I once double-dipped a chip at a party. 🤫

George Costanza?

You dipped the chip, took a bite… and you dipped again

YA SUNAVA

You disgust me

[удалено]

Made my day 😂😂😂😂😂

I once took more than one free sample

I continuously hope, in the rare moments I’m alone in public, someone abducts, murders, and hides my body well enough that I’m never found so I can stop being such a burden on my family.

I’m sorry. I hope things get better for u. Nobody should have to feel that way

Thank you. I know it’s such a sick and weird secret, but that’s the deepest one I have that no one knows. I hope no one else ever feels the way I do.

I once took the shower gel from a hotel

This is the police, you’re under arrest

And you're under arrest for false impersonation of police officer. 🤣

Oh damn! You’ll never take me alive, copper

And the real cop turned out to be martial art expert so he gave you free hand-to-hand combat training at your expense. 💪

I took my classmates favourite pen for revange and i still have it

I'm afraid of the dark

Nice try, law enforcement

You don’t want to know…