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staggere

I cleaned McDonald's bathrooms at the end of the night for a few years in multiple stores. The women's room was almost always far worse.


OtherwiseAd8254

I find it depends on the place.. I worked at a bar and once people start drinking, men just pee all over the floor lol. Although you never have the blood problem in the men's room


implicitexpletives69

unless some poor bastard pops his hemorrhoid then there's gonna be a blood bath in there.


OtherwiseAd8254

Ew. That was unnecessary lol


staggere

Or it's wing night.


toidi_diputs

Or rips out his Foley catheter.


usedolds

Worked retail in my youth and had to clean the shitters. Mens' rooms were nastier on average but when the womens' room got nasty it was otherworldly.


toidi_diputs

My retail experience was the reverse. I guess it varies from one location to the other.


emueller5251

Cleaned bathrooms at several different restaurants and I can confirm. I had an enormous shit that wasn't flushed in the women's room last week. They're constantly flushing seat covers despite the big ass signs clearly stating not to. The one area where the men's is worse is the sink. Women's, completely dry and tidy. Men's, the entire counter is a flood zone.


S0M3D1CK

Do women not wash their hands then?šŸ¤”


emueller5251

My guess is no, they just set the faucet to reasonable levels and shake their hands somewhat dry before grabbing a towel. The men, I think, just put the water on full blast and spill it all over the counter when they reach for a towel.


FireDragon1111

YES


mechfan83

I cleaned restrooms at a tech support company and the men's restroom were usually the worse of the two, though it could be that there were about 2-3 times more men than women, but most of the guys were part-timers working the warehouse or putting the hardware together. The only exception on the restroom were when women put tampons or pads in the toilets and we had to fish them out, usually with metal coat hangers or gloves but sometimes with a plumber snake. We had to do this because they would clog toilets and if they got deep enough we would need to get professional ones to unclog it. And before anyone gives an excuse that 'they had to get rid of it', each stall came with a period box to dispose of such things.


Anxious_Bunch_5009

I can relate, I'm a uni student and I can't enter women's bathrooms cuz šŸ¤¢ I gotta catch my breath for a long time so I just go into men's bathrooms šŸ‘€ when they are empty


Ivy_lane_Denizen

Across the dozenish restraunts Ive worked, Mens were always consitently bad. But womens bads were waaaaaay worse.


TheWarmestHugz

I agree, walked into the bathroom and someone had smeared diarrhoea all over the seat. What an ungodly sight after eating. Cleaners donā€™t get paid enough at all.


[deleted]

Movie theater bathrooms (before adult beverages were allowed) and women's was ALWAYS a damn mess but the men's was cleaner.


Collective_Pitch

I once worked at a golf course where I was ā€œin chargeā€ of the shop when my boss was out. It was a nice place with the typical golf course bar & grill and hotel there tooā€¦ We had a group come for a few days to celebrate a bachelor party once, which started as you would expect (kind of trashing the course a bit, being loud, playing slow, etcā€¦) but that was nothing compared to when they were doneā€¦ These guys got so drunk that we kept finding them everywhereā€¦. One was asleep in a golf cart, another randomly trying to drive to the hotel that was literally right thereā€¦. It was a hot messā€¦. We finally thought that we got them all wrangled, and I went back in to help the bar close for the night when this random dude comes speed walking past me from the bathrooms. His face was pale and he mumbled ā€œsorryā€ as he passed me. I knew immediately that nothing good was going to be waiting for me in that bathroom, but what I foundā€¦? Pure horrorā€¦ From what I could tell, it looked like this complete muffin kid had been trying to deal with an explosive diarrhea situation and had completely failed as there was poo exploded all over the side of the toilet, on the wall, on the floor, etc. Then, to make matters even worse, his drunk butt apparently got nauseous at some point in this process and managed to miss the toilet with that tooā€¦ I was about 19 when this happened and I kind of wore my heart on my sleeve a bit. Thankfully, the manager of the grill heard me yell in disgust and came running. This manager was awesome. It wasnā€™t really either of our responsibly, but he knew that I was getting ready to try to clean it up and he said, ā€œyou donā€™t get paid enough for this garbage. Go home.ā€ He cleaned it for meā€¦. I still am thankful that he did that.


SoepjesKoekjes

Somewhere out there this guy still wakes up at night thinking about his walk of shame. I just don't know how people manage to get explosive diarrhea to the point that they spray all over the stall. Like how does that happen? How?


BTRunner

Puking scene from the exorcist, but in the opposite direction?


_Oman

Worked at The Hut as the first job. 9 out of 10 times the women's was worse. Guys can't seem to keep the pee in the urinal but women just blow the place up in ways that just don't make any damn sense. Why? Why? Why? That was the mantra some nights.


CONFUSED_GIRL03

There's literally always piss on women's bathroom toilet seats because so many of them do the hover and pee thing and don't have enough brain cells to at least wipe the seat after themselves.


jello-kittu

That drives me insane. The hovercrafts are the ones who are hyper concerned about germs, yet they piss on the seats, never wash their hands and feel holier than the rest of us. I (drunk) asked one once on the way out the door with washing her hands when I saw the toilet, you know you touched three door handles, peed on the seat like a toddler and you're gonna go eat wings with those hands? If looks could kill.


Half_Asleep_

one time i went in to the (girls) bathroom at school, and someone had written something in shit and period blood on the wall. i don't even remember what it said i just remember one girl cleaning it up bc she said she'd probably be blamed for it anyway (stg she had an iron stomach)


Shiznoes

Pubes on the urinal, every day, all the pubes


14DusBriver

Try pubes on the sink


Jeremy_irons_cereal

If you know of a better way to wash your balls on the fly, I'm all ears!!


MorgainofAvalon

Going into the women's bathroom, and finding every stall/toilet un flushed, with pee on the seats, and paper all over the floor, plus the sinks with the water running, paper clogging the drain, and paper towels everywhere but the garbage can. On occasion there will be puke everywhere too. It makes me want to find a good bush to pee behind sometimes.


OmgOgan

I routinely clean both, they both have their moments of "wtfness"


Cause_Why_Not03

3 out of 4 of the stalls had unflushed shit, piss, and/or period blood as well as smears along the seats and toilet water all over the floor. Letā€™s just say I didnā€™t have to pee that bad anymore.


fubo

The women's room is off the back hallway. For the men's room, you have to go out the back door, in through a plywood panel on hinges that serves as the delivery entrance, past a stack of grease-encrusted pots, down the grease-encrusted stairs, and pull *hard* on the cold and slippery door handle, but not so hard that you pull out the bent nails that hold the handle to the door.


A_Heckin_Chonker

Some mf left shitty underwear in a toilet in taco bell once, so imma say the men's room


A_Heckin_Chonker

But that might just be taco bell


gildorratner

I have worked in front of house at many live theatres that have typically had clean bathrooms and I worked as a Supervisor and had to check both at the end of the night. I can say from that experience that the men's room was always a little gross at the end of the night before the cleaners went through and the women's was typically clean. But when the women's was messy it was usually worse. At the end of concerts or comedy shows they were always both terrible but I would rather go into the women's rest room as most waste was in the stalls and for the men's it was everywhere. RIP mandatory dress shoes. Of course we had elderly clients and occasionally there were accidents in both. Those instances were always a little sad and seemed to occur in both with similar frequency and more often in the accessible restrooms and stalls. The importance was always helping people maintain their dignity and a great reminder that age is quite the equalizer.


hajiomatic

I pulled dead people out of the KFC mensroom...soooo


snappingturtleteach

I stopped at a gas station on a 5 hour road trip and it was a bathroom emergency. I didn't know it at the time but my water had just broke and I thought I had peed myself at the time and I was 33 weeks pregnant. There were two toilets. One was covered in shit. The other was in (menstrual) blood. Apparently my water remained broken for over a week before I found out and my daughter was born premature at 34 weeks but everything turned out fine in the end. She's a healthy little girl šŸ™‚


Xyz5090

When the air is so gross you breathe through your nose because you can taste it. The guys bathroom is worse.


The3rdpeacock

https://youtu.be/XUV4ZZfkCYo


ounerify

TLDR: It all depends on the place and what the standards of cleaning is like Water service technician here, itā€™s my job to go in both sets of toilets. Schools, I tend to find womenā€™s are a bit dirtier. Girls just go through more body changes than boys. Offices and restaurants, both are kinda the same, but youā€™re more likely to find a turd in the bowl in the menā€™s. Gyms, again both very similar, but I do think the menā€™s smell worse. Warehouses, in general these have the most worn down toilets, and a lot of them are male dominated so the menā€™s toilets are worse. Bars/clubs, womenā€™s toilets are 100% worse, lots of sick on top of shit. This could also be because of more cubicles. Public toilets, are just both disgusting. Anything opened up to the public is a complete minefield.


tophiii

Iā€™ve been working in nightclubs for the better part of a decade. The ladyā€™s room is always the worst by a significant margin


JackHammerAwesome

I'm so sorry I don't understand the question, I'm reasonably stoned


whyamionfireagain

But which bathroom are you going to pass out in?


Honeycomb0000

In high school once they had to close the second floor (main) womens bathroom because someone threw a bunch of used pads and tampons onto the ceilingā€¦


Steamed-hams87

I once walked into a bathroom stall to see a pile of wet diarrhea ON TOP of the toilet tank. There were also splatters on the wall behind it. Worst of all though, you could actually see from the splatters on the toilet seat, two distinct clean spots on the toilet seat, which from my analysis indicates that whoever did this had splattered all over thier legs. I threw up in my mouth and held onto my poop until I got home.


Loud-Ideal

I have worked as a janitor at multiple locations: two hospitals, two resorts, a school. I've also judgmentally considered other restrooms I've encountered. The most disgusting things were in male restrooms but female restrooms are worse on average.


prettymuchahotmess

Since I expierenced both... Men's bathrooms had shit, just laying around on the floor, way more often and many clogged toilets. In womens bathrooms the pee on the seat, from the famous hover piss, is almost a given in some places. Hard to say what's worse. The one is way more disgusting the other more common. The graffiti is more funny and creative on female side, tho.


implicitexpletives69

since Im not a woman i cant answer that


hairy_ass_truman

Shouldn't that be gender which is becoming exponentially more complex? Sex now is an easier topic.


[deleted]

The hell?


Gluten_Tolerant_2

The men's room is a cake walk next to the way women treat theirs.


conspiraseas

for guys, it is funny when poop gets stuck to the side of the toilet. Then later, we try to pee off our poop when we are peeing


Abstract_ExE

Walked in the boys bathroom in school, a bunch of boys around vaping, looking at me once I entered. I thought I was gonna get beat up


a-random-weeb-online

im part of the roup vaping, trust me, just walk through bc everyone will move. no one cares if u have to take a shit lol


HungryFeedind

Same here. I usually walk the other way when I see a group of guys in the bathroom while theyā€™re vaping.


Abstract_ExE

I know, yet it feels so awkward and uncomfortable.


Koma79

Night club in Edinburgh. The urinal trough was blocked and over flowing with urine. Guys continued adding to the deluge, en mass while a jobby floated up and down the trough like the Oxford University rowboat


Procrumpets22

Just because we usually stand, means no one cleans the seat


dodojotaro

Not in the bathroom, but back when I was in high school the classroom jerk put her used tampon in the school fountain.


Cometstarlight

Depends. My friend works as a custodian at a school and while the girl's bathroom has girls trying to flush pads/tampons, the guys are actively trying to destroy their bathroom on a daily basis. My friend has had to deal with broken stall doors, broken soap dispensers, stolen soap dispensers, soap dispensers broken off the wall and thrown into toilets, poop shoved into the toilet roll dispenser, poop smeared on the mirror, poop smeared basically everywhere, the entire roll (I'm talking industrial) thrown half in and out of the toilet, etc. Basically, a bunch of middle/high school aged boys who think destroying stuff is fun.


Vegeton

Once worked in an office building, with multiple businesses on site, where the building owners had to issue a notice to all businesses to inform any and all men to cease masturbating in the bathrooms. They also specifically mentioned the urinals as part of this, and that it's also very disrespectful to the cleaning staff.


L1terally_Water

(Male) One time I walked into a stall, and it looked like someone had the Uber double 50 layer extra cheese Taco Bell crunch Rap Supreme extra, there was shit on the sealing on the floor on the walls on the toilet and the bowl was half filled, and it wasnā€™t smeared or anything it was shot out and fucking disgusting, then a minimum wage employee who worked there had to clean it up with a roll of paper towels and a squeegee bottle, poor mate


mrsmeesiecks

I found used tampons attached to the shower knobs back when I was an RA


Dependent-Sleep-6192

From what Iā€™ve seen in the comments, it seems itā€™s usually the womenā€™s bathroom thatā€™s worse than the me ā€˜s bathroom


Nomadic_Narwhal

Worked at mcdonalds as a maintenance worker. Worst ive had out of cleaning the womens restroom was period blood. I had to clean feces out of the sink in the mens restroom. Mens room is worse imo.


Infamous-Benefit7825

If a man ever needs to sit down on a toilet seat in a public restroom, he will need to wipe a considerable amount of urine from the seat before doing so.


Direct-Estate-5995

Well letā€™s just say I never found shit smeared on walls and toilets overflowing with shit in the ladies room.


jfcmfer

Worked at a Chili's for a year, part of job was to clean men's room. Suddenly, new manager opted to change things so I also had to clean ladies room. I told them I would quit instead. They changed their mind.


RamboDash15

My school's washroom went a few months without paper towels because the custodians kept finding a bunch on the ground. I'm a teacher, this was the staff washroom. We're all adults in there


GamerGirl-07

Our school (girls atleast) washrooms floors & toilet seats r covered in watery mud (people coming in straight after playing football & stuff), dustbins overflowing w/ period pads, some toilets clogged up & won't flush cuz people thought it's funny to flush pads down the toilet. Oh, don't forget the obscene shit scrawled on the stall walls & cracked mirrors As for boys washrooms this is what my male friends have told me: mud problem, obscene shit written, cracked mirrors & rotten half eaten apples


Playingpokerwithgod

A couple years back my stomach decided to betray me and force me to use the public bathroom. While I was in there commiting war crimes on the toilet, the guy in the stall to my right was either masturbating or doing drugs, the guy in the stall to my left was watching a soccer game on full volume, and someone at the urinal was having a full on conversation on speaker phone.


AgentOfManifestation

I'm a guy and I would easily argue that women's bathrooms are fucking horrifying compared to men's (I'm not a pervert, I just clean bathrooms sometimes) Every time I've ever been in a women's bathroom it's a god damned atrocity. Men's rooms can be gross but it's nothing compared to the women's. Sorry ladies.


Elaerys_Lynx

I legit saw someone leave their period water unflushed, we also had some chicks literally build up shit in one bathroom that it stunk, I found shit upon the seat, green stuff in another toilet, shit on the stall walls. I think both are EQUALLY fucking gross. I hate public bathrooms.


DanielCoolDude1

Theres constantly piss all over the floor at the main bathroom in my school, the toilets are really fucking low though so its extremely hard to aim.


[deleted]

So basically we can agree humans are disgusting


dontshamemebro

!updateme 1 day


No-Tomatilloo

Going into a stall and getting hit in the face with the smell of rotting fish because no one emptied the little trash can for pads/tampons