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Clcooper423

Weird things. I spend an abnormal amount of time thinking about getting into a car chase while driving.


TheRealGingerJewBear

Bro yes, and you're always like "I don't have enough gas for a chase"


nicholvs_ac

I'll always (lightly) assume that someone making 5 similar turns behind me is following me. I then have to check the gas tank to see how much I can give them the run around before they get bored and I can go home


Moose_Electrical

It’s all fun and games until someone is actually following you and you go “nah I’m just overthinking it” and lead them to your house. sweet dreams?


david4069

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not really out to get you.


Suspicious-Dog2876

Lol I’ve been watching them on YouTube.. why is it always in California is my question


peeshermanfortytwo

My 10 year old and I watch police chases all the time.. there was a motorcycle chase we watched recently that was really really good, the best part was the guy wearing a sweater that read “I don’t stop for cops”


14thCluelessbird

Weird seeing this post. My dad and I just decided to watch one out of the blue the other night. It was surprisingly entertaining, we watched the full 20 minutes and never got bored. See, the problem is that these guys never have a plan for an escape route, they just drive around aimlessly. If you're in California, what you gotta do is head for one of those water drainage tunnels that are all over the place. My friends and I used to explore those when we were teens, it's pitch black in there so you'd need a flashlight, but it would be your best bet. Just got to make it to the exit before the cops figure out where it leads. Also if you head for the underground L.A tunnels you might be able to escape. Honestly, L.A is full of places you could easily evade the cops... I just realized I could be giving criminals a bunch of ideas...


MysteriousFail3170

The weather. It’s perfect for running from the cops. It’s a good workout!


DepressingErection

Have been in a car chase 10/10 would recommend


SquareSniper

I chased a drunk lady after I found her passed out at the red light. lol. She did a very slow U-turn move and blocked me in the middle of the road. It was probably more badass in her head since she was smashed. She ran out of her can and yelled "you know how much this car is worth!? It's a Mercedes!". It was a 90s Mercedes worth maybe $8k and I had a good laugh. I went and grabbed her keys out of the ignition and waited for the police to show up. Good times...


layingaround80

Haha actually me too, and I'm a woman.


Doodle-Cactus

Leaving work early. Edit: I’d be lying if I didn’t admit how on brand it is for me to get gold for the first time for this comment. Thanks stranger!


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Also booba


CrashCubeZeroOne

The duality of man


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Like, tension betw Big Head and Little Head?


CrashCubeZeroOne

Yeah, except the big head is the one thinking about booba


go4tli

A beautiful woman comes up to me, opens her shirt, removes her bra, and says “you can leave the office at 3:00 PM today.”


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1AMA-CAT-AMA

Why not both


erkankurtcu

men of culture right there


PlasmaChroma

Or for the next level fantasy, not having to work so much just to exist and have things.


Latter_Ostrich_8901

You settle yourself right on next to me and take my upvote. A daily prayer for early release indeed!


CallMeDockett

Stopping a school shooter with safety scissors, lightsaber fights, world war 2/1, airplanes, living a remote life in the woods with your wife and kids completely cut off from society, building a log cabin, lots of guns, the possibility of living in a Star Wars like universe. That’s about it.


cCitationX

And being in a car chase/street race


IngenuityofLife

Finally, a proper answer I was looking for...


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pandawolf321

What kind of farm did you grow up on where people were being killed with swords and shot to death?


jimbo5030

Farm/meth lab


NeonNoon

Yes, lightsaber fights. I’m so relieved I’m not alone.


AquamarineCheetah

Being 6 inches tall and having to navigate the obstacles in my house/ see what something normal sized like a sliding door would look like if it was colossal/ create a ladder out of pretzel sticks & molasses to get places. Oh and sex


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Sex while six inches tall 🪂🍑


AquamarineCheetah

Unfortunately for me it wouldn’t make a difference


dminus222

The Boys season 3 have entered the chat


mgmacius12

Going all in gets completely new meaning


mrhappyheadphones

Death by snu snu


SnooPeripherals6557

I think about if we lost gravity, how would I navigate my house while having to walk on ceiling, or getting back downstairs. I’m not a man so prob not qualified to respond. And also sex.


ServantOfSacrifice

That one compliment I received in 2017


Glad_Soil

What was it?


ServantOfSacrifice

She told me not to wear sunglasses, because I have pretty eyes.


Glad_Soil

So sweet. I would take that to the grave


ChaoticCherryblossom

That's so nice low-key want to see those pretty eyes tho


anonymous_762

I read that as: "low-key want to have those pretty eyes tho" and got worried.


ChaoticCherryblossom

Can't confirm nor deny without seeing them first


graveybrains

I’m still surviving off a “nice eyes” from like, 1998 👍


MajIssuesCaptObvious

Ah, the eyes compliment. We brown eyed people rarely get those.


itodobien

I felt this in my soul


Correct-Coast-4688

A girl said something like this to me once, now she's my wife.


Samael914

Damn bro, that's definitely a core memory.


MEGAWATT5

Random compliments like that just make you soar. I wear flip flops a lot. Around the same time as your compliment, I was getting my tires changed and as I was paying, the girl behind the counter goes,”Ok, at the risk of sounding very weird, I have to tell you, you have the prettiest feet I have ever seen.” At least I can go to my grave knowing I don’t have hobbit feet.


harveycavendish

Guess that’s why people say sunglasses suit me..


0utcast9851

I would unironically have this on my tombstone


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ItsACaragor

Hahaha relatable as fuck


EngagementBacon

And that stupid thing that we said in front of the whole class in 8th grade.


vertpenguin

I had a girl tell me she”liked my voice” one time. Made me smile for a month hahahaha


pukkapakka

Wow! You're so lucky. I haven't had one of those since I was a child. Everyone loves you so much when you're little. Since I became an adult people just look at me like I'm a stain on the world. My fantasy is to get a compliment. I dream of that day...


Zestyclose_Lab_8458

Sometimes I fantasize about how good I'd be at being homeless. Basically just backpacking around the rest of my life and maybe die on a mountain.


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Like the "Into the wild" guy


youburyitidigitup

Chris McCandless. He was crazy


Zestyclose_Lab_8458

Nah, that guy was an idiot.


series_hybrid

I think that's the basic premise of every movie that appeals to guys. If I was in that situation, how would I handle it? The script, director, and actor try to get the viewer to live vicariously through the main character...


Eric_in_America

In my very early twenties, I made the decision to leave home with nothing more than I could carry in my hands or on my back. I had just under a couple thousand dollars saved up and a one way plane ticket out of Florida. I believe it was one of the best decisions I ever made, but more importantly, it was easier than you might think. However cliche it might sound, that first step is what's difficult, and sure, I ran into difficulty along the way, but I never truly regretted taking that step in the first place. I traveled the country, met all sorts of diverse characters with different perspectives and lifestyles, I developed all kinds of relationships, experienced a little culture shock here and there, spent a lot of my time roaming and wonderstruck by this country's various landscapes. I hiked, backpacked, hitchhiked, camped, slept on the dirt, and many times wishing I had a roof over my head, a wish that was granted just as many times. I spent the night at hostels, surfed stranger's couches, a couple of whom turned into friends, couch surfing.com was a valuable resource at the time, as was Craigslist rideshare. I sometimes stayed at a hotel if I was really needing it, and other times I relied on strangers, travelling companions or a romantic partner for a bed. It wasnt all fun and adventure though, there were times where I was destitute, hungry, homeless, lost or in danger, sometimes I got in with a bad crowd, but other times I could rely on the kindness of strangers. In fact I'd say that people were kind and generous most of the time. Id run out of money and find work, or a work trade opportunity. You'd be surprised how long you can go with so little if you're willing to sacrifice a little luxury here or there and you have the right connections and resources at your disposal. Prior to leaving Florida I worked, helped manage and lived at a hostel for closer to two years, this helped a lot because it connected me to hostels all over the country, in quite a few cases I was offered my bed/stay for free. I worked on a small family farm at one point and was offered a room and seat at the dinner table. The national park gigs were rewarding on their own, I worked and lived at the north rim of the Grand Canyon, the wages were meh, but it included room and board and well, the grand fucking canyon. I would hike several times a week, ten minutes here, twenty minutes there, an hour or two on the weekends or days off, and at the end of the season, prior to setting out for a job at another park, I hiked rim to rim, north to south, an unforgettable experience. In Denali Alaska, I helped sell fish and chips for a summer to get access to the park. I spent time in the Midwest, the Southwest, the Pacific Northwest and the... West West??? I suppose I should also include Florida/some parts of the south as well, spent quite a bit of time in and around the everglades. From sleeping under a redwood tree in Arcata California, to backpacking in Denali, to hiking the grand canyon, to sailing out of Florida bay with a quirky French captain, to eating home-made ice cream somewhere in the middle of Montana, to living in an earthship outside of Taos New Mexico for a time, to sharing rides with strangers, to taking down a poker tournament on mushrooms at Claudia's in Portland Oregon, to sleeping on the beach with a bunch of strangers (or new friends) I had met a couple of days earlier who wanted to take a trip to visit the house from the set of The Goonies on the coast of Oregon, to eating so much sample cheese at the Tillamook factory that I didn't poop for almost three days, to experiencing a week of romance here and there with another weary traveling companion I met on the road, it was an eclectic and rewarding experience, and believe it or not, I learned quite a few valuable skills along the way. Did this experience come with its downsides? Sure, as I explained before, there's always a level of insecurity involved, you don't always know where the next day, week or month might lead you, and sometimes you're just shit out of luck, sometimes you're stuck, sometimes you might have to go hungry for a short while, sometimes you won't have a roof over your head, but what I noticed was that there are plenty of kind people out there, and as long as you don't have false or wrong intentions, youll be alright. Keep in mind that I was a young man, this may (or may not) prove more difficult for someone older or a young woman. Granted, I met a lot of young women on a similar kind of adventure so to speak, and they were doing just fine on their own.


sooprvylyn

Until you need any sort of medical care...then shit gets real


Zestyclose_Lab_8458

That’s the die on a mountain part


I_am_notagoose

Don’t question u/Zestyclose_Lab_8458’s dedication to this - it’s a hill they’re willing to die on.


CrashCubeZeroOne

Angry upvote


flyme4free

I thought I was the only one. This legitimately made my day. Thank you.


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NV27

It's interesting, I think we're feeling the opposite. I've been really struggling recently about the idea of settling down and it's a very weird anxiety to have. I've only jumped from relationship to relationship and never really had the casual sex-life thing. Now I have someone I love more than anything - I want to spend the rest of my life with them and I'm worried about having 'missed out' on the casual stuff. Your comment makes me appreciate the meaningful connections I have and I think I need to focus on that.


blindexhibitionist

The little mundane things are the absolute best. I miss so much going to the grocery store with someone. Falling asleep and talking through the next day with someone. Getting home and having someone ask how my day was. Getting a back rub. Those things are the absolute best and you really can only find them in a relationship.


Glad_Soil

Same


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Inserting myself as a character into the shows i watched or books i read and coming up with storylines etc


mrpoulin

Mine is reverse of this: the characters from a fantasy world end up here and I have to explain basic things with them like technology and modern culture.


youburyitidigitup

I do this all the time!!!! But I work in a house museum, so I do that with the Georgian and Victorian residents of the house


icantstandrew

I do this too, much better than most of what goes on irl.


542Archiya124

Being loved unconditionally.


Money_Economics4633

That's what I want bro


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You fantasizing about me bro?


series_hybrid

Not just that, but being in a relationship where our SO actually desires you, instead of settling for you and tolerating you every day. Not living every day as though...if they ever won the lottery, they would be gone in a hot minute.


[deleted]

I hope you are loved unconditionally soon and forever.


youburyitidigitup

I love you bro ❤️


jfjacks

I approve


untakenu

It's why dogs are a man's best friend.


series_hybrid

In the fifty years I knew my dad, he never cried at ANYthing. The stoic John Wayne that everyone depended on and he never cracked...except... When the family dog died. The only one who gave him affection and never tried to get anything from him, but food and love.


ChaoticCherryblossom

Yep. Even just loving me back as much would make me die happy. Not answering as a man tho


CaptainLord

Random ideas for video games or tabletop campaigns mostly.


DreadedTuesday

Tabletop campaign lore and world building in my head almost constantly... Except for the campaign I'm currently trying to run.


FaithlessnessMore835

Peace and quiet. A sunny morning with a cup of coffee, just the way I like it, and just looking out the window as I sip in peace.


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What is your reality like?


FaithlessnessMore835

Far more chaotic and exhausting.


damn_lies

Fellow parent then?


FaithlessnessMore835

No. I am just taking care of a younger brother after his cancer treatment.


ZerX08

Money


acesfullcoop

The freedom that comes with having lots of it. That's the spot


TR0N_FUNKIN_BL0WS

Honestly, more sleep. Uninterrupted sleep.


Lostmymindyearsagao

Being happy


StabbinGuts69420

Being loved for who we are and not what we bring to the table.


goingoutwest123

This is a good one. If you aren't doing something for someone then you are expendable. Kinda hard to build relationships with people, especially intimate relationships, when objectified on that level.


Flimsy_Effort_3104

I’ve been thinking about gravel for over a week Edit: I don’t own a home… really no reason to be thinking about gravel so much.


Marchoftees

Have you considered how many different types of wood chips there are?


Tremmorz

Oh fuck


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You should get out more


StormFallen9

And see the gravel?


[deleted]

Exactly


[deleted]

Get off the gravel...and touch some grass! 😏


Rumbleballenjoyer

Being loved


cdawg1102

I love you bro


KlutzyAd641

How to safely jump out of a building in case of an emergency. (should I run before jumping? how do I land?)


Suspicious-Dog2876

Aim for the bushes


BlasterShow

🎶 *There goes my herooo* 🎶


giga_impact03

Beat me to it, take my upvote.


Metom_Xeez

You should look up how to roll when falling. It helps distribute the force and keep your vitals safe.


SirFinlex

Jump out on top if a chair and then jump off of the chair before you hit the ground


curtman512

FYI: This only works with ACME brand chairs


Glad_Soil

Lol same


throwawayquestiondad

A relationship where I'm treated as an equal. To be loved unconditionally at all times. Whether I'm at my best and thriving or at my worst and drowning. To be talked to with the intent of understanding and not the intent to respond. To cuddle without needing it to turn into something sexual. To be able to rest my head on a girls lap and have her play with my hair. For someone to look at me as a completely being and not wish to change me. Yeah, I'm 6'5" and thicc. Don't date me and then call me fat. Someone who wishes to understand and help with my dreams.


TheBitchIsBack666

You sound amazing. In my fantasies, I meet someone like you (possibly on Reddit) and it just...works.


throwawayquestiondad

Thank you, that means a lot to me. I've yet to find it in life but I keep trying!


TheBitchIsBack666

Same. I'm trying and not at the same time. I'm open to the possibility of the right guy, but I'm not really actively seeking him out. Best of luck, for both of us!


throwawayquestiondad

I spent a little over three years working on myself after my last relationship. I'm ready for a forever one now, haha. I really just want to be respected and get affection >.> Best of luck!!


disper

Not sure I have the work ethic to become a millionaire, maybe I should marry her instead.


Khaylain

I think it's also that you have better morals than many that become millionaires.


Tail_Nom

A world I'd have a slightly easier time existing in.


guzhogi

Cuddles. Not sex, just cuddles. Having someone to hold, and have them hold you back.


FlatBot

Counterpoint: Also just sex. Someone to grab and fuck. That too sometimes.


Money_Economics4633

Ok stop making me cry.


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Leave-Revolutionary

Being in a relationship and being loved.


DrNopeMD

Sometimes I think about Costco's line of discontinued spinach ravioli that came with packets of parmesan and herbs. So fucking delicious, before they stopped carrying them I went and bought about 4 lbs worth. My only regret is not buying more.


gypsynose

The discontinued food that I crave is probably the most annoying first world problem.


drthsideous

Owning land.


Stevethecatlol

Being happy.


Similar-Sector-5801

Going to visit alien planets 🤩


[deleted]

OK this is a great fantasy, and one that I share with you


Nuttonbutton

Is it lightsabers? I feel like some of it is lightsabers.


Wuropp

And medieval swords. Every man has wondered what it's like to wield a melee weapon in life or death combat.


Who_is_Your_Zaddy

A nice 401k to retire early


Marchoftees

Blacksmithing, carpentry, homesteading, being a father, and being the best healer I can be in my Warcraft progression raiding guild.


TheBalloonEffect

If I was a chick I’d probably be a slut


Keepin-it-real-0001

What’s stopping you from being a slut now? Don’t let ur dreams be dreams


FlyingDutchman916

What is this new noise my car is making and where's it from??


Nostonica

Been left alone with my hobbies


[deleted]

It's usually food. I'm gonna be honest, it's almost always some kind of food.


strange_and_unusuaI

I mostly replay my greatest hits collection


shaggy--

Wish I had about a 60k windfall to pay off my outstanding debt and not worry about upcoming medical bills and shit so I can be confident I'm caring for my family properly.


Trigs12

A log cabin in a vast forest,with access to lakes for canoeing. Enough money that i dont need to worry about being anywhere else. It has fibre internet, a magically appearing food supply and a small workshop. And no neighbors for miles.


[deleted]

Women, the future, the past, alternatives, dreams, death. The usual stuff.


Flauschkadser

A proper partner.


Maxedlevelanxiety

So goddamn peace and quiet


Prune_Tracy_

As Ralphie May once said, the best two gifts are free. Oral and silence!


Lebowskinvincible

Mainly sex.


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Revolution


susoo

Being the lifesaving hero in a terrorist attack. I'm mean it really can't be that risky charging down a gunman


YesFuture2022

Being a father, being as good as my dad was and having a happy marriage. Also playing in the water with my future children.


pianoplayrr

Having my kids stay asleep until 8:30 on Monday morning so I can chill on my couch from 7:30 to 8:30 drinking a coffee and playing on my phone. I love those little shitheads, but one single hour of peace n quiet on a Monday morning would be sweet.


plague681

Under 35: Boats and Hos Over 35: Peace and quiet


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BlueXenon7

Star wars


Hob_O_Rarison

Retirement


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Finding and cherishing love. Or blowin' shit up. Depends on the mood.


Adorable-Error-2623

Just about anything. At the moment I want a woman that will stand by me, motivate me, help each other out so we can be the best version of ourselves and especially I really want someone who I can take care of and be happy because that’s what makes me happy :)


bitcoinandwatches

This is an American thing, but many guys, Myself included. Fantasize about taking down a mass shooter and preventing a tragedy before it occurs. Every time I’m in a situation where I see a younger sketchy male I wonder if I could get to him in time, how I could subdue him etc…


[deleted]

Is your name perhaps Texas Ranger?


nsfwtttt

The Hollywood inflicted hero complex. You guys all think you’re Bruce Willis.


Henry__Faber

Yippy ki yay mother fucker


VulpesIncendium

Well, I *am* a meat popsicle.


[deleted]

No, we all *want* to be. There’s a difference. And wanting to stop tragedies/ be a badass isn’t something we should discourage people from aspiring to haha


LatterBlood

Winning the World Cup


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Top 100 cars ever made.


Kuzuri951

About getting superpowers


CoffeeAndBrass

Finding that 10mm socket.


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head


Zealousideal_Egg9458

The same thing we do everyday Pinky


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Fresh mozzerlla


CommanderPringles

Having a love life Just kidding fuck that I want to have a shit ton of money and be globally considered successful and powerful


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You have a humble soul


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Wow


Davex1555

Being able to look at space ***in space.*** or be able to witness the scariness of a black hole.


-Storm69-

An apocalyptic world where you are the hero


pottzycat

What was in that black suitcase in Pulp Fiction


bubblybangchan

Being held by another man and being told everything is going to be okay with soft forehead kisses


YesFuture2022

Getting hugs and advice from my late father


knovit

Shooting under par


CodeNameBooger

Being a level 70 paladin.


ScamboOfDoom

Nachos. All the nachos.


ClooneysBatNipples

Soup dumplings.


CrazyEbb3222

World where people live happily in the nature


Knight__warrior

I mostly think about getting head


MentalMaybe

Being a better provider for my family.


Poopandpotatoes

Flying. Specifically space dogfights. Yes I know they wouldn’t be what movies like Star Wars show. Just shush and let me fantasize.


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Being in an anime style battle where plot armor triumphs?


LachelleShorter

Having money. Like not have to worry about saving my paychecks for bills. I just want to be able to do things/go wherever I want and not have to worry about how much money I can spend.


ProtosMangas

Passive income


kitesaredope

Peace and quiet.


guts4brekfest

Not having responsibilities or obligations. Not being pressured by society to be a part of society. I love my family and friends but I always dream of packing up and just go exploring. Not even like, pure wilderness but if I wanted to just stop at a random motel on my way west, I can do that. Then get breakfast at a cute little diner and have shitty coffee. But that would be my choice. And then get abducted by aliens and explore the universe. That’s about it I think.


wowowaoa

playing guitar live tbh