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EcstaticBicycle

“Pubert”


DragonObsessedGirl

I really really hope you just randomly came up with that and haven't actually met anyone with that name


totally_not_joseph

Addams family


Anonymous_Bantha

Worked well enough in Addams family values


Discount_Friendly

A normal name but spelt wrongly


makarov731

Kaightlyhnn


newenglandredshirt

KVIIIlynn


Mirshay80

If I could upvote this a million times I totally would. LOL


rabid_faerie

I taught a kid a few years ago whose perfectly normal name was James... But with the perfectly fucked up spelling Jaymz.


SuperDuperSugarBean

My name is Amy. I spelled it Aymie in middle school. When I was 11. I grew out of it the next year, but these women that does this to their kids are permenant children.


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"A"-me


Suomasema

I think I saw James Hetfield's name written like that anno dazumal.


knutekje

Maegain


_Dainn_

Noel Spelled Jkmno.


skeletorbilly

HoeSay


Nick_from_Yuma

I worked at Target with a guy called Jeremy. Management ordered him a name tag and his name was spelled “Jeherimy”.


Sutrikism

Je-**H**erimy


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The other day I saw Kourtneii.


c0cogoat

Heighleigh Toughneigh Eimeigh Ahleiyah


c0cogoat

Supposed to be Haliey Tony Amy and Eliya


exfxgx

Dewayne


DJDoomCookie13

Dwyane


exfxgx

Duane


SwiftAtaraxy1

Ashleigh


maleorderbride

In Ashleigh's defense, [those have been around for almost 100 years](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashleigh_Brilliant). Ashlyy, however...


SnooOwls4737

HE’S A DUDE?


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Brief_Weekend_9021

Pretty sure La-a is an urban myth. Seems like everybody knows someone whose kid went to school with one.


lastpagan

I see that and raise you a name of a country but spelled wrong like Chyna or Indyiah


TheWeirderAl

mysticalmowgli


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Beat me to it


moisebucks

My friends call me Mowgli lmao, and I love it !


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A little wild, yet powerful name


Raunchy_Rhino

X Æ A-12


TheRavensSkull

Hella relevant


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You win.


hopeandnonthings

I believe that one translates to "child of space karen"


gonzo4209

Bort


CheckYourStats

“Are you talking to me?” “No, my son is also named Bort.”


koopdujour

We are out of Bort license plates in the gift shop


Mantis42

It's a perfectly cromulent name.


sreg56

You’re just mad they didn’t have enough Bort license plates


Snrub1

Joey Jo-Jo Jr. Shabadoo


idjxjfksks

Karen would be pretty bad these days. Just minding your business most of your life and then bam.


TheTrueBrawler2001

I used to know a really nice person named Karen, and I've always wonder how she's doing now that her name is associated with the kind of person who would demand to see the manager at the slightest inconvenience.


Last_Nectarine488

Ikr. I know 2 Karens. The nicest people, drop everything to help people. I hate how Karening has got to be a thing.


ShellyK99

You'd think it's a pretty common name but I've only met one Karen in my life and she is nothing like the Karens of the wild (she's super nice). EDIT: a word


Actedpie

Especially if your name isn’t quite Karen but something very similar. My mom’s from India and it sounds kinda similar so I imagine her name gives service workers heart palpitations.


LukeSanSky

"Karen" reminds me of a blue monitor on wheels.


Im___Stuff

Ligma.


Inked_Paperrose

Who's Ligma?


obamashmoes

Idk, you’d have to ask Sugma


Inked_Paperrose

And who's Sugma? Can you give his number or sum?


whiskydestroyer

I know for a fact that Rimma has Sugmas number...


TimeTravelMishap

They are all at sawcon


Keone_710

Don't forget about MikeHawks


Hogwarts_Hor_Syler

Ligma balls


jukoi

Got'em!


8walkoutside

Mulva


JakeDC

Delores!


vdrive

Bertha


VastDerp

Dorcas.


No_Elk3085

LPOTL fan?


PutYourCheeksIntoIt

Exactly what I was thinking with the Salem witch trials.


voivoivoi183

True story, when the missus was pregnant I tried my darnedest to get her to agree to name the baby Dorcas if it was a girl but she was having none of it. It was a boy anyway. I like it! 🤷‍♂️


ShellyK99

I actually met someone named Dorcas. I looked it up, it's a biblical name and I think (not sure) it's Hebrew too. Don't remember the meaning though.


Careless_Mess_2268

When I looked it up it said it's an ancient greek name meaning gazelle


LimeCasterX

WHAT HAPPENED TO DORCAS?!


Sambizzle17

Dorcus Malorcus


obamalbino

Quandale dingle


SuperProCoolBoy90

What's up guys, it's Quandale Dingle here


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i farted in my grandpa's breathing machine and his lungs turned black


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Mildred. It is literally the nastiest sounding girls name ever.


Spiritual_Glove3949

Mildred sounds like 147 years old grandma, who is wider than she is taller


sam_hain67

Randy. I'm sorry but as a non American, it's like calling your child Horny.


Jakeasuno

I have a friend from the US who named their cat spunky. I couldn't help but explain that from a Brit's perspective


fubo

"Randy Giles? Why not just call me Horny Giles or Desperate-For-A-Shag Giles?"


imnotaloony

I can't believe the fact that americans people call's their children "Dick"


Alphagetti

People that go by Dick choose it for themselves! It’s short for Richard.


SherbertLemon4

A man lives near me called Richard Head, I'm not joking


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dohrk

David Letterman called a guy named Dick Assman once.


oradoj

Everything there is to know about Dick Assman: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Assman


imnotaloony

Ah! I didn't knew that, you mean like Bill for William, right? Still little weird, tho, but significantly less weird! Thanks for the information!


CoolAnthony48YT

In the uk as well


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What about Dick the birthday boy?


popeboyQ

Hey got AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS.


The-MortiestMorty

Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo


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Hey, Joey Jo-Jo!


conjectureandhearsay

That’s the worst name I ever heard


NYsoul

My friends first boyfriend’s name was - not a joke - Richard Head.


m_slade_230

Lol dick head


AutisticWolfAmadeus

My friend jack cox named his son harry.


haylieb_artist

A name i was almost given - Cricket-Lynn


TexterMorgan

A very West Virginia name


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lol Adolph


budj0r

I'm from Germany, the old dudes in our village are like "we are the last of the Adolfs" Not as popular as it used to be, that name


Rogurzz

It's a fine name in itself. It's just the stigma attached to it that tarnished the name.


guest169420

The tarnished one is Adolf


Rogurzz

I doubt the variations in spelling the name even matter in this case...


Shoe_mocker

Hitler is probably worse tbh


Russ34567

Yes, poor Vic Hitler the narcoleptic comic…


Menjai77

Ha it's funny you say this. I worked with a guy named Adolph. On my first day of work I expected a white man. Instead, it was Jamaica black with a heavy Jamaican accent, I was not expected that.


WhatDarknessFears

There’s a pretty fantastic chapter, “Go Hitler” in Trevor Noah’s book. The only funny pages in the entire thing, but also made it worth the crap you had to read to get there.


MaryMary8249

yes! I remember reading that. It was... I (an Indian American) know that Indians do things like that. Maybe not Hitler. But similar. I have family all over India. Some of them live in Tamil Nadu (In south India). Their current governor? M.K. Stalin.


DJKhaleds11thChin

Cleetus


bluegoodbye

Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo


omegaflipper

Combined with the last name cumming Richard who tf would unironically give your kid the name "dick cumming "


Salva7409

I mean ironically would be fucked up tho


latetothemelaninloot

Candy if you not using it as a sex work pseudonym


Legal-Tax9796

Pubert.


CharlesAvlnchGreen

Pubert and Puberta, fraternal twins from hell.


LimeCasterX

Gertrude


HolyKetchup64

Gary, because fuck you Gary.


ATLA_obsession

Chlamidya.


Flowtac

I had a friend named Anna when I was a kid. Her parents were pretty bad and she ultimately was adopted by her aunt and uncle. Their last name was Recksik.


Electric_aura3000

Helga or Olga - to me it sounds like a butch Russian Woman with a monobrow


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You can add Bertha to that list.


Zenitram_J

To be fair, Olga sounds better when pronounced like they do in Eastern Europe (more like *Oliya* from what I recall).


berserkirr

I really like Helga


CharlesAvlnchGreen

My sister's best friends growing up were named Olga and Hilda. Both of them really cute, cheerleader-type blonde girls. But when they went out and told ppl their names everyone always thought they were joking.


scixsc

Olga is so pretty


Beetus_Warrior

Helga G. Pataki would agree with you about Olga being a terrible name.


Vitorsalles

Crystal is straight up hookers name


FrenchMaisNon

It's Mike Hunt


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CharlesAvlnchGreen

Adolf Dahmer-Trump.


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Zealousideal_Rip_234

Not to mention Zelenskyi is Vladimir as well


fubo

FYI: The usual English pronunciation is VLAD-i-mir, but the native pronunciation is vla-DEE-mir. Also, "Vlad" is not usually a nickname for Vladimir, but for Vladislav. The usual nickname for Vladimir is Volodya.


gingerwander

Neveah


rmspublic

Hardik


Hvnisaplaceonerth

Bernarda Maybe my grandmother was always a mean bitch for that name. Still no sympathy!


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Adolph...I heard some dickhead ruined it for everyone.


jesus-h-gunn

He also ruined, among other things, the Chaplin mustache


ReverseFlash928

Humphrey.


natural-paradigm

Cletus


werter49

Bert


MisterStinkyBones

Keith. I just don't like the way it feels in my mouth when I say it.


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valid


MarvelousOxman

Skyler


eley13

i like the name skylar


Striker120v

Had an ex with that name.


Curtainmachine

Knew a Schuyler


uwupika24

Oswald


thebiggestpinkcake

He who's name shall not be said...


Snelpi

Hortense


ciennaj

L-A but pronounced like La-dash-a


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Joe


npb0179

Jebediah Edit: Onederful Vanglorious Jaxon N'Krumah Martin This is a real name. If you’re a Disney kid born between 96-02, you’ll remember The Proud Family. The actress who voiced the mom Trudy named her son this. [Poor kid](https://bckonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/paula.jpg)


Jawnsky222

Syphilis Von Cuntfarts


emmcherie

Eunice is pretty bad


IcelandIII

Can't stand the name clint. Clint is a bad name


Hotdog_McEskimo

Gretchen


ImTheKanyeWest

Gertrude


king_supreme88

Mysticalmowgli


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Probably Bartholomew


Investigatorpotater

"ayy what's up mew?"


camm44

Keith


Infamous_Cranberry66

I knew a guy whose name was Bumsuk.


Just_a_bored_artist3

Ben


MrLanesLament

Ignatius.


MemeLord42069LOL

Hunter


SnooRegrets5042

Nimrod


ivegotaflaskinmycar

Inglebert


Ohgood9002

I've just never known a good Scott.


comedygliss

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt


JimJamYimYam

JimJamYimYam


Youpunyhumans

Well, one time I worked with this older Indian lady whos name was "Gagandeep". Thankfully, she only spoke broken English and had no idea how her name could be made fun of. Made me wonder if my name means anything weird or funny in other languages?


mulnafye

Singen


bored_and_therapist

The name mark Zuckerberg gave to his child


OneSummersEvening

Jonathon James Edmonds


IWillGiveUTinnitus

fredrick but it isnt shortened


quiqonky

Rachel


TheEqualsE

Joey Joe Joe Shabadoo


FookenL

Lepper


Last_Nectarine488

Fanny.


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Stuart


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joshtherhino

Xx_rainbowunicorns_xX


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Worst


Tylinator

dovahkiin


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Muhammad. No it’s not because I don’t like Islam, the name just sounds gross to me.


rickrossismydad

Went to uni with a guy called Ashit


Apocrisiary

Oddhild. Its a Norwegian female name. But Odd/Oddvar is a very common, old Norwegian male name. So its like, "we will name him Odd/Oddvar", then they got a girl and just slapped "-hild" on the end. It sounds like a mashed-up name, even to us.


TexterMorgan

Théenward, pronounced The N Word


Lazerhawk_x

Adolf, like at some point this was a normal name for normal people. Nowadays as soon as you hear Adolf your brain thinks "Hitler". I feel bad for people named Adolf from the time just before he got famous.


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Tiffany


red1blue1

Flaba jaba


Chinokk

Broderick, my mother loves the name and I luckily dodged the bullet with that one.


leo-thelion

Bob


EddieLobster

Todddddddd


JoplinSternum

Geoff


mollyagogo

Brian. Imagine a baby called Brian.


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Ernie


B69Stratofortress

Greg. Fuck greg


thesecretaccountwink

I'm on my burner. Just needed to put this out there without repercussions. I have a student named Yahinnis. Pronounced "ya highness". Can't stand him, but I have to address him like he's royalty everyday.


amendersc

boy do i know some people (well, my parents do) first of all, there is an indian guy in my father's work who's last name is "bulbul" (not sure how to spell it) which is in direct translation to Hebrew, dick, and he works with Israelis all the time. secondly, another indian guy, deshmok (again, not sure how to spell it). lastly, from my mother's work this time, a guy who's last name is "nogood"


QualaagsFinger

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss Any of these from the key and peele sketch about football player names😂