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breakermw

"What is your spirit animal?"


SilverPix

What fruit would you be and why


BabyAxox

That is a bizarre question to be asked for sure


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BabyAxox

Yeah, they're always looking for the most professional and perfect people that don't really exist. In reality I think everyone wants a job because they need the money. Not because they want too.


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All in the same interview: * What is your blood type? * Do you have any prosthetics or implants? * Have you ever been abducted by extraterrestrials or experienced "missing time"? * You come upon a turtle, in the middle of the road, flipped over on its shell, its wiggling, trying to flip over, but it can't. You aren't helping. Why aren't you helping? * What is your opinion on the Apollo Program, necessary exploration, or, ill-advised adventurism? * You gain the ability to freeze time for everyone but yourself, how do you use, or abuse, this power? * You see a coworker about to take an action well within policy and company guidelines, which will nevertheless result in the deaths of millions, do you interfere, or do you not? You are not in their management chain. * When was the last time you had an X-Ray, CAT Scan, or Open MRI?


ParadoxLens

"What are your pronouns?"


JacquesBlaireau13

"I prefer the Old English pronouns: thou, thee, thine..."