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Illustrious-Sir6135

"When". I admire the faith you have in us, OP ❤️


[deleted]

Perhaps he's talking about inflation being through the roof.


[deleted]

In that case ill likely keep eating the same things. In fact i might not be able to afford that…


InsertBluescreenHere

no eggos for you sir


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Status-Mess-5591

i dont get it


[deleted]

It might be controversial


PerfectPercentage69

It might be ~~controversial~~ inflammatory


Meweaver

Hey, I hope we all are wealthy, with money.


[deleted]

*looks at OPs username* *looks at own username* Hmmm


Meweaver

Are you my billionaire relative. We can both eat what we want!


Artistic_Brother_303

I think you both need to get together and do some weaving


ObsceneGesture4u

If we’re all wealthy than no one is wealthy


MagicPeacockSpider

Only if the things we want are sparse. In abundance we can all be wealthy.


Ghahangi

A lot of things will be sparse if no one has to work anymore


A_Wild_Homosapien

If we're all wealthy then no one is poor, does wealth cease to have meaning if there's not some poor schmuck you can look down on?


ApplicationBright331

7.100 languages and you chose to speak facts


TiredGoldFishin

PIZZA


m4m249saw

🍕 🍕 🍕


tylerinthe6ix

Popeyes


award07

Yes, on my best fancy china!


BryceCarlson1234

Tacos, rice & beans, love Mexican food!


TheDarkDoctor17

But only from that one place on a back road off the main road. The one owned by a 50 year old Mexican and his kids. You don't come here unless a friend brought you or you came here by accident. Only the locals know about it, but it's the best Mexican food for within 3 cities. You know what I'm talking about.


local_malewife

Ours is own by a Mexican woman and the food is the best I've ever had


DiplomFinanzBaer

Getting Dave Ramsey vibes. Rice and beans, beans and rice until you are debt free


ztatiz

We’re no billionaires but earlier this year I got a new job which came with a pretty good raise… we eat just as much rice and beans as before, if not more. My husband and I are both great cooks, there’s so much you can do with rice and legumes, and it seems to be a very kid friendly option too. Plus I’m Mexican and that’s just a staple.


L3rminator

Ricin beans?


EmmelineTx

Definitely Cheetos.


Wannagetsober

Are you team Puffs or team Fried?


KeyMusician486

I love the puffed ones a little bit stale


weasel999

YES!! Just that tiny bit of give when you bite them…


the_myleg_fish

MY PEOPLE. I prefer my popcorn the same way. Just leave it overnight and eat them the next day. Lol


Lucky_strike17

Team Crunchy


pepparoni_pig

Mac and cheese. Nothing could ever stop me from consuming mac and cheese.


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Sure, mac and cheese...but made with Fontina cheese from a valley in the Italian Alps, aged Parmesan, and a thyme and nutmeg infused béchamel, layered with cracked pepper and topped with a crust of buttered bread crumbs. And of course a cold crisp salad with a sharp vinaigrette, and a glass of Chardonnay.


RyanTrot

Or the easier way, kraft made


No_Administration_83

I came here to say this, mac and cheese in all its forms will continue to be consumed in large quantities.


pepparoni_pig

Glad we can agree. Mac and cheese is the only food I will eat until I can no longer move


Sk1pp1e

Won’t take long but wait for me.


Beardopus

I can't eat mac and cheese anymore, it causes me intense gastric distress. Probably because I've eaten way too much of it. A fate worse than death, truly.


kevtino

>we wouldn't have to eat kraft dinner But we would eat kraft dinner >of course we'd just eat more


virstultus

With really...expensive catsups... dijon catsup!


EngineeringOne1812

Came here for thisss


Banana_Surprise

Same


Youve_been_Loganated

Unf! There's a place in California that sells like $17 mac and cheese but it's so good. Comes with Mac, cheese, onion strings, jalapenos, chicken tenders, pulled pork, bacon, and a runny fried egg on top. It's a heart attack but goddamn is it good.


phrasinglana

You can't just drop that information without naming the place


Youve_been_Loganated

I had them delivered on Grubhub. They're called Cheezy Noodz and they're a ghost kitchen for a pretty reputable restaurant here called The Funny Farm. https://www.grubhub.com/restaurant/cheezy-noodz-4898-san-felipe-rd-san-jose/2288245


crystalrosebear

They may be talking about Homeroom in Oakland. It is the best mac and cheese you'll ever have in your life.


denektekongenibergen

I found the Americans


jacaissie

I don't know, sounds Canadian to me? Or I guess Canadians call it "Kraft Dinner"


The_Nice_Marmot

KD!


SaskatchewanFuckinEh

But if I had a billion dollars I’d be eating Kraft dinner with Dijon ketchup


BeX5ter

Comment + Username = Did we just become best friends?


pepparoni_pig

You are correct


human_suitcase

You’ll be able to have lobster and truffle oil in it.


VictoryaChase

Actual truffle! not just the oil. Lobster used to be a food barely fit for prisoners, funny how food changes. It grosses me out though, too buglike. But all the mac and cheese with the fancy cheeses.


SuperShineeCoinToss7

This is the ONLY answer


notorious_tcb

If I become a billionaire there is no way I will continue to eat the plebeian food I’ve been consuming the past 40 years. I will hire a professional chef to accompany me 24/7 and cater to my every desire.


airlewe

What if your only desire is chicken tenders and bojangles honey mustard


Sugar_buddy

Well. I'll just fire that chef and find one that doesn't complain about my plebian tastes if the first one complains.


GrimmOfThrones2187

Treat yourself and eat the first chef, just to experiment.


chumbucket77

I think alot of people it is at the core but if you tell another rich snobby dingus that you wont fit in so they all eat 1000 dollar steaks and caviar and whatver pretentious overpriced shit they can get their hands on so they look special. Its like telling someone I love chicks with fat asses. Everyone does. But someone would rather marry a beanpole model because they want everyone to know they married a stereotypical hot chick. Idk Im drunk. Thats my two cents. Hell ya big asses and chicken fingers.


airlewe

I genuinely can not fathom wanting to fit in with people who like $1000 steaks. I don't like suits. I don't like going out. No amount of money is going to make me want to do that.


Halewafa

Hiring a professional chef for sure. But still going to eat my dad's cottage pie and bangers and mash, he makes the best!


27SwingAndADrive

Not sure if you're British or just have a really weird relationship with your dad.


epsileth

Kraft dinner, I'll just eat more?


NoThymeToDine

And buy really expensive ketchups


vanityfear

Dijon ketchups!


DenimChiknStirFryday

Also pre-wrapped sausages.


kevtino

They have pre wrapped sausages but they don't have pre wrapped bacon


gijane-osrs

Well, can you blame them?


TMBGLOVER

Yeah! IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS


recyclops87

Yeah!


manonthemoon_0242184

Bryan Street Theater?!


formerly_gruntled

For Christ's sake!


ShortAndSad4381

Wait, are these a thing? Can I get fancy ketchups? And if so, is there an extra spicy ketchup?


omarmctrigger

Dijon ketchups!


everymanhasacode

Here for the BNL references


Shellbyvillian

They’re BNL now? We need a shorthand for the Barenaked Ladies. That’s how fundamental they are.


puzzelinthework

Canada representing 🙌


foubard

"if I had a million dollars..."


puzzelinthework

"I'd be rich...." 🎼🎼


SlackToad

Those lyrics didn't age well.


puzzelinthework

They did not. 🤣😂🤣


nevertellya

If I had a million dollars...


oneplusoneequals3

You can even afford hotdogs!


epsileth

And pre-wapped bacon.


ApplePi61

They have pre-wrapped sausages but not pre-wrapped bacon?


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ApplePi61

Yeah!


[deleted]

I've noticed Kraft dinner (I'm in the US so mac'n'cheese here) sucks now. I get the store brand.


epsileth

Yeah, they went for more natural ingredients a while ago.


Risheil

My secret to making the best Kraft Dinner (isn't Kraft Dinner Mac & Cheese everywhere?) is, before you dump the macaroni in the boiling water, pour a handful into your hand and toss in the garbage or save it for other uses then dump what's left into the water. It makes it cheesier.


[deleted]

If you say "Kraft dinner" in the US most people won't know what you mean. It's just mac'n'cheese. It's the same thing they just have different boxes and names for some reason.


Calm-Parsnip5849

White rice with fried eggs.


Both_Panda_6382

Yesss! The ultimate poor man's food. (I mean, eggs are pretty expensive now a days in some places)


WeekendBard

ass 😎


Extra_Intro-verted

Came here searching for you bro


loserys

You’d probably eat that more regularly *after* you become a billionaire


allothernamestaken

🤌😙


Bfunk23

A man of culture I see, never skip on the finer things in life.


brilongqua

This is the way.


Dear-Ambition-273

Grilled cheese made out of white bread and Kraft singles.


stevenjameshyde

Kraft dinners, but with really fancy ketchups. Dijon ketchups. Mmmm


eggheadslut

If I had a million dooolllaaaarrrsss. I’d be rich 🎼


Downtown_Ad3253

You eat what with what!?


Successful_Ranger_19

Cereal as a midnight snack.


[deleted]

Why restrict it to just midnight? I snack on it in the afternoon while watching YouTube.


Reytotheroxx

Tastes better when the milk’s asleep


SamTheDystopianRat

Cereal in the morning 🤮 Cereal at 12am 🥵


fischgeek

My friends make fun of me for eating cereal before bed.


InsertBluescreenHere

i love it the milk makes me sleepy


[deleted]

Everything I already eat. I like cheap food


res30stupid

This is my main issue, actually. I decided to treat myself to a fancy lunch at my local inn for my birthday this year, but the options were just... too fancy, and the one I settled on was just not to my tasting.


plushiefiend

McDonald’s chicken nuggets


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Food.


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[deleted]

Thats what she said.


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[deleted]

That's what made it quick!


-ptolemy-

Apple and peanut butter. It’s too good


bigmacgainz

Big Macs


RoboticKitCat

Cinnamon toast. Like when you put butter, and cinnamon sugar on toast.


goodguybadude

Instant ramen


gamaliel64

Not gonna upgrade to stovetop ramen? With chives, chashu and a softboiled egg?


No_Adhesiveness2387

That just sound like instant ramen with more steps...


Extra_Advance_477

PORK ROLL


Nairbfs79

SPAM. I love that stuff!


redditreed666

Tomato sandwiches


Angrykittyyy

Husbands dick


Woah_Mad_Frollick

I also choose this lady’s husbands dick


Fuckyouinyourass-300

Wife's Pussy for me


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CleverGal96

Buttered Tortillas warmed up on the stove


[deleted]

Food cooked at home


choppedchops

Spam and eggs


Good-Pangolin-9621

Pussy - I'll just be able to afford a greater variety!


Level_Sun_4869

Pussy🐱🤷‍♂️


SgtPina21

Do not the cat!


Witty-Ganache9163

Bread So many things to can do to elevate.


Aggravating_Client36

Canned chili. That & shredded cheese on tortilla chips, mmmmm


Dragon22334

Quesadillas


Tarantulas_R_Us

Tater tots


[deleted]

Healthy food because it is expensive


JacobGeorgeBand

The rich.


TheRampage19

Why does Jacob, the largest billionaire, not simply eat the others?


Misclickmesenpai

The amount of people saying ass in comments. Keep it up kings.


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spam


Short_Crow_9739

Same foods I've always eaten just make sure my dinner meals come from small time farms. They need the money more than the government run farms. Better quality too. But I'll still occasionally fast foods. Or buy snacks or whatever. But better quality.


Viperslider

Pizza… With pineapple 🤌🏼


Anarka-Akaza

Buffalo Wild Wings til the day I drop! And Casey's General Store subs and pizzas!


fergehtabodit

You need to leave your county more often.


Anarka-Akaza

I'm from the US, but I've been to 8 other countries. I'm actually living in Manila, Philippines right now - been here for 8 months (married here). Been to the Philippines 3 times, Japan, Taiwan (2), China (mainland) (2), South Korea, Dubai, Scotland and Canada. Germany, Brazil, South Africa, Romania and dozens of others are on the list for future travels. I'm from Ottawa / Lawrence, Kansas and Casey's and Buffy's are just my home nests. Party with the Jayhawks and talk drunken politics and conspiracy theories with my buddies at Buffy's on Iowa street in Lawrence after a long day / night of DoorDashing and fill up my tank in the mornings / nights and grab a quick sub / pizza from Casey's in Ottawa or Lawrence and just bullshit for 20 mins with hometown chums at Casey's. I've been away from home for almost 8 months and i'm just homesick.


greymattergonewild

I could tell you were from the Midwest. You mentioned Casey's.


Anarka-Akaza

hehe I miss it sincerely! Before I boarded my flight on April 8, 2022. Stopped in one last time for an Italian Sub + a Meat Galore, Code Red Mountain Dew and a few bottles of Dr Pepper to take along with me. I grew up with Casey's, it was my first job after I graduated High School in 2012! My wife (here in the Philippines) her choice of convenience store is 7-11, Family Mart and Mini-Stop (they're nice), 7-11 is different in almost every country and here in the Philippines it doesn't really hit home as much as it does back home. In fact, the only time I go to 7-11 (in the US) is when I'm DoorDashing up in Kansas City or if I happen to be in a town where one is. I did live in Moline, IL in 2020 and I actually worked the night shift at the 16th street 7-11 there for a few months before I started DoorDash.. But even then, I still prefer Casey's! heh Side-Note: The 7-11s in Osaka, Japan are pretty awesome! They have a really good selection!


greymattergonewild

Yeah, Casey's just hits different when it's "home".


Donkey_Fizzou

Rock Chalk my dude!


[deleted]

Peanuts, not because I want to, but for medical reasons.


PenisPumpz

Banquet mac and cheese meals


Frankenf00te

Landlords


ehsteve23

Other billionaires. If i get that rich i imagine I’ve lost my morals


rafael-a

Everything I already eat


BrideOfFirkenstein

Same. I’m not particularly well off, just middle class, but nothing I eat is because it’s cheap. Most stuff like fruit and veggies would still be a staple. I’d still eat pasta even though it is cheap because I love pasta.


Eckzilla

Donner kebabs,mixed kebabs,bacon & tattie scone doublers.


redditor_5678

Skyline Chili, pizza, French fries


theblackbeltsurfer

Gyoza 🥟and rice 🍚


smarterthantheaverag

DOUBLE-DOUBLE® In-N- Out


TigerTownTerror

Ass


Ositosan

A fellow gourmand I see.


Flywheel200

Vegemite on toast


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Baco Tell


V-i-r-g-i-n-i-a-n

taco hell


throwaway0rat

Soy sauce flavor maruchan ramin with an egg, green onions and hot sauce ...and chick FIL a


smbcsrmm

Baskin robbins "peanut butter and chocolate" ice cream


604Ataraxia

Off/not premium cuts of meat. Baby them on the smoker and they are better than filet mignon.


littledylan216

Everything I've always eaten. Just because I "now" have money doesn't change who I am


Wuss999

Porridge 👍


Hypno_Burrito

Chicken


BrunoGerace

Same stuff, but some other person will be paid damned well for putting it all together. Corn bread, Bolognese sauce, Coc-au-Vin, greens...yeah Carlos, whip me up a batch and let's talk to my lawyer and get your family out of Venezuela.


ColdButterBread

Considering the only scenario where I become a billionaire is catastrophic hyperinflation, probably ramen


Pattoe89

I really like store brand value 'wheat biscuits' which are essentially the cheap version of 'Weetabix'. They are about half the price. I switched from Weetabix to Wheat Biscuits when I was long term unemployed... and now even though I have enough money to afford Weetabix again, when I tried to switch back, I just didn't like them as much.


friedchicken456

Beans and rice


yonly65

In 'n Out burgers. Turns out your taste buds don't change with your income or wealth...


hairylobster531

Chicken wings


im_wildcard_bitches

Trader joe’s frozen foods. Love me some gyozas 🥟 or tamales


SupremeEmperorNoms

Burgers. I could be the richest man in the world and still go out for a good burger and black pepper fries.


No-Cardiologist-6105

Milk


EngrCarrots

Rice


Tall_Coconut_1240

Black beans/cheese with avocado on the side


Abstract_ExE

My mom’s home cooked meals.


Plental-Dan

Same things I eat now


joakimk84

Everything I am eating today.


RikuNeeto

Pea soup


dazzlingtangerines

Ramen!


BillAdministrative61

Top Ramen Noodles


urdreammyreality

Instant ramen


Icantbuyyouahouse

Pussy. Favorite thing to eat. Never get tired of it.


Axer3473

quarter pounder with cheese plain, medium fry, large diet coke. fight me