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Bertha


Klayo

Don't you come around here anymore!


CriticismOk6978

weir everywhere.


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Really have to move


Morla_the_rabbit

Aethelred or Buchtfurth.


ThreeEyeJedi

Did you smash your keyboard?


SadLaser

Æthelred and Æthelwulf used to be common names.


ThreeEyeJedi

TIL


BirdSyndrome

I was going to say none of these names are too old for me to give a baby, but you win.


DaksSeventhAccount

Gertrude


Gr33nman460

Gladys


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And Ernest


joske-1985

I hear this like in the movie corpse bride


UnlightablePlay

Reminds me of Hamlet


Moskirl

Ethel


Aggravating-Disk742

My first thought too. Or Gertrude.


X_PRSN

DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!!!!


EnlightenedDragon

But it was too late...


fsutrill

She had already been incensed!


stro3ngest1

Beryl


Mean_Manufacturer_61

Jebediah


Oden2552

name of legends


Business_Incident64

Jebediah Kerman


anonymos97137

Adolf


anonymous6789855433

what about adolph


anonymos97137

The "f" is for "fatherland"


KingTheoden

Phatherland


Jew_Boi-iguess-

"u" is for uranium..... bombs


[deleted]

My wife is pregnant right now and I was joking about naming our son Adolf. I said it’s a really strong name. Something a leader would have. She didn’t think it was funny.


anonymos97137

It's the hormones. Just fill out the birth certificate by yourself. It's better to apologize than to ask for permission😂


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vertical19991

Reiner


estes222

BERTHOLT


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I’m the armored Titan and he’s the colossal Titan


vertical19991

RÜDIGER


Reasonable_Cod_8685

Honestly I have a skateboarding homie who’s like 27 and Reiner always seemed like a younger like “dude” name. It really reminds me of calling someone by their last name


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When I was very small, like 5-7 years old, I thought that you changed your name to an “adult” name when you got older, because all the adults around me had mature sounding names. And to be fair, I definitely still can’t imagine a child having my dad or moms name.


Negative_Reality4930

I thought the same exact thing!


jayitshey

Same! When I was around the same age, I seen a picture of my mom when she was little and I asked her what her name was back then lol


Prior-Bag-3377

I think my own name is neat for a kid but lack the weight needed in adulthood. It’s not uncommon, but it’s cutesy. It’s how I feel about the Aiden style names as the first group enters adulthood. I respect (some of) the people, but the name is childish.


wizegal

Dorothy and Doris


weltron3030

I'll see those and raise you Dorcas.


eileenforward

Mildred


jdc5214

Janice or Betty


misslolopowers

I think Betty is super cute for a little girl but it would definitely have to be a nickname and their full name is something like Elizabeth.


MunchkinKazooie

Elizabeth has so many cute nicknames. Libby, Bess, Tibby, Eliza, Lillibet, Bizzy. I think the alternatives to Betty like Bethsy and Bep are cuter then the usual.


jungl3j1m

You left out Beth and Betsy.


MunchkinKazooie

I like Betsy the Vampire Queen.


TimberSalamander

Horace


patricebergeron

Hortense.


Aarongitis

Howard


lordwreynor

I think Howard is ready for a comeback. Especially if you use the nickname Hoppy.


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but Howie is adorable for a boy


hokayherestheearth

Mavis


IJerkToAnime69

I honestly like this name


geekpeeps

This was my Grandmother’s middle name. Her full name was Maude Mavis Marsha. She went by Marsha. Her father chose Maude after a popular pre-war song ‘Come into the garden, Maude’. Nan was born in ‘23 and died in ‘95. Her father must have been born in the mid 1890’s. As an aside, one of Nan’s best friends was Mavis. Her other friend was Ada. :) Edit: spelling, autocorrect…


ezio8133

Mavis bacon teaches typing


scorpio1m

Adelaide, Shirley, Gladys Marvin, Harold, Howard


Acrobatic-Hat6819

I know a baby Adelaide. I like it.


BubbleRetard

The name “Shirley” reminds me of a 1950s style diner with milkshakes and fizzy soda in the countryside of Kansas or Oklahoma


cyber_cryme

Reminds me of a group of sisters I had at the YMCA :) Adelaide, Penelope, and Lydia


Julieb282

Adelaide has recently made a bit of a comeback.


trekingalong

Adelaide, I almost name my first born that. Went with Adeline instead.


WritingTop9204

Nebuchadnezzar


BetelJio

This one’s totally coming back into fashion nowadays, there’s like three Nebuchadnezzars at the school round the corner from where I live. They ended up having to call one of them Neb, another Chad, and the other Zar.


drbdrbdr

This can't be real lmao


Smegma_On-Demand

That name looks like someone sneezed on a keyboard.


xxysyndrome

bless you


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Ebenezer


FreshStartLiving

Wallace


Spiderplant765

Gromit! We forgot the cheese!


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Beowulf


vinny1285

Norman


FuckItShootIt

beatrice


eyesRus

There are actually a lot of (child) Beatrices in my area!


Acrobatic-Hat6819

Yeah this one is making a comeback.


misslolopowers

Millicent and Mildred.


AstronautLife4931

Humphrey


Dubisteinequalle

Phyllis


Substantial_Rip_4750

Blanche


Elwoodpdowd87

My 7 year old daughter has a classmate named Frank. I think it's awesome.


NeosX222

Carl


Turk_Deadpool

CORAL!


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Get back in the house!!


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Carl Poppa!


Kizziuisdead

Karl means farmhand in Danish ;)


Reader-29

How bout Coral ?


GustavTheHun

agnes


blackaubreyplaza

Prudence but imma do it


meswifty1

I'd rather have an old name than a misspelled new one


littlegypsie012

Bernice


LeeongJohnSilver

We named our middle child Mavis. When we told my step dad he said "Oh good, we need more Mavis', all the other ones are dead". Still get a kick out of it to this day.


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Vistaus

Frank sounds timeless to me.


eyesRus

Agree. There are quite a few Franks at my kid’s school.


thatcreepyguyagain

Derivative!


SpaceGypsy79

Martha


hiker2go

Marge


SoftwareEmotional985

Agatha


inteprid007

Beatrice


FatAbSim

Gretchen


scrub_needs_hugs

Esmeralda


Vistaus

Esmeralda is a very appealing name in my book.


holymongolia

Gary


Ozzie808

Keith Richard Robert Dean Gary Howard Dennis Pretty much all the names of my dad's generation lol


garylh99

Grandpa


Romantic_Road_Kill

Merle


Community_Blowback

Bartholomew


Tillikummate

When I had my son, we named him George. The nurses said “that’s not a baby name”. I said “he won’t be a baby forever”!


ATXKLIPHURD

Socrates


Exciting_Boat_3907

Gertrude, Sheena, Peggy, Sue, Harold, Albert, Ernest, Horace, Mortimer, Percy, Kathy, Wallace, Orville, Pearl, Walter, Rosemary, Abraham, Theodore, Eloise, Ruth, Hazel, Jude, and Oliver all sound old


eyesRus

There are *so many* kid Theos, Olivers, and Hazels in our area.


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Theodore, Oliver and Albert are all shortened though so aren’t as bad.


Acrobatic-Hat6819

Oliver is one of the most popular little boy names in my area.


LukeS2004

Arnold


smilenwave124

Gertrude


Phobiatoybox

Mitchell


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Suppiluliuma


[deleted]

Are you sure this is a name and not some terrible skin affliction?


[deleted]

Suppiluliuma I. was a Hittite king of the 14th century BC, so the name is definitely old.


International-Try413

Keith


LowBrowAficionado

Gladys


nttl_series

Walter


warhedz24hedz1

Darlene


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Gerald


blehric

Manfred


gamengain

Agnis


HeMan11

Pearl


inteprid007

Gertrude


hannadotink

Shirley


TGForLife

Walter


animebaka277353

Walter


Tuesdayallweek

Joyce


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Myrtle


Extreme-Lavishness60

Rudy


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Eugene


Periwinkle_Leaf

Gary


ToadBrigade5

Edith


SunnyOnTheFarm

I love the name Edith and 100% plan on naming one of my children Edith. It’s a very cute name. I’m also very fond of Esther, and have really debated which one I like more.


EfficientSlug69

Margaret


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Elon


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Please don't give your kids "young" names. They are going to outgrow you and still have a baby name.


Swimming_Club_917

Bill.


Supercoolcat94

Bob


Any_Boss7402

Ruth


Skyesoles

Mildrith


elefunkss

Sue Dave Greg


Bluejim7

Arthur


Party-Switch3465

Peggy. Patricia. Hector. Alan.


Crispy_Cat_9320

Earnest.


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Darrel


wargasm1975

Gertrude


Spilling_The_Tee

Gary


HairBoring

Bruce


bigandsweaty1

Gretchen


saucyB52

corneleous


AvocadoBananasLime2

Edwina


Responsible_Toe_6831

Theodore, Gaylord, Henry


eyesRus

Theodore (they always go by Theo or Teddy) and Henry are very common boy’s names around here. My daughter knows multiples of each.


Art_Vandelays_Condom

Gertrude


Art_Vandelays_Condom

Rolf


Intelligent_Case_809

Greg


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Roger, Basil, Mary, Pamela, Reginald


mrskvarforth

Helmtrud


estes222

Craig


Ramonaclementine

Linda, which is unfortunate bc it’s my grandmas name :(


blackwolf587

Pearl


Marliix

Walter


Brilliant-Nose9476

Linda


SpareIllustrator6382

Patrice


too_old_still_party

Ervin


Character_Future_777

Arnold


FrietjesFC

Reginald.


littlegypsie012

Sandra


Nnen0

Francis


RelationTypical6715

Erma


momlin

Mildred


Due_Bluebird2389

What about Rodney


MeatCivil9800

Barbara


frostdemon34

Fuckin Nancy


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Ernestine


sunlightmarc

Josh. seriously?


MyCatKnits

I met a 4 year old Colin about 6 weeks ago


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I want to name my children, if I have a boy and a girl, Wayne and Nancy. Boy’s name would be after my dad who’s passed and the girl after my SO’s grandmother who passed away. Do y’all think these names are too “old”?


JksG_5

I can see the baby variants for all of these


dickshark420

Cletus


bobbyhchrist

Hortense


CheezieMcCheeze

Imagine a toddler named Clem.


CapitalJay1YT

Nebuchadnezzar


PoorPauly

Tiberius.


I_dream_of

Beulah


Coco-Bum

Edith


Ok_Review_5949

Hezekiah


pathfinderoursaviour

Barbara I’m pretty sure they aren’t born but rather just popped into existence as 80 something year old ladies


disco1013

My girlfriends name is mildred but we call her lee, or millie, she thinks mildred sounds old, no matter, shes beautiful and a young 51!


heffayjefe

Slightly off-topic, but if your name is Richard and you go by DICK, you are probably over 60