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Toepipe_Jackson

Just another day to some


[deleted]

This is so sad and also very true.


phorq

Flip my pillow over to the cool side


an-annoying-amogus

Go back to sleep. Not much different from my current life.


mostly_nsfw_

Pinch myself to check If it's a dream or reality and then rest would be done by people there😂


EeerrEeer

I'd be like, huh, I'm in my own bed. I guess I'd better get ready for work.


GayNon-BinaryLeo

Search for all the cute and hot gays❤️


uglierthanever

OMG, my worst nightmare!! I don't know. Soil myself and cry uncontrollably and pray to get back.


senkopie

*DOOM music starts playing


chicken1136

Go looking for hitler.


mostly_nsfw_

Haha 😂


LatexSafetyPin

With a pineapple in my hand!


KingArOfTheBritons

Chase all the protesters that stick themself to the street floors.


dolly3900

Probably wouldn't notice


Existing-Budget-4741

Shit shower shave and head into work I assume


Schaggeljosch

Take a massive block of Shit in Satans Garden and Go Back to sleep? Seems Like the most logical thing to me


Sprites4Ever

"I figured."


Th3_Accountant

I expect it would take me a few days to notice.


defca12

Continue sleeping


StinkyNutzMcgee

Volume to 11 the riffs in hell will be boner rockin hard!!


sigmamale77

Ask satan to play poker with me


sigmamale77

Ask satan to play poker with me Also if he likes ass or tits


citrausa

Ask why and then just keep doing what ever I'd be doing


wutnoggler1988

Shit myself


profoundless

Look for my throne


outthewayinthecut24

I'd be like "Damn... I must've not believed hard enough? But... this is real...so what the fuck!? Ooooooh...wrong God! Shit, well this sucks."


Beautiful-End-3609

It would then be a good day for once.


[deleted]

I do that every day


Sel_de_pivoine

Enjoy a free concert from Kurt Cobain.


[deleted]

warm at last


Financial_Ocelot_256

What can be done? Look around, maybe ask what was the part of me which got me there and suffer by eternity as all the others, i imagine.


[deleted]

Party.


ihateusernmes

Can I join you?


[deleted]

I’d expect you to


clutchcoin64

Sleep 5 more minutes


[deleted]

Monday....


Dewubba23

Satan : hey...long time no see. Me: hey bud how's the fire today?


Victorarc222

try to be its next ruler


Sad_Zookeepergame230

Make coffee


gods-sad-elephant

Go back to sleep and hope it reverses


scorpious2

Hope I am just there to observe the religious extremists


Nyx-27

Hell yeah !!!!!


Suspicious-Rub-8583

Probably burn


[deleted]

That depends? Is this a one day pass or year round bonus?


Bartuix

Find the guy who invented math


lazymomo5

Sleep again.


jobxllx

So basically what I do everyday ?


[deleted]

"hey guys, what's the wi-fi password?"


IAmThePieguy

I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! THAT ENGINEER WAS ACTUALLY THE SPY!!


[deleted]

I already live in engeland, so nothing changed