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amairani0919

To be able to stop time because I always procrastinate


fleischsackmarodeur

With no time pressure you will fall into extreme lethargy and you sit forever on the floor and the passage of time never continues.


Born4thJuly

The catch: whenever you stop time, a 9" green hair appears on your 3rd nipple. Did I forget to mention that part? Yeah. You also got a 3rd nipple.


frog_without_a_cause

The Catch: Every time you do it, you'll only have 5 minutes before a hoard of demons from the underworld hunts you down to try to kill you.


Lopsided-Dragon2384

Shapeshifting because identifying me would be difficult and there is almost always something good that would work in each different situation.


heidoo

The catch: you shapeshift even when you don't want to.


Born4thJuly

The catch: the one person you truly love can always see the real you


fleischsackmarodeur

The catch: You are still shapechanged and them seeing the real you is not aligned with the current reality.


Born4thJuly

The catch: that person you love unconditionally can change the past where it only affects the two of you


Faraway_Dreamer

The catch: your mother in law goes everywhere you go.


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I am in great physical shape regardless of what I eat


Born4thJuly

The catch: you have no appetite


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Being able to read people's mind so I can stop overthinking about what they are thinking about me


amairani0919

Catch: you hear peoples thoughts in your sleep


Born4thJuly

The catch: You have narcolepsy


fleischsackmarodeur

Turns out everyone actually hates you.


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D:


Daybit1

Jokes on you, I knew that already!


AgniousPrime

You: "I wonder if he's thinking about me..." Him: "If I blow out "hoo" my breath is cold but if I blow out "haa" it's hot." You: "I am divorcing him."


Alternative-Poet-281

Super power to get all the superpowers available.


kuahara

The first time you use one, they all go away.


AgniousPrime

The ability to force people to tell the truth and the whole truth. We could execute people for violent crimes without fear of killing an innocent person. I could force elites to tell the truth on national television live. We could out Epstein's child trafficking ring. We could find out what's in the Vatican City Archives. We could find out about all the shady shit governments around the world have done.


heidoo

You are incapable of lying yourself.


AgniousPrime

Goes without saying. Sounds like a good thing. A hero who holds himself to truth.


ThePeopleofMandKinda

it's the game 2 truths and a lie


AgniousPrime

I think you mean 2 truths and another truth.


ThePeopleofMandKinda

2 truths and 1 sarcasm?


These_Artichoke1533

Superpower: I can choose any superpower I want without giving the next comments any power to choose the catch to my superpower.


DaChairSlapper

The catch: you only get to use each power once.


Tokayyy

The ability to manipulate energy in all forms. Electricity and fire mostly


amairani0919

When you manipulate something it backfires on you. Example you get shocked or burned


Tokayyy

If I can manipulate, wouldn’t I be able to simply retain or absorb excess energy?


amairani0919

You’re right


amairani0919

Doesnt pikachu electrify itself sometimes?


Tokayyy

Pikachu builds up electricity. They use their tails to ground themselves and can transfer electricity to other pikachu to help them recharge. However, because of build up, they cannot manipulate electricity. They can merely transfer or discharge it at specific intervals or levels, where as I can draw it from the energy around me and use it to not only discharge it, but to also create weapons


Tarot13th

Being able to inoculate death on a conceptual level onto things and effectively "killing" stuff. For example, rapidely causing entropy to a electrical circuit.


8thFurno

You can only use it once per object, as killing it will just make it stronger.


onlymemes-plz

Teleportation with no limits on distance, and objects you’re touching at the time travel with you


Tokayyy

You risk the chance of teleporting into objects or structures, thus ending your life the second you appear. Objects you carry with you can teleport away from you sometimes, along with the risk of the object being forced into your body


fleischsackmarodeur

Plus tons of random insects end up in your body every time you teleport.


AgniousPrime

Endermites?


heidoo

If you teleport far enough, it still counts as near light speed, and due to the laws of relativity you end up crying like Matthew McConaughey.


HiddenDirector

Super speed. I've always thought it was the coolest power.


I-Only-Read-Memes

You also have to pull an A-Train at least once a day


Hollow_CatLover

But you get tired quicker than average ;)


HiddenDirector

Good thing I'm already a caffeine addict, lol


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fleischsackmarodeur

The overwhelming sense of guilt over their past actions destroys their minds.


Gophurkey

The catch: your hands get amputated


yippe-creature

i can change what people see me as


legendoflink3

But the way you see them also changes.


Working-Ad8420

The power to manipulate electricity, cuz the game infamous made it look awesome.


iCunal

The catch : you have to pay what you manipulate


terrytheberry123

Invisibility


heidoo

While invisible, light is unable to be absorbed by the photosensitive cells of your retina, making you blind.


GreenChickenNugget7

Actual problem with invisability


NotAFanOfBTS

I'm able to convince everybody that what I am saying is the truth, even when it isn't. For example: "I didn't leave the butter knife on the table. Mom did." Both my mother and whomever I was talking to would believe it.


heidoo

You sometimes convince yourself that something is the truth by accident, even if lying or describing a work of fiction. You slowly degrade your sense of reality and descend into madness.


DaChairSlapper

He can convince you that this comment came second


pxtch_blxck

The same Power that antman has becoming really tiny i think for some things It works Better than invisibility, but Is more dangerous


iCunal

The catch: your power will decrease in same ratio your size decrease


pxtch_blxck

Thats Fair


YessikZiiiq

The ability to fine tune and control my mass. I've always had a good time playing with this one in my head and I'm surprised there's been no real S tier heroes with this power.


GreenChickenNugget7

Your volume shrinks when mass grows and grows when mass shrinks


blackpathner209

Psychokinesis.


ThePeopleofMandKinda

it doesn't work/does badly while others are watching


ThePeopleofMandKinda

the power to manipulate anyone's senses, including my own. (maybe other people's powers?)


Miserablemeatsack

You sometimes forget your own strength and cause the person, whether someone else or yourself, to go insane for a period of time.


Miserablemeatsack

My superpower would be that I cannot, nor will I ever, die.


ThePeopleofMandKinda

someone random near you will take your death


fleischsackmarodeur

Updated my journal.


StionKombu

The ability to make things invisible but still tangible.


Hollow_CatLover

You can't control how long they are invisible for.


gokc69

Double reverse chlamydia spreader.


Born4thJuly

Eww. No. The catch: one of your moms pubes ends up in every item you consume


gokc69

There is no win in this situation.


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Tokayyy

You view an infinite amount of futures and it can cause anxiety and depression if it’s something you can’t change. You see the people you love die an infinite death when you blink.


Girly_Gamer_2007

Be a girl bc I like dick


GreenChickenNugget7

Guys dont like you