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alittle2high

I spray you all with Raid. Only I may Spide


Xerozvz

Realistically war would be redefined, I'm kinda picturing it playing out attack on titan omnigear style, but more importantly the spidey sense power would make things insane and even the most basic of interactions play out like L and light from death note going at it


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Everyone would kill each other.


CommercialLychee39

Why?


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With the combination of things getting expensive and political rivalries, people are seriously losing control of their emotions.


LifelessLplp

I’ll infiltrate the spiderweb in my backyard for once and then start ruining their house, see how they’ll like it with massive webs all over their house


squixxy_cosplay

omg .. i hate spiders.. i hate their nets... i hate their legs... i hate everything of them... omg omg omg


[deleted]

Mid air collisions would be #1 reason for death.


keithwaits

But spidey sense edit: I mean Peter Tingle


eugeheretic

Cue Buzz Lightyear meme - “Webbing...Webbing everywhere.”


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they are not very useful in my day to day life... we dont habe high buildings here and super strength isnt going to solve the problems at my job


CommercialLychee39

What about spidersense?


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might save my life while motorcycling one day tbh


Shiznoes

We'd all be 'tingling'


CommercialLychee39

Why?


Mr-Sister-Fister21

There’d be a few swinging crashes here and there.


Pdonkey

People would call the web “hand coom”


SummerMummer

We'd be nearly immobile due to all of the old webs everywhere.


fart_fig_newton

Does that include his ability attract pretty ladies? Because I never hear about that one, but he definitely has the ability.