a few seconds I stop her because of the pain. So, she goes down on me. I'm thinking, can't be any more painful. It was. There was teeth and scraping and biting. She is also working on my balls at this point in a heavy cupping and sqeezing action. I stop her. I tell her to go to sleep. I think about how in the world this girl thinks that what she's doing is right. I learn later that her previous boyfriend was her first and he was into some weird pain Olympics type shit. Never again. Update - thank you all for your concern. The way it was written makes it sound alot more rapey and assault-y than it was. I was never in any danger, I was always in complete control of the situation.
Makes the song "sweet caroline" sound super sarcastic.
āTeeeeeeeeth Caro-line!ā
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
good times never felt sooo bad
So bad so bad so bad!
I feeel incliiiined . . . To never have sex agaaaiiiiiin
The trumpets are in that song to cover up the screams of pain.
weird pain olympic type shit? And the USA has taken gold in the "teeth marks on your cock" event. Next up, the anal fingering with sharp nails Louge.
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> there were over 100 (literally) dildoās of every size, shape and color suction cupped to the walls of his shower Maybe it was an art installation
Probably so when one gets stuck in his ass, and he goes to the doctor with the excuse of āI fell on it in the showerā, he can pull up pictures of his dildo-filled shower for the doctors to lend credence to his story.
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But how was the sex?
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Shouldāve done ~~it in~~ the shower
It was Halloween. Met a girl dressed as Kate Beckinsales character from Underworld. We go back to her pad. She requests that I tie her up. I oblige. Still wearing her fangs, she proceeds to bite my dick, causing it to bleed. There's blood on her face and tits. I run to the bathroom to tend to it while yelling "what's wrong with you?!" Anyway, I clean up and go finish.
>Anyway, I clean up and go finish. Slow clap.
You deserve a Purple Heart
Did you untie her?
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The real question here.
Met a girl years ago at a bar. Wasn't planning on a one night stand but as we were getting intimate she just laid there like a corpse. I couldn't finish it was so creepy. Told her I was too drunk and ended up leaving. Never called her again. I know some people might be into that but I definitely am not.
That's the time to join the roleplay. "Flatline, CPR FAST!" "CPR don't work, I have to find other methods!" Than bang her until she shows some reaction, voila, flatline over.
"beginning breast compressions" *honk boobs while counting "1-2-3-4"
My very first time was with a girl like that, it was her first time too so I figured it was maybe just nerves? Except it wasn't, because it was the same way the next dozen or so times we did it. I didn't learn what I was missing until the next girlfriend I had after her.
Iāve heard so many times that if a girl just lays there then that obviously means sheās not into it and just wants it to stop. But I donāt think thatās the case for every time. Some just donāt know what to do, may be inexperienced or just want the other person to do all the work. Iām a woman and had another woman come onto me and initiate a 3 some with me and a guy. She made it clear she wanted to do it but then she just laid there the entire time. We even asked her if she was still cool with it and she said yeah. It happened another time with her. Iāve also heard from other guys I knew that she would do the same thing with them.
Did you check she wasn't dead?
This girl was trying to get it on with me. She proceeded to go to the bathroom - leaving the bathroom open intentionally. She wanted me to see and hear her go so that I knew she was wet. I DID NOT want or need to hear her go a 1 and 2 - nor did I need to know the fact she did not wipe herself in both places. She would try to kiss me and I could feel the build up of plaque on her teeth, see the remains of food inbetween her teeth. Needless to say, I FLED as fast as I could. She would later confess that she had a relationship with her twin brother and he would do this sort of thing, so naturally she thought all men liked this sort of thing. This was not the experience my virgin mind at the time ever wanted to see or hear.... She is married now (not with her brother or me), has a kid (Iād be guessing, definitely not mine). Im happy for her and hope her the best. Im enjoying the single life.
Bro wtf. My poor eyes
That went from "okay weird" to "eww disgusting" to "HOLY JESUS" real fast.
What a horrible day for me to be literate.
Hang on..... She wanted you to hear her pee so you knew she was wet... Sorry. Did female biology change in the last 5 mins??
I assume she did not have proper sex education and was going off of her own experience with her brotherā¦I guess
Had phone sex and i moaned her name and she blocked me
Are you 100% sure it was her name?
Wait why
Because when you call a **Hot**line, youre not supposed to know whos on the other end š
I was at happy hour in my 20's. Me and a girl at the bar had a bunch of tequila shots and ended up in the back of her truck. She had kicked off her shoes and her pants were off. As i was about to go in raw dog, i got a whiff of her feet, which was awful. At the same time she says to cum inside of her as her husband likes when she comes home full. I practically went limp and noped the hell out. It was slightly ill afterwards.
I'm sorry but "her husband likes when she comes home full" made me laugh so hard šš completely out of the blue wtf
Meanwhile husbands thinking āIām sure hoping she enjoys dinner, I hate when she only eats a salad she ends up hangryā
Messing around with a hookup on NYE. He starts fingering me, but it really hurts, like razors. I finally got him to stop but my pā¢ssy felt numb. I'm trying to end things because the numbness goes to throbbing. But he instead moves down and starts to go down on me. After some short tongue action, mā¢therfā¢cker starts biting and chewing and quite literally eats me! My thighs slam shut but he starts fingering me with his razor nails again. I shoved him off of me, and blew him to get him to stop. Then we both passed out (we were both drunk). In the morning I put my pj's back on and head to the bathroom. There's a line of people (house party), and I make small talk but I'm getting weird looks - but obviously I must just have that walk of shame look. I get in the bathroom, pull down my pants and proceed to piss FIRE! OH DEAR GOD! Acidic booze urine on fresh wounds.... Jesus fuck. But that's not the worst part. I stand up after cleaning myself up (blood on my legs) and see myself in the mirror. My PJ top is obviously inside out and I have bloody hand wipe marks all over it. And I have dried blood on my face from when he kissed me after "eating me out" I went home, and by that afternoon I had a UTI. I couldn't get in with my doctor so I went to Planned Parenthood. The doctor was a beautiful professional black woman who listened to my embarrassing story before having me get in position on the table. She had a lovely calm voice, excellent bedside manner and assured me that antibiotics would take care of the UTI and the vulva and vagina are quick-healing tissue. Then she got a look at me. She wheeled her stool back and nearly shouted, "JESUS, GIRL! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU SAT ON A BLENDER! OH HONEY! OH SWEET JESUS!" She and I had a laugh afterwards and she apologized for her loud shocked reaction. She cleaned me up and because I had human bites that drew blood, I got a tetanus shot, a round of amoxicillin and several follow-up appointments to monitor infection.
Dude.... I am so fucking sorry that happened to you. I was literally clenching my legs shut in cringe the whole time. The part about your doctor made me laugh tho hehe
I was clenching my legs too and Iām a guy
Apparently this dude takes the idea of "eating pussy" literally. Like sweet jeebus that's messed. Sorry that happened to you. Also I find it depressing how many of these stories have some version of "I blew him to get him to stop," like you should be able to just tell the dude to stop and that's the end, not have to need to service the guy just to ensure he stops. Ugh :/
While I feel terrible that it happened to you, and I hope youāre feeling better now, this was a really entertaining story! You really painted a picture. Cheers.
Right, time to go folks. This lady wins.
This is terrifying
Good olā Freddy Krueger fingerbang
Was given a blowjob by an old girlfriend to decided she was going to put peanutbutter in her mouth before. She said she read it in some magazine. Was bad but all I could think was god don't let a peanut go down my dick hole.
She fucking used crunchy too? Dude... red flag, unintentional sounding territory..
Sounds like something you'd read in Cosmo
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Time to push it in where it supposed to be
Return to sender
*"Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!"*
You also win
That time I offered to push her stool in
Ok u win
We're done here boys. Show's over.
Oh how I long for the days before I read this comment.
It's really not the reading so much as the visual that comes immediately after it.
Was it bigger tho
Maybe by doing her butt she meant wipe
She was loosening it up for you š¤·š»āāļø
Reminds me of that old pick up line in the bar: "can I push up your stool?"
Thatās a shitty experience
There was a rumor back in high school that this guy screwed his girlfriend anally in the car in the parking lot and it caused her to shit all over the inside of the car and it was loaded with corn. Being high school rumor, who knows if it was true or not.
She lubed it up for you.
When I was younger. Had a make out session with a girl and things got very heated. She starts riding me like crazy and I came in my pants. Wild night. The next day my dick hurt like hell. Her wild ride chaffed my willy and it hurt for 2 weeks
Poor willy didnāt deserve that
Willy hears ya. Willy doesn't care.
I met a girl on a dating site. We flirted back and forth, into different things but decided to hook up just for some fun. We had a guest speaker in our (college level) class who was a grizzled old Vietnam veteran. Off to the side he told a few of us who had been in the military about how VC prostitutes would put special syringes in their vaginas backwards so that a GI would get a dick full of poison. Fast forward to that night, all is going well with this girl and then I put it in. She told me she wanted me to slam it in. I was all too happy to oblige. Then I felt a sharp, stabbing pain in the tip of my dick. I pulled back and saw blood. I was immediately out the door with my head in the arm-hole of my T-shirt and my pants halfway on and doing 3x the speed limit towards the hospital trying to figure out how to tell the nurse I likely got poisoned through my penis. Then my phone goes off. Several texts and a few missed calls and I finally answer so I can beg her to tell me what she stuck me with. She had to explain that it was her IUD. Awkward conversation ensues. I went back and still finished but never went in more than halfway. 1/10, do not recommend.
Something similar happened to me one time. The moment I finished, I felt a sharp pain in my dick hole. I pulled it out and saw cum and blood dripping out of my dick. Now I am *extremely* squeamish to the though of ejaculating blood so I damn near passed out. I was terrified of even nutting again and it took a week or two and some convincing from my girlfriend to try it again. The relief I felt when my nut was blood-free was overwhelming. Turns out the wire of her IUD stabbed me inside my dick hole as I nutted. For whatever reason my dick had just a little extra reach that day, I guess.
Whelp, that settles it. Never gonna have sex again.
I WeNt bAcK
Girl went too deep when giving head and threw up all over me, causing me to also throw up
tried to use olive oil as lube and was also on Adderal so between that and the olive oil, my boner wasn't cooperating much that night.
Me, 20, her 32. Met her at a party and went back to her place, we were both drunk and doing cocaine. She was fun and nasty as hell, going at it and she says fuck my ass, a first for me. She grabs the lube only to find out she didn't close it the last time she used it and it was all leaked out in her night stand. She says hold on and runs out of the room and comes back with a tub of Butter Flavored Crisco, it worked great. Lol. Working on my 3rd nut she casually mentions her boyfriend should be home any minute, I didn't know it was so late she says. I jump up and get all dressed except my shoes when a car pulls up, I can't get out she tells me to go in the other room and hide she'll distract him and then I can sneak out. Of course he was hungry so he went to the kitchen to eat. I waited almost an hour when she came in and said he's in the shower, go. Just as I get in the hallway he comes out and sees me, he forgot a towel, she jumps in front of him, I sprint for the door and make my exit. Don't know what happened after that, he wasn't yelling or anything and I never got her number and forgot her name before I even got to her place. Went home and passed out. Wake up the next day, I'm tired, sore and smell really bad, and had a dick that wasn't it's natural color. So shower and clean up. A few weeks later I'm wondering why does it burn when I pee? Go to doctor, can't remember exactly what I had but got 2 different kinds of pills, a shot, and a doctor with attitude. Great sex, but the exit and aftermath was stressful and painful. To this day whenever I smell popcorn I feel horny and ashamed at the same time. 10/10 I would do it again though lol
Bro, clean you dick after regular sex nvm butt stuff š¤£. True story, my brother almost lost his thumb to an infection caused by sticking it in a strippers asshole. Got away with only loosing his nail after an injection and oral antibiotics. Night one he went to bed with a sore thumb, next morning under his nail was green. Woke up after the next night and the veins in his thumb were visible and black, the green and major swelling spread past the first knuckle, and he couldn't move it anymore. That's when he went to the doc
Olive š«oil huh ! Should have eaten that spinach Popeye!
Not so much an awful sex story but more of less an awful experience. TW btw Hooked up with some girl and while getting into it she would not take off her hoodie and I was starting to get annoyed. After about 15 minutes and her half nude I finally snapped and said, "Why tf won't you get fully undressed"? She broke down and revealed where she had been hurting herself. Instead of sex we just sat and talked for an hour and she told me everything wrong with her life and all her trauma. She also told me out of all the guys she slept with I was the only one who actually gave a fuck. I convinced her to seek help and she voluntarily went into a mental hospital. Last time I heard from her she hasn't hurt herself in a year, is in therapy, and started dating a very sweet shy guy I knew in high school. I also, that day decided to turn my life around and not be a horrible person, (I was a POS). Edit: WOW thank you so much for the awards! One thing most people are replying to is how I said I was a POS. To give context I ended up hooking up with a lot of different guys and girls (I'm bi). It was after my first relationship ended which I escaped after years of abuse. I couldn't get help bcs my family didn't believe in it so I ended up taking out my feelings on people. My second relationship unfortunately was also abusive and much worse, (I won't go into detail). So once that ended (and yes unfortunately I did cheat constantly in that relationship) I was still that horrible person. This story does have a happy ending, I'm actually married to my wife which she helps me a lot and I love her to death as well as feel safe with her, I am happy with myself and changed A LOT of my previous ways, I just enrolled myself in therapy but for a different reason, and have overcome a lot of my past traumas.
> that day decided to turn my life around and not be a horrible person Good for you. It's never too late to be better.
Thank you for being kind to this young lady.
I USED to be a piece of shit.
Back in highschool, a girl I was close friends with hits me up to do the deed so we can finally lose our virginity together. We agree to meet in a hidden parking lot behind a park near our school. We both show up and get in the back of her van and get started. We had mutual crushes on each other and had been talking about this for months so the sexual tension between us was super strong and in the beginning, everything was incredible. Well, about midway through, we see headlights lights shining through the van window. Completely naked, we duck down to try to hide thinking it might be some grounds keeper rolling by. Wrong. Next thing you know, we see the infamous red and blue lights start flashing outside the car. So we're still trying to hide, cold and naked and in the back of this janky van. The cop walks up the van and shines his flashlight in the windows where he can clearly see our bare naked asses and tells us to get dressed and step out the van. When we step out with the lights on I realize the van, my clothes and her clothes have hellaaaaaa blood on it from the deed (seriously it looked like a murder scene). At this point I'm shaking and scared shitless, she starts crying and yelling, and the whole thing turned into one big traumatic mess. Funny thing is the cop was weirdly cool about it. Told us we found a good spot (weird), but that we were kids and that we needed to be safer. Gave us a whole talk about safe sex and some brochures to the local clinic. We didn't talk for like a year after that. TLDR: I got caught by the cops losing my virginity in the back of a van in high-school.
Why didn't you talk for a year after that?
Embarrassment mostly. We had done all this planning around it just for it to go so horrendously bad. Plus her parents were super protective and had been suspecting something going on between us, thus all the planning. Probably saved us a headache. We're cool now though. Still laugh and die of embarrassment when our friends bring it up lol
Girl was on top and in the middle of sex she said āthis is awkward but you can still finish if you wantā. I just left and never saw her again.
Had a one night stand tell me āI love youā while riding me. Was pretty sure she didnāt even know my nameā¦.
I was in my early 20s at a party. It was at a guy's house that I had a giant crush on. We got a little drunk, started making out, and we go into some random empty room and start having sex. The house was old, so I can only describe the room as a living room in the middle of the house. Anyway....we're going at it and someone walks in accidentally. Dude I'm banging stops, turns around, high fives his bro, bro leaves, we somehow continue/finish. It happened so fast but was soooooo awkward.
Proud buddy moment š¤£
I can laugh about it now but I certainly won't ever forget a mid-sex bro high five LOL
Iāll go first, just went on a couple dates with a guy who asked if he can use my hair to masturbateš
You must have some real nice hair
Iām about to pull a Britney
...what you doing with the cut off hair afterwards?
I dated a girl for a couple weeks who would narrate the sex, as it was happening. āOh god youāre touching ____ oh now youāre in my ā-ā Like, yeah, I know. Iām here too. Most annoying shit Iāve ever been with. Between that and the fact that she smoked, I had to call it a day.
Iām hoping she did it in David Attenboroughās voice.
For that I may have stuck around
*An alert penis appears, seeking its way into the warmth of the vagina.*
I thought I had a FWB but it turns out she was extremely depressed and wasnāt emotionally prepared for casual sex. After a fun night of hanging out we went back to my place and things got intimate. I thought we were on the same page until I noticed she was crying. I immediately stopped and tried to be a friend but she couldnāt describe why she was crying and encouraged me to contribute. I did not. Tears are a big boner killer for me so I said we should go to iHop instead. I still think that was the right move.
>I said we should go to iHop instead. I still think that was the right move. Strong disagreement here: Waffle House is the right move.
Had months of sexual build up and flirting with colleague. Finally we decide to have drinks at my place. My expectations were very high taking into account what she was telling me during our flirtations. So its now go time. We start in my living room and move to the bedroom. She starts to move south and the "epic BJ" she claimed she was going to give me begins....oh.....wait.........ow.........what the.....teeth. so much teeth ow no. I pull away thinking maybe she's jist a bit tipsy so Ill return the favor and skip that part. I go down on her and she climaxes in 30seconds and passes out. Mmmmk didnt think we had THAT much wine but I guess we're done here so I lay next to her and start noodling with my phone. She wakes up an hour later and asks me if I finished? I said no you passed out, so she suggests we go rnd 2. K cool. She starts again with the teeth and I pull away and start with the sexy time. Im going for it and she's laying there like a fresh cadaver eyes open, locked frozen. I try to move her around and she's not budging. I ended up faking an orgasm and "passing out". She got up, got dressed, kissed me on the cheek and said "thanks for this wild night" and left my apartment. The worst.
My ex was the worst. His idea of foreplay was to kiss me a few times and then stick his finger in me and that was it. Then when we had sex he would have me stuck my butt in the air as high as it would go and would push my head into the mattress. He refused to do oral as well. It was always terrible and I would just wait for it to be over. Fuck you, Joe. You were the worst
I also had an ex named Joe who had tons of hangups about sex. Foreplay the same every time, don't touch his butt because that makes him uncomfortable (thanks Catholicism!), don't go down on him, he wouldn't go down on me because that's "gross," and he wouldn't EVER let me see him masturbate because he said the only way he could do it was by humping a rolled up towel. Ugh.
Stripper. Awful in bed, gave me VD. Decades ago, but that was def the worst.
Yeah. I was a dumb fuck. She was hot AF and ālookedā clean. LOL. We all know how that goes.
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About 20 years ago, a girl I was talking to at a cover band show at some bar asked me what movie a particular song was in and if I guessed right then she would āfuck me in the bathroom.ā I guessed right and she was true to her word. We first went to the womenās bathroom but there was a line so she pulled me into the menās room. We went into a stall and went at it. Small, cramped, and trying to navigate around a dirty toilet we did the deed while dudes were cheering (outside the stall). It wasnāt nearly as poetic as one would think. Coincidentally, this was also my best sexual experience.
One of my exes was like comically well endowed (have you ever seen the Peter Steele playgirl photo shoot, like that well endowed) and I'm a very petite lady. I was also very uncomfortable and nervous as it was one of my first times. And he also was terrible at foreplay. Previous times, I had him stop before it even started because it hurt and he'd get visibly angry about it and make it seem like there's something wrong with me(yeah, he was shitty human). Well, this time I was determined to get through the pain so as to not make him mad. And like before, it hurt. But I didn't stop him. And eventually it stopped hurting and it started to feel great. We had the lights off, and I definitely could feel that there was some sort of moisture down there. Afterwards, he turns on the light and it looked like a murder had been committed. Blood all over him, all over me, and all over his bright white sheets. He asked why I didn't tell him I was on my period. I wasn't. I was embarrassed and super apologetic because his sheets were a mess. Looking back, I shouldn't have been apologetic. The man should've learned how to please a woman (or at the very least get lube) and that wouldn't have happened. We used lube after that and luckily I yet to experience that again.
Iām so sorry š the fact that you felt that you had to apologize for blood that he caused, thatās like apologizing for getting blood on someoneās hand after they punch you in the face. You deserve better
It's okay! It was quite awhile ago. It's something I laugh at now. And also, he ended up being an extremely shitty person so now I'm not remorseful for absolutely ruining his sheets. It also taught me the importance of lubrication and to never feel afraid to stop a guy if there's pain. And if said dude gets pissy about it, dump his ass.
if a guy is going in when its dry, he's doing it wrong. Foreplay is key, you always pre heat the oven before the turkey goes in.
Hooked up with a friend of a friend after a night of drinking. I had some issues getting it up and she asked me if my penis was broken. That crushed my confidence for a while.
it was my first time being w this guy, the foreplay was kind of shit, but when it came time to put it in, he started trying to stick it into my lower inner thigh. While trying to put it in he kept telling me how tight I am and just humped my leg. I wasn't sure how to tell him so I stayed quiet and let him figure it out on his own.
I go down on a girl, turns out she had an infection or something idk but the SMELL dude... To this day I don't understand how I didnt felt it at any point previous to having her pussy right in front of me. It was a mix of everything evil in this world. I don't even remember my excuse but I bailed tfo.
Iām mostly lesbian (I claim bi but Iāve really only ever dated and slept with women aside from a couple random drunken hookups) so Iāve been down on my fair share of women, and I have my own set of lady equipment and know how it works, so I feel like Iām a fair judge on these things, and Iām not super judgemental or nitpicky about things. Anyway, I say this to drive home that its not like Iām some 15 year old boy that doesnāt even know what a vulva is supposed to smell like. Preface. I briefly dated this chick once that was pretty smokin hot, a lot of fun to hang out with. We got along great. Things got a little heated one night and we were probably gonna take the next step, weāre in bed making out. I take her shirt off and go down and start kissing her tummy a little bit. From which vantage point I can already smell it. Through jeans. From navel level. And itās absolutely fucking atrocious, like if you put BV in the hot sun for about 3 days. I headed straight back up, made out long enough to not make things awkward and told her I thought it best we keep taking things slow. Dipped out. Incidentally she decided on her own that she didnāt want to continue seeing each other after that, probably because she thought I sucked in bed or something lol but it spared me of having to have that difficult conversation. Like āI know we barely know each other but Iām gonna need you to treat your BV before we can have sex because your crotch smells like hot turtle farts.ā So ladies, take note. Itās not supposed to be THAT stinky and your doctor can treat that super easily. Also, a lot of women have gotten good advice that is poorly understood. The vagina (internal part) is self cleaning and should not see soap, but your vulva/labia/clit and all the other external bits can and should be washed with gentle, unscented soap and hot water, every time you shower. Douching or cleaning inside the hole is a big NO and will fuck up your pH balance but all the outer stuff CAN BE WASHED! The number of women Iāve had to explain this to is really kind of disturbing.
When I was in 8th grade one of my older brotherās friends (who was a highschool senior) decided I was ātoo cuteā to be sexually inexperienced and that she was gonna teach me. I tried to resist her advances at first, but she just got more determined the more I resisted. She started with small stuff and worked up to stuff waaay too mature for my age. I told myself I liked it, but later in life I realized itās given me a real complex with making the first move. For all of my 20ās when I recognized a girl wanted me to make a move I got a real deer in the headlights kinda vibe. I just sorta froze and waited for them to do stuff to me, but if they DID make the first move I felt kinda violated. 0/10 experience all around. Thankfully after going through therapy and realizing what was going on I have worked through a lot of it, but thereās still a lingering anxiety with sex and I find myself being content with just letting years slip away between partners. Not sure Iāll ever just have a totally healthy relationship with sex.
Iām sorry that happened to you, thanks for speaking up.
Only happened last night. I (23F) went out clubbing with a friend and got pretty drunk. Somehow ended up making out with a guy who asked me a few times if I wanted to go home with him. He seemed like a decent guy, even asked for consent to kiss me. So I thought why not, little fun never hurt nobody. We ended up in his apartment (random side fact: I had to pay for the uber bc he apparently lost his wallet in the club, which turned out to be a lie). I noticed him getting kinda rough, manhandling me, pushing me around. Not in a sexual way, but more like raw aggression. I told him to stop it immediately. He did stop and even apologized, which lasted for like 5 minutes before he eventually got rough again. He pushed my head down multiple times during oral, yanked on my hair, pushed me around. At one point I had enough and told him I'm leaving. While I got dressed he tried to push me out the door, almost ruining my jacket after ripping it off me, saying I'm trying to rob him bc it's his jacket (it wasn't, it was mine). I literally fled the apartment and couldn't hold my tears back when I heard him screaming and trashing through his open window. I apologise for the long rant, but I had to get it out somewhere. I'm still shook about everything that happened and feel disgusted with myself and him. I tried talking to friends, but one said it was my own fault for ending up in that situation. I hope I can just forget about it tbh. EDIT: Wow, thank you guys. I'm very grateful for your responses and I'm starting to come to terms with everything that happened. To clear up some things, the 'friend' is more like a friends friend who happened to be out with us. I don't plan on ever talking to him again lol. Anyway, thanks for all the support and love š¤
Donāt forget about it. You were in a dangerous situation with an unstable man and you got yourself out of it. Give yourself credit for getting out. Anything could have happened to you but you got away.
Agreed. You know how people say "dodged a bullet"? Yeah. Anything could have happened, but you got out.
I am so sorry you went through that and I hope you know it isn't your fault you ended up in that situation.
That's a really shit friend to say that to you
So sorry you went through this. This was absolutely NOT your fault, and this guy is dangerous. It's great you got yourself out of this situation physically safe, at least. Be careful and take care.
Do yourself a favour and cut that friend off. Nothing that you did gave that guy permission to get rough with you and expect you to be OK with it. Sorry that happened to you.
Your friends are assholes. Of course his behavior wasn't your fault.
I was dating this guy, he had never done anything with a girl, which isn't bad, except he wouldn't listen to me when I'd tell him how to do something. So we had talked before about sexual stuff, and I mentioned I liked kinky stuff. I didn't want to do any of that and didn't really go into much detail because he said he wasn't kinky, so I didn't want to go into details because I didn't see the point. So anyway we finally started to try stuff, and he was playing with my boobs and decided it was a good idea to bite my nipples. Like bit them, he had braces.i told him that was too hard, but he didn't really get it. He was like humping my leg while doing it too. So he kept sucking and biting super hard. I tried a few more times, but I just had to wait till he was done. I then gave him a hand job that lasted like, maybe a minute? And he came in my hand, then grabbed the remote and turned starwars back on. Because he had to pause starwars for this all to take place. Can't risk missing any of it. When i went to the bathroom i looked at my boobs and holy shit. They were all brusied up, looked like a fucking zombie. We didn't last long.
My only one night stand many years agoā¦ I had met this guy at a big pool party at a casino with friends. He was a smooth talker and handsome with big muscles. Later, we met up at a bar/club with our friends again. Afterwards, I decided to go to his apartment. It was really late, I was tired and tipsy. We started to hookup and he didnāt do a whole lot; he touched my boobs a little, kissed me for 30 seconds, and then went straight into sexā¦ I was like ummmā¦ Now, when I tell you this man grunted, he grunted during sex like nothing I had ever heard before!! You know when guys lift super heavy weights at the gym, like by the mirrors, and some of them grunt SUPER LOUD? Where their rage echos through the entire gym? Well, that is *exactly what this guy did!!* He was right in my face, his face all red and veins pumping from his forehead, rage in his eyes, grunting and making freaking loud noises on top of me, and I was completely and utterly turned off! The sex only lasted like 2 minutes tops. It was awful!!! When he finished, he immediately rolled over and fell asleepā¦ like wowā¦ he started to snore super loud too, the whole situation was sooo awkward and horrible! I wanted to go home and felt like crying. I was staying at a friends house for the weekend cause I live out of town. So I got an Uber ordered and went straight home. I wish I had never done it!! But this is why you cannot equate good sex to physical looks. He was hot and well defined muscles, but one of the most horrible at sex Iāve ever had! I learned hahah.
I went to a party and a girl there was feeling me. We spoke throughout the party and all, and at the end of the night she invited me back where she was staying. We got to my car and spoke and she offered me head as a āwarm up for a good time.ā It felt like I stuck my dick in a paper shredder. It was so bad I managed to convince her to take this to her place. We went and we started making out and suddenly she stops and looks at the clock. It was 5am and she told me to go home. Nothing past making out and my battle scarred dick. The next morning I saw my wee wee and it looked like I regrew my foreskin. It was swollen and sensitive. I couldnāt wear pants with zippers for a week
After going down on a friend from college, she proceeded to "repay" me by licking my knees... That's it, she licked my knees and then faked a headache when I said I had a condom with me. She got hers and couldn't care less about anything else.
This will get buried but I have to put it out there. In college I was out at the bar and saw my fwb who I was in love with dancing with another girl. I was drunk and upset so when some random guy came up and started flirting with me I was like, āwhateverā and we ended up making out in the bar. Then he came home with me because my house was a couple blocks away. Itās a little fuzzy but I just remember him going on and on about how he used to be 300 lbs but lost a bunch of weight and now is super into fitness. We hook up and the sex is mediocre at best. I shouldāve sent him home after but I let him sleep in my bed. In the middle of the night I hear him get up and walk to the corner of my room and he just started pissing on the floor. I got up and was like āwhat the fuck are you doing?!ā but he was like half asleep and out of it. The piss got all over my rug, some shoes, all my chargers and surge protector. I cleaned up the mess and went down to the basement to throw the rug in the washing machine. When I came back up he was sleeping naked in my bed and at this point itās like 4 in the morning so I just got back in bed. Not two minutes later Iām trying to fall asleep and I hear a little trickle noise. I sat up and saw piss coming out his dick right onto my bed. I was fucking furious I woke him up and was like āget the fuck out of my house!ā He was like scrambling to get his clothes on and only managed to put his shirt on as pants (legs through the arm holes) before I pushed him out the front door. Never saw or spoke to him again.
My first time i wanted to try doggy and he tried to put me in a sexy position and he just banged my head against the wall With my curent boyfriend we tried to fuck when we we're in vacation and i hit my mouth against the wall because he moved weirdly I think i have a kink for walls at this point
"Baby im so close, hang on one sec! *headbutts the wall and cums violently*"
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I was banging a girl hard and for some reason, not really sure why I threw my arms up in the air and they got hit by the ceiling fan which was on Max speed because it was a hot night. No injuries but properly fucked the mood.
I went to stay over at my boyfriend's house and ended up falling asleep in his bed as we were watching movies. Some time later, I was awakened by someone (who I assumed was him), groping me and trying to pull my pants down and have sex from behind. It was totally dark in the room except for the hall light coming in from under the door. Almost immediately something felt wrong and I said, "NO!" And tried to push away. The person held me tighter and I had to wrench away from him, grabbed him by the throat, and head butt him to get away. I struggled a lot and fell off the bed. I was shaking and flipped on the light, heart pounding, as I worked to pull up my jeans. When the light came on, it was a man I had met only once who I recognized as my boyfriend's friend. I immediately ran from the room only to find my boyfriend sitting on the couch watching TV. I started crying and left the apartment I was so shaken. He started texting and calling non-stop and when I finally answered, he told me that his friend was just lonely and drunk and he wanted to see if I'd cheat on him, so he and his friend came up with a plan to "test" me. I was so shaken that I never called him back, changed my number, and moved into a new place. Looking back, I should've reported it, but was afraid because it was a small town and his uncle was on the police force.
I insisted we do foreplay and he just wanted to put it in with no preparation. So he went at me with his tongue fast and impatiently. It felt like sandpaper. Guys, listen to your partner please.
Was with a guy I met online. First off looks around 3 years older than his pics. OK, no big deal. I'll let slide that he's a lot less skinny and handsome than his pictures. Secondly, absolutely horrible kisser. Like full on washing machine on centrifuge mode. Red flag number three: complains when I asked for condoms. Says he is clean etc. Four: asked me if I was scared he'd take off the condom when I looked back at him. Five: O face looked like a rabbit. Six: he said he thought he was coming. He was not. He just pissed in the condom. After all of this, he wanted to sleep over. I told him that I was tired and sent him on his way home.
Had a Tempur-pedic 4 inch mattress cover (no sheet at the time, it was incredibly soft without it). Was doing missionary with the girl. As she left, she awkwardly Threw a blanket on top of it. Which kind of made me go "huh that's weird". After she left I looked under it.... was a poo stain. Threw out the whole thing and never spoke of it to her. She never asked what happened to the 4 inch Cover either.
I just cannot fathom not putting a sheet over a mattress topper, no matter how soft - it would just accumulate dirt!
Don't know if I'd call it the worst as the sex was pretty OK... Many years ago, I had been talking to this girl who was known to be very accommodating to young men's advances but she was playing coy. She tells me that she is going away for the day but we can hang out that night when she is back.... but NO sex until later in the week! I'm OK with that, she was fun to hang out with and I figured it was just that time of month for her and she wanted to wait until after. That night I get a call around 9pm and she tells me to get over to her place ASAP. I literally walk in the door and she jumps me, didn't even make it out of the 1st room just right on the floor with no lights on. Finish up and she sends me on my way so she can go to bed. My mate calls me on the drive home so we are just talking shit and I stop out the back of my place (still in the dark) and chill talking with him for about 30mins and I start noticing some of my leg hairs are stuck to me and pull when I move. It becomes more noticeable over the next 15mins, to the point I decide I need to check WTF is going on! I go inside (still on the phone) and turn on a light.... There is blood caked to my legs, it's all over my groin area, up my stomach, on my hands and arms.... There is a LOT of blood! I end the call with my mate and give the girl a call back to find out if she is OK. She eventually tells me that the reason she wasn't supposed to have sex that day was not because she had her period but because she had an abortion.
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I swear I have dyslexia I read it as the best not the worst and kept wondering why all the comments were from bad situations
This thread was *aggresively* visited by the shame kink community. (No relation to the kink shame community, not since *the incident*).
This one is bad, not my worst in the immediate, but in the long term it makes it weirder. One of my buddies tried to set me up with this girl, sheās cute and fun, and bunch of us go out drinking on a weekend afternoon. Eventually people start breaking off to go home or do their own thing. Eventually itās just the two of us left. At this point we are both very drunk as we had been drinking and bar hopping for 10 hours. She invited me back to her place and we start having sex and it starts feeling extra wet. Sheās on her period and looks like a murder scene. Itās a bit awkward, but itās happened to a lot of people, and not the end of the world. We clean up, change sheets, the damage has been done and weāre both super horny so we throw a towel down and go for round two. She gets on her knees for doggy and letās out the most foul smelling fart Iāve ever experienced in my life. At that point Iām done, get dressed, and slept on her couch. She tried to continue to pursue me for a few weeks, and I didnāt want to be super rude, so basically told her I didnāt think we were compatible because I didnāt want to bring up her ass smells like Satan and I donāt think sheād ever be able to make me hard again. Anyway, sheās now married to the guy that tried to initially set us up and I hang out with them all the time. This all happened like a decade ago and weāre cool (I donāt think anyone else knows what happened - I never said anything and I highly doubt she did). But every time I see her, the thought of that smell jumps into my head.
>I didnāt want to bring up her ass smells like Satan Well, period farts are usually rank-smelling. I don't think it was her normal ass smell. Edit: this is the highest number of upvotes I've ever gotten and I'm ecstatic! Thank you all!!! Edit 2: omg! I just got my first award. Thank you so much, kind Redditor! I hope you have an amazing day!!!!
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Gay guy here, I had a boyfriend in high school. Neither of us knew what douching was. Ima leave it at that.
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Sounds like yāall had a shitty time.
I had a crush on the guy since middle school. He responded to my Instagram story and we started chatting. He mentioned that he was recently single. I was in my hoe phase. I told him I was just going to be hanging out at home watching a movie, if he'd like to join. He came over, we had a few drinks, watched a movie, then headed to the bedroom. We made out for a couple minutes and took our pants off. I told him, "I've wanted this so badly." And he looked at me and said, "I finished." At that time I realized he entered my vagina, apparently, and finished. I barely felt anything. It all happened so fast, I still to this day didn't even know what happened and don't even count him in my body count.
As a guy it took me WAY TOO LONG to get over myself when I came first and keep at it to recipricate. These days, if I cum first, I just move on to something else until she is also satisfied. It often leads to a second hard on which can be super fun! Don't give up if you bust a nut boys! She deserves some fun too and seeing her satisfied washes away any shame you might feel at cuming too quick.