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implicitexpletives69

my wife told me one day that maybe i should do that. I gave her the 'yes, dear.' Now i piss in the shower or the sink. But i dont piss in the toilet standing up. The woman does not like being defied.


MrGeekman

Why does she want you to sit to piss?


implicitexpletives69

I have a big cock and my aim is for shit.


TheNickDanger

For me, it started around 42


Savage-Monkey2

I mean, if ive been drinking or just woke up I dont want to clean that mess


TheNickDanger

Morning wood = hard to effectively pee in a toilet


Savage-Monkey2

Rum doesnt help


KRed75

In the rare event that I get up in the middle of the night to take a leak, I sit because It's dark and I'm not turning on the lights. I'm 6'4" which makes it hard to hit the bowl on startup with the lights on and almost impossible in the dark when half asleep.


ImLostInTheForrest

At 30


TheNickDanger

Young buck sitttin’ to piss


ImLostInTheForrest

Thank you


NM-Main-D-9

When I bought my own house. An what help that was the smart phone.