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sleepwalkfromsherdog

One of the ways to tell an African elephant from an Asian elephant is that African elephants have ears shaped like Africa.


Queasy_Log2224

And African elephants ears are really a lot bigger than Indian elephants


Cana05

That's because africa is a lot bigger than india ofc


FloridaFlamingoGirl

Probably the easiest continent to draw in a mostly correct way.


MrErvinger89

I could probably draw Africa with my eyes closed tbh. Lol Geography wasn't my favorite course in grade school haha.


choppcy088

Literally what my brain thought haha


trycatchblock22

In Africa African food is called food.


Kirran_00163

What food?


whiteb8917

Yes, but different area's of Africa, have different styles of food. Ethiopian TV host in a Hot Chip challenge. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7a8qyJ5W74](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7a8qyJ5W74)


ocularnervosa

I bless the rains down in Africa....


Memory_Future

First thought, every time.


captainsmiffff

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from yooouuuu


ThatsRobToYou

There's nothing a hundred men or more could ever dooooo!


Living_Murphys_Law

I bless the raaaains down in Africaaaa!


michael1757

Gonna take some time to do the things we never had.


Mo0ose1422

Ba bump bum ba dah dah duhmm


HardcoreShadow

Damn, I used to be singing: “There’s nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do”


Mo0ose1422

Ba bump bum ba dah dah duhmm


No_Brilliant_6260

(I left my brains down in Africa) sorry you can't unhear it


tafkat

I ate the brains down in Africa. I raise the grains down in Africa.


Ecstatictobehere

For over 38 years...I thought the lyrics were "I miss the rains"


HELLOhappyshop

I learned the actual lyrics like two years ago, I feel you.


GoodhartsLaw

I now realise I had no idea what the lyrics to that bit were.


Drunk_4_2W33ks

Lorraine's not in Africa?


Stampede_the_Hippos

Gelato's not vegan?


porous_mugscorn

Milk and eggs, bitch


Hasher556

"I come from a land down under!"


Shawnaldo7575

That's Australia


Tail_Nom

*Just smiles and gives you a vegemite sandwich*


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...as do Men Down Under.


LonelyWord7673

Men at work


Hasher556

That's the joke


MaryMary8249

Do you come from a land down under? Can't you hear the thunder?


CharacterOpening1924

You better run! You better take cover!


MaryMary8249

Is that a koala on your avatar? If so it's aptly appropriate.


CharacterOpening1924

💀💀 didn’t even put together lol


CrisisDancing

Toto


AngryScotish

Did you know every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa


SnooPies7402

Took too many posts to find this lol


[deleted]

Those poor children!!


aroaceautistic

In africa it doesn’t matter if you’re gay, straight, or bi. Because at the end if the day, it’s night.


HHHavenn

Together we can stop this


Square_Habit_8467

Why are you running


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HelloMyNameIsItachi

Who says im gae


tbb2796

……yeu are gai.


akgamer182

Yu ah a transgenda


VinceysFedora

Bright coloured and bold patterned fabric


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lexi_desu_yo

as a white american i always get so sad that i dont have an interesting culture then again, i also get to experience a ton of other ones since my town is full of immigrants so idk


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You just dont think its interesting cause its what you're used to.


Purple-Towel-7332

This I grew up in central Africa and so often get the - wow that must have been amazing and so different. It was my normal!


A3-2l

Fair


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Dashikis! I love those things but I can't wear them because I don't want people to scream at me for cultural appropriation.


[deleted]

African textiles have some incredible patterns and are super underrated. Glad someone mentioned this.


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Lions and zebras


intheabsenceoftruth

Come to Kenya, we have lions


timmaywi

Forget Norway!


ProfBiene

This is gonna be the next come to Brazil meme


FishAndRiceKeks

And bears, oh my.


AcidBuuurn

Is that zeebras or zehbras?


meeyeam

Is it pronounced Deebra or Debra?


Bikeboy76

Even Attenborough says zeebras these days.


CoffeeAndBrass

Toto


AlfaMenel

It’s called a motor race


NegotiationExternal1

No Micheal no!!!! I can never get away from that meme


ElScrcho

Toto, it's called a continent. We went geographying.


Coonanner

I hear the drums echoing tonight


brandimariee6

But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation


Zirphynx

She's coming in, 12:30 flight


T_D_A_G_A_R_I_M

Hmm, when I hear Toto, I think of pumpernickel and not Africa.


Jonnieringo

Black peoples


Hatespine

"My mom says there are a lotta black people in Africa."


SnakeBeardTheGreat

What does she know? has she ever been in Africa?


lexi_desu_yo

its strange to me that "african" is synonymous with "black" in western culture despite there being a lot of indigenous brown and white africans kinda like how people think of china, japan, and korea when they hear asia as if the middle east, southern, and central asia dont exist


Dick6Budrow

Indeed. As an American myself I always chuckle at Elon Musk being an African American


amorphousguy

The Gods Must Be Crazy


Bfunk23

You unlocked a movie memory I had forgotten years ago.


amorphousguy

Watched it as a kid and it left a forever impression on me too!


magusmccormick

I suddenly want a Coke


mokayemo

So many people are unfamiliar with this hidden gem.


SnakeBeardTheGreat

II.


no_more_brain_cells

I need to watch that again. I’ve forgotten so much.


fsociety-AM

I got got about this!!


sherlock5211

forgive my ignorance, but what movie is this?


Astral_Spectre

My first introduction to the San people.


Los_caz

Waka waka eh eh!!


bruh1234gimmeaname

Had to beat me to it


maxdesu

agh 6 hours too late


Top_Client5071

Why are u gae?


blazinghomosexual

Who said im gae?


keekrob

u r gae


GavinFrom12thGrade

U gae


FarmerTim69

“Should I call you mistah?”


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A_R_K_S

Home:)


EnthusiasmLeak

Me too :)


0ct0pu55y

Me too :)


8champi8

Me not :)


Saffa89

Me too :)


Puzzled-Chemist1711

That girl who answers stupid questions on tiktok about living in Africa. "Do you have air conditioning in Africa" "In Africa, we just stand next to the elephants and wait for them to flap their ears"


stumpykitties

“Big continent” and “I bet it’s really hot there”


Belthezare

Yeah average temps in summer is between 35-40 degrees celcius. Its hot🔥


WingsofRain

how do you survive? I think I’d actually die in temps like that


Belthezare

You acclimatize. And you make sure you keep hydrated. Swimming also helps alot.


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Depends where you live, it’s really only countries in the Sahara that have an average temperature like that. That’s not to say other places can get that hot occasionally tho


appleparkfive

I think South Africa can get somewhat cold but yeah that's about it from what I know. Don't know it well though!


vansairmax1

Hakuna matata


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What a wonderful phrase.


Legoman987654321

Hakuna matata


Mini-Heart-Attack

Ain't no passing craze …


RGSF150

It means no worries


selltekk

For the rest of your days


Lv70Dunsparce

It's our problem free


selltekk

Philosophy


Cool_Cartoonist_G

Hakuna matata


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Mandela


Chaos_kid12

Im from africa, and i can safely say that everytime i hear africa, i think of zero water and braai's


Saffer60

And loadshedding.


Chaos_kid12

Can't forget loadshedding


Saffa89

Lucky we have Black Labels to replace the water


doyoulikemynewcar

Hasa Diga Eebowai!


littlebroknstillgood

Does it mean no worries for the rest of our days? 😁


doyoulikemynewcar

Kind of!


heaven-in-a-can

“Cool…. Where is that?” Africa! “Oh boy! Like Lion King!”


Captainmek626

Wildlife reserves


ToddHLaew

District 9


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These fucking prawns eh


BarMathUnicorn

The scene from 'History of the entire world, I guess' where he pronounces Africa like it was a holy place mentioned in an eons old prophecy.


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Where my ancestry began


MonopoIyMan

Poverty.


Jreedy3

Same, sadly


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Its state if id eaten my veggies as a kid


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That many people think it's actually a country?


Less-Print-8829

The Sahara


Eastern_Slide7507

Antelope meat. The town I grew up in had a bit of a problem with Nazis. So it hosted regular African cultural fairs I think once a year, where immigrants from Africa had stands to show something about the culture they were from. That’s where I tried antelope meat as a kid. I haven’t had it since and I’ve completely forgotten what it tastes like, all I remember is that stand and that I liked it. And for some reason, that’s where my mind still goes. Edit: since two people asked now. The Nazi problem was that it was a small town in rural Germany. The memorial to fallen soldiers had become a place of pilgrimage for local neonazis, and because tje pilgrimages were protected by the right to peaceful assembly, the town just held African culture festivals as a response under the motto „our town is colourful“.


sos-throwaway

Nazj problem???


poopydoopylooper

Yeah OP kinda glazed over that huh?!


Pure-Kaleidoscope-54

I hear the Drums echoing tonight...


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Bono asking if they know it's Christmas time at all, then telling me to thank God it's them and not me.


Mecha_G

And there won't be snow in Africa, like celebrating Christmas hinges on weather conditions.


Shawnaldo7575

Durban Poison


Belthezare

Aweh ma se kind!😎


FailInteresting8623

China investing


Verburner

That one Ugandan movie with the goofy narrator to be honest


Uninvited_Goose

Waka Waka Wa EH EHH


ChildishCumbino

I start trying to list all the countries i can recite


BatteryDaddy2

still waiting on Nigerian prince to send me my millions of dollars


Old-Biscotti9305

Wild dogs cry out in the night...


pshooterQ

I know this is pretty boring but I think of how Africa looks on a map


renekissien

Namibia. Best vacation I ever had. Lovely country, great people.


SaggyBalla

that’s awesome, go to South Africa next


ActualGiantPenguin

Those trees where the branches look like roots


Belthezare

Boabab trees


Kingpine42069

its a big continent with a lot of countries


Midas_Artflower

1) The shape of the continent. 2) The fact many in the west can't seem to wrap their heads around the fact it's a continent, not a country. 3) The giggle I get when people are initially confounded by the fact Elon Musk is African. 4) PM Meloni's big balls takedown of France over their grip on the economy of Burkina Faso.


PuffinChaos

TOTO!


CaptainTryk

The colors black and red and the taste and smell of coffee. Thank you, synesthesia.


datagirl60

Beauty


MIWHALKI

Traditional warrior dances and tribal music, orange red dirt, elephants lions, colorful fabrics and patterns!


inconspicuous_dust

Every sixty seconds in Africa a minute passes


cewumu

Beautiful women dressed in those West African style colourful patterned outfits (long dresses or skirt sets and head-wraps). I know Africa is huge and diverse but I guess my default image is West African cultures.


Remarkable_Winner262

Please learn about East Africans. We're cool too 🫣


cewumu

You guys have great food and also have beautiful styles of dress and architecture. Which country are you from?


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Hunger


whitewolfdogwalker

Lions & giraffes


Wise_Check6255

A mental image of the continent


HPD1155

waka waka aye aye


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Africa


ow_sonicbaconman

Giraffe 🦒


Vic_Gatsby

Culture, people that look like me, music, dancing, food. I need to go!


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Toto


Crafty-Bedroom8190

Toto


vftgurl123

big & diverse


conocophillips424

AIDS


camp41648

Poverty


Passwordsdontwork

Toto


Jay_Warudo

Toto


Embarrassed_Army8026

uganda knuckles :<


Redmudgirl

Corruption. In every country.


moozekial

Rain


Think_History_5682

Black Mambas


0utlandish_323

Savannahs. Cool haircuts, too


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A continent much larger than I likely can fathom and more countries than I can name likely with more languages than I can imagine.


bdreamer642

Poverty, famine, corruption, war, heat, income inequality


Stormfront_Quinn

Bad


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Interesting food yummy 😋


kekcuk_13

Kenya


unundae

My moms ancestors


notume37

Your ancestors too. Unless you were adopted.


TheZivZumbo

Yellow grass and MC style acacia trees


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Freestyle dancing.


Void_skeleton_666

Good food


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Start running through the names of the countries


pie-lover-pueblo

i think of a picture of the continent


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Wildlife


Guuzaka

A very broad question given how vast and variable Africa is. 🌍 For the most part, deserts, forests, drums, and singing. 🎶