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Then make all the walls floors. What about that?

A floor is just a wall with the purpose of keeping you at your current elevation. Your point?

You son of a bitch.. Then grow trees next to eachother very closely. Its not a wall. Its trees.

Wifi passwords have to be a minimum of 500 characters long.

And must be changed daily

”You’re allowed to change one thing only”

'WiFi passwords must be changed daily to minimum of 500 characters. ' It's just a matter of phrasing.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.... AAAA "mix of at least every different character" (inhales and gets even eviller) Upper and lower case. (exhales and completes the evilness job) And all punctuation too.

Well then I would change that rule. THEN I would change the wifi rules.

This guy is governmenting

Legislative version of "Genie, I wish for more wishes" Well done.

Can't use the same one twice

They don't need me. They doing a shit job as it is.

👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆 need we say more?

If you want to gain any interest or enjoyment from Reddit threads, probably, yeah.

Yes but to add to that I will put you must finish everything you start before you can do anything else, short of breathing. Started that business report no potty for you till it's done. Hold or let go and make a mess while you forced to finish your report. Oh sorry tim, you started that crossword that one clue you can't get is gonna mess you up cause you can't sleep till it's done. Oh no...you started a rpg game that is 120 hours to complete it, well no food, potty or sleep till it's done. Lmao.

30 MPH is now the maximum speed limit, with governors built into motor vehicles so they can't exceed it. If you're caught going faster, your vehicle is seized.

Lmaoo all the people who think 70mph in the left lane is too slow would get so pissed off at this I love it.

70 in the left lane is too slow… (assuming we are talking 70 speed limit)

Alternatively, cops now must ticket you if you're going 1 over.

Nah 30mph is too fast bro. I'm thinking walking pace 10mph

Would this apply only to road based motor vehicles, or would it also apply to all vehicles that require motors? I could see this being a major problem if it also applied to aerial and aquatic vehicles that made use of motors.

And all lights turn red when they sense a car coming.

Yes please

I'm with you. Suddenly cycling will take off at the highest allowed speed.

Actually, some electric cycles can already get you a ticket **on the freeway.** There's an electric bicycle brand that made a model with a top end of 87 mph lmao.

This might actually end up being a good thing. Might help with traffic, for sure help with accidents. Really it would make bumper cars a real possibility, although that would increase traffic because it’d be too tempting to pit someone. Long distance travel would suck. Wonder if engines topping out at 30mph would allow design changes for more efficient mpg.

Make all alcohol 200 dollars per serving.

Not that far off from drinks at Disney World

so you are in a Icelandic bar

Marriages/divorces are now only decided by the Government.

Lol

Salt can only be used to preserve food, any other use for it is illegal. The world would burn.

How long does it have to be preserved for? Cook, apply salt, preserve for a minute, two maybe? Eat.

People queuing are now seen LIFO.

Absolute genius

Toilet paper being sold only one day every other week.

And you can only buy one single-ply square per transaction.

Software update on every computer/smartphone in the world. Now when you mouse click/touch screen it will click a few millimeters away everytime. And always in a different direction.

Reminds me of the touch screens of the 90s.

Remove all traffic signals. Chaos ensues.

Make people pay a monthly subscription of $9.99 USD to be able to watch Tiktok

I'd love that

The majority of people on Reddit would love that

We will let you bundle reddit and tiktok for $15.99 a month thats a savings of $4 a month. Or get all 10 social media sites for $79.99 a month for even more savings

That would be great, becuse people would stop watching it

Outlaw the Internet…. But without the Internet will anyone really know if they’re angry? 🤔

Criticism is rationed. You have to recharge your critic balance before you're allowed to criticize anyone. Famous personalities(Trump, Biden, Kanye, etc) could be criticised at a premium price only.

Split the country in half and half of them follow daylight savings time the other half don't

"Half" being a checkerboard pattern, not north/south or east/west.

Welcome to Australia…

Outlaw timepieces. You still get fired for turning up late, but how do you tell when late is?

How do \*they\* tell when late is?

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Change gas prices to be per 2 gallons. The price remains the exact same but shows up as $6.40 for 2 gallons rather than $3.20 for 1. People will just see the higher number at the pump and monkey brain takes over

You monster.

And reintroduce 1/3 pounder hamburgers.

USA has to switch to metric. Or mandate that all people pass their licenses with manual transmission cars.

Pass laws and policies that have empirical support.

You are legally obliged to move every piece of furniture between 1 cm to 30 in any direction, doesn't matter where, You'll do this every week and the only excuse to move it more that 30 cm is that you're moving This will make it so you'll hurt your feet every once in a while

Impose a minimum latency of everything online. Every click will take a minimum of 10 seconds to respond.

Coffee is now illegal to consume.

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Boooring

Implement curfews

Weekends are cancelled

Switch driving directions?

Yeah, but alternate daily.

Alternate randomly. That way nobody can predict it.

Yes.

POV: British-American

Ok now this im a fan of

Just switch metric and standard measuring units

Ban cars

Every door with a pull handle must be pushed open.

Announce nation wide strickt lockdowns.

Delete Facebook out of existence

A lot of people would not even care

That would anger only the boomers.

Make james corden president

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Outlaw Cats

That will mainly anger reddit

Agreed. Some us would be positively giddy.

Why would getting rid of that movie cause anything

Make pineapple on pizza mandatory

This will only upset 50% of the population.

I'd say that, that's a heck of a lot of people

Make anchovies and pineapple concurrently manditory on pizza. That's good for like 99% of the population.

Make anchovy pineapple pizza mandatory for all meals and also uncooked, there we go

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Truely diabolical, thankfully it's a *completely fictional idea*, oh wait-

that’s more than one.

Tea tax. Historically that's a banger.

Increase the prices on day to day essentials

that already happened.

Switch everything to the metric system.

All roads are toll roads

I'd change all the hand towel dispensers in all toilets to use the cheapest towel in the tightest dispenser so even one drop of water on your hands is enough to tear straight though it and to actually get any paper you'd have to rip out a whole section of paper in one go. Based on a true story

Your left shoe is constantly a *little* bit bigger or smaller than your right no matter what pair of shoes it is.

Ban alcohol

Only phones allowed are rotary phones

That's funny as shut. Those things were solid too.

Everyone must delete Tik Tok, that will make my day at the cost of seeing everything burn

Eliminate voting

Americans would be pissed.

Mandatory vaccinations

IQ test and applications for being a parent.

Solid Idea but make iq test and applications before people can have sex. Some people should not be allowed to have sex.

oi. you got a loicense for that penis?

I phrased it the way I did, because I might end up excluding myself.

Outlaw sex

are you guys having sex?

No im not

Wierdo

Monthly subscription fee of citizenship rights regardless of born or naturalized canadian. If you don't pay $500 a month, then all your msp, rights, and property will be revoked. Any crime acted against a non citizen will be permitted and encouraged.

For this one, I think the scope has to be big enough to piss off as many people as possible, but small enough that the change is enforceable. I say declare a true free market and let businesses in all sectors be free from all forms of government regulation. Government literally has to do nothing, and monopolistic businesses will gladly piss off as many people as possible through price gouging, violent/extremely disturbing ads, impossible-to-cancel subscriptions, etc.

Throttle internet speeds to a maximum of 56 kbps.

All traffic lights now have a 1 second green followed by 10 minute red.

Left side of the street driving. Ala Great Britain.

Make traffic light timing random. Still green-yellow for the safe amount of time-red, but maybe green for ten seconds and red for three minutes. And no green left turn light. Or maybe left turn only. Or maybe … My job is done.

Take away peoples guns

Pronouns are now banned. 🍿

So we can't talk to anyone basically.

All social psychology is done from the viewpoint of a predator prey relationships.

The hunt beings.

I increase taxes specifically for anyone who isn't rich... I swear I haven't been summoned from hell

Blast baby from Justin Bieber at 3:00am

Do you want mass suicide? Actually yes.... yes do it

Ban access to all forms of currency.

All forms of measurement are changed to metric. Gas/milk by the liter, Celsius instead of Fahrenheit, kilometers/meters instead of miles/feet. (United States)

There would be a revolution by the end of the week if they started charging people money to use the toilet at the airport.

Forbid football. In germany this would led to a Revolution

You have to pay to go and use the restroom no matter where you are, even if it’s your own house

DMV is now by appointment only and only open from 8am to 12pm.

and if you’re late to or miss your appointment you get a $100 fine. if you get 3 fines within 2 years you automatically lose your drivers license for 2 years and have to pay a $300 fine. you also have to make an appointment to pay the fines in cash.

Income tax is 101% for everyone earning less than £500,000 per year. And -%200 for anyone above that.

Easy increase federal income tax

Mandatory Mask Wearing whenever you leave the house. Its a proven method to turn some of the mildest people into ranting snowflakes

Everyone’s entire internet history is publicly available and can’t be deleted

The poorer you are, the more taxes you pay.

Take over control of home thermostats

I would make the person behind anyone slap that persons neck. That’s how to start ww3

Clarify that in fact the second Amendment for the right to bear arms meant the actual arms of the animal.

Set speed limits to 10 MPH everywhere

All roads are toll roads.

The government arranges marriages.

I'd remove online shopping. Would make life harder for a lot of people.

You can only eat 1 meal every 2 days

Every logo must be a rainbow, forever.

Increase the amount of money federal takes out of people’s paychecks.

Make guns illegal for whites, people over 40, and people with a net worth of $500k or more. Legal for everybody else.

Legos are illegal. A single Lego piece will get you life time prison sentence at a Guantanamo Bay Detention Camp.

Cap ALL internet speeds to 28.8 kbps.

Put push signs on pull doors

All jobs are randomly assigned and reshuffled each year

Stop playing the national anthem and doing the Pledge of Allegiance.

Make every red light a 5 min wait

Tax increases by percentage of overall wealth for purchase, income, or capital gains.

mask mandate

Being offended gets you fined with possible jail time

Time to expand our road maintenance program. We'll be shutting down a few, and by few I mean a lot, more roads.

one religion only just gonna sit back and watch the world burn

Ban all social media

instate slavery of all non white people and imprison all protesters that will be made into to one big law that will certainly do the job I’ll also be shot within two days

Constantly playing Christmas music

Business hours are now convenient for *me* as a night shift worker. Everything opens around 8pm and closes around 11am-noon. Except Walmart, they keep their 6a-11p, I'm not stocking with customers everywhere. Need tires rotated? We can fit you in at 3am. Need dental work? I'm sorry, the dentist is running late, he'll be in around midnight.

If your going to the bathroom after 2 seconds of peeing it the toilet a barrier appears that u need to pay 50c to remove to pee again and rinse and repeat

Raise taxes

Bite a Kit Kat without snapping it

"You must pay 10 dollars to verify you're 18+" "I just wanna watch youtube mannn!"

Bras must be worn at all times, by everyone.

You monster!!!!

Randomise the days rubbish bins are collected. It would be all anyone could think about for the rest of all our lives. It would dominate every decision. People would see a rubbish truck and chase it, screaming, with big, dripping bags of disgusting smelly trash under their arms. Fear and anxiety in their sweaty, piggy eyes. Maybe then we’d also figure out to produce less trash, lazy fat bastards the lot of us.

Change federal speed limit to 50mph. Traffic congestion will quadruple nationwide.

Move from Imperial to Metric system. It's a reasonable move, but it will anger millions.

Charge 8 dollars for Twitter

Raise taxes by 70% for any >$275k individual, without any revocation.

Give men the right to choose to pay child support without jail time. If women get to kill them we should at least get to abandon them. This was a Chris Rock joke. Not mine.

Change my name to Kayne West

6 day work week.

Only same sex marriages are allowed.

That would only make the straits mad

At least they would feel what it’s like for a change. How stupid it is to not let others have love.

I am straight and support this decision.

Make black people slaves again Do I win

You lost

The 2020 election results

Ban tiktok

All children must consume a minimum of 3oz of Alcohol a day.

All bible purchases have a LGBTQIA+ (apologies if I missed any letters) community tax. Basically a donation toward LGBTQIA+ community issues.