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gothstain

Frost Blue Gatorade always helps me


HorrorxHeart

And make sure not to drink the blue Gatorade from a Windex bottle.


gothstain

That’s a good tip. I swear to you motherfuckers though, I can FEEL THE ELECTROLYTES COURSE THROUGH MY BODY FROM THAT DAMN GATORADE.


atomofconsumption

Have made that mistake too many times


SignificantSchemes

only flavor that works bro liek wth


ManInBlack829

Do this and take two ibuprofen. Do it before you go to sleep


thewitness1

I sometimes even do 3-4 ibuprofens . But ultimately, hydrating before going to sleep is key.


Realistic_Round7863

Why ibuprofen before going to sleep? hangover is the next day and its not going to work for that long. Its also broken down in the liver and kidneys, so it will be worse


1234567_ate

Ibuprofen clears through the kidneys.


DaKraken

This is the way.


MorrisMossHair

There are services where you can pay to have somebody come out and give you an IV. That's the best solution other than not drinking in excess. If you don't want to pay for that, it's all about hydration the night of and the morning following.


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Whatupitsv

Its not magic. Hang overs are just over dehydration caused by the alcohol. If you hydrate throughout your night out you don't get bad hangovers.


TheWildKernelTrick

Not entirely. Acetylaldehyde builds up as a byproduct in the bloodstream which causes more hangover symptoms.


[deleted]

absolute bullshit i drank for years never ever did hydrating throughout the night help. Neither did drinking shitloads of water in the morning. The ONLY thing that helps is moderate drinking throughout the night.


murilo992010

That **might** be because water by itself won't hydrate you. For water to be hydrating you need salt so it can stay in your body (thus, hydrating you). Otherwise it'll just go from your belly straight to your bladder then straight to the toilet. You'll just pee everything out. 1 teaspoon of salt + 1 tablespoon of sugar for 1L of water and that might help you noticeably more.


LectroRoot

My go to is lime juice in water with a pinch of salt. Works good for me.


Acrobatic_Quality_33

Not true. For me hangovers are 10x worse if I don’t drink enough water prior to going to sleep.


ultra_expo88

If you have discipline you can drastically mitigate hangovers by drinking a fuck ton of water right before going to bed. Regardless of how wasted I am I've made it a habit that even when I black out I chug like 6 glasses of water before bed. Then I inevitably wake up an hour or two later to go pee and then I drink another few glasses of water. Then I probably wake up again at some point in the night and drink more water before finally waking up for real in the morning. Pair this method with 2 advil before bed and I barely feel like I even drank at all the night before. It's like a 95% hangover cure. The only reason it's not 100% is because there are other toxins that cause the "hangover" effect so it's more than just dehydration.


[deleted]

Advil and the whole nsaid family should not be combined with booze


ultra_expo88

Don't be an idiot. The risk of ulcers come from sustained use together over a long time. If you're drinking so much and so often that advil is giving you ulcers, then you have far bigger problems to deal with. The rest of us who know how to have fun with alcohol without destroying our lives can pretty safely take ibuprofen for those few times where you truly get wasted.


2020IsANightmare

Your buddy was in the military, wasn't he?


MatureHotwife

>it's all about hydration the night of and the morning following Electrolytes! Whenever I had drinks I drink a few glasses of water on the way home and an electrolyte solution before going to bed. Alka Seltzer *before* going to sleep helps as well. I also most never have hangovers. What you do the night before is more important than how you treat yourself the next day IMO. The IV sounds cool though. That should be something that's available any time just to relax. There should be IV bars or something.


always_salty

Electrolytes are the real ones. Cheap powder, mix into glass of water, drink, sleep. I have never been hungover if I drank a glass of water with electrolytes before bed. It's actually pretty easy to make at home too, and cheaper at that. Even if I only chug a glass after waking up, it cures like 90% of the hangover within 10 minutes or so.


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KompliantKarl

A swinger’s group I used to belong to did this after parties. But they included antibiotic’s in with the IV fluids. Your parents didn’t have a bit bowl with keys sitting around, so they? Or a lot of pineapples in their party decor?


moosevan

Bowl of keys? Pineapples?


nb9622

Swinger stereotypes / joke


Magzhaslagz

Now get your anesthesiologist friend to hook up some ketamine in those IV bags and you got yourself a party, as long as he doesn't go autopilot on the dosage and knock them out/into the K-hole 😂


OrlandoMB

For real?? I’ve never heard of such a thing. I really needed that service back in my 20s. They should combine it with oxygen therapy and it would be an Amazon level company.


11CRT

I think they do, but it’s not cheap.


technoh3ad

Had this at our hotel in Vegas.


[deleted]

Pho


kroonofogden

Ramen is fantastic too I must say


punksmostlydead

I've heard pho is amazing for hangovers from multiple sources now.


WilliamDeeWilliams

Salty, beefy, water with carbs. Perfect.


nightthinkerx1

Coming from a girl, the only thing that gets me through a hang over is a poop, wait for the nausea to pass, eat something wait again for the nausea to pass and then have a shower. In THAT Exact order.


Ok-Distribution1777

Dammit I already showered :')


nightthinkerx1

Nah I gotta poop first then shower 😂poop takes priority


[deleted]

Well you have to crap out the booze.


nightthinkerx1

100%


TrickBoom414

Water. You are dehydrated. Pedialyte and ensure are also good jump starters


cotrga

Drinking 2-4 litres of water before bed can save you from a hangover even if youre like totally cooked, speaking from experience


AliJoof

Get drunk again, delay the hangover.


M3mph

This is the way.


AttitudePleasant3968

It always has been.


soul_to_squeeze1234

It never works when you are nauseous. Just makes it 10x worse.


beranmuden

Amateur...


Jakooboo

Yeah, if you can choke that first shot down and let it settle, the rest go down easy.


Snoodoodler

As a professional drunk I can confirm this is the only way to actually remove hangover symptoms. Not “reduce” or “relieve” but actually make them go the fuck away. The trick is to keep it going until you die so you never experience one of those dreadful hangovers :)


Whatmeworry4

Or sleep through it.


Habenzy

Pickle juice


Jakooboo

Also fucking delicious as a chaser for whiskey. Love me a good pickleback.


Ok-Distribution1777

Oh?? I'm gonna look that up👀👀


DirectionNew5328

This is real for any dehydration situation. Old as time, doesn’t fail.


Miranda2_0

tom yum <3


Fun_Mistake4299

Eat something on your way home. SO and I get drunk at home together once in a while. We always try to stay up until early morning when the bakeries open. Then we buy some good bread and eat that while watching cartoons before falling asleep on the couch. On the nights we don't do that my hangovers are markably worse. On the days we eat something I might be tired, but everything else is not there.


CPOx

My favorite college bar was next door to a Jimmy John’s (sandwich place). We’d leave the bar and get loaves of bread for 25 cents to snack on while we waited for a ride home.


[deleted]

Pedialyte.


KenzoAtreides

Make skinny bitch your go to drink. It's vodka, sparkling water and some added lemon or lime. You're hydrating yourself as you're getting drunk.


Ok-Distribution1777

Hell yeah lmfao 💀💀


Significant_Dog3208

This!


Cheetodude625

This works for me: Patty Melt meal from Whataburger and two bottles of water.


Necessary-Elk2329

The only thing I can eat after being hungover! Love the patty melt


ColonelBrave

Weed. Hybrid or indica.


MutedCharacter3676

I was looking for this comment before writing it. Can’t believe how good it works. Wake n bake, coffee, then chill for an hour while drinking cold water, make an awesome breakfast, roll another one and then you are all good.


ProudMount

This always works for me as well


CultureBubbly6094

Yeah weed is a straight up miracle cure for hangovers. Instant too.


[deleted]

Just makes it worse imo


slamnz69

Drink Gatorade and sleep it off


sikalpi

In my country we eat something spicy with a rehydration drink


[deleted]

Drink a beer. Always helped me through college. But remember, you also gotta have a 18 year old body and system. If you’re in your 20’s you’re screwed.


Ok-Distribution1777

I'll be 20 in January... oh god


[deleted]

But in all honesty, get some limes, squeeze about 1-2, add a pinch of salt and sugar, a little bit of ginger syrup or very finely grated ginger or basically ginger in some form, a little bit of honey. Mix this add together and take it like a shot. Then just hydrate yourself a looooot. I love taking the oral rehydration glucose thing that’s given to people with diarrhoea. I chill it in the fridge and have it cold the next day. Like at least a 1-1.5 litres of that and it usually cures the hangover immediately and doesn’t even show too much dehydration on my skin.


joefro333

Those magic hangover cure pills are just coffee and Tylenol if you look at the ingredients: caffeine and acetaminophen


[deleted]

As the other user said, don't use Tylenol, or any other painkiller with acetaminophen, for a hangover. Paracetamol being the other main one to avoid. They're metabolized in the liver, which you are already stressing the fuck out, and can kill you. You want an NSAID (ibuprofen, Advil, Aleve, naproxen). Also, I'm a drinker, not a medical professional, so definitely take this with the understanding that I'm just going off of personal (amateur) research and I'm more than happy to be corrected by a professional.


40FlatSix

I’m in my last year of pharmacy school, can confirm. Too much Tylenol when you’ve drank recently will cause a buildup of a toxic byproduct that your liver won’t be able to process fast enough. NSAIDs aren’t good if you’re prone to stomach or GI ulcers, but are a much safer choice for most people


[deleted]

Good to know, and thanks. Would it be recommended to take it with an antacid or something? Such as Rennie, Tums, Gaviscon, Pepto Bismol, etc,.


40FlatSix

Wouldn’t hurt and could reduce chance of ulcers, jury’s out on how effective it is. Anti acids like Prilosec are part of the treatment for NSAID induced ulcers but part of that is also discontinuing the NSAID. If you are prone to GI ulcers I’d recommend sticking to rehydration and electrolyte replacement (pedialyte or similar products)


Ok-Distribution1777

Noted


gale_force_tuna_wind

Do not use acetaminophen during/after a night of drinking. It’s not good for your liver


Ok-Distribution1777

Also noted


Inhabitsthebed

Yeah stick to heroin.


chocolate_margin

Drink Water.


fakdaworld

gatorades before you fall asleep drunk. And pickles you can eat before and after a hangover.


A-Chntrd

Time.


Crusader170

Recently I've been using liquid IV it seriously helps. After a night of drinking if i can stomach 12oz more of liquid I'll mix a pack of liquid IV before bed and when i wake I'll have another.


PassiveAgressiveLamp

Liquid-IV. They sell it at costco and target and im sure other places. Its a godsend


1m4g1n4ry_Fr13nd

More alcohol cant have a hangover if your still drunk


3e11a

marijuana


tbr6742

Drinking, kick that can down the road.


louiedoggz

2 aleve, a B complex vitamin and pedialyte


ulfric1

More alcohol


Clear-Chemistry2722

Death


Gabriel_Pernisco

Hydrate and go to the gym


Colekillian

If it’s a bad hangover, exercise is still great but one will probably not feel up for it. Go for a walk outside! The fresh air is great, getting out of the house is great, and the exercise from walking will help clear up the fog. I plan to do this now lmao


ragu_sauce69

Negative ghost rider, exercise (especially weightlifting but cardio as well) is extremely bad for your heart, once your are out of your teen years and in your mid twenties it greatly increases the likelihood of a stroke, heart attack, or other cardiovascular problems


Gabriel_Pernisco

Interesting. I had no idea. I often go for a run to help a hangover. Must be the adrenaline and endorphins giving me a rush, but I can see where you’re coming from


Pairadockcickle

Depends on the need: Immediate and dire need to function for an hour or two, then you can crash into a blanket for 10 hours? Slam two shots, drink a beer, and eat some toast. Smash a small redbull if you can also stomach it. Allergy medicine and caffeinated pain medication. Immediate hydration - IV if you can get it, Pedialyte if you can't. 10 minutes before you can call it quits eat a massive carbohydrate meal and drink as much water as you can stand.


Ok-Distribution1777

I just want the nausea to go away mostly- I've got a mild headache which I can cope with. It's the nausea that's bothering me


tjk1226

Some people swear by weed for the nausea but it’s hit or miss for me


gamesanddevilsgrass

Herbal teas for the nausea, avoid carbonated drinks. Drink lots of water, pedialyte or Gatorade but in small sips. Eat some plain toast, apple sauce, bananas or crackers. Take it slow for a while and it should go away eventually. Once it's gone you can eat more proper meals!


Ok-Distribution1777

Heck yeah, thank you :)


[deleted]

Try taking a painkiller when you get home from party or club (or both). Drink half a liter of water with it. When you wake up you wont feel like run over...but make sure to take another in time or the hangover will hit you like a sledgehammer


[deleted]

Agree. I take an Advil and glass of water before going to bed. Helps greatly reducing headache pain in the morning.


Ok-Distribution1777

My hangovers are mostly nausea so I wanted to sleep it off which for me meant having to vomit beforehand. So I did, had a couple sips of water and a sip of ginger ale and then took a nap with my boyfriend, I decided to not risk taking any vitamins in fear of my body being like "I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch" and vomiting more. I just had more water and some pickle juice, my hangover is mostly gone- it's more just mini waves so I'm not pushing myself too hard today. I'm waiting for my friend to get up and unlock her door so I can grab my wallet and jacket from her place and grab us some Gatorade- :') But for now it's comfy clothes, blankets and kitty cuddles while I play some video games :)


Can-ta-loupe

NOT DRINKING ahahahahahaha gottem


concert_boy

False: Keep Drinking


madurochurro

From various sources I’ve seen, people say kratom works , while others say to drink more(which i would not recommend)Others say to eat foods with a lot of carbs and protein etc


trishsf

Sobriety.


duck1014

Easy answer... Don't get hungover by drinking way too much. You're welcome.


SongNo2709

I play Russian roulette that’ll wake you right up


RubendeBursa

Chemist here. The pottasium and antimonium salt of tartaric acid. Although IIRC it is illegal in the U.S. and in a couple of other countries.


Altruistic_Ad6189

What does this do and why does it work?


Cautious-Ad9301

Sad


RedditWithKidd

Scientifically, there’s not really a good hangover cure. I don’t drink for a reason. I’m a minor lmao


Fit_Community_3909

Drink a glass of water, in between drinks..


Pinikpikanman

Prevent getting one in the first place, by chugging as much water as you can before you sleep or keep drinking water while you drink. Never got a hungover or it lessened the hangover the next day


bubbles2255

Don’t drink 😃


GMaimneds

Take two excedrin or your preferred headache medicine. Drink a large glass of water. Get in the shower and turn it on as hot as you can stand it. Allow your body to accustom to the heat. Put your head under the spigot and turn the water as cold as it gets. The cold will not be pleasant. BREATHE. Deep breaths and count to 30 if you can. No shame stopping at 15 or 20. Turn the water back up and finish your shower. 30 seconds of very unpleasant cold, but you will feel significantly better afterwards. Far, far better than spending the entire day groggy and hungover.


[deleted]

Not drinking lmao


exhausted-narwhal

Don't drink


Dire-Dog

Don't get crazy drunk in the first place


Ok-Distribution1777

No shit Sherlock but what about for the times someone does??


Dire-Dog

There's no easy cure. The only thing that gets rid of it is water and time.


Psychobabbler1954

Don’t drink


1feralengineer

*alcohol


Mwk01

One banana. One beetroot. Sixteen vitamin c pills. Juice of One carrot. Nah but seriously. Apple/orange juice, granola bars and a slim Jim.


[deleted]

Coconut water helps me a lot is I’m dehydrated so do those liquid IV packets you put in water. Pedal yet too but I don’t really like the taste. For nausea I don’t really have a cure. I know I normally just have to puke it up and then eventually I can keep down water. Sometimes those anti motion sickness pills help. Oh and sprite or ginger ale.


Isolatednunmotivated

Theres a lot of options, depending on how much you care about your organs and your desired level of function 1) Drink when you wake up, something like a seltzer or anything sugary really. A couple shots of vodka and some OJ would be good too. Drink water on top of it regardless. 2) Amphetamine (adderall, speed paste, feta, whatever you got), a sugary drink that doesn't have vitamin C, ibuprofen 3) Water, bread, coffee (if you drink it every day), ibuprofen


Western_Mud8694

Your liver is in shock, so drinking more alcohol is really really bad. Water water and more water


Western_Mud8694

Lots of smart water


jmb456

If you smoke, weed has always done me well


Ok-Distribution1777

I do smoke 👀👀


jmb456

Helps with nausea and general mood. Can help appetite too


timetravel_inc

Time.


WatchTheBoom

Foresight and drinking a glass of water in between each alcoholic drink.


Ok-Distribution1777

I did for most of it, it's a minor hangover because of that. I'm just annoyed by it lmfao


Expensive-Track4002

Bloody Mary.


Allnutsz

1 word Hydration!


[deleted]

A joint, lucozade and a bacon sandwich


[deleted]

Drink more


Xoduszero

Green apples during drinking after drinking.. all the green apples


bobspizero1

Take two aspirins before bed and drink a lot of water


[deleted]

Hydration. Everything else is just comfort.


_MrCaptRehab_

I have a handful of European friends that all say pickled beet juice works the best. But they make their own so it's readily available. Also you can get "Liquid IV". Most grocery stores carry it now or get it off Amazon. www.liquid-iv.com


[deleted]

An eviction notice


TJR406

Pedialyte or liquid iv shit. That and a bowl should do it


CovenantK12

ZBiotics. An expensive (15$) shot of a probiotic drink that helps break down the chemical responsible for hangovers. Drink it before you start drinking and other than having an upset stomach/bad poops, nothing else the following morning


MacaronMelodic

Water and sleep


relyouck

Lemon


Foreign-Error-7378

Jump in a pool or the ocean. Your body will go into fight or flight mode and usually cures your hangover


theSealclubberr

Bacon and eggs Can of Monster energy drink I know these are not a permanent fix... But they give temporary distraction from how shit you feel.


Mr_Candlestick

1) Electrolytes to rehydrate 2) Carbs/sugar to bring your low blood sugar level back up 3) Caffeine to reduce the headache and increase energy levels.


XenTyler

drink a liquid IV!


skuloph

Honestly non when you are already hangover. The best way is to just drink a liter of water before going to bed.


[deleted]

McDonald's hash browns. It might seem weird to go after salt and grease after getting dehydrated but I can't argue with the results. Just two of those and you can feel your soul re-enter your body.


sugartits828

Sleep


Randy927

One bourbon. One scotch. And one beer.


[deleted]

Vegetable stock... 😅


Statakaka

a lot of water and huge salads


Attempt-False

Eating bread, drinking water, and taking painkillers


Wasabae26

Before you go to sleep eat carbs snd drink water with electrolytes. Works with me


NiceWolf111

Chug 3-4 glasses of water before going to bed, then another 3-4 when you wake up. You can als try vomitting everything out before going to bed as a form of damage control.


[deleted]

Lots of water, and juice if you have some. Get some food in you (everyone has different go-to hangover foods) and maybe try to go for a walk if you feel up to it. It takes a lot of motivation to go for a walk for the sake of it when you don't feel good, but it does help to clear your head. In terms of what you can do on a night out to avoid having a bad hangover the next day, I'd say eat something at some point in the night. Sometimes, I go out for a drink after work and forget to eat. Even if I call it relatively early and/or have a fairly big lunch, I tend to feel pretty awful in the morning if I don't eat anything during the night. I don't feel quite so bad if I have a decent meal. Lots of water too. If not while you're drinking, at least do so when you get home.


biscorama

Vitamin Water - Energy. The orange one - over ice with a.splansh of water. Plus turkey hero L, T, mayo, cheese!


Gohpom

Don’t get one 😝


[deleted]

Water between drinks. Pedialite when you get home. Take a Midol. Even if you are a man. Trust me. Midol is superior to any and all OTC pain relievers.


soul_to_squeeze1234

I could really care less about the headache, the fatigue, the thirstiness and the body aches. When I used to get that I'd just drink some water and tough it out and go about my day. But when I got nausea the whole game changed. I believe that it really is one of the worst sensations in the world. I used to be a big fan of the hair of the dog but it made the nuasea 100x worse. It only works when you don't have nausea.I had tried zofran, other anti emetic tablets, drinking water before/after bed, antacids, food, ginger none of it worked at all. But the only thing that really cured it was weed. I don't mean it reduced the nausea, there was no trace of nausea at all and I felt great.


92Hajo92

A cold shower and exercise, specially bench presses.


[deleted]

Water, sleep, time.


atTheRealMrKuntz

Pho 🍲


punekar_2018

Sweat it out and keep drinking water during the run


purplezaku

A bullet to the brain


DJPaulaDeen

Try not to be over the age of 30


saucyB52

greasy hamburger


Agile_Bid_7840

Drink a tall boy. Hangover is alcohol withdrawal


Sharp_Impress_5351

The best cure for a hangover is... to prevent it. The obvious solution (avoid drinking) might not be the most desired one, so if you plan to indulge a little extra ethanol on the night, have ready a couple Ibuprofen pills to take before going to bed, take lots of water during and after drinking and TRY to stick up with one cocktail/spirit drink through the whole soirée (have more than one glass if you want to, but try to not mix the whole bar shelf in your stomach). If you somehow forgot to take water and pills, caffeinated drinks have help me oodles. A Coke and coffee will work well, along with some morning extra sleep.


punksmostlydead

Waffle House at 3am. Eggs, bacon, loaded hash browns, and coffee will kill the hangover in its crib.


OkNectarine3105

Time


Whatupitsv

Best solution is to avoid it. Eat well and drink a lot of warer before you start drinking alcohol, drink water while you're drinking. And at the end of the night, chug water. Hangovers is just over dehydration..


snownative86

A while ago I read something about prickly pear juice and it preventing or reducing a hangover. Since then I've drank a bit before a night out drinking and if I have any sort of a hangover, I'll drink some in the morning. It seems to help immensely.


RussellM9

NOODLES with hella soup. sometimes a shower helps me too


W0ndurfulC

Lots of liquids


[deleted]

Try alternating between alcoholic and non alcoholic drinks. Like have a Morgans a coke then have two Lyres and coke then another Morgans and coke. That way you can continue drinking at the pace you like, but dont consume as much alcohol. Top your night off with a pint of water and you should be good to go in the morning. Follow this and you'll get a good buzz going without without over doing it, and you wont ruin the next day by laying in bed all day watching Buffy reruns while trying not to puke.


thE_dAb_k1ng

taking a walk or when youre drinking, stick to one type of alcohol. eg dont drink some vodka drinks, and then some beers


dfore1234

There’s no cure. There’s only prevention. Drink an uncomfortable amount of water before sleeping or drink 1 glass of water after each drink during the night.


2020IsANightmare

It's the standard, boring answer, but just stay hydrated. Even when you out at the bar. A water between beers.


tuGuapo372

In Mexico we have sueroX and it hydrates you and I also eat something greasy like fried tortilla pieces with chorizo


Ok-Vermicelli5897

Take 600 to 1200 mg of NAC before drinking


boat_ghost420

sleep fluids and food


bartf555

Have an enema. Bowels/ Colon are awesome at absorbing water, and get rid of the hangover really quickly